The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

There are only so many suggestions that Li Cang can give with his professionalism. After all, what he is really good at is corpse alienation and bloodline is a living corpse instead of a living person or a newly created human cub. As the saying goes, there is a way to know the truth. People who have specializations in the industry and pay attention to scientific rigor are not very suitable for applying Cang's probability theory.

Even so, Minsk and Shan Juan were still grateful. Considering everything that happened after the injury, Shan Juan had almost the most pessimistic attitude towards the birth of this child. It was very important for her to get the answer that the child would grow up without any problems. It was undoubtedly the best result, and nothing else mattered. As for why she insisted on finding Li Cang, I can only say that women's intuition is sometimes quite outrageous.

After sitting for a while at the mansion in Minsk, a few people left. When the aunt saw the child's eyes glowing green, Li Cang was a little worried about the possibility of his seniority declining again and again in the future. The so-called "reproductive isolation" issue He still has no clue, he himself has always been indifferent, others.

cough.

I don't dare to think about it. If I talk about Rao Qifang's favor, I will end the relationship in a righteous way.

I accompanied my aunt and sister-in-law to wander around Tili City until midnight, buying baskets and eating. Tili's resource richness was only slightly inferior to that of Mu Shenlu, and considering that Tili and Mu The average land area per capita in the Divine Continent is that 3/7 of the bases in front of them must be of the type that is too poor to raise their heads.

night.

There are three deck chairs in the terrace garden of Qiao Shasha's dormitory. One is empty, one has one person on it, and one has two people on it. The style is quite like Zhou Shuren's.

The moon is like a silver plate, its light is cold.

The little aunt curled up in Li Cang's arms, like a lazy cat with its claws closed.

"You're pretty good at choosing a day. It's a full moon today~"

"No, it's you. I haven't seen you for two years, but my little aunt is still as charming as ever!"

"Oh, I showed up at the wrong time. Ho, can you two stop being so sticky in front of me? I'm going to grill some venison slices for a while. How can I eat this?"

"No, you came at just the right time~"

Fu Jinxin glanced at Qiao Shasha: "The temperature has dropped quite a lot during this period. It would be great if it snowed a little. Brother-in-law, roasted venison goes best with the snow scene, right?"

"Tsk, did you see that the little girl is looking forward to it a lot, Li Cang?"

Li Cang didn't pick up on his little aunt at all: "In the glazed world, there's white snow and red plums, and the pink and fragrant baby cuts the meat and eats the mutton, but you know how to roast venison!"

"Who would have thought that my brother-in-law looks like he's killing everyone on the surface, but secretly he's a Red Mansion student?"

"How about I give up the place to you two and I leave?"

Fu Jinxin stuck out her tongue and tiptoed to pick up the venison. She had always been curious about how Li Cang roasted the venison so dark, half-cooked and still so delicious. She muttered something that Li Cang mentioned casually last time. The boss lady's secret: "Shoulder and neck meat, wrapped in cockscomb oil, grilled over high heat, less salt and more spicy, dipped in raw deer blood"

The tender, juicy, spicy and wild taste stayed in her heart and couldn't get out.

Li Cang got up in a hurry. Fu Jinxin looked like he was about to suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder. This Timi is not roasted venison. I don't know where he thought he was a little intern dancing around the fire: "I didn't do it." Let’s have dinner, I’ll come.”

Fu Jinxin had a gray nose, her hands were covered with splattered oil stars, and she pouted and felt unhappy. However, she soon realized the joy of being an observer. Together with Qiao Shasha, she squinted and smelled the smell, which was not too pleasant at all.

"Pleasing to the eye, isn't it?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah"

There are two types of venison shoulder and neck cuts, one cut into hob pieces and the other into square pieces. No need to use a skewer to pierce the meat, just place it directly on the grill net.

The green smoke of the fire cannot kill the bright moon in the garden and the scenery.

Li Cang himself was a mess. No matter how many times he roasted this ordinary beast without alienated bloodline, he could finish it. He might be able to eat it for a whole night with a little water. The two of them, who were moved by the smell, simply sat next to the oven. Staring eagerly, but with a serious lack of common sense in life, he couldn't even tell which piece was overcooked and which had just the right taste. He had no choice but to pick up the vice-chief's chopsticks and put the meat between the two of them: "Little aunt likes to eat meat that's a little burnt. Well, young people have strong firepower, Xiaofu needs to eat something a little younger."

"I always feel like you're doing something." Qiao Shasha muttered with her mouth full of meat, "Where's my wine? Someone, bring me the rice wine I made for you, and bring an iron basin to warm the wine!"

"Brother-in-law, do you want to drink some too?"

"Hey, him? Don't let him drink. If you want to do something evil, you're a little too young. His drinking capacity is as good as that of a young man."

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Finally, I got a can of cold beer as a token gesture.

Li Cang took a sip and looked at the packaging of Tieting: "Well, the taste is quite good, and it's actually a little sweet. So it seems like your Tili is quite suitable for brewing?"

