The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us
Chapter 1513 Lao Wang: Change a batch!
Fortunately, except for the incident between Ren Zanma and Dalei Zi, everything was normal. A row of beauties in cheongsam appeared in the Su embroidery shop. A bunch of hairpins were tied up with blue silk hair on their temples. It was dazzling and pleasing to the eye.
The only person who was dissatisfied was Aunt Jin, because the clothes Li Laixi wore wrongly just now were actually hers. She felt that her clothes had been stretched out and changed into someone else's shape, which was no longer clean.
Lao Wang spoke to Tai Xiaoyi and his mother-in-law with eloquent words. He poured out free compliments as if they were free of charge. He praised the mother and daughter so much that they just drove him away. Lao Wang laughed a few times and hated Tie. Bu Chenggang glanced at Li Cang and sighed again.
It's probably impossible for me to expect this guy to stand up and speak out. This world really cannot do without me, Wang.
Clearing her throat, she put a smile on her face: "Dear mothers, aunts, sisters, Li Cang has ordered several outfits for you. In addition to cheongsams, there are also formal dresses. In addition to formal dresses, there are also Hanfus. In addition to Hanfus, there are also... Okay, I Actually, I don’t know what the scientific name of that thing should be. In short, everyone should take it easy and calm down their auras. Yes, yes, you are all very beautiful, especially beautiful, so let’s not rush to take pictures in the mirror. The sizes are all If appropriate, why don’t we change to the next batch first?”
"You surnamed Wang are somewhat annoying."
"Old woman, you should beat this guy up!"
"What, more??"
Yingying and Yanyan chatted and laughed and stepped into the fitting room one after another with high heels. Lao Wang smacked his lips with a complicated look on his face: "Teacher Cang, tell me how good our organization is, and..."
"What?"
"If, I mean if, in that scene just now, if I said 'change a batch', then..."
"It will shatter the bones and spread the ashes."
"cough"
Really, it's quite bald. At that moment, our distinguished Baiyujing Destiny Coin-level Vvip, Zhong Jianzhang, had such an urge to scold Fang Qiu for being extraordinarily unruly and unruly. He even wanted to be so heroic. Waving his sleeves, he said generously:
Change a batch~
It can be seen that Wang is indeed a person who wants to do great things. He is a person who has left high-level interests early and devoted his life to committing suicide as a career.
"You have absolutely no sense of humor! But, Mr. Cang, I'm not telling you how on earth you found this little place in the back. You're so rich, Mr. Cang. You can buy two of these clothes at the base." You are now living alone. You are so smart, Teacher Cang. Who would have thought that you would learn to please women one day? You are decent, Teacher Cang. This is the end of it!"
"My aesthetics have always been very decent!" Li Cang emphasized loudly, "Old Abel recommended several shops, and I fell in love with this place at a glance. Now it seems that it is unexpected and the effect is outstanding!"
"That's weird. They will definitely wear these clothes to the party on New Year's Day. Why is that old lady still looking unhappy? Are you bargaining to the bone?"
"Don't worry about these details." Li Cang said casually, "Does the base do these things every year? They don't want people to spend a good New Year's Day at home. If they don't eat well and drink well, they have to do it again on New Year's Day. , the co-authorship relies solely on this to highlight that humans are social animals?”
"You can watch a show without spending any money. You can eat, drink, be supported and waited on, but you still have a front row seat. How about you go out and turn left on the street and grab someone and ask who else will dislike it except you? You only have a handful of opportunities to show yourself to others in your lifetime. But Li Cang, I advise you not to be disrespectful!"
"Did you take money from Bei Zhikang?"
"Hey, I don't want to hear what you are saying. We have peed on the kang and washed our feet together. How can our revolutionary friendship be trampled and insulted by a mere copper-smelling thing?"
"It's okay to lie to others, don't lie to yourself!" Li Cang bared his teeth in disgust, "If you are so proud of this thing, then when I go to school and have a party or something, I'll kick you. Don’t you talk about giving priority to mate selection and reproductive rights every day?”
"The business people are not all aligned. A bunch of little girls who don't understand anything can't have a big sister or aunt in a movie. Just think about our shabby school. You can use your toes to know what kind of crooked guests they invite." Split dates, what I have been most dissatisfied about since I was a child is the kind of people who only know the inner meaning of their mouths. They don’t even want to lose their face and you still need a hammer. They are hypocritical and artificial. Isn’t it just that they don’t have enough support? They talk about all kinds of nonsense, just like me. Can’t those who are naturally good-looking have connotations? Not only do I show off, I also work harder than them!”
