The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"Come on, come on~" Qin Zhenzhen pounded the bed like a sea dog, her eyes full of encouragement, and she was imitating someone's voice, and she hesitantly uttered a very explosive word: "Sister, brother-in-law~"

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It seemed that she had thought of something, even someone as strong as Suo Zhihui felt that there were many complaints: "Little 'Yi'zi? How can you be so perverted?"

Qin Zhenzhen continued to pound the bed: "Oh, you don't understand, we beautiful girls have our own restraint!"

Li Cang walked over and prepared to tuck Qin Zhenzhen's face back into the quilt, but Suo Zhihui moved to the side, looking eager to leave, Qin Zhenzhen He was also dragging his broken leg and arching in the same place, trying to give up half a person's position to show his sincerity, with a face of a villain who had succeeded: "Look, look, I have read a lot of movies and articles, and I know me too well. How can a man refuse such a kind invitation? I am responsible for this!"

Suo Zhihui nodded repeatedly: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hope you don't try to change your confession when Lei Lei cracks your head like a walnut!"

Li Cang pinched Qin Zhenzhen's face and pulled it to both sides: "Two rookies together can't even make up a quarter of the level of ordinary humans, what are you barking at?!"

"Woof?"

It's hard to laugh or cry.

However, these two owners are both rookies and playful. They can't resist the sleepiness and fall asleep after a while. Li Cang will feel tired if he stays on this line, let alone them.

When Li Leisi woke up, she vaguely heard the sound of talking outside.

"You lose, hurry up!"

"At midnight, the insomniac took out a videotape from nowhere and played it, but the toy phone next to him rang with a real ringtone. The insomniac sighed helplessly and answered the phone: Well, I'm Zhong Kui, who are you?"

"Damn, what a bad joke, you think this damn place is not cold enough, right?"

"Just tell me whether I said it or not, keep going, I will beat you!"

"Wow, Da Leizi, why did you come out by yourself?"

Li Leisi rubbed her eyes and reached over the roasted potatoes next to the fire: " My body is sticky, Li Cang, I want to take a shower!"

"I knew it." Li Cang tore off a bunch of paper strips from his face and threw them into the fire, "Okay, ancestor, please stop moving, I'll carry you over"

"How many times have you lost? Are you telling jokes because there is no place to stick the strips on your face?"

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The shower room is not big, but there is a bathtub. Li Cang put the woman in the bathtub and started to adjust the water temperature. Lao Wang just wanted to save trouble and set the whole water tank on fire. The water in it can burn people to death.

"How's the temperature?"

"It's OK, a little cold." Li Leisi held the edge of the bathtub with both hands, and sat with an imperial aura. "I'm much better. I'll speed up tomorrow and get back to the island as soon as possible to get this thing off my belly. If it keeps sticking on it, I feel like I'm going to be infertile!"

"No, why do I always feel like you're talking about something else?"

"How could that be~" Li Leisi laughed, "I'm just worried that no one will inherit your billions of assets. Don't think of people in such a dark way!"

"I'm gone before you can finish two sentences? It's just an inheritance?" Li Cangkuku poured shampoo on Li Leisi's head, his expression was quite ferocious, and he wanted to take out a comb like a brush. "Good fellow, your hair is all clumped!"

"Li, can't you be gentler? How can you wash your hair like this? You've shaken my brains!"

"Be content, I always want to use steel wool when I wash my hair after a fight!"

"Hey, hey, what kind of big animal, restrain yourself, you're poking my face!!"

"Fuck, let go!!"

When the two limping people came out, the one guarding the fire and the fireplace had changed from Lao Wang to a gossipy little lady who wanted to say something but hesitated. As a virtuous and reserved elder sister, Tai Xiaoyi obviously also has the restraint of an elder sister. If it was Qin Zhenzhen, she might say something when she opened and closed her mouth.

Li Cang's walking movements were a little deformed. He turned his face away and grinned for a while. When he turned back, his face was calm and smiling in line with social expectations.

"Hey, young lady, why did you wake up so early?"

"Yeah, I need to prepare food!"

Qin Zhenzhen rubbed her eyes and was helped out of the tent by Suo Zhihui: "What's wrong? Why did people outside scream like they were slaughtering pigs? Did they slaughter pigs? Is there anything delicious to eat?"

"Puff."

"Well, those zombies must have been ravenous, so the noise was really loud."

Li Cang gave Li Lasi a look and made up a lie. He was able to put the blame on others perfectly, and he also managed to put some of the culprits in the blame.

"Oh," Qin Zhenzhen replied in a daze, "Are we leaving now? I want to take a shower."

Tai Xiaoyi said, "Eat before you go. You look like this, let Huihui help you?"

"Okay!"