"How can you actually tell whether a drink is good or bad? By the way, why do you think someone like you can comment on the quality of wine? Who gave you the confidence?" Qiao Shasha felt that it was simply unreasonable. It's unusual for someone to drink a glass of wine and pour it down. " But of course, the Tili people have handed down at least a hundred kinds of wine, each of which has a modified formula based on the climate and crops here. The wine culture is quite important, otherwise you would think that the previous group of noble men were drinking wine every day. What to enjoy, they know how to enjoy it!”

"Not only alcohol, Tili people are good at, and even proficient in, all kinds of addictive things from top to bottom, such as leaf cigarettes, fruit juice candy products and snacks."

"And the Fengyue culture here, I dare say that it is absolutely unmatched by other places. My nephew, would you like to have a taste? Auntie's treat!"

Li Cang threw a piece of meat into Qiao Shasha's mouth and said, "Want to do some business? Food and wine from the rail line would be a good gimmick."

Qiao Shasha was a little moved, but she still shook her head: "The base? Let's forget it."

"It's not the base, it's Goldfish Logistics. The organization that used to deliver the bracelet to you. Jin Yujing does everything. As long as she can make money, she is quite professional."

"So Captain Jin's name is Jin Yujing?" Qiao Shasha's focus was not on the foreign money at all, her eyes were very seductive, "Are you so trusting of her?"

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You can't hide from it, right? I can't hide from it yet!

"Goose, goose, goose~" Qiao Shasha couldn't stop laughing, "It's not me who should be anxious. How can we, who are humble and small, have any right to question the attitude of other people's elders? We still have to look at their faces to make ends meet~"

Li Cang smiled and said, "While the wine is still warm, your sister Shasha and I will talk about some important family and country affairs. Come back as soon as you go!"

Fu Jinxin: "The general will obey the order!"

Fu Jinxin closed the door from the terrace garden to the palace, stood outside and listened attentively, then felt relieved, walked back and happily ate all the meat on the grill, and shouted outside: "Brother Liu, stop hiding, I can smell the two-dimensional smell on you, come out!”

Xiao Liu poked his head out from under the terrace: "Damn, I fell into this little girl's trick again. My eldest sister and my uncle left early. My poor barbecued meats, I just watched them being eaten by you!" You have a bad conscience!"

Then Heizi, Zou Jian, Xiaostutter

They all climbed up one by one, at least ten of them, with half-embarrassed smiles.

Fu Jinxin was dumbfounded: "What are you doing here if you don't do it one by one? I'm really not afraid that Sister Shasha will chop you up alive!"

"Prevent my uncle from suddenly running away!" Xiao Liu said confidently, "For the peace and harmony of Tili, and for the love and justice of the eldest sister, we are shouldering this heavy responsibility and must guard against death! We must -"

"Are you pretending to be someone who refuses to give in?" Brother Heizi, who knew how to hold back his hands, smiled naively: "Isn't it customary for Teacher Cang to treat everyone to dinner after he comes over? Last time, he was asked to wait for a long time, but this time it's our turn If you take the initiative, you must give this face!"

Fu Jinxin: "."

No wonder Sister Sasha yells and kills these guys who don't wander around all day long. Sure enough, Sister Sasha is too restrained.

Xiao Liu stared blankly at the grill, checked all the raw materials and seasonings, and finally focused on the dark pot of deer blood: "Can such a fragrant meat be roasted with just this little thing? I'm sure there is nothing hidden." seasoning?"

"That's the basin you're looking at!"

"Blood, it seems like you don't know anyone. The vinegar-blooded duck I make is very good. I almost cheated a wife with this skill. Unfortunately, the old sour water jar passed down from my ancestors has been broken for several years. Recently, I tried it again and made That’s all it came out to be, and I always felt it was a little bit boring.”

"My wife is almost there, or is it something else? I have collected this wine glass. Maybe a hundred years from now, my son can exchange it for glory and wealth with the wine glass that Teacher Cang drank from~"

"Heizi, please speak your mind carefully and don't set up the Flag Curse Blade at every turn, okay?"

"Why did I curse Teacher Cang!"

"This kind of thing is just like an artist's paintings. They only become valuable after the person dies. There are very few masters who can live to see their paintings become valuable!"

"It's obvious that your perspective is too tricky. Your thinking has gone astray and you are not honest. We are a public-owned society, and those with a crooked butt will be assigned to grow potatoes!"

"Good guy, can't you tell? Brother Heizi seems to be very good at climbing heights. He's so easy to do!"

The moon rises and the moon sets, and the sun shines brightly.

A group of people who had been blowing the cool breeze all night on the terrace drank themselves to the ground. When Li Cang and Qiao Shasha came out, Xiao Liu was reciting poems and composing poems to the sun, squinting his eyes, and moved himself Had to burst into tears.

"Ahem" Li Cang liked this style of painting so much that he quickly took out his beer and raised a glass, "Come on, my good friends, can I go with you again?"

