The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

This is what the track looks like. This kind of so-called battle with weak intensity and piecemeal strength is really too lazy for them to use adjectives to modify it. He is not even qualified to become Li Cang and say oh.

After the ghostly insect swarm opened the eyes of the people of Whitesville, the big boss who succeeded in pretending did not disappoint the members of the special mobile fleet. He looked like a fucking Hulk. Jumping hundreds of kilometers away, he smashed a space carrier, then another, then another, and another, and finally transformed into Tarzan, hanging on the only remaining main ship with one hand and howling. Swinging the hammer wildly.

There was deathly silence inside and outside the cabin.

The earth-shattering terror attack power is not as shocking as the impact of this scene. Damn, killing people can only be done with a nod of the head. What have we done wrong? Why should we watch this? If I have committed a crime, please let the law take care of me. Punish me instead of watching this eye-catching scene. By the way, did Master Wang have a collapse insurance policy set up by someone inside? Does he have to have an insurance company pay him for doing this?

“Awesome!!!”

"Ah, yes, yes!"

"Ditto!"

Master Wang was extremely disgusted by the pitiful people in Whitesville who were hoarse but couldn't even say "f*ck".

Oh.

These white-skinned foreigners are really free. Compared with their vast blind spots of knowledge, I am considered to be narrow-minded and lacking in vocabulary. They have no sense of achievement and cannot provide any emotional value at all.

What do you think of this kind of thing? Look at my little lady. That’s called a superb chess player. That’s called an unparalleled national scholar. That’s called a person with full emotional value. That’s called a swiveling tent with Gouchun wine and warm wine.

cough.

Lao Wang tiptoed into the semi-underground and semi-open-air kitchen with a big face, and hugged Tai Xiaoyi from behind: "My heart is as cold as ice beer now, little lady, please help me warm it up." , Nuannuan!”

"De Xing~" Tai Xiaoyi smiled sweetly, "It's itchy, don't make trouble, the food will be mushy~"

"What kind of food? Little miss, you are my food! You are not only my food! You are also my medicine! Life-saving medicine!"

Tai Xiaoyi turned around in his arms: "Are you crazy?"

Lao Wang squirmed like a giant bear, and burrowed into Tai Xiaoyi's arms, attacking a shameless and clingy guy. Tai Xiaoyi slapped his dishonest paws off in annoyance, and pulled off his apron while taking it. This thing is also involved.

"What are you doing?"

"Go upstairs, you wash up first, and I'll take off my makeup."

"Ah this."

"What's wrong?"

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After a few hours.

Li Cang carried the big thunder dumplings like a piece of pork, looked up at the stilted building and sighed in despair, patted his butt and left: "It's just a little pat, why are you still trembling? I have never seen you so soft. ?”

"Li, do you fucking want to die? I call this tender Izuku Q-bomb. Do you understand how it feels? What's the meaning of being soft? Ah, it's only been a few years, and you already dislike me——"

"I'm talking about my fucking temper!"

"Ah, talking about character by patting my butt, right? Are you still considered a human being?"

"That's it for now." Li Cang said, "When I get off the insect nest, I'm going to find some ginseng to stew for you. Try your best, little girl, you did a good job today."

"Lick? It's too late! Why do you usually dislike me?"

"How can it be called licking? This is called providing emotional value. You know, the subhuman body has super evolved. We have to celebrate!"

"Celebrate?" Li Laisi hung her lower body behind Li Cang's back and her upper body on Li Cang's chest. She focused on a straight and smooth pattern. She rolled her eyes and thought: "It's not impossible, but I don't want to do it today. What should I do if I don’t move? Why don’t you work hard?”

"No, the celebration you are talking about is the same thing as the celebration I am talking about?"

"We have been playing with peeing and mud since we were little, so we don't need to deal with those vain things. You can give me some practical things, some birds can heal people and cure all diseases. It's not too late to replenish the sun and feed it." !”

"Hey, the one who can't move is Bing Lian!"

"Hey, you're so perverted, try it?"

"Try it!"

The answer is just give it a try, running a red light is not a skill.

Li Laixi, whose fishing plan failed, stared blankly at the sky, as if she was dead, and not very peaceful. She stretched out her hand tremblingly: "Send it to me."

