The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us
Chapter 1465: The Lord of the Nest: Am I a hidden talent?
"Has the master of the nest remained in this state without any movement? It seems that he doesn't want to pay attention to the swarm of bees crawling on him?"
"It's been like this for a while, and the bee swarm doesn't seem to recognize the distant relative of the nest master. Li Cang, your emotional cards like relatives, bloodlines, etc. are completely useless!"
Li Cang sent several teams of doglegs to crawl along the chain to bring warmth to the owner of the nest. There were all kinds of deformations, cancers, and so on. They mainly used a prison insect as a meal and died like home: "How dare you assume that the swarm and the zerg are definitely related? Closer than that thing to the Zerg?"
"Clam?"
"You know, if the phylogenetic tree classifies the evolution of species, all descendants of a common ancestor are counted as one evolutionary branch. Mammals evolved from bony fish. Therefore, we are fish, and whales are also fish. Everyone and crucian carp The relationship is closer than that of crucian carp and shark!”
"Are you trying to say that Lao Wang and Chongzi are like this too?"
"No, I was just fooling around~" Li Cang spread his hands as Li Laixi's eyebrows gradually rose, "I want to say that your attention was subconsciously diverted. There is something wrong with the focus. The focus has never been on the swarm. It’s Lao Wang’s stupidity.”
"Li Cang, sometimes I really want to strangle you to death. You know this, right?"
"You know, if you strangle me to death, no one will be able to protect you from being strangled to death by our mother. You know this, right?"
Some people forget to sleep and eat, and some people forget to eat, sleep, and eat. Then Li Laisi's arrogant behavior of playing games completely angered Li Cang and the little lady, and they were directly suppressed, so she began to practice her most, most, most The annoying synesthesia skill with Lilith, soon, very soon, Dalei Zi knew why Li Cang was so weak as he is now.
"Please, please, little lady, please let me rest for a while and have some food. Just for a while, you can let me die once!" Li Laisi screamed, not pretending to be pitiful, but really pitiful, "My brain It’s going to crack, it’s really going to crack, look at my pineal gland, it’s all covered with lines!”
Tai Xiaoyi blinked with an innocent look on her face, and Li Cang scolded: "When will you train your synesthesia instinct into the zombie body and then think about the pineal gland again! Oh, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and continue!"
He can even use Li Laisi as a living shield. He has always used everything to the best of his ability. Do you expect him to have a conscience?
To put it quite simply and crudely, instinct, intuition, subconsciousness, and sixth senses can all be the work of a highly specialized zombie body. The zombie body does not report to the conscious mind at all when it is working, and you have no idea about it. This thing is making trouble in your brain. Since synaesthesia burns your CPU, then don’t worry about it!
Li Leisi was immediately desperate.
What's scarier than perversion?
It is a perversion of rational thinking!
What's more terrifying than this?
Of course this rational thinking pervert is my mother's boyfriend!
It doesn't matter if your boyfriend is tougher, he'll be red-faced and embarrassed at most, but what are you doing with being so hardcore? No one would be happy to accept this kind of bastard boyfriend even if he brings his own food and dowry and knocks in the door!
Not seeing each other for one day is like three autumns.
Long, highlighting a long.
In the evening, I don't know whether it was the live mining of the bees or Li Cang's behavior of providing warmth that angered the half-dead master of the nest. The big man who was dragged behind his butt like a dog by the sky suddenly burst out with a burst of dazzling green. Light, the standard hexagonal spiritual grid materialized for an instant. Not only did he format all the dead and living things on his body, but he even wanted to hit the jump channel, but he only just left the body a little bit. The distance was so stretched that the network was instantly disconnected.
Normally, Lao Wang would jump to his feet and curse, and eight generations of his ancestors would have to be carried out by the master of the lair and repeatedly beat the corpse with iron teeth and bronze teeth, directly damaging the DNA, but this time there was no movement at all.
"Is this what you have realized?" Li Laixi, who was also half-dead, reluctantly pulled her head out of the large rice bowl that almost choked her to death. "I actually got into such a state of being that I was in a passionate confrontation with you and Xiaobi Zaizi. Sometimes there is a somewhat similar illusion.”
As usual, Li Cang frowned in disbelief.
Then, I saw Lao Wang getting up in one go and climbing up the chain with a golden sword. This scene scared the little lady to the point of going crazy: "Zhong Jianzhang! Are you crazy?"
Lao Wang just waved his hand: "It wants to talk to me!"
"Clam?"
"I'm just telling you! Isn't this coming!" Li Cang finally showed a smile that met social expectations: "Pass it on! Open a single page of the Wang family genealogy! Gilt it! Do it overnight!"
As early as the master of the lair in Yectrasil, there was actually something similar like this. Who would have thought that the five big and three thick Zerg are actually the masters of the inner show, but they also like to negotiate, right?
A bunch of "little bees", dog legs and ten turtle lice surrounded Lao Wang and climbed those slender chains with him. Although the chains are not very physical now, they can't withstand the turtle lice's tossing, and a total of 100 turtles were jumped before and after. The tide swept away eight heads, and only two successfully landed on the body of the master of the lair. However, two heads were enough. If something happened, even if he fell into the passage and was randomly transported, the turtle-backed dragon louse could temporarily help Lao Wang survive. life.
Li Laixi: "Can this thing actually give in?"
Yes.
In the concept of Comrade Dalei Zi, there is more than negotiation, anything other than recklessness is cowardice!
negotiation?
Negotiation is useless. Do you still want to get something you can’t get with your fists by talking?
It is obvious that these bugs have poor IQ and EQ, and panic when encountering trivial things. Now it is clear that they have no way to deal with the nest owner. As long as they can survive the warp channel, although it cannot be said that the sky is high and the sea is wide, they can at least pass through the flowers without getting a single leaf on them. No matter what, Li Cang is not so crazy and morally low that he wants to destroy the world for fun. The owner of half a nest is still the nest owner. If they can't think of a proper way to buy this thing before going out, they will be the ones who panic.
Tai Xiaoyi returned to the stilt house with a worried look on her face. It seemed that she was planning to find something to do to distract herself. She baked snacks, made drinks and prepared ingredients. The young lady was very good at this. When Li Leisi saw her leave, she became lively and energetic, and her eyes were bright: "Take a break, let me take a break, oh, Teacher Cang, little Cang Cang, Princess Cang Cang, hey, dad~?"
Li Cang protected his chest with both hands and was very alert. He felt that this woman didn't want to take a break at all, but just wanted to deceive him. Sese: "Speak nicely to me!"
"I knew you were the best, muah, love you, keep watch for me, I'll play a game for a while!"
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