The night before was just a makeshift one, but today everyone really had a good rest. Lao Wang stood behind the first gate of the shelter, with a huge solid metal bolt on his shoulder, and a ferocious expression.

"Get ready~ I'm going to open the door~"

"Go~"

When it comes to cheering, no one can match Comrade Qin Zhenzhen, and the emotional value is directly maxed out.

As soon as the last barrier was removed, Lao Wang was bounced back by the door like a cannonball. The heavy door made a loud rumble. The sound was like metal breaking. It hit the wall with a loud bang and the buckle locked. , blocking the passage leading to the next door on the side, and the tight joints cannot be found to be re-opened - this is the last preventive measure of the sanctuary. All four doors have this structure, and All are disposable.

Li Cang waved his hand: "Do something!"

The bone girl used her left and right bracelets to hammer, chain and sickle. She swung the big wand with her third hand and was the first to rush into the zombie tide. The twenty-headed demon mountain master followed closely behind. The momentum was as heavy as a mountain collapsing and the body was half detached. The gluttonous mouth frightened the crowd of corpses outside.

Buzz buzz~

The burning of Isolaye continued, and the twin tyrants' plasma cannons continued to roar.

The tide of corpses and beasts outside the sanctuary gate squatted scratching their heads all night long, finally seizing the first-come-first-serve advantageous position near the water from their companions, and really taking advantage of it, the place became empty almost instantly.

The scene of flying flesh and blood stimulated these tough monsters, but before the zombies and beasts around them could catch up, a locust girl more than thirty meters long had already shot out from behind the door with the warm light thousands of miles away. , the huge body forcefully threw the alien life outside the door into a rolling gourd, and then he failed to fly, falling into a difficult cesspool battle.

The earth trembled and the mountains shook into chaos. Eight three-dog dogs took advantage of the chaos and rushed out carrying a big bed among a group of four-dog dogs. They were very fast, following closely in the footsteps of Bone Girl and Master Magic Mountain.

When the zombie tide reacted, they found that they were facing a large group of the same kind that exuded an annoying smell. They had been completely separated, and they suddenly fell into madness, howling and trying to kill everything in front of them. Tear to pieces.

But the Four Gouzi are not easy to deal with. The law of adding one to the Dian Lao's combat power is fully tested in this scene. As long as the number of the Four Gouzi can be tied with them, who will tear him apart and who will not? For sure.

"You were fooled, you idiot!"

Lao Wang was the last one to rush out of the shelter, and he carried the Disturbance Crystal Tower on his back. At this time, he was holding the tens of meters long square pole used to latch the door, which was smashed in like a cannonball. The group of corpses, the door bolt was horizontal, and with a roar, a large group of zombies and beasts were pushed forward by his violent power to shelter the door. The door bolt was just a mere alloy, and its material could not withstand the violent sword intent. Wreaking havoc, completing the final mission, it immediately disintegrated and exploded. The flying metal fragments were 10,000 times more terrifying than the barrage storm. In the surging air waves, the entire group of corpses were stirred up and their flesh and blood flew everywhere.

Lao Wang himself wasn't much better, with paint all over his body and a large sharp metal fragment stuck in his chest.

"Quick, hahaha, damn, it feels so good!"

At this time, the eight dog legs, escorted by Master Magic Mountain, had already rushed out for two or three kilometers carrying the big bed. What was falling behind them were all walking corpses and strange beasts. Dozens of flying units of various sizes were flying above their heads. After a life-and-death fight with two Wu Gouzi, Wu Gouzi successfully launched into the air and showed no fear in the face of enemies that were dozens of times larger than him and were still coming in a steady stream. Feathered bone spears flew everywhere, and insect-core whips were swung. It was as hot and scarlet as if it was about to burn.

Li Cang was like an emotionless fort, sharing a mount with Mr. Magic Mountain. He faced backwards, his big wand whizzing in and out, not seeking to kill the enemy but to overthrow him.

Lao Wang swung the disturbing crystal pole and knocked over a strange beast with six hooves moving very fast: "When was the last time I bit my butt and chased him? Damn, this feeling is really nostalgic. My surname is Li." Yeah, you still owe me a joke, the atmosphere is right, tell it quickly!”

Li Cang broke through his defense: "Are you fucking Mua?"

"Hahaha!"

Look, isn't this more interesting than the cold jokes I listened to all night yesterday?

Master Magic Mountain's four hooves gathered fire and rumbled out a long dragon of dust. The zombies behind him ate dust and became more and more impotent and furious. Bone Girl suddenly threw out a hammer and smashed the broken stairs in front of the road. It was no coincidence. Coincidentally, a military green box flew up in the air and was caught by Lao Wang.