Li Cang: (_)
Ah, yes, yes, you keep barking. As a hard-core guy who has to smash other people's feet when he farts, Lao Wang can say that there is no room for improvement in some aspects, including but not limited to, and.
but
It has to be said that since they left the house at 7:30 in the morning and arrived at the store at 9 o'clock, it is now around 3:00 in the afternoon. They have just tried on two sets of cheongsam in such a long time. The two of them were almost getting moldy in the men's area. We were all gone, drank several pots of tea, and didn't dare to run to the toilet. I was afraid that some mother or some aunt would come out and not find their sincere and sincere atmosphere, which would ruin the fun.
This job is really more tiring than working with the walking dead on the railway line. It can be said that Li Cang and Lao Wang thought about all the happy things in their lives before they managed to stay awake. The smiles on their faces were It's almost semi-permanent.
"Aesthetic fatigue is a real thing." Old Wang's face was full of the holy light of time. "Tsk, I don't want to go to Baiyujing to wash my feet for at least three days. I feel it's tasteless and meaningless just thinking about it!"
"You still hate me for not going with you yesterday, right?"
"It's true. I'm not kidding you. The current level of our family's appearance is so good that I, Wang, may even have a slight sense of crisis. Mr. Li, in your opinion, who do you think is the ceiling of our family's appearance? The three little ones or the big thunder?"
"Isn't the ceiling talking nonsense with the floor ceiling~"
Old Wang stared at Li Cang and said disdainfully: "You dog, you are quite self-aware!"
Mr. Lu Xun once said that as long as I have no bottom line, no one can hurt me with the bottom line. In short, I am invincible, you can do whatever you want.
The two of them talked for another hour and a half.
Yes, a set of clothes and a set of makeup. The old lady is so strict about this matter that she is very picky. It seems that she wants to assign several makeup artists to carry with them.
Suo Zhihui was the first to come out. The heavy and shining gold bracelet on her wrist added a bit of mischief and liveliness to her delicate and delicate temperament: "I like the cheongsam and the patterns on the Hanfu. They are really beautiful!"
Li Cang racked his brains when he selected the pictures for these people, except for our mother.
Rao Qifang's clothes are made of special materials. The peacock pattern is actually determined by the material rather than Li Cang. Suo Zhihui naturally has to match her civet cat. After Li Cang provided ideas, the old lady designed a completely different style of civet cat for each piece, and the pattern was transformed into embroidery, which was even more exquisite.
"Zhenzhen almost cried when she heard that everyone had their own pattern. She really thought you would give her a beaker, a wide-mouth bottle, a check valve, or something like that."
"She got a bargain!"
"So why is it Da Kun Kun?"
"Da Kun Kun has the biggest mouth, nothing else!"
"Goose, goose, goose"
Then Li Lace came out. Not only did she have a dazzling gold bracelet with a highlight on her wrist, but she also had a black pearl hanging around her neck. However, this woman was not used to wearing earrings or anything like that, and she didn't even have pierced ears.
"Good brother, you are worthy of being me. You are simply the worm in my stomach!"
"Then you see~"
Let's put it this way. Li Lace's two cheongsams, one with a full back of a beauty picture Lilith and the other with a prefix of a beast sitting in the forest, are Kun. It is conceivable that the old lady, a master of Su embroidery known for her elegance and unparalleled embroidery, was so upset when she learned that Li Cang wanted such a thing!
At that time, the old lady's face was as dark as if she had just been struck by a bolt from the blue. Her original words were: "Either you discard these drafts directly and don't want them all, or embroider a mountain sculpture for you?"
However
This thing was put on Li Lace, and the aura was unexpectedly compatible.
The beauty embroidered on the back is Lilith, in the style of ink painting, the main body starts from the left rib and extends to the back. The front half of the whole dress has no substantial pattern, and it feels like a mountain or a river surrounded by clouds and mist.
As for the dog-kun pattern on the other body
It is well known that the appearance of the dog-kun combination has always been remarkable. At least in the eyes of Li Cang and Li Lace, it is not a waste of things at all. I can't understand why the old lady was so angry.
Lao Wang was shocked: "This is fucking, if you don't have thousands of troops under your command, and haven't overthrown several regimes and ruled behind the scenes for several presidents, you wouldn't dare to wear it like this."
Li Cang laughed: "The pictures of the young lady are deformed owls and flowers, I advise you to be kind!"
"Those two things are them? Why didn't I see it at all?"
"I don't think you have realized the seriousness of the problem. You are still in the mood to care about whether there is a picture or not. My New Year's gift has already been in their hands, what about you?"
Lao Wang was stunned, Lao Wang was heartbroken, and Lao Wang was furious.
"Fuck you! You are fucking me again!"
Li Cang suddenly felt relaxed and happy.
