The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

At the dinner table, Big Lao Wang was eating, and suddenly a strong man burst into tears: "I just know that you can't do anything good as long as you stay on this island, the scary whale, you're such a bastard." , you said that if you had nothing to do, why would you go back to the base and stay for two more days? Wouldn't it be nice to eat little wontons and flirt with the older girl and the younger daughter-in-law? She would be so happy that her silver coins would be slapped on her thighs! "

"What a cold joke, Zhong. When chatting, especially at the wine table, it's best not to say what's on your mind~"

Li Laixi raised her thumbs at Tai Xiaoyi: "Don't teach our teacher Cang a bad lesson. Our teacher Cang all goes to the Orthopedics Department of the same hospital for massage. I'm not interested in what you do!"

"嘁~"

Lao Wang curled his lips and did not dare to continue the conversation, mainly because he was afraid that the bank teller, the manager of the archery studio, the cupping technician, etc. would have his full criminal record revealed again and scored twice.

"Can't wait!" It turned out that Li Cang, who was startled, was not on the same channel as them at all. "You all know the urinary properties of bugs. As long as these guys have even half a cent to do with bugs, you can't give them anything." There’s no chance they’ll get close to our air island!”

A single word of clang is loud and clear.

At one point, the three people who looked at each other even suspected that this person had never heard what they were saying, and filtered it out as noise.

However, due to some well-known reasons, Teacher Cang, who is defined as chaotic neutral by the bright-eyed masses, and the Zerg, who is defined as lawful evil by the magic master himself, have always been in such a distasteful relationship. It's such a delicate state that even one more look at it will make you nauseous and allergic - of course, the emotional elements shown in the bugs with emotions may be more humane than the magician.

“ε=(ο｀*)))”*3

Sometimes I really hope that some teammates don’t have to work so hard and risk their lives so much. There are obviously many other options in the world. Please step out of your comfort zone and let us in.

"Today's raw beef is delicious!" Big Lao Wang tried to change the subject and pointed at Jiang Shan with chopsticks without table manners, "Spicy, fragrant, tender and moist!"

Tai Xiaoyi suddenly became happy: "Really? But this is what Teacher Cang told me. It uses small root garlic, wild coriander, lemongrass, shallots, green onions, red wild onions, cat's claw vegetables, fresh I tried mixing bird’s eye chili with paste chili noodles, and it tasted completely different from ordinary onions, onions, and garlic!”

"Opportunistic! Those things are so delicious when mixed with shoe mats!"

"Who said that?" Li Laixi dipped a plate of sour papaya shreds specially for herself and the young lady with the same seasoning as the raw beef and mixed it carefully. She tried to give Li Cang a chopstick and encouraged him. He said: "Eat it, eat it, try it, try it, it's delicious!"

Li Cang's expression changed drastically, and he almost jumped out of the chair while holding a bowl: "Take it away! Take that thing away from me quickly, you hear me!"

"Here, take a look~"

Lao Wang was speechless. He picked up his chopsticks and chewed with his teeth bared: "emmmm, it's very sour, but it's also very refreshing. There's nothing wrong with this dish!"

Li Cang was unmoved at all, but he did temporarily put the topic of pheromones and bugs behind: "Today's stewed chicken with diced red mushrooms was good. Next time I make musk beef steak and alienated antelope steak, You can use these mushrooms to make mushroom sauce. The new mushrooms are a hundred times fresher than the frozen giant porcini mushrooms that are not even poisonous. Where did that thing come from? France, right? It has a yellow skin all over. King oyster mushrooms, foreigners have really never eaten anything good. Look at their unexperienced look, the porcini mushrooms must be the most authentic ones!"

Tai Xiaoyi was convinced: "Yes, yes, when I got it back from the base, I thought it was some good stuff. It was so expensive. I couldn't believe it. It wasn't fragrant or fresh at all. When I asked my mother , OK, it turns out that it is specially used as a substitute for king oyster mushrooms at banquets, and normal people would never buy this kind of thing!"

"Then throw it away!" Li Leisi said: "There are so many kinds of mushrooms on the island, but they still import them. Miss, please make some jam. I don't think the inventory is sufficient!"

"There's a cold storage full of jam, isn't that enough?"

"Li Cang has to fill eight buckets of fruit tea every day, at least eight buckets, and he can't wait to put in the jam one liter after another!"

"Hey, hey, what do you mean by that? It's like I wasted it all. I didn't put any sugar or honey. What's the problem with putting more jam? If you eat a piece of bread, you have to spread it on both sides. Goods, ha!”

"And that damn fat guy, he stirred yogurt two to one, and when he ordered French fries, he wanted to drown them in jam!"

Tai Xiaoyi:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ

broken!

My jam!

Tai Xiaoyi quickly asked a three-dog man to rush into the insect nest with a camera, then he clicked on the screen of his mobile phone and put it next to his rice bowl. When he saw it, he immediately saw that the cold storage was full of jam and only two words were left, "Lian" The townhouse-style wine cellar and drying room that can be called a wine pond and meat forest are even more empty and sparse to the naked eye. Compared with them, programmers' heads are packed with each other.

"I want to fill the insect nest with surveillance cameras!" Tai Xiaoyi said with a faint tone, "Why don't you go to the finished product warehouse? Those are semi-finished fermented fruit wine and unripe legs. If you convert them into adults, they are underage. Why don't you You can do this, are you going to piss me off?"

Lao Wang: "But it's very close."

Li Lace: "It tastes like fruit."

Li Cang: "The cooked leg tastes too strong. Miss, you don't know how good it is to hold a half-cooked leg in your arms and eat it sliced ​​one by one!"

Tai Xiaoyi's face was icy: "Wang, great, so even you are involved?!"

"Yes, get him, and you will be guilty of a third degree if you don't fight him!"

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After dinner, a great infiltration plan was officially launched.

Lao Wang hesitated and stared at a bottle of green and sticky solution that gave people a very bad look and very low comfort: "Is it true or not? Are you sure?"

"First-class native pheromone, low volatility and long duration, it is indeed a must-have medicine for killing and robbing. I squeezed it out from the mother insect!"

"???" Lao Wang raised his eyebrows maliciously: "Squeeze? Tell me more!"

Li Cang was too lazy to pay attention to him: "This time we don't need to deliberately put on makeup. Anyway, they don't know us. Each of us hangs this thing. Just as we guessed, there is a high probability that nothing will happen. They will be recognized as the same kind. Then, we don't have much time, and the track line will not wait for anyone. Find a place suitable for releasing the dog sea, and blow it up inside and take it away!"

"By the way, try your newly arrived stratospheric rice transplanter?"

"Are there any problems?"

"Sister has it!"