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Chapter 1529: Both form and spirit (1, please subscribe and vote!)
Chapter 1529: Both physical and spiritual (+1, please subscribe and vote!)
"Isn't life just about ups and downs~" Li Laixi blinked her eyes and continued, "No inspiration? Then you have to collect inspiration! You have to indulge yourself! You have to let yourself go! Do you want to have a thrilling dish? Traditional chess?”
Li Cang:─━_─━
I always thought that my dignified and elegant magician, Comrade Li Cang, was an ascetic character with a strong moral character and a strong moral character, until, until my silly girlfriend appeared.
"Uh-huh sack"
"Huh?"
Li Laisi's face froze, "You are not a little comrade, but you don't have martial ethics. This game of chess hasn't even been played yet, so you just left it alone to realize enlightenment?"
Are young men today so cautious about being alone?
Li Cang's eyes shone brightly: "The eye that destroys illusions. When the fire that binds the soul is broken, it returns to its source. When it is reborn, it also dies. Okay, this guy named 'Yu Wenyue' is really timi chuunier. Hmm. I'm asking. Let’s pay first. By the way, what did you say just now? Why are you staring at me?”
"hehe."
Thousands of kilometers away, thirty-one-year-old Yu Wenyue was alone in the cracks between prosperity and dilapidation on an inhabited island chain.
The rice vat is empty, and there are barely three and a half pieces of coal cake left. There is still about twenty kilograms of soup in the pot. If you are not afraid of the cold, you can get another pot outside. Once upon a time, Yu Wenyue was also a very popular Internet article. The writer, a quick shooter known for his decisiveness in killing, can...
Time waits not for us!
The advent of the Sky Island Age did not give him the chance to pursue his dream of being the protagonist. Tenosynovitis, old cold legs, scoliosis, lumbar muscle strain, cervical spondylosis, neurological headaches, and a diabetic body that could collapse at the slightest wind made him almost become a walking corpse. The situation has continued to get worse. Not only has he lost his family, lover, relatives, and friends, he has also lost his island and dignity, and now he is about to lose himself.
In a daze of hunger and cold, Yu Wenyue felt like a big rat feeding on its own kind. After eating the meat of his companions, he had to sew their skins into clothes to keep warm.
It turns out that it's the fat that's really responsible for most of the warmth, not these ugly, thin, smelly skins.
"Ding~"
"Um?"
Yu Wenyue suddenly woke up from his dying state. When he saw the blinking green prayer interface in front of him, he didn't immediately check this only light of hope. Instead, he knelt down and sat there. He was as dumb as a wax statue, not even aware that the extinguishing flames had burned his mouse-skin cloak to smoke.
Pa~
Yu Wenyue suddenly gave himself a hard blow. He plunged his head into a bucket filled with ice and snow melt water and soaked it for several seconds before he tremblingly clicked on the prompt on the prayer interface.
The few read comments and casual ridicule of Yu Wenyue under his many posts are already familiar to him. In fact, he can almost memorize them. The earliest post record can even be traced back to three years ago. Then, at the bottom, he A new reply was found there.
[Cang: Are you there? 】
One-word ID, as scarlet as blood.
Not sure if it was an illusion, but Yu Wenyue felt that the unusual halo surrounding the font stung his eyes.
[Yu Wenyue: Here]
There are no punctuation marks. This is the wisdom of Internet writers. Don’t talk nonsense and eliminate unnecessary characters. People’s hearts are separated from the belly. Farther than the belly is the network cable. The fewer words, the more it can reflect the calmness and calmness of people of our generation. Cold and cold, just like before the disaster happened, even if you kneel down and beg me, even if you give me a helmsman, elder leader, silver alliance, four thousand, just four thousand, it is untouchable, and even one more word means I have no spine!
[Cang: Four thousand? 】
[Yu Wenyue: Deal! 】
At this moment, the offensive and defensive momentum is different, and the two people's moods on both sides of the prayer interface are completely different.
Li Cang let out a heart-rending cry: "I'm timi"
Li Laisi raised her eyelids, folded her arms, and looked down: "Is this the bargaining method of our Tangtang Rail Line Street Cleaning Tiger? An analysis is as fierce as a tiger? Fighting wits and courage with the air? Ha! Why don't you ask again? Can he still give an internal discount? "
"Don't let me catch this kid, he'll break all my bones!"
[Yu Wenyue: I have one more condition! 】
[Cang: say]
Yu Wenyue temporarily turned off the mini prayer interface and remained silent. Then he suddenly burst into flames, roaring and hitting the air in front of him with a set of bastard punches.
