The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

The 1st Human Sleep Switch (late, 2-in-1)

Facts have proved that the aunt's buffed lady is really irritable, but what's even more irritable is that she and Tai Xiaoyi are at the same time.

There was a trembling sound all over the empty island.

Li Cang and Lao Wang were doing everything on tiptoe. They were afraid that if they were not careful, they would risk losing their ancestral graves, so they took the time to incinerate them. Oh no, when they came out of the smelting blast furnace, the two of them were talking to each other. Accompany them to enjoy the night view of Whitesville.

This is already the central area of ​​Whitesville and is much more prosperous, but it is still a comfortable and leisure place dotted with tiny island chains scattered under the night sky. It feels like a floating market magnified countless times with a constant flow. The boats came and went, each showing its own signature, from eating, drinking and enjoying local specialties to tricking and abducting strippers.

Li Cang only glanced at the steel pipes and dancers projected on the "flower boat" and quickly looked away as if he had been stung: "I'm about to commit PTSD!"

"Why are you so angry? How dare you defile the holy place in my heart?"

"Li Cang! Li Cang! I want to eat that!"

"knew"

Li Cang waved over a small boat with a signboard and bought the other party a large pot of beef, beef offal, spinal cord, marrow stew, bean stew, potato stew, 13 kinds of peppers, and corn and bamboo shoot pancakes. The other party accepted the money and happily went directly Turn off the lights and get off work.

“Eat less spicy food”

“Chili makes you feel good!”

"Chili pepper also promotes blood circulation!"

"Isn't that just right?"

Tai Xiaoyi also wrapped herself in a quilt and rocked the rocking chair leisurely and contentedly: "The world is full of fireworks. It has been a long time since the empty island has been so comfortable. I'm still a little uncomfortable. How about the four of us have a few drinks?"

"Okay! I'll ask Letitia to get the wine!"

"There's some smoked sauce, braised food and the like in the kitchen, let's take it out together!"

"Can I refuse?"

Li Cang's voice was naturally ignored. A half-patient + a half-living person + a drunken man who made up the number fought hard. The Coke bottle was sloshing with foam, and he forced the man named Wang to pour a large glass of dark rum. .

"It's time to test this b's alcohol sensitivity!"

"Okay, okay." Tai Xiaoyi commanded from the side: "Add some lemon slices in, it will taste better!"

Li Cang: (ヾ)

I drink Chambord wine for one penny every morning and evening, but the amount of wine I can drink with the magician is still a mystery.

Smoked soy sauce heart, liver, intestines, tripe and other musk ox offal looked extremely ugly, but it turned out to be quite beautiful when cut out. They were arranged into small mountains on a large flat plate, and then they were all stirred outside and hung with a layer of crystal. Bright ice shards.

Li Cang's nose was so angry that he wanted to rush forward and argue with the three people: "Three of us can't make a good person! Drinking? Do you have any intention? Since--"

"You can't drink. You have to hold it in. Sip, sip makes sense!"

"Tons, tons, tons~"

1.5L of ice cream mixed with half a glass of dark rum and half a lemon. The magician was sent away calmly and upright before the fourth round of toasts.

Lao Wang held up a glass blankly and looked at each other with the remaining two people: "No, how can I still drink so much? How can I increase the points in the opposite direction?"

Li Laixi curled her lips: "Maybe, maybe it's because the drink from the dinner money hasn't worn off yet."

"Wipe? How can you still calculate it like that!"

However, it only lasted about forty minutes at most. Li Cangteng suddenly stood up straight again. Lao Wang was frightened by this guy's actions and the wine in his hand was still hanging: "Fuck me, you are deceiving someone. What corpse?"

Li Cangmu stared straight ahead blankly: "Boring, I want to see a river of blood!"

"What?"

"It's too slow, I have to think of an excuse to blow this shit up!"

"Clam?"

"A group of insects rule over a group of ordinary and ugly humans who live extremely perfunctory lives. They have no value in existence. They are all for me to sacrifice to heaven!"

"Hold the grass. It's over. It's over." Old Wang, who had seen countless strong winds and waves, suddenly turned a fucking green face, "This time it's Crazy Cang, this guy is going crazy. Go and invite him. Okay, I can't invite you." Lei Zi?"

It's probably because Li Cang hasn't been drunk for so long that everyone has gradually lost their respect. You must know that when this guy is in the state, he can do anything. He just killed a few people, so naturally it's not a problem.

Li Laisi's eyes widened: "How dare you, how dare you, how dare you, I am in a weak state and full of buffs, and did I persuade you to drink?"

