The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us
Chapter 1668 The easy-to-bully little dog
The old lady in the wonton cart walked as fast as flying, and her hands were as fast as lightning. The Shaomai uncle was hit in the head with a hammer and was sprayed with a hammer. The old lady put her hands on her hips and pointed at the Jiangshan Pass: "What do you mean there are only two people? Please tell me what it means there are only two people? You are worthless." You little bastard knows shit about business! Don’t try to mess with me again next time!”
"This, is this really the grandma who couldn't walk unsteadily before? She has a younger brother now?" Duan Li was gradually dumbfounded: "How many wontons have you eaten from her in the past two years? Grandma now has savings to start strengthening. Come on, she doesn’t even have her own skills, does she?”
"I don't remember, but it seems that I only chartered the car twice."
"Child, this is the third time!" The old lady smiled with a kind face, and started tossing the wontons. She had enough physical strength to keep up. Her business industry chain has been upgraded. In the past, the wrapped wontons were placed in the car. It can be replenished at any time, and now it can be packed and eaten immediately. It is dazzling to pierce flowers with your hands like a butterfly. "Now I also have the meat stuffing of exotic animals, the alienated antelope, the big blue wild boar." , Birds of good news, there are all of them, I hope you are well fed and well fed!”
With the cold wind blowing at about minus 40 degrees, Duan Li sat next to the wonton cart with a smile and ate wontons and shaomai with Li Cang. The old lady was so happy that she couldn't even see her eyes. While talking about the trivial matters in the family, she took out a The bottle of "Bamboo Rain" fresh fragrance that Licang has suffered from before.
"Girl, would you like a few bites to warm yourself up?"
"Why don't you give it to him?"
The old lady smiled and said nothing, which shows that her intelligence ability is extraordinary.
Duan Li poured a glass for the old lady, touched it, and immediately grinned.
The old lady said: "Life is getting better. The government is helping to repair the house at home. The children all have jobs, so I don't need to work out. Old lady, I can't stay idle. I always want to use this base while I can still move. Take a walk and take another look.”
"Then you have to wait and see for a while. After the geological vortex evolves, the base area will be increased by at least several hundred square kilometers. Then people will live everywhere. It will not be easy for you to sell wontons all over the base."
"Okay, okay." The old lady was so happy that her teeth were sticking out. "After this prayer, the old lady should be able to live for several more years. Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. It's better if you can't finish walking. It's better if you can't finish walking. My child. , How long do you plan to stay when you come back this time?”
"Well, it'll take a few days. Once the things are done, it's time to go back. I'll definitely come back to eat your wontons next time."
"Okay, okay!"
"Is this Li Cang? Sister, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Mr. Shaomai watched in shock as a big shining blue fish rose into the sky and disappeared away. "No wonder people say this guy named Li Cang is so powerful. One or two leather bags of eight large Shaomai. In less than half an hour, he ate six kilograms of me. Where did all these things go? The younger generation is afraid that I will decline. I have to say that this appetite is quite what I used to have. Yong, you should be awesome, you should be awesome!"
"Aren't you blind? Six pounds of skin could bury you! You little brat just knows how to brag!"
"Should we close the stall?"
"Collect whatever you want, just wait!"
On the back of the big Kun Kun.
"Where is your home?"
"In that direction?"
"You don't know where your own home is?"
"You haven't looked for it from the sky!"
It took more than half an hour to finally find Duan Li's residence. It was a multi-story apartment that had been renovated. It was not luxurious, but it was very exquisite.
Of course, there is no elevator.
"This building is the family building of the Academy of Sciences. It was one of the first batch. I had a hard time getting it at the time. I liked it so much that I never moved out when someone with better conditions became available." Duan Li snuggled next to Li Cang Next to him, there was a little playful smell of alcohol in his breath, "Before the temperature dropped, this was a small lake with underground water gushing out. It came out from here and returned to the ground from there. Occasionally there were fish and trees. There are fir trees and pine trees. There are many squirrels, they are fat and stupid, and they are not afraid of people. There is a raspberry field over there, and there are many huge bushes of wild roses. Do you like roses the most? "
"My neighbors are all colleagues from the Academy of Sciences, and occasionally from the First and Second Academies."
"Hey, Sister Zhang."
Duan Li was shaking and talking, and when she opened the door, someone suddenly came out from the opposite door.
"Huh? Xiao Duan is back! This is..."
"Friends"
"It looks familiar. Ah, I remembered it. Isn't this the same Li——"
"Goodbye, Sister Zhang!"
The two of them fled, and the door slammed shut.
Duan Li stroked her chest: "Wanniao, if Sister Zhang sees it, it means that the entire Academy of Sciences, no, it means that the first and second departments of the Academy of Sciences know that I took you home!"