"I@#¥%..."
"You @#¥%..."
"My fucking¥%..."
"Grass%¥#!"
"Cough cough cough"
A series of violent coughs and a lack of oxygen.
His hungry, cold and weak body could no longer accept the intensity of his words and such strenuous movements. Yu Wenyue scooped up a ladle of rat bone soup and poured it into his mouth. It was so hot that he grinned and straightened his back with a smile. After taking a few sips, Yu Wenyue felt that he had become a new person. He rushed out of the shabby residence wearing a mouse skin cloak, looked back at the slum victim area, and strode towards the prosperity in the other direction without looking back.
Several voices came from around: "Cripple, do you still want to drink the soup?"
Yu Wenyue staggered, and continued to straighten his back and walk forward without looking back: "I won't drink anymore, and I don't want any more things. The house is yours, old man. You can use it as a betrothal gift. When I get rich, I'll settle down there." Now, I will come back and marry your daughter!”
"My daughter is only 14 years old, what a bastard."
"real!"
"roll!"
Yu Wenyue grinned and stumbled through the uneven dirt and ice road. Just an hour later, he arrived at the central city separated by a wall and found the place he had passed by ten thousand times but never had the courage to go over and smell it. Push the door open.
Warm and moist, and the aroma of food and meat.
From the waiter to the customers, everyone looked at this guy in shock. After a long while, the front desk hurriedly stuffed him with two steamed buns and a general coupon for the residential area, and pushed him out: "Come on, hurry up! Do you know what this place is for?" Just break in? Are you desperate? Are you hungry and want to rob?"
Yuwen Yue's proud bones clanked, and he bit off half of the steamed bun in one bite: "I'm eating!"
For the sake of these two steamed buns.
Yu Wenyue walked around him and sat down in the middle of the hall. He knew all the treasures as if he had been here ten thousand times: "Two young girls in a single room, bathing, milking, cupping, jade steaming and essential oil massage, a roast rabbit, cow A pair of goat eggs, plus half a goat, a jar of three-year-old yellow wine, and a box of barley puree beer!”
The front desk was confused.
This is pretty powerful, huh?
The waiter who had just finished serving the food asked the front desk: "Brother, let him get in first. The guests are watching. It won't have a good impact. Anyway, he wants a single room. It doesn't matter if he can't pay for it. This guy might be in there." Whoever escaped, I think they are going to die!"
The receptionist gritted his teeth and said: "I am a distinguished guest. Please take your sign and invite me inside. Step by step, you will be promoted to private room 208 on the second floor!"
Yu Wenyue forcibly soaked the large pool of water into a weird color. The two girls were also serious about their work. They finished the whole set without even frowning. Then they went out and closed the door, took a deep breath, inhaled and exhaled again. Inhale, go back and forth three times, and step on the high heels without choosing the right path.
Then the receptionist walked in again, sat on the wooden bed next to him, and put his chin on his hand: "I ate and drank and enjoyed it. If you want me to tell you, please leave quickly. Don't make us bloody in a while." Damn it, we are a small shop, we are still open for business, and we are not offending you!"
Yu Wenyue's aura was almost as strong as soaking in the hot water. He groaned for a long time but couldn't squeeze out a single word. He simply clicked on the prayer interface and stretched his arms. You can see what it means for yourself. I am very cold.
The front desk almost lost his temper and pouted over.
I, Timi, have been accumulating virtue and doing good deeds and making money out of anger all my life, and I just want to see you pitiful so I can treat you as a grievance again. What is your attitude?
"I-I'm stupid?!"
A weird post, new unread replies.
[Cang: I bought from this store]
The receptionist's performance was much worse than that of Yu Wenyue at that time. He rubbed his eyes, rubbed them again, and rubbed them again: "He, he, he, he."
Yu Wenyue: "Yeah!"
The front desk responded quickly: "Second owner, our store's performance is not good, and it is a regular store. We really don't have that kind of thing. If you want to buy something, just buy it from Lao Li's store next door. It has a big place, a wide customer base, and there are also outside Free-range little girl!”
"No, why am I the second boss?"
"This shop is mine!"
"6"
The front desk knows how to do business.
Bringing capital to settle in can kill two birds with one stone, drive away tigers and swallow wolves, and cooperation will benefit both sides.
——————
"So, you spent four thousand coins and only bought one story?"
"More than that?"