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Lao Wang pointed at his nose in horror. Li Lai Si and Tai Xiao Yi looked tipsy. They smiled and nodded and made a "please" gesture, indicating to the other party not to disturb our sisters' heart-to-heart talk. You can go and get beaten.

"Zhoucao Li Cang, put that fucking thing down!"

"Don't move, you hear me!"

"father!"

"16~" Li Laixi shook the empty bottle, "Sure enough, not only Li Cang, but also Lao Wang's drinking capacity seems to have declined drastically. Miss, what's your rank?"

"19!"

"Hiss! Use yang to replenish yin?"

Tai Xiaoyi squinted her eyes and looked at the two beautiful bodies that showed off their strength without caring about their appearance: "Liquor, my mother and I usually don't use such a low alcohol content when cooking. Her ingredients are heavier than mine~"

"Oh, my family background is so low-key and showing off!"

"Didn't you also grow up taking medicinal soups and drinking medicinal wine?" Tai Xiaoyi, who was in a slightly drunken state, was very interesting, her eyes were a little blurred, and she tilted her chin, "Let me tell you, Zhong is quite talented. See if his muscles ripple when he exerts force, well, he’s riding through the waves!”

"Why can I only think of big breasts and fat butt? I'm sorry, little lady."

Tai Xiaoyi narrowed her eyes indifferently: "This is more worry-free!"

"However, he is not weak. When did he start to be able to withstand Li Cang's full punch? Hiss, what kind of twist is this? It hurts so much. I can only rely on the big resurrection technique to survive! "

"How long will Li Cang be like this? He won't call Gou Hai, right?"

"That requires brains. Do you think he can still have that thing now?"

Tai Xiaoyi pointed at Li Cang's rugged and abrupt backbone: "No?"

"Is there any?" Li Leisi was startled and tried to wake up the safe word, "Ms. Shirley, are you there? Can you please turn off the phone?"

"Plop~"

Under the dumbfounded gazes of Li Laixi and Tai Xiaoyi, the huge teacher Cang fell to the ground as soft as noodles. After half a second, his hand scrawled on the ground and wrote: "I have temporarily interrupted the master's biological nerve signals and conduction. , but it’s useless to do so. You have three to five minutes to perform sleep-inducing services before he reconstructs the transmission chain with his liminal personality.”

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When Li Cang woke up, there was a ceiling above his head that looked very familiar.

"woke up?"

Rao Qifang looked at Li Cang's hair style and looked kindly.

"Mom? Hiss"

Rao Qifang smiled so hard she couldn't see her eyesight: "You must have a headache. The old woman made some soup and opened her mouth, ah~"

Li Cang passively took a sip of soup: "Why am I here? My island."

"Everything is normal, Xiao Wang and Xiao Yi are here."

"Oh" Li Cang lay back on the sofa, only to find that under his head was Rao Qifang's legs, "Ahem, Mom, you stayed here with me all night?"

Li Laisi, who was playing with her mobile phone next to her, screamed loudly: "Hmph~"

Rao Qifang said: "Don't drink like that next time. If that damn girl hadn't brought you here and driven you crazy, you don't know what would have happened!"

"Uh-huh. Ha-ha."

"Xiao Cang is awake?" Kong Jingqiao came over, "I was really scared to death the night before yesterday. You can't remember it at all?"

"The day before yesterday? What did I do?"

Kong Jingqiao took out her mobile phone: "Well, I only had time to take this picture!"

The photo was taken while standing on the edge of the villa and looking toward the base. Half of the skyline of the base was reflected in an eerie black and red color, like a wall of sighs, and the heavy rain splashed on it like ripples of wispy foehn winds. , the fishy wind is like weaving, and there is a piercing Isoleye's Burning that is entangled by the power of the three phases and stretches across the starry sky. The flying snow that is pushed away all over the sky forms a huge line around the Foehn Pillar. Half-ring rainbow bridge shape.

Looking at the state of the screen, those little bean sprouts that look like less than ten pixels are normal foehn winds, and the crosswind that penetrates the screen is a super foehn wind at extreme magnification, spanning the entire base airspace, that is to say , at this point in time Li Cang has already run out of blood at least once.

"Hiss" Li Cang took a breath, "Dalei, why did you bring me back? I won't have already demolished the base, right, Mom?"

Kong Jingqiao gestured at the other end of Foe Feng's phone screen and said, "Here, the violent maniac is probably here!"

".Ah? Mom, are you hurt?"

"Lie down for a while, this kid, you can't rely on wine even if you want to sleep. It's true." Rao Qifang finished feeding the soup, "However, my son is still strong enough to hit me. I almost fell asleep. Here you go, see for yourself." !”