In addition to being unable to hold back his joy, Li Cang's attitude was quite pious, and then he was a little bit flustered and at a loss: "You're such a bird, you're such a fart. Emmmm, that's not what you are doing."

"Stupid thing, don't stick it on the wrong side for me!"

"I'm timi" In short, it was just an operation. The operation was successful. Li Cang wiped away the hot sweat from the busy work and said, "You're awake. Congratulations. You are now a beautiful girl!"

"Then you, old man, used to have fun, perverted and exciting things?"

"6."

After a heated exchange of words, Li Cang placed Li Laixi on the elderly rocking chair and leaned against it, with three to five layers of quilts surrounding his body.

Warm up the fire and smell it.

The grouse matsutake is stewed with a small ginseng, and there are many small wild mushrooms the size of thumbtacks in various colors. There is no smell of meat at all, and the taste is fresh and bolingboling. The wood flame is slightly drunk, burning a kind of warmth that is particularly nourishing.

Li LaiSi wrapped herself in the quilt and sniffed: "Oh, me and my kind old father~"

"Hmm, father and son have become brothers after many years!"

"roll!"

The atmosphere was gone.

Li Leisi was so angry that her teeth were itching, but 95% of her good body was not under her control. She was as weak as a third grandson and didn't even have the strength to hold the soup bowl: "Ah~"

"Go!"

Li Leisi sipped the soup contentedly: "It's bland. Can I eat ginseng at this time?"

"How can I harm you secretly? According to Chinese medicine theory, it is very good for people with good health to have a little bit of this during menstruation. You can distinguish between the right amount and the waste. Just add some ginseng whiskers, open your mouth!"

"I said it's bland!"

"I didn't add salt! Can't sodium glutamate satisfy you?"

Looking at Li Cangli Li Leisi was speechless with such a confident look: "I really want to go to the auction above, it looks so lively!"

Li Cang was eager to try: "Okay, I'll get a wheelchair to push you later. Comrade Da Leizi has always wanted to push me to watch you and other old men dancing in the square when you get old. Tsk, this is the retribution of the law of karma. Wait, I'll take a few girls back to have a special erotic dance with Lao Wang!"

"You vengeful ghost, can't you take me with you? Hey, remember to pick the ones with thin waists, perky buttocks and firm breasts, and shake them to gather strength!"

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Temporary auction venue, box

Li Cang looked around like Granny Liu entering the Grand View Garden, "This thing is called a prop capsule, right? How much does it cost to make a wish copy? Do you want to sell the entry?"

"If you like it, I'll give you a few, for free, just as the venue usage fee!" Miss Lopez smiled and held the teacup, "This tastes really good, how about giving me a few hundred kilograms to drink slowly?"

The experience of the 3/7 base has made Li Cang's souvenir business perfect. From entering and exiting the one-way jump channel to visiting relatives and attending banquets, these three melons and two dates are never left. As for the so-called delicious tea of ​​Lopez, it is actually wild mountain tea produced on the islands of the Martinis tribe. It doesn't even have a proper name. At least for Li Cang's wealth, it is worthless.

"Two hundred pounds? Why don't you go and grab it? How about I dig up some rocks and dirt from under the tea tree and soak it in water for you?"

Lopez smiled happily: "Some of the items on the list are in stock. Click on them and you can see the pictures and videos. If you like them, just mark them down and I'll give them to you at the original price. I won't bother you anymore. You guys can enjoy it slowly!"

Lao Wang looked hopeless, his aura was weak and his eyes were weak: "This woman definitely doesn't know what Jin Yi Niang does, but this universal capsule is really good. It's such a big auction house, and it's gone in a flash. I was shocked at the time!"

"Talking less can nourish your energy!"

"What do you mean? Isn't it that you are a few What do you mean?"

"You really should take care of yourself. Where did all those things, medicines, and tonic soups go?" Li Cang threw a silver plate over, "Hehe, take a look for yourself!"

Old Wang held up the plate, his expression was probably ten thousand times more shocked than the shock brought by the universal capsule, and he was terrified: "Fuck! Who is this person? My, my, my, my eye sockets are sunken, what is this, is this an eye, is this blood stained?"

Tai Xiaoyi was slightly drunk next to him, sipping tea slowly, one mouthful after another, as if her attention was all on the auction site outside the glass curtain wall, turning a deaf ear to everything that was close at hand.

