The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

At that time, the poster Niu Lanxi was furious:

"Eight uncles!! Why did the third aunt go to the cowshed again! I say it again, there are only humped cattle and hybrid beef cattle in there. Even if a calf is born, the milk may not be enough for the calf to eat. Do you understand? She can't compete with the calf for milk again!"

"This prodigal woman, let me see how I deal with her." Ma Qi was full of shame and anger.

Eight uncles = Eighth uncle, third aunt = Eighth uncle's wife, a very magical way of addressing.

Ma Qi is the third in the Ma family, and the eighth on his maternal grandfather's side. The name of eight uncles is to distinguish between the "third uncle" and the "third young uncle", but because the "third uncle" never married in his life, the name of the third aunt miraculously survived, so the younger generation on Niu Lanxi's side has been calling it that way.

Niu Lanxi has a total of 13 uncles, and Ma Qi is the only one left at present, so even if the eight uncles and the third aunt are unreliable, Niu Lanxi is very tolerant of them.

For example, I would use my share of the income to support them, or take the punishment for them and pay the fine.

The key rule on the sky island was set by Niu Lanxi himself. Every time Niu Lanxi thought of this, he felt depressed. Why did I do this?

At this moment, everyone on the island was busy gathering on the central main island surrounded by 31 small sky islands. When they heard Niu Lanxi shouting, they laughed quite wildly.

The leader was humiliated, and he was happy to hear it.

The central island was relatively regular in shape, with a flat rugby shape, and it was already at the kilometer level. Almost all functional buildings were built on it.

Niu Lanxi shouted,

"Everyone, cheer up. This time our main products are smoked deer chops, braised pork buns, corn juice hot and cold drinks, homemade toilet paper, rice, flour, grain, oil, seeds, fertilizer, and destiny coins. As long as there is not much stock on the island, we will exchange everything!"

"Those silly women in the east, if you dare to go up to others to sell food while they are eating and say weird things like 'Don't look at this toilet paper, it's yellow, but it can warm your butt and make it clean', you will be deducted points directly. All the work points for two days will be deducted from you. I hope your husband won't call you dear at night. I'm wrong, I'm wrong"

A beautiful elder sister blushed all the way to her neck ,

"Niu Lanxi, you asshole, if you want to offend me, just say it directly. What's the point of listening to me and men?"

"Ahem! Stop smiling!" Niu Lanxi ignored the words of this tough woman, "I repeat again, foreign faces, that's sandwich, pronounce it standardly!"

"If it's our family, who the hell calls this thing sand-wich with a foreign accent, my eight uncles are a good example, you know, last time he almost got the shit beaten out of him by those two idiots, you better be more careful"

After Niu Lanxi finished speaking simply and roughly, more than a hundred people present laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up straight, and they started to make a fuss.

But it was visible to the naked eye that the enthusiasm for work was high.

Niu Lanxi nodded with satisfaction, then turned on an old-fashioned monocular telescope,

"Here we go, get ready, Team 2 and Team 3 are on duty as usual to maintain order!"

"Everyone, don't give me a bad face if you talk to me. Who was that last time? You dared to fight with others when they were peeing on the island. Why are you pretending to be a bear cub? Why don't you go to heaven?"

"Guard Team 1 is hidden, and the guns are loaded. If someone turns against me, let them know that I am not a soft persimmon that is easy to pinch and bully!"

"If something goes wrong, at least a breakfast and lunch will start. Okay, work!"

More than 20 large-scale sky islands arrived at the same time, wandering around the periphery for a while before approaching and landing one after another.

Five or six little lolis, aged eight or nine, dressed as cute dolls, were already ready to go. They rushed to these people, jumping and chirping.

"Ah? Where do I pay the fee to apply for temporary track coordination? Oh, it's you? No, no, no, you, why can't I change you? Don't cry, my little ancestor"

"Roujiamo? Smoked venison? Now that I mention it, I'm a little hungry. What's the try-before-you-buy and sweet homemade corn juice drink? How much? Oh, barter is also OK"

"What are you selling, little cutie with a bow? Not selling anything? Want to buy wild grass seeds from my island? Hey, the seeds haven't been harvested yet, and I've brought a small shovel. Auntie will ask someone to dig for you. Just use this small shovel, but you have to let Auntie hug you"

These people who dare to visit with a resource coordinate are not all ruthless, but 99% of them have seen blood and played with their lives.

As a result, they were "showed off" by the little loli as soon as they arrived, and most of the tense momentum and various malicious speculations were dispelled.

The imposing elder sister with a pistol on her waist and two machetes on her back casually told the people around her to go to the island to dig wild grass, and she walked straight to Niu Lanxi holding the little girl.