Try clothes, go shopping, eat and drink, and even visit the public exhibition hall of the base in the middle. There are some exhibits that are of great commemorative significance to the base in the disaster. In fact, all flower planting bases must have such a facility.
It was already the second night when we got home, but this time even Kong Jingqiao, who was always strict with herself, didn't say anything about eating and sleeping rules. Everyone was having a great time, which could be seen from the fact that Rao Qifang used earplugs. The snoring in the villa tonight was expected to be quite loud.
Li Cang naturally didn't need to sleep. He poured himself a glass of pear juice and a glass of indispensable iced cola, and stayed in the pavilion facing the widest water area in the hot spring area, browsing the forum idly.
He had not paid much attention to the new category of zombie beasts and fate servants recently. There were too many of them, which could be called a biological explosion, and the quality was also uneven. If he carefully supplemented the knowledge of new varieties accumulated in the past two years, it would probably take another half a year. He locked on a few keywords and specialized in unlimited skill seeds. So far, he still had a limited skill seed in his hand. He had such a unique condition as Weiwu. If he kept it there and couldn't use it, he would be very upset.
(Note: [Skill Seed (Fantasy Creation): Blade Licking Blood]
Definition: After using the seed, the caster will gain a skill that can improve the basic six-dimensional attributes and skill attack power (a total of 10 stages)
Cost 1: After the caster casts the skill, it will cause an incurable injury to the tongue that can only heal itself at the speed of a 1c-level ordinary person.
Cost 2: After using the seeds, any poison reduction and resistance equipment, props, and treatment methods will not be effective on the caster. At the same time, the poison damage will be deepened by 1500%, the poison attack rate will be increased by 75%, and the poison attraction probability will be increased by 10000%.
Type: Limited skill seed, this skill seed has unique attributes)
"No? How is it possible? There are countless brains in this huge world, but they can't even come up with an unlimited skill seed with matching attributes? Really, even if you have money, you can't make it!" Li Cang was furious. No argument, "I can't let myself pray for a professional counterpart, right? How much more money will it cost Timi?"
He found the recent buzz on the forum very interesting. In addition to Lao Wang's post being updated again after two years and leading to a small wave of popularity, a large number of people were discussing the Orbital Convention Sky Island spearheaded by the American Colony. The Era Convention, of course, is not Area B next to the base. The American settlements here generally refer to all the American settlements around the world and their void allies and even flag wavers.
Rao Qifang mentioned the so-called Orbital Convention and the Space Age Convention before, intentionally or unintentionally. Most of the adjectives were used to describe taking off your pants and farting, which is not a good cake, etc. It is difficult for you to imagine that before a disaster, even the United Nations Law of the Sea was not How many tricks can the loose government that is unwilling to sign make? So far, the only tricks they have played most are the FCPA and taxation.
There was an uproar on the forum, but the most concerned flower planting base in the world was not even willing to make an official response to this.
Without absolute bullying power, the current binding force of this kind of thing is equivalent to a few pieces of paper wiping your butt. But if you respond formally, it may become the most powerful way to recognize the real existence of this convention. The evidence is there.
Yes.
America is really capable of doing this.
As for the reaction of most normal people on the forum, it is basically the same as the base: no reaction.
Everyone uses this as a conversation piece after dinner. If America hadn't been reasonably promoting and building momentum, she would have entered the stage of Xianglin's Wife early on. This is not the previous situation where everyone has to come and go with each other. world, even the issues of orbital lines and off-orbit air islands are not clearly explained.
Who can you restrain with this thing?
What do you want to do?
Even you may not be able to benefit from this, but timi, save it and take it away!
In addition, there is almost no discussion about his longing for the country. If it weren’t for the post of Changhe Sunset Brother, it would be as if this thing had never existed.
"Cooling", "winter", and "food" are the keywords of the fire. After all, it doesn't matter what the treaty is or what the country wants. Are you delaying me from eating one more bite and one less bite? Timi is not that miserable yet. On the dunghill.
but.
Lowering the temperature will really make it impossible for most people to eat. It’s not that they don’t have enough to eat, but that they don’t have enough to eat.
The larger the settlements are, the more they are prepared for danger in times of peace. The whole world is scrambling for food, planting, harvesting, and robbing. Some areas with relatively concentrated island chains have started physical food wars. In short, they are using all means to refine their own interests.
At this time, small groups and orbital subordinates are unusually quiet, doing what they should do as usual, and postings are updated as usual. Occasionally, they joke that if they have time to grab food, it is better to clean up the surrounding airspace. The bottom of the food chain is affected. The cold wave has adverse effects, and the zombies, alien beasts, and insect swarms that can't fill their stomachs will be the first to go completely crazy and give you a blow in the head.
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