Li Leisi was still wrapped in several layers of quilts, and she turned her neck slowly like a zombie: "Young lady, you have good tricks! You can't judge a person by his appearance, you are very secretive, how can you say that you are still hiding your secrets, are you really not going to teach your sister a few tricks?"

"Who is talking, go away."

"Fuck, a 4th stage embryo with less than 70 dares to ask for 3,000, this is obviously a robbery, no, this thing called the servant of fate is cute and beautiful?"

Li Cang raised his eyelids: "You old man know that the whole naked woman is a feast for the eyes, how dare you talk about others?"

"Hey, you fucking."

The whole auction was quite standard, and most of the things that appeared were things that they thought were very ordinary and unattractive. After watching a few rounds of warm-up singing and dancing performances, it came to the closing stage.

"The last one!"

"This is a long-awaited and rare item that comes from the orbital line. The main body is made of a five-stage alien alloy, and the handle and accessories are made of a six-stage alien material. The master craftsmanship is a hand-made rapier!"

"At the same time, on behalf of the eternal year, I would like to thank the material provider, the founder of the c standard, the well-known orbital subordinate, the amazing and great Er. Lee, Lord Li Cang!"

"And, thank you all for your kindness. Blah blah blah blah!"

Old Wang was confused: "What the hell, why can't I hear or read it, what is the word Er in the subtitles?"

"Enchanter!"

"What does it mean?"

"Mage, a real mage!"

"Hehe, it's really good!"

There are probably few times on the sky island that are so harmonious. Even though there has been continuous artillery fire outside, several people did not feel upset, and even wanted to bid along with the sound of the placards being raised and read outside.

"Is this thing so valuable? They look like they have never seen the world. Tsk, if they don't get on track now, I can't even think about waiting for them when they have to pay tuition later-"

"Shut up, you evil creature!"

"Oh, this thing can't even be considered a flag, it's only a matter of time!"

Li Cang rolled his eyes, and then a deafening bid of one million broke his disguise: "Mr. Duo? Did No. 67 just call Mr. Duo?"

"One million! From 470,000 directly to one million, this guy is quite courageous, but I don't know if he can suppress others."

"One million and five hundred thousand!"

"One million and eight hundred thousand!"

Every time he raised the placard to bid, Li Cang's heart beat violently. The money was small, but this thing was too fucking scary. You know, it's not very difficult to pray for or re-smelt the alien alloy. If necessary, he can use this thing to directly add a lid to the three sky islands without much pressure.

"Don't think about it. After the first auction, it's not uncommon for this kind of thing to be sold at a high price. There are many people who come to see it with their heads raised. Who knows, there may be a large number of idiots who will go to the sea to make money!"

"Yeah" Li Cang certainly knew such a simple truth. Although he was greedy, he didn't think too much about it. "But it was indeed careless. I didn't expect that no one would be willing to take out this kind of thing. I will melt another batch when I open the Well of the Abyss. Anyway, it will be spread out sooner or later. The more money you make, the better. Who can resist money?"

"The face of the capitalist is ugly!" Lao Wang sneered, "But you actually have a time when you make mistakes? Congratulations! Congratulations, Yue It's getting more and more anthropomorphic!"

"It's already 3.58 million!" Tai Xiaoyi has already crumpled the auction list into a ball, extremely nervous and a little absurd at the same time, "Those things are usually piled there like junk, and suddenly they are worth so much money. It's really..."

"What junk! Anything in the tool room next to my lathe is a treasure! Absolute treasure! You! All of you, show some respect!"

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It can only be said that the scene of the three people baring their teeth together is really spectacular. Think about the tool room like a pig sty and the messy piles of sundries. The disgusted eyes almost cut Lao Wang into pieces.

"Four million one hundred and seventy thousand!"

The dust has settled.

The four of them high-fived each other, looking happy about picking up money for free. Li Cang said happily: "When this place is settled, I will treat you to a big meal, the highest standard!"

Old Wang still felt it was not enough: "Why not give me a few more days off? I mean, what kind of meal can you afford to spend four million coins on?"

Li Cang: "─━_─━"

I told you that you are fat and you are still fussing over it. Is your mouth inlaid with gold and jade or something? You want to eat everything you want when you open your mouth?

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It's terrible. It's another day when I just got home.