The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Chapter 2017 Dog Barking Right (+1, asking for monthly votes)

"Alienation Crystal! Didn't you not give it to me?" Lao Wang seemed to use not a powerful [Drag Sword Technique], but [Taunt], "Face!"

Li Cang repeated: "He is also a very good material, and cannot be wasted."

"Damn, are you a repeater?"

"Wait, what about endurance?"

"What endurance. Fuck, I forgot"

"You are so blind that you can break the monopoly of sunglasses in the erhu world!"

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Just now, Lao Wang Queshi took a round of endurance for Li Cang, but then there was a big fight, and then he was blown away by Ketuo, and when he came back, he didn't care about endurance. Do you think I am like you, a sneaky dog ​​who gestures with a small notebook all day long? A good man goes everywhere, and I, Lao Wang, never owe money, and never leave debts overnight!

The three of them took the time to look back: "emmmm"

Black snow was falling, ice storms were raging, and a few big red square-holed paper money were used to outline a certain array pattern, forming a sea urchin-shaped force field between reality and illusion. The heavy-duty dragon was bound in the center of the force field in a large shape, and its force field, its even somewhat sacred brilliance that could block cancerous distortion, formed a stream of trickles, which were drawn out continuously.

Liliana squatted there to watch.

Lilith also squatted there to watch.

Bone sister was still squatting there to watch.

As comfortable as a group of naughty children studying an ant nest, they were thinking about whether to pour urine or burn it. The bride hooked her finger at the force field, and the sea urchin floated towards the direction of the Silver Ridge beast, just giving up the blocked view:

"Lang~ Grandma Jin'an~"

The bride bowed slightly, the phoenix crown moved slightly, the sound was distant, and the outline of the step-shaking faintly appeared on the big red veil.

Li Lace was forced to return the greeting.

This had nothing to do with recognition or other trivial things, but was a complete subconscious reflex, a family tradition and psychological shadow. In a fight, life and death were not important, but etiquette could not be abandoned. If she lost face, she would at most be beaten and practiced. If she lost the substance, Rao Qifang could slice her liver with her fists and slaps without damaging the appearance, roll it with scallions and coriander, dip it in chili powder and sauce, and grill it, and then feed it to her with her own hands.

"Damn, you two are so fucking polite." Lao Wang rubbed the goose bumps that suddenly appeared on his arms. "Every time this thing can always make me feel creepy from all kinds of strange angles. Really, don't you feel it, just like the fucking monument of extermination suddenly came to life and became fucking humanized and fucking told you a fucking joke!"

"Not at all," Li Cang was very serious: "I'm fucking curious about how you fucking managed to be both a noun, a quantifier, an adjective, and a linguistic word. Air particles?"

"Heh, the teacher taught well, learn and apply!"

"Tui, you are so fucking dirty!" Li Leisi looked disgusted: "This thing, um, she, by the way, Li Cang, do you remember that the previous [Ghost Bride] card seemed to have a description about sex, and it happened that the heavy-duty ghost was also in this category, and the compatibility restrained it? "

(Note:

[Fantasy Manifestation Creation Card: Ghost Bride]

Dress card, gold

Use: After equipping, the image of the summoned creature can be corrected to the ghost bride, with a probability of 5 in 10,000

Note: It is beautiful, but if you are addicted to weird things, don’t say I didn’t warn you!

)

“Hmm” Li Cang’s fingers flexibly outlined the raging trajectory of the Burning of Isoleye, and his eyes never left the bride: “The card has disappeared. Since the description does not exist as an explicit skill, it is unlikely to be deepened to such an abstract level. [Ferry], that’s all it can be.”

Old Wang swallowed his saliva, his eyes rolled around, as clear and stupid as a college student who has not graduated: “So ghosts can still convert ghosts?! "

Li Cang glanced at him and said, "When she was with me, you called her the ghost bride. If she was wild, what would you call her?"

Ancient gods say that if you were not my nephew, you would have to kneel down and kowtow to my dog ​​and call him the God of Hiding Heaven and Earth, Eating Moon and Swallowing Sun. If Li Cang dares to release Xiniang Ling'er, they can randomly select a few lucky settlements every day to be promoted to the Pure Land. It is definitely more reliable than following the old Li to eat these trifles and waste merits.

"Call an ambulance?" Li Leisi smiled evilly, "No! Call aunt? Call mom!"

Old Wang said disdainfully, and pointedly: "Heh, a pair of ignorant and cowardly people, the ignorant one is still calling aunt, and the sensible one is already letting aunt call!"

The smile on Li Leisi's face froze: "Go away! Die!"

"It's so outrageous. So abstract and mysterious. This is fucking going to heaven." Old Wang was still muttering, and suddenly he clasped his fists and said solemnly: "Teacher Cang, for the sake of my protection on your journey to the west, you have to give me the title of Wu Tian Buddha in the future!"

So the smile on Li Cang's face also froze.

No matter how much they argued, the three of them could not delay their work at hand. In such a short while, under the concentrated fire of the three of them and their lackeys all over the world, nine out of ten of the fake skulls of Keto were already destroyed. Only the real skull had to be fought for dominance by Kgaligos, and it was obvious that it was a spent force and a lost dog.

"I can't even imagine how much harder this thing would be if it wasn't in its heyday. Wouldn't that shield alone be worth two years?" Lao Wang hammered his backhand, easily blasting an already short and weak pseudo-skull. "These days, even the alienated bloodline has to be judged by bloodline and origin. The fantasy manifested bloodline is indeed the alienated bloodline among the alienated bloodlines!"

Li Cang dodged a bunch of breath: "When did alienated bloodline no longer matter bloodline?"

Lao Wang cadenced: "Your 'bones' and 'blood'!"

"Do you know what the c standard is?" Li Cang said: "My name is my bloodline and my birth! What do you call a dog?"

Old Wang Aba Aba was speechless.

Niang Xipi.

It’s just fun to say that I’m pretending to be cool, but to show off in front of a real person, I have to bring you the magician with me. I’ve told you everything!

"Single digits!" It was just a splintered tooth, embedded in Li Lai's body, it almost completely tore off her shoulder, and she almost left her body. The ferocious dragon robe was covered, and the ferocious dragon blade was flicked. , this girl wiped her neck neatly, and then stood up again before falling to the ground, elegantly, and then continued: "The last nine fake heads, the real one is left to You and that piece of shit are done!”

"Fuck, don't—"

"ah??"

The golden words take root.

Almost at the moment when Li Laisi finished setting up the Flag, Yin'er hadn't even fully landed. Dozens of fake skulls that had exploded due to the chaos of the scene and had no chance of being transported back to the mill, swooshed at the same time. Rise high into the sky.

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