"It's unseemly. What a shame. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, I want to see who dares to be so bold as to deceive my teacher Cang, dig up the grave, dig up the corpse, and expose it to the sun for three days, so that he can understand my king I have a lot of hatred in my heart~"
There are a lot of people selling plots on forums, but it’s really uncommon for a three-no product like this that has nothing but a story, doesn’t provide basic terms or contracts, and even trades involve directly using the copyright to get money. And the whole story is full of secondary and
puzzling
This is probably a powerful ancient knight trapped in love who frequently rushes to save his childhood sweethearts and his childhood sweethearts. Ten thousand yellow hairs finally cut off the world of mortals and their mounts and turned into a round bush with dense "Eye of Destroying Illusion". The sun dropped "burning and imprisoning". The story of "Lock the Soul Fire" and transcend the entire world line.
The story is neither important nor unimportant.
The important thing is that I always feel that this thing seems to have some kind of unexplainable marriage with Lao Wang. The important thing is that even if I dig out the more than 30,000 words of plot such as the time, place and characters that I am too lazy to make up, I will not pray for the aftermath. However, when the so-called "Eye of Destroying Illusions" and "Fire of Burning and Imprisoning Souls" are mentioned, the whole momentum changes. This is not a change of style, this is Just change your destiny.
Li Cang: "I'll forget it"
This guy must have been lucky. Before this, Li Cangke had never thought that the words "long-standing friendship" and "tailor-made" could produce any quantum entanglement.
He threw a notebook to Lao Wang with a dull expression and waved his hands repeatedly like a dog chasing away flies. He was afraid of dirtying his eyes if he looked at it more: "Let's just follow the script and pray after you understand it. Is there anything you want to ask? Quickly ask, now, immediately, disappear from me, hurry up!"
"Okay, I'm so grateful for the sound, I'll fast and bathe to read your masterpiece!"
The sound of the five gouzi and the henchmen bombarding the ice cap was endless, and Li Cang's heart was still. Not to mention Li Cang, even Tai Xiaoyi was no better than the others when he saw the story. In one word: Xingshen Both.
There are so many coincidences in the world!
But how can there be such a coincidence in the world?
The nature of this story makes it impossible for it to be written for anyone else!
Li Leisi smacked her lips and pinched her chin to guess, "Is there a possibility that that guy read Lao Wang's post, and then"
"And then correspond to the true vision of Little Miss Owl and the evil fire of Old Wang?"
"Okay. That's really unlikely."
Whether it's Lao Wang's evil fire or the owl's true sight, the specific effects have never been announced to the outside world, and this post was written more than three years ago. He couldn't have known that Li Cang was going to How about combining Fel Fire and True Sight to create a mount for Lao Wang?
Then the skill description in Timi’s post is relevant, so I just have to mention him by name!
Li Cang gritted his teeth: "No, I have to let Changhe Sunset check this hanging hair for my travel expenses!"
“It’s not that serious”
"As for!"
I timi can't swallow this breath, Li Cang said in his heart.
For Li Cang, praying was a comfortable and comfortable process of saving money and boosting troops, but for Lao Wang, it seemed a little more complicated. It was infinitely equivalent to returning to the gate of the college entrance examination room to be reborn. Well, There's plenty of time and the bell hasn't rung yet.
All the way to the empty island, they had sailed into the gap created by the thugs. Three and a half full days had passed, and this guy was still working hard.
So much so that Li Cang fell into deep self-doubt: "No, my notebook and the whole story together don't have 40,000 words in total. According to my budget, all the entries that may be used are at most no words." After 22 rounds, what on earth is he doing, hypnotizing the little coin guy to get a discount?”
"Uh, may I ask, what does the so-called twenty-two rounds mean?"
"An entry, full of deletions and omissions, bargaining, counting a round, for example, have you ever played bragging? It's almost the same. You and the little coin boy can't tell the truth and I will just rub it, you have to paint a bigger picture for it. , even if I take a bite of the mooncake, I will say that I ate the moon, let it slowly disappear, negotiate terms with you, go back and forth over and over again, and unknowingly and subtly get in. "
"Don't you think this kind of thing is too complicated and cumbersome for someone named Wang?"
"Then how did he write the words for his prayer?"
So Li Laixi took advantage of the situation and used a description that made Li Cang feel refreshed and learn from the pain -
"four thousand?"
"make a deal!"
That's it.
Li Cang was stunned. In fact, he had never actually seen or heard Lao Wang grinding the entries to pray. After all, thinking about it made his eyes irritate. However, the fact that the big boy told him personally broke through his psychological defense on the spot. There seems to be a sound of something collapsing in my head
no
Let's just say, how did this guy tinker with the disturbance alloy? ?
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