The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

cough.

We agreed to write a separate chapter about the joys and sorrows during surgery.

Well, actually, I'm still recovering these days. I can't speak or eat very much. I'm in average condition. My sister, the leader of the alliance, is waiting in a row at the back to allow me to breathe in the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to cultivate myself.

This is what happened, let me explain it in detail.

San feels that he is a person who has a regular schedule and likes to make plans for everything, so I pride myself on being fully prepared before the operation. I have all the transfer forms and various certificates, and the manuscripts are neatly arranged. We are always ready to go, and we have repeatedly communicated with the surgeon about all the details before the operation.

Then, never expected, something went wrong.

Damn it, I don’t know if it’s the sequelae of the COVID-19 epidemic or the epidemic of influenza A and B, or maybe I didn’t go to Harbin for a heart check-up some time ago because of chest tightness and panic. In short, my bullae cracked. , hugged each other for warmth, and merged into a larger one, which probably took up one fifth or sixth of the size of the lungs. I don’t know this.

After I finished the eight preoperative ECGs and color Doppler ultrasound, the anesthetist rushed to the ward angrily with the film in hand to find me. In short, in one sentence, who gave you the courage to do general anesthesia?

I, the surgeon, may be a little confused, but is it possible for people to perform throat and sinus surgeries without general anesthesia?

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General anesthesia has relatively strict requirements on cardiopulmonary function. Anesthesia is really not a PUA for me, because in my case, the bullae on the operating table are easily broken after the anesthesia. If it breaks, it will be different from the situation without anesthesia. , without anesthesia, it would be a pneumothorax at most. It would be necessary to cut and suture instead. After the anesthesia, you may have to go directly to the ICU.

Then

Local anesthesia!

I said you are numb!

Do you understand that I did the surgery while sitting down? Because local anesthesia caused the throat reflex muscles to twitch and spurt blood, which would cause choking in the lungs, and the numbed throat has no ability to swallow. Anyway, you know, this surgery can basically only be done while sitting.

I sat down in the small corner of the operating room. My whole body was covered with instruments and needles. Then the surgeon started to use the mouth depressor, tongue depressor, forceps, electric knife, ultrasonic knife, etc. to my throat. Make a loud noise to train my gag reflex to the extreme.

I should have been like this at that time: (ヾ)

pain.

Local anesthesia also hurts.

When doing throat surgery, it hurts from behind the uvula to the back of the head. When doing nose surgery, it hurts from the sinuses all the way around the eyebrows to the Tianling Gai. It’s not a particularly severe pain, it’s a horrible pain. It’s not very painful, but Well, forget it, I can't describe the feeling.

The knife is sizzling and bone conduction is happening. Holy shit, it feels so sour.

Then my blood began to surge. The gag reflex and the muscle twitched and surged. After a while, my throat was full of blood and filled up. Then I was given local anesthesia. It couldn't be swallowed. Of course, the stomach The stuff couldn't come up, so I was vomiting blood. Here I was giving some saline solution and glucose, and I was squeezing blood foam like a living waterfall. My whole body was bloody and bloody. The nurse repeatedly repeated my heart rate, breathing, and blood pressure. The doctor asked me over and over again what my name was, how old I was, and how much did one plus one equal? ​​The 750ml saline bag in the operating room was a big drink. I really thought it was different from what was sold outside. I don’t know if it was an illusion, but it was pretty good. drink.

The ten-minute operation under general anesthesia took nearly two hours of hard work. Finally, I said I could just walk out on my own. My hands and feet were fine.

The head nurse almost screamed: How dare you, the traitor?

They found me a wheelchair and pushed me to the ward, ε=(ο｀*))). It was later said that I was probably the only one among all the patients who walked out of the operating room awake that week.

I weighed myself on an empty stomach before the surgery and before going on stage. I weighed myself again in the afternoon after the surgery when I could eat. I lost four kilograms. How easy is it for me to save a few kilograms of meat?

Then there is the surprising bullae that gave me the experience of Teacher Cang. I also asked several hospitals. For the time being, I will recover my fat first and follow up with follow-up examinations. Surgery within three to five years will basically not affect it, but in the end This surgery still needs to be done

Sigh again.

Wonderful.

So wonderful.

It feels like this life is really not in vain.

Finally, let’s learn from the advanced experience of our predecessors. This single chapter seems to be more than a thousand words long. Can I add more chapters?

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and, the supporting role reserved by the leader sister is now online, and the character card is being reviewed!