"You arranged it? You also posted the post? Interesting~" She stretched out her hand, "Zang Wei."

"I am Niu Lanxi, welcome, welcome!" Niu Lanxi held Zang Wei's fingertips with both hands and said enthusiastically: "Xiao Zhao, push our beverage cart over! Miss Zang, corn juice, mung bean soup, sour plum soup, do you and your brothers drink cold or hot?"

Zang Wei waved her hand to refuse: "Where is your team on the island? Pull it out first and see."

Niu Lanxi's smile froze, quite embarrassed,

"Those on duty and setting up sheds over there are all."

Zang Wei frowned: "Just them?"

Niu Lanxi sighed,

"Don't worry, they are all people who have seen blood. Their health may be a little weak, but they are definitely honest children. They don't care to listen to orders, and they have to be released for training every day. They work well together in groups of three or five. ”

Zang Wei teased the cute little loli and looked around.

She led people to fight out of a small gathering place half a month ago, and saw too many intrigues and cold-blooded fights. This kind of paradise written on everyone's face came from the joy of it, but it made her feel a little hard to explain.

"Did you know each other before the disaster?"

"The people on the island are all from the same village, and I am their village chief. At that time, I thought it was an earthquake, so I gathered everyone at the foot of the mountain to avoid the disaster. Unexpectedly," Niu Lanxi said, "we were out of harm's way." The famous poor valley, most young people go out to work, so, alas."

"you're good!"

The sky is getting dark, and there are 52 empty islands in total. The number of new survivors on the central island has reached 120.

Niu Lanxi faced a large group of ferocious survivors, each with their own unique characteristics, as well as dozens of guys who exuded the stench of corpses, walked and sat in abnormal postures, but were surprisingly uniform, almost all wearing loose clothes covering their heads and faces.

He said calmly,

"The people who have signed up should have almost arrived. It's already getting late. My suggestion is that everyone repairs where they are. At dawn tomorrow, my people will take you to select your favorite resource islands and be fully prepared before taking action. What do you think?"

More than a hundred people were buzzing with conversation.

A tall survivor with a scar on his face stood up.

"Your place is indeed very good, but I'm afraid it's mainly for business. I'm going to be the first to say something ugly, but the share of profit will have to change."

"I only want half of the coordinates of the resource island," Niu Lanxi said decisively, "I don't care about the rest. We will distribute it according to work."

The strong man sat back immediately.

Someone else shouted,

"Why don't you act now? As soon as I came to this island, I felt that your place was weird. At the end of the world, there are really all kinds of bird people, and they are still timid. When the time comes, the walking zombies will tell you about this?"

Niu Lanxi didn't feel angry either, he laughed and said,

“We have enough islands to coordinate and merge permanently, and we can exempt the temporarily joined islands from derailment sanctions and forced stationing, especially the mandatory stationing. I don’t think anyone wants to be on an isolated island that you know nothing about. Spending several days in a row is destructive to a person’s spirit and fighting ability.”

"So, our consistent approach is to be prudent and only land on the wild island during the day. At night, no matter how much the income is, we immediately withdraw it. We have a safer way, a more flexible mechanism and enough time to slowly explore the resources. Why bother? Taking risks?"

Zang Wei suddenly took over the conversation,

"Everyone is used to acting alone and being forced to stay. It's normal to feel uncomfortable for a while. I don't know who the person who just spoke is, but I have reason to suspect that you are stirring up trouble, or are you just plain brainless?"

She paused and heard a burst of laughter,

"If you are not at ease, you can stop eating or drinking the water here and go back to your own island to rest at night. Even if it is the end of the world, not everyone in the world has evil intentions!"

The survivors nodded,

"Yeah, where are there so many bad people in the world? The atmosphere of this island makes me homesick and makes me want to cry."

"What Lao Niu said is quite reasonable. Without the forced parking, why should we be stuck and confined on an isolated island like when we were working alone? We can eat and drink in peace and contentment. Let's work together to clean up tomorrow. Isn’t the island chain delicious?”

"It's so comfortable to work together and merge. I'm so envious of myself. Damn it, I'm still alone. I formed a team several times but the couple got separated halfway through. I have to be on guard against everything I do."

"If you want to cause trouble, you don't ask everyone if they agree or not. I'm like old cow. Everyone is here. It's time to take out your goods. Everyone will be busy after tomorrow. How can you have any time to concentrate?" Choose carefully, I’m not afraid of everyone’s jokes. My hemorrhoids have recurred even after I used half-moon grass leaves. You can ask me what you want in exchange for it. Anyway, I just want toilet paper.”

"hhhc, brother, you are really miserable."

"Me too!"

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My dear friends, the Mid-Autumn Festival has a full moon, and your whole family is happy.

A little late, but it’s very long, please vote~