"How long will it take?"
"Three days? A week? Why? You don't want to kill people and silence them, do you?"
"Not as good as Qin Zhenzhen in business."
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Duan Li reacted for a while, slapped her forehead, and silently walked over to pour water for Li Cang. It looked like he was swaying, but in fact he was not stable at all.
"Why is there so much red wine in your refrigerator?"
"I don't have a wine cabinet!"
"No, I mean, why is there all red wine in your refrigerator?"
"Yeah, I don't have a wine cabinet, so I can only put them in the refrigerator!"
Great, another round of ineffective communication.
Duan Li's home is the same as the consulting room. The entire house is built in a closet. The refrigerator is the only place to store food. There is no kitchen and she doesn't need to cook anyway. There is no living room or bedroom. There are rows of clothes hangers and clothes all over the floor. The beanbag plush toys surround a big bed. If this house were several times bigger, you would get lost while walking in your own home.
"Which one do you like better? I'll go wash up and show you what to wear?"
"This one? Or this one?
"Well, this one won't work. It would be nice if we were in the office. We can also play the story of the female secretary. Are you okay with telling me the rules?"
Li Cang hesitated to speak: "Ahem, is this the power of big sister?"
"I'm thirty!"
"Um?"
"I have reached the age where I can eat people. I can tolerate it without turning on some strange switches. Once... ah..."
Li Cang looked at Duan Li, who was so frightened by his sudden action of getting up to get water that she exclaimed softly and subconsciously protected her chest with her hands. Duan Li also looked at him blankly, and the two sides fell into an indescribable and lame silence.
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Regarding this point, I suddenly remembered that Master Wang once made a complaint when he was a young boy, which was very, very special and quite appropriate: some young women made a lot of comments on the Internet about how they are doing so well. I have never kissed anyone, being coquettish is just a disguise, and being greedy is really greedy. I want to fall in love but I am afraid of being raped.
Duan Li silently retracted her hand, silently rubbed against Li Cang, and silently said: "Well, I'm not afraid. Yes, it's just a little sudden, so it's subconscious. How about you do it again? I'm doing it now Good psychological development!”
彳亍口巴
Li Cang smacked his lips, his lips were dry but he really wanted to drink water, so he continued to go to the cup on the table in front of him. Then, Duan Li took advantage of his silky movement and leaned into his arms, resting his head on it. He touched his thighs, blinked, and blinked again.
"6!"
"You still look handsome when you look at it this way!" Duan Li said, "I usually slap your head, but today it's my Doctor's turn. I drank and have a headache!"
Duan Li couldn't help but swallow her saliva due to her long and powerful fingers, and made some unspeakable sounds.
Seeing the crowd of bees and butterflies gathering more and more, it was like an arms race, and Mr. Cang happened to be a vicious man who delayed the advanced stage of cancer. Duan Li was so worried that if he didn't take the initiative, there wouldn't even be any soup left. Although it is quite fun to have a little flirtatious play with him in the consulting room according to etiquette when you have nothing to do, but the more you play with him, the more you will get more and more greedy and aggravate the symptoms, and it has reached the point where it must be cured.
"Hmm"
He was humming, but his eyes were gradually unable to open.
For a moment or two, she felt that she had fallen asleep but was woken up again. Her mind was busy thinking that something was wrong, Duan Li, Duan Li, how can you sleep at your age?
"Go to sleep, I'm leaving."
He was obviously very sleepy due to his drunkenness, but he still said stubbornly: "At any rate, I have to kiss you anyway."
"Crack!"
It's not crisp, the sound is very shaky.
Duan Li lay on the sofa with her butt stuck out, and was really confused for a while. It wasn't until she heard the door closing that she started to crawl up like a baby maggot, with a silly smile on her face.
"Hmph~" He was proud, satisfied and funny at the same time, "Oh no, did I scare the big boy?"
Feeling groggy, he gradually fell asleep.
——————
Li Cang went to Grandma Wonton Cart to pack some wontons and shaomai, threw the insulated box into Big Kunkun's mouth, and flew straight to Mingxi Town.
The villa was dark, with only the night light and stair light still on. Carrying the incubator and walking upstairs, they saw Qin Zhenzhen and Suo Zhihui each wearing a pair of furry pink and white trousers that looked particularly cute and warm. The rabbit pajamas slept snoringly.
Hearing the noise, Suo Zhihui raised her head in a daze and purred like a kitten.
"Back?"
"Well, you went to bed so early and didn't go crazy?"
"What's more, she's almost gone to pieces because of you. She's been sleeping since you left." Suo Zhihui gave him a strange look, "She smells of alcohol. Go wash up. I'll call you first." She gets up?"
