The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

It is impossible to do such innocent things as to enjoy yourself and not miss Shu. If the entire impart was randomly exposed on this shabby island, it would be really enough to make Master Wang mourn for a while. His reputation is both good and bad. I used to be a pervert now, do you still want to leave the industry and continue hanging out?

Lao Wang coughed and had to reluctantly reject all the 10,800 rude but obviously very enjoyable play plans in his heart: "Why the hell am I working so hard to live and be strong? What do you think? Just for the sake of simple and superficial bullying, bullying men and women, bullying men and women? No! No! I will search from top to bottom, claim to be a lonely person, gather the Nine Cauldrons, hold the Kongtong Seal, and reshape people. The throne of the emperor, the enlightenment of Hunyuan, the eradication of all evils, and the enthronement of Mount Tai. All my people who grow flowers will receive seven insurances and two golds, and foot massages will be included in the medical insurance!"

Li Cang looked at Lao Wang's impassioned look of pointing out the country, and he had no comment on this guy's exaggerated acting skills. He sighed, and finally gave him some face, and said perfunctorily: "Your Majesty is wise!"

Lao Wang, who repeated the old tune, was extremely satisfied.

It can be seen how simple a man's happiness is. Even the happiness of a guy like Lao Wang, who has a mind full of porridge and shit, sometimes has nothing to do with the great sword of pedicure.

"No, what are you fussing over? I asked you, can you, a big man like you, have some sense of self-management? You can just mess around without being seen, right? Are you just writing entries secretly? Wait a minute? What is this? What is this?”

"cough"

"Hold the grass! Where is this? Why are you buying all these shabby skill seeds and magic props? And they are all specially delivered by Goldfish Logistics? What kind of family can afford to do this?"

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Proficiency is better than hard work and play is neglected. Li Cang called this substitute magic that can compensate for weakness. Bah, substitute therapy. I must be stupid and I haven't worked hard enough to understand the deeper meaning of magic.

Besides, I can’t say that the gadgets on the forum can cause harm to Li Cang’s wallet. I can only say that it’s not too much. After all, even a project of the level of Aunt Jin and Red-haired Girl will be the same if it is put on the forum. It's a myth.

"Hey, hey, this skill seed of Grasp the Grass is awesome. Six creations, one prop, and one skill are hard to increase the power of a specific skill by 8,000%. Tsk, it's actually a fucking limited skill seed. This thing can be installed on a normal slave. The level of difficulty has to be sky-high, right?”

"Fighting fire with fire, can I get another one?"

"It's okay to have one inlaid with gemstones. I haven't seen this thing on the forum since the red-haired girl gave it to me. It's so funny. We'll say goodbye forever!"

Li Cang became angry: "These are all very personal matters. Can you please go aside?"

"Private? Is this private? That's not what you said when you asked me to cover for you during a private meeting!"

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Li Cang turned around and left. To be honest, at this moment, he actually had the urge to go to Mu Shenlu for some peace and quiet.

Watching Li Cang being successfully sent away by himself and jumping through the one-way jump channel, Lao Wang showed an expression as if he was strategizing to win a thousand miles away.

"Hey~"

Once upon a time, there was a guy who was washing his feet with him and said to him with ulterior motives that if you want to surpass certain people, your study efforts and methods will have a long way to go. Lao Wang was very happy at that time.

study?

I'm studying to be a der, and that guy can't even sleep. I'm studying to be Lao Ai or Liu Chan?

Then, he backhandedly canceled all the membership cards of all the stores in the industry at the base. You don’t want the deep friendship of fair-weather friends, and you don’t like the collusion between fox friends and dog friends, so how about you die?

Not to mention the consequences for the guy who was isolated by Lao Wang. As we all know, filthiness is usually only mild, moderate and severe, but Goose Lao Wang’s level is Indian

He has some traditional skills to deal with Li Cang!

"Hey, Mom, you know, you know, how is it possible? I only need to make a few moves to reach the limit of this version. How could that stupid boy be able to evade our tricks? Yes, yes, yes, now he has rolled away from the island in despair. Don’t worry, he can’t do anything except prepare for pregnancy now!”

Hum~

Social fear, this kind of creature can do things like typing face to face, and there is no sense of violation at all. If I drive him away, can he still hide on the land of Mu?

The girls in that place know how to eat people!

In both physical and psychological senses!

Big Lao Wang, who had carefully controlled Li Cang and completed the task that my mother had painstakingly assigned, hummed the tune learned in the foot-washing city with great joy, feeling that he was very witty - until he saw Comrade Tai Xiaoyi showing off her beauty and shy face. Come out from behind.

no

The dark circles under my eyes haven't gone away yet, little lady.

Just give Jill a holiday

Tai Xiaoyi raised the steaming wine glass and snacks in her hand: "Here, mom and the instructor said that you were lonely and pitiful guarding the island, so they asked me to come back to accompany you and cook for you~"

mom!

Two mothers!

You are eating two things with one fish!

Lao Wang gritted his teeth and drank the champagne wine: "Ah, my mother-in-law is really considerate, ha, ha ha ha!"

"Then what do you want to eat?"

“Eel, chicken, oyster, and locust baked beef three treasures!”

"Death phase~" Tai Xiaoyi became even more shy, with a sweet smile on her face: "There aren't that many chicken kidneys for you to eat on the island. I'll go back to the base. Do you want anything else?"

"Stir-fried veal with deer ears and leeks?"

"Well, it's not easy to buy. Okay, then I'll go first?"

"Another beef chest?"

"Okay~"

"Okay, then I'll take a bath?" When Master Wang was soaking in the pool, he was completely in a trance, constantly wondering what went wrong: "Is this the initiator of the calamity, and there will be no descendants? Is this the case of killing the donkey after the horse has been used? It's clear that Li Cang was shot, but why does it always feel like I'm the one who gets hit?"

The naked woman who couldn't enjoy the lake water because of her body size floated over the small lake, and the black feathers that floated like a waterfall gently stroked the lake surface, causing layers of ripples, and her faint eyes swept over Lao Wang from top to bottom.

"Ahem"

"That bell."

"Your wings are so big and beautiful"

"Shua~"

The bell disappeared in an instant, leaving only a few black feathers the size of a boat paddle floating down from the air, immersed in sleep like a lonely boat, with impeccable beauty and charm.

Lao Wang sighed speechlessly, and finally understood a little bit how angry Li Cang was when he faced those rebellious sons all day long. You said, who cares if you want a leg of the nest master, I will do it for you in a minute--

"Is that so?"

The plant, which seemed like flesh and blood, shone darkly, slightly illuminating the lake, and grew extremely charming and gorgeous flowers, as well as the half-exquisite and naked female body in the blooming flowers.