After a glass of wine, they fell down on the spot.

Li Cang was also moved and burst into tears. He was as happy as if he had found something he had lost for a long time: "Oh, why bother? If you can't drink it, then don't drink it. Look, if you can't drink it, then don't drink it~"

"No! Pour the wine!"

The two people on the ground suddenly stood up, standing straight and stiff, like two zombies that had been dead for a long time.

Li Cang: "."

Damn it, the secret key matches, right?

Li Cang, who failed to increase his drinking capacity, had to force himself to smile, raised his glass, gritted his teeth and said: "Perish together!"

Everyone didn’t realize that something was wrong: “Cheers!”

Qiao Shasha quickly snatched the cup from Li Cang's hand, and after a few clicks, the cup was empty. She swung the bottom of the cup with great arrogance and said, "A bunch of noobs are not worthy of my nephew's glass of wine!"

Xiao Liu was the first to object to Qiao Shasha's behavior: "We are not good at drinking, and eldest sister, you can't do this. This is the first time for you to drink with your uncle!"

"The rice wine you poured for him! You bastards don't know anything! You mean your food when you say it's your food. After all, after drinking, you have to fight for martial virtue! Do you want the first time to drink to become the last!"

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There is no doubt that the little aunt has really paid attention to Li Cang's drinking capacity. After all, this thing has become a meme in the base after being exposed to it several times. It has spread so widely that it is difficult for others to know. It is said on the forum Someone on the Internet claimed to have developed anti-scratch armor. In short, even the dogs on the roadside knew what they were trying to do without any good intentions.

"I'll go to the kids' table!"

Master Li, who had all the bitter tea seeds from his idol's baggage, consciously walked to the small stove and sat down. Together with Fu Jinxin, he and Fu Jinxin grilled everyone in the wine barrel. However, he found that Comrade Fu was drinking hot rice wine over there. A piece of meat and a glass of wine, so happy.

This is life

There are no poems or distant places at all, only today's mediocrity and tomorrow's misery.

"Ah, brother-in-law, I actually don't know how to drink~" Fu Jinxin tried her best to make her expression sincere, "One cup at a time, one cup at a time!"

Li Cang was completely speechless. He held the wine glass and pinched his nose to drink it for her: "Pour it down, pour it down. If it pours down, I will roast you and the deer together!"

Fu Jinxin's face turned red from being forced to do so, and her two white hairs twisted together: "Sister Shasha, brother-in-law, he is bullying me!"

"One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. Why don't you two go into the room? I'll be out of sight and out of mind!"

Xiao Liu's eyes suddenly widened: "Brother Hei, Brother Hei, did you hear that? Damn it, Xiaofu can do it, she can do it, they really hooked up, is this the eldest sister's acquiescence?"

Kuroko sighed calmly: "Why don't you just keep drinking your wine."

"What the hell, you guys have already discovered this?"

"No wonder you can't find a partner, no wonder you named yourself Hei Qiqi, Xiao Liu. When Xiao Stutter was having a psychological shadow, you accompanied Yin and you didn't have a partner. When Xiao Stutter came out of the psychological shadow, you moved in with him and you didn't have a partner. , Little Stutter is about to get married and you still don’t have a partner. Your damn IQ seems to be just for making up numbers. Xiao Fu has been living with the eldest sister. Li Cang has been here so many times and you are just telling me this now. Do you think anyone is paying attention to you?"

Xiao Liu was straightforward.

About three minutes later, Xiao Liu tugged on Heizi's arm. Heizi and Zou Jian were chatting happily, so he impatiently shook it off, and then Xiao Liu tugged again.

"What's the matter? If you fart quickly, let it go!"

"Brother Hei, I thought about it and I think what you said is wrong. That thing is called emotional intelligence, not IQ."

"What the hell are you trying to say about EQ and IQ? You're so babbling."

"That's what happened just now!"

"What happened just now?"

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Thanks to the orange heroine for the generous reward of 100,000 starting coins, and for being crowned the number one leader in this book. The boss is grand, the boss is full of martial virtue, and the boss is fed by Princess Cangcang! (づ￣3￣)づ╭～

When I woke up early this morning, there were magpies chirping. I was still thinking about what to call me when I go to the hospital. Sure enough, wouldn't this be a good thing? Well, what? I spent the whole day in the hospital doing various reviews and examinations. I just came back at 0:00. It’s true that the dog can’t bark anymore. I’ll definitely add more chapters someday, ten chapters, no, eleven chapters, that’s what I said!

All in all, I would like to thank my sister, the alliance leader, for her kindness. Lao Qin has nothing to repay, but I am willing to express my gratitude in words!

At the same time, I would like to thank Shududu for 1,000 starting coins, Inorganic Soul for 500 starting coins, and Beicheng Jianggui for 300 starting coins. Thank you to a bunch of book friends who do not want to be named, and thank you to all friends who support this book!

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