"Grass weed? Canned? Or beef?"

It was indeed a tin box of cans, with a total of twenty-four boxes, but the quality was obviously not very good. I don’t know how long it had expired, and the top lids were already bulging from the cold.

However, Lao Wang rolled his eyes and bared his teeth and said cheerfully: "Tsk, do you know? It is said that there was such a box of cans in the early days of the disaster, which can be exchanged for four wives!"

Tai Xiaoyi:─━_─━

"Wow, you are so arrogant!" Qin Zhenzhen pursed her lips, "Master Wang, are you too lazy to even act now?"

Li Laisi: "Heh~"

"Who will trade with you? How many cans can four wives make?"

"???"

A group of people looked at Li Cang with dumbfounded eyes, and then heard Li Cang say quietly: "Liangqing, no more debt!"

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It took Lao Wang a long time to figure out what he meant -

You call this a fucking joke?

Do you have some weird misunderstanding about jokes?

Two sentences killed the game. For the next three hours, Lao Wang's broken mouth could not say anything that could easily cause the plot to correct quantum entanglement. When the time came to four hours later, San Gouzi's third The four stamina bars were exhausted. He was just running away and not responsible for any battles. He only had one stamina per hour on average. Celia's heart didn't dare to be so dark.

The rations of the four dogs, Master Demon Mountain and the Twin Tyrants were a little insufficient, so they had to slow down and let some of the zombies catch up and kill them, then speed up again, slow down again, and repeat this cycle.

This was undoubtedly a provocation and teasing.

The zombies and monsters in the sky and on the ground probably had never seen such arrogant and despicable foreigners in their lives. The angry howls that came one after another attracted more alienated life to join the pursuit and interception of this team, so that the geological debris they passed by seemed to have been plowed over. Not counting the damage caused by the battle, just trampling formed a huge trench.

"Damn it, Li Cang, can you come down and pull the monsters?"

"Why? I am an elegant magician. Pulling monsters in close combat is something that only a crude warrior like you can do!"

"Damn it." Lao Wang was injured more and more frequently. A large part of these mighty zombies were not weak, not to mention that he was tied up. "Miss, throw me a bag of dried meat. My stomach is protesting!"

A strong physique is not without a price. This is Lao Wang's third meal today. The rations prepared before were almost reduced at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Is there no suitable place to rest?"

"No" Tai Xiaoyi retracted her gaze, "Zhong, can you still hold on, or I..."

"I'm fine!"

Lao Wang held a large piece of unknown dried meat in his mouth, and the movement of swinging the pole was open and closed, which often stirred up the earth and rocks and splashed thousands of layers of waves. The blood and mucus of broken limbs and arms were splashed everywhere. He didn't mind if it splashed on the rations. The movement of tearing and eating was still fierce.

Li Cang: "Can you do it, little dog? If you can't do it, don't hold on. Go up and take a break~"

Lao Wang: "Nima!"

Can you do it, don't drink anymore. Go to the kids' table~

A familiar kind of persuasion.

Die!

Lao Wang was furious. Something in his mind seemed to be broken. The suppression of this world line on him seemed to loosen for a moment. The disturbance crystal lever in his hand suddenly burst into a strange knife light with blood threads. The blood-colored lines on the knife energy spread like living scarlet lightning. Wherever the knife energy passed, there were continuous explosions like thunder. The zombies and monsters hit by the blood-colored lightning turned into ashes in an instant, just like being directly hit by the void fragments produced by the explosion of the jump storm. There was no room for struggle.

Lao Wang was stunned: "Fuck you!"

Li Cang stood up from the back of Master Moshan in shock: "What do you mean? Let's check the goods again!"

"No, no, I seem to..."

The figure of Hunyuan fell backwards and slammed into the mud like a stone. Then, this handsome guy who only looked good for three seconds was picked up from the ground by Li Cang, and thrown to Tai Xiaoyi by the collar.

"He's fine, but he's exhausted. Give him something to eat and some water."

The result of forcing Lao Wang to retire on the spot was gratifying. The corpse tide and beast tide that were chasing him from behind disappeared by one third. The knife marks that were more than ten kilometers long even directly crushed half of the geological debris and cut off the path. The gravel hit the corpse tide like a torrent, blocking at least one third.

This guy seems to be really good.

Li Cang, who had to dismount to guard the rear, felt like a troublemaker who had been handed over by this guy. He was beaten and beaten, and he was completely unable to be elegant. He tried to hold back a complete and lossless burning wind like Lao Wang, but was interrupted again and again, and he was completely confused.

They are all skills, why?

This world is always full of deep malice towards some decent practitioners. You, little coin boy, have done all the bad things and deserve to be killed!

It's two in one, I may have to go to the hospital later.