The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"Hey, the most famous gangster on the track, with a ferocious look on his face, he cries loudly and loudly, how can you actually be afraid of someone?" Li Leisi seemed to have discovered a new world, "Miss, I know I'm so sad!"

Li Cang muttered: "Who knew that the food on the plate was hard work, how could it not be hard? I had to sacrifice my dignity and dignity to get it. The young lady and Aunt Kong are almost carved from the same mold."

"Nonsense, Aunt Kong is not even one-tenth as scary as Rao Qifang in the kitchen. When I see Aunt Kong, I think of kitchen utensils most. When I see Rao Qifang's face, I can only think of torture tools!"

"Our mother? When did our mother become so scary?"

"Oh, wasn't she scary as a child?"

"Oh, that's right. Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are at odds with each other. It's an eternal problem. It's perfectly normal to not look at each other~"

"Li Cang, you are a dog!"

Facts have proved that Li Cang's worried strategies and tactics for the master of the nest are purely a matter of eating carrots and not worrying. The Zerg is a mature race. It uses an ant-like destiny algorithm to support the entire race to rumble forward and use the simplest and crudest plunder. All forms of resources are exchanged for survival. How can there be so many bells and whistles? They are as simple as a blank sheet of paper from beginning to end.

Gathering people and exploding troops to push and fight an unequal war is the way to go!

Strategy?

art of war?

The swarm is above, our Zerg race can advance and retreat in reality, and we can defend the subspace. What do you ugly carbon-based monkeys know about subspace races? Chao bacteria don’t know Hui Shuo, and worms don’t know Spring and Autumn!

The master of the nest is already halfway over. Although it is a little embarrassing to be stuck, they have already seen half of the rich and original land. This is the biggest motivation for it to carry out this seemingly meaningless and shameless behavior. Source, the world belongs to you as well as to me, but in the end it belongs to those who live longer. If you can't beat me, how can you survive you?

Besides, didn’t you, Li Cang, appear just to please me? Originally, I was not interested in a false sub-world fantasy, but your little trick successfully seduced me. Now a group of plastic girlfriends are staring at my butt with eager eyes. If I, the majestic master of the lair, with the will of the swarm and the wrath of the swarm of insects, still can't defeat you, the worms and descendants under my hands must not marry and fly into the nest immediately. If it's stuck in your throat and you can't spit it out, I must have a good talk with you little thing today. .

Li Cang's idea is quite pragmatic. Taking away the master of the nest in one wave is pure wishful thinking, but if he just slaps his butt and leaves, then his departure will definitely be the prelude to the fantasy island chain being wiped out. Now The second stage of the Lord of the Lair has been completed. It is impossible to survive just by relying on the fantasy island chain and the sea of ​​​​dogs randomly arranged without his command. What kind of thunder tree are there to hope for sustainable development? There is no way to buy or sell it at once. Those who dare to cut it into pieces in such a duplicitous way are killing the old hens who laid the golden eggs to entertain their relatives, right?

However, after three days and three days, the master of the nest was completely beaten to a state of half-death. He basically sprinkled three melons and two dates to deal with the calculation ball in a symbolic manner, which was contrary to the Zerg's survival algorithm and was firmly and forcefully implemented. Follow the basic principle of never being negative when it comes to being negative and never being negative when it comes to negative aspects.

After going back and forth, Li Cang collapsed.

The resources and coins required to maintain the tens of millions of dogs in the sea are astronomical. The Zerg refuses to sign the bill. Is it possible that the remaining balance of this project can be expected to be claimed by the Fantasy Island Chain on its own initiative?

The master of the key lair would jump out from time to time to show his presence angrily to prove that he was still jumping around here. If a toad doesn't bite, it will bite people. Li Cang felt very uncomfortable if he was neither above nor below.

Underground shelter.

This was probably the first collective holiday since entering the fantasy world. Li Cang was lying on the sofa with his legs on the armrests. He was leaning on his head with one hand and dropped his other hand to the coffee table. He tapped his fingers on the table unconsciously. The aggressive sound is full of irritability like the chirping of cicadas in the dog days of summer.

The remaining group of people each occupied a sofa, looking at each other in silence, their faces covered with dust, and they had nowhere to talk and feel sad.

Let’s just say that for a race like bugs, who would have thought that they would have such an outrageous vocabulary reserve as “touching fish” in their dictionary? Doesn’t this go against common sense? Damn, they themselves are really not in a hurry. They can do it to Teacher Cang in one go. If you catch someone in a rage and make fun of someone, will Timi, us normal people, still have to live our lives?

Of course, no one wanted to take the blame for the bug. Lao Wang stood up suddenly: "Little Coin Boy and I will continue to think about how to use bait bombs. That thing itself can interfere with the warp storm. If you get a few more bundles, you can't prepare them." It has a miraculous effect. When I throw the cow's dick directly on the face of the lair owner, I won't believe that thing can't hold back from licking it!"

"Zhong~! Don't talk like that."

"Don't worry about these details. The atmosphere is here. It would be rude if you don't highlight the roughness and roughness of your words!"

"Wrong sense!"

Lao Wang heyed twice, and the dog curled up and ran away quickly. Although he said so, this week has passed. Seeing that the parking time balance is insufficient, if they really have a way, there is no need to wait. Now.

The working principle of the anti-teleportation array decoy bomb is easy to understand. To put it simply and crudely, it is a smoke screen bomb that continues to spread. No matter how many smoke screen bombs you bundle together, they will not be used as broadsword mines and used to face the enemy, right?

The young lady got up and went into the kitchen to work. Li Leisi rolled over to Li Cang's side, propped her legs up on the sofa and lay down, banging her head against his: "Hey! Isn't that mother insect always missing you? Our Sky Island will be released from the mooring status in a few days. It's not certain whether it will be anxious or you. The advice of professionals is to establish a mental connection with the little coin right now. Well, it's also okay to learn a few words of Zerg language. In short, just tell the mother insect that you, Master Cang, will pack up and leave immediately, and everything will be fine~"

Li Cang pulled his neck and squinted at her in surprise: "Huh?"

"What, what I said is wrong, the mother insect It's so smart, it should be able to understand what you are going to do with just a signal, right? As long as we move the sky island at that time, all problems will be solved! "

"I understand the truth," Li Cang said with deep eyes, "but there should be something worth the Zerg's concern on the fantasy island chain, as for what it is, I haven't figured it out yet. The nest master is now struggling to twist his butt, guess what he will choose?"

"Ah this." Li Lace was also numb, blinking her eyes, "Do you think the nest master will dream? I will kill it in the dream right now!"

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Li Cang rubbed back with a smile, and his thoughts gradually emptied on his pillow full of softness. Damn it, it's too shameful to do it, why not hug the bed!