Li Cang coughed and raised the incubator in his hand: "I brought it especially for you."
"Ang, it seems that you, Teacher Cang, still have some conscience."
"Snacks? What snacks? Where are the snacks?"
When he came out, Qin Zhenzhen had already woken up. She was lying on the bed with her eyes closed and showing off her little wontons, as if she was in a coma, but she actually still knew how to cool herself down.
Qin Zhenzhen patted the bed like a seal: "Why are you standing there in a daze? Come on, come on~"
Li Cang raised his eyebrows: "Together?"
"Okay, okay!"
"Don't make trouble, Zhen Zhen is still here."
"Didn't I leave her a day yesterday?" Suo Zhihui snickered a little and made a watery voice, "Guess how many tails I have today? If you guess it right, I won't make trouble!"
Li Cang didn't react for a moment: "San Tiao? You won't be promoted again, right?"
"I hate it, who is talking to you about business~"
So he touched a fluffy tail, weighed it, and repeatedly confirmed whether it was the real thing: "Hey, your natural skills are so metaphysical, you still dare to do this impostor, aren't you afraid that the civet cat will awaken its self-awareness in the future and take the blame from you? "
"Can a civet cat be like Lilith?"
"Probably, the state it appears in now feels somewhat similar to my bandaged man form. Who knows?"
"Bandage Man? Oh, you mean that~" Suo Zhihui gestured with a particularly large outline, "Why should such a handsome thing be called something like Cheng Fa Tian Xiang Di? Isn't it a bit impolite to call him Bandage Man? ?”
"Bang!"
There was a faint muffled sound.
After finishing her meal, Qin Zhenzhen sank into the quilt like a jack and covered her up silently.
Suo Zhihui finally couldn't bear it anymore: "Qin Zhenzhen! Forget it if you eat on the bed, forget it if you don't know how to clean up after eating. You don't even brush your teeth. Is this family unable to tolerate you?"
"But. Very lazy."
"Go quickly!"
"oh"
Suo Zhihui made a rustling sound in the quilt. After a while, she threw the fluffy pink and white rabbit under the bed, sat up half wrapped in the quilt, twisted, pointed at herself and asked: "Hey, the new clothes are beautiful." Not beautiful, is it suitable for me?”
Li Cang was awestruck by the white yet elegant emperor's new clothes: "Let's just say, isn't this outfit a bit too revealing?"
"Goose goose~" Suo Zhihui leaned down, pressed his face against Li Cang's chin, rubbed his stubble hard, and breathed softly: "Why don't you have a beard? You thought you would poke your face. ! Hehe, hypocritical man, he is obviously looking forward to it! She is very procrastinating, and it will take only five minutes at the earliest. She may fall asleep in the bathroom, and you may have to go get her! "
"Just five minutes."
"What's wrong with five minutes? Is five minutes very short?" Suo Zhihui raised her slender neck like a mournful swan. Her eyes were empty for a while before she slowly revealed a sly and charming smile, "Look, Five minutes is obviously a long time, super long!”
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Practical description, this is probably a kind of talent.
Qin Zhenzhen walked back slowly, lifted up a corner of the quilt, and got in carefully, blushing terribly, and then she closed her eyes and waited for the hammer.
"Is it done?"
"Um"
"Let me be healthy?"
"ah"
Li Cang listened and watched, and gradually felt a strange emotion: "You really opened your mouth, didn't you?"
Qin Zhenzhen asked weakly: "What, what?"
Suo Zhihui laughed so hard that she was out of breath, and said intermittently: "She usually won't listen to me. It's a rare opportunity to bully her. Of course I have to take advantage of the heat and come here~"
"oh"
"Come here again~"
Qin Zhenzhen closed her eyes and moved closer to Li Cang little by little, with her back to the two of them. She looked silly and cute, looking particularly easy to bully.
"Shhh"
Suo Zhihui made a gesture, then stretched out his finger and stabbed Qin Zhenzhen's waist and eyes.
"Ah!" Qin Zhenzhen screamed in shock. After a short half-sound, she suddenly remembered something and quickly and tightly covered her mouth. She closed her eyes and let out a long grunt from her fingers like a desperate struggle. A bunch of messy words, "No, don't mess with it, it's still hurting, me, me, me, I really don't want to mess with it, please, me, can I help you pour water? I, I can still. I can still draw." Hui taught me today! I brushed my teeth!”
I was so angry that the whole city had a power outage from 6 a.m. to 5 p.m., with several interruptions. I was happily typing, but the voltage was unstable. The power supply to my computer case was damaged, and then the power went out again. Fortunately, It broke once before and the manufacturer gave me a new one and left it there. It was a shame.
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