What Rao Qifang handed to him as casually as a small biscuit was an exquisite and clear ball, about the size of a table tennis ball. It was surrounded by a number of faint light bands like star rings on the outside, and inside was a slender, straight line of scarlet. .

"Eh?" Li Cang tremblingly placed the ball in front of the phone screen and slowly turned it until the scarlet shape wrapped in three colors in the ball was exactly the same as the one on the screen, "Wang De...?" "

Rao Qifang's tone was just like coaxing 8-year-old Li Cang: "Is it fun? Isn't it pretty? How about Mom tie a rope around your neck?"

"This, this, this"

Li Cang had nothing to say.

Rao Qifang twisted her fingers, and she picked up one of the orderly intertwining lights around the ball like a star disk. She twisted it into a thin rope, and then casually held the ball and hung it to Li Cang. neck.

"Well, it's perfect. As expected, my son, with his figure and appearance, looks good in anything he wears!" Rao Qifang looked up and down, left and right, with a satisfied expression, "Very good, very good!"

Li Cangmu was numb for a long time, and suddenly he said with a weird expression, "Mom! Can you make the blood explode like this?"

"Huh?" Rao Qifang pointed to the three-phase power in the small ball that was winding around the Foehn Pillar like lightning vines, "Er, are you drunk and haven't woken up? You said it was bloody. Isn’t that the essence of explosion?”

"Hiss! Can that be detonated?"

"It should still be possible, but in order to break the stable state, a switch needs to be added." Rao Qifang reached out and stroked Li Cang's head, and her little finger picked out a slender three-phase power, as if tying a delicate Like a bow tie, "As long as this, this, and this, it should be fine. Why are you all looking at me like this?"

Li Cang was completely stiff.

The sound of being killed came from Li Laisi's phone, and she stared at Rao Qifang: "Mom, do you know what you are doing! Do you know how many people he can send away with this thing? Do you know? What is the meaning of the big blood explosion in his mouth?"

"Um?"

Li Leisi gestured feebly: "He needs to kill all the living creatures in this base to sacrifice to the heavens before he can unleash a massive blood explosion. Then, boom, there is only air left here! Air!"

Rao Qifang was actually thinking seriously: "What's wrong with hurting Heaven and not hurting my son Wenhe!"

"Yes, yes, yes, it hurts the harmony of heaven, but not the republic!" Li Cang was happy, "Our mother is still educated. Mom, you have started watching the Three Kingdoms again recently?"

Rao Qifang nodded: "Well, let's learn how others cheat. That little guy told me that if you can read this thing through, Italy's chess skills will increase!"

"Three Kingdoms?" Li Laixi laughed angrily: "If I remember correctly, your old man and I, Aunt Kong, only played flying chess and checkers, and our business chain has not yet expanded to chess!"

"What do you mean by the dead girl movie? Are you saying that I am not worthy of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?"

"No, it's not that Romance of the Three Kingdoms is not worthy of you!"

Rao Qifang was too lazy to pay attention to her, and glanced in the direction of Kong Jingqiao and her kitchen: "Er, isn't your sky island in a residential area? You can't just jump in place this time, the day after tomorrow will be your Aunt Kong 6 cough .The hero doesn’t care about his age, it’s your Aunt Kong’s birthday, help mom think about how to celebrate her birthday!”

"All the gifts have been prepared for you!" Li Cang tried his best to evacuate his frown due to the explosive headache, and gave his own mother a hint in his eyes, "I'm sure the food, drinks and entertainment will be arranged properly, so you don't have to worry about it. ,rest assured!"

"What a big boy!" Rao Qifang couldn't help but glanced at the pigs and dogs again. As soon as he came back, he only knew the black-hearted maggots nesting in the sofa, "I have no use in giving you such a thing! It's not like that. Thoughtful but impatient, bah, totally useless!”

Li Laixiu said that after entering the customs, there was a great scholar who would express my feelings for me: "Oh, I can not only give you a son, but also give you a grandson!"

Rao Qifang opened her mouth and was speechless. It took her a long time to calm down: "Then you are alive! You are alive! Two pigs and thirty kilograms of vegetables a day are not enough for you! Why don't you see half a kilogram of eggs?"

"Rao Qifang, you've gone too far! Is that my problem?"

"The husband sings and the wife follows you! As long as you live up to your expectations, you can't live up to your expectations at all. The thunder is loud and the rain is light all day long. I have worked hard to cultivate you for decades. We are all human beings. In the end, I just smashed a species. How can you still be so shy when there is such a gap?”

“ucanuuaaoeiuü”

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