The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

However, the fact is that people did not deliberately avoid the operation of island radar scanning. To be more precise, the creator of this thing just bought a small entry loophole on the forum and achieved an inconspicuous result. , enjoy the achievement of 110,000 complaints: As long as I stay still, then you have invaded my airspace.

This kind of behavior and this kind of cool operation cannot be said to be opportunistic. It can only be said that the mental state is far ahead. But unfortunately, what they encountered was Li Cang and Big Laowang, a kind of lawless and crazy maniac with an almost expired lawful neutrality. only.

Under normal circumstances, serious human beings will usually choose a relatively normal solution, such as going to the forum to complain to the little coin boy about illegal entry occupation, but Li Cang, you have to know that the magician is the kind of person who can't wait to use it. Anti-injury is brought directly into other people's ancestral graves and must be punished. What's more, in some gray businesses, the chain of contempt has always been particularly tight.

"No one??"

Lao Wang screamed strangely.

No matter in the radar interface, prayer snapshot, Marauder's Map, and various perception systems including subordinates and servants of destiny, the surrounding airspace is empty and clean, as if you have brought the magician here before. .

Li Leisi knocked on the table: "What are you thinking about? This kind of thing is called an IQ gatekeeper. It's like some people opening a pond to raise fish. What they focus on is to cast a wide net and focus on training. They use stupid but highly deceptive words to eliminate the problems first. Drop some of the ones with brains, then fatten some with a little more brains, and finally, put them on the table and start building!"

"So you mean this thing is just for making nests, and put it in batches? The opponent is not nearby at all? Damn! Why are you so skilled?"

Li Laisi looked up at the sky sadly at a 45-degree angle: "Where do you think the tons of modern pharmaceutical industry garbage that I ate when I was a child came from? As long as I have the ability to resist at all, it doesn't mean I have no ability to resist at all! "

"Emmm, that is to say, Dalei Zi has a solid physique with a strong family background, otherwise she might not be alive until I see her." Li Cang added: "She will still drool after being cured!"

"roll!"

"It's a blessing in disguise~" Tai Xiaoyi said quietly: "Who can resist such outrageous side effects~"

"Little miss, are you afraid that you have completely forgotten that the last time Li Cang saw me before the advent of the Sky Island Era, I was a strongwoman weighing more than 200 kilograms?"

"What a sad story. But it's just a hundred and eighty-nine. That's beside the point!" Lao Wang wiped the crocodile tears, "You said that since this thing is for making nests, then if I bite the hook Woolen cloth?"

"Why are you so narrow-minded than Li Cang's dog thief? I'm afraid it's only as big as the tip of a needle. If you don't fall for it, you'll have to rush him to ransack your house?"

"That won't work. I am the last, uh, only gatekeeper of the moral bottom line on this island. I draw my sword when I see injustice. My conscience does not allow me to just sit idly by and ignore such immoral and impolite behavior. What's more, Not only does it relieve stress, it also helps to make money!”

"It's all cashing out remotely, how could you come to my door?"

"Then it talks about those functions and real-time transmission"

"If you don't believe it, just give it a try and see if this thing can defraud you of your money."

"Huh?"

Then, when the young lady finished cooking and came out, she found Lao Wang slumped there like a deflated rubber ball: "Zhong, you can't be."

Li Laixi: "Well, he bought all the gadgets here, and even signed up for six super members. How about waiting for the real-time transmission to be delivered to your door!"

"How much did it cost?"

"Well, that's it, a little more than 160,000 destiny coins!"

"bell!!"

Lao Wang's toes have almost dug out the soles made of alienated alloys: "It, it, it said that I can activate the real-time transmission function after upgrading my membership, and sent me an invitation letter to visit and shop at the floating island chain, and I, I, "

Tai Xiaoyi skillfully slapped away Li Laisi's paw that was reaching for the dish. She couldn't laugh or cry: "Have you never been deceived? Have you?"

"Ha" Li Laisi sat back on the recliner, "Little miss, take a look at his insides. The deep one is 150 pounds and the shallow one is 140 pounds. Just because he is a child in Yanchuan, he can only cry like a widow." Ye Ben is full of notoriety. Who would dare to cheat on him? Are they really not afraid of being disemboweled and killed offline? "

Tai Xiaoyi puzzled: "What about online shopping?"

"I don't shop online." Lao Wang said in a depressed tone: "It hurts my eyes to choose. I can just go to whatever I like. I have legs, a car, and I have approval from all airlines. Besides, four I can’t even use those messy things Dahang sends me every year.”

Li Laixi dismissed it: "Boar can't eat fine chaff. The four major companies know how to give gifts. You don't even look at the top luxury brands. When someone sends you an invitation letter for a new product launch conference, you use it to draw firewood." The regional manager came to you for tea and you said that she still has the charm of a MILF. The girl in charge of the Yanchuan area complained to me more than once, which made me embarrassed to say that I know you, a big wild boar! "

"Didn't you fucking say that I wear Louis Vuitton's new spring products like a fattened mourning bird in his foie gras duck shed? Didn't Li Cang fucking say that I wear Jaeger-LeCoultre like his mother's chicken?" Wang sneered, "What the hell, if I have the money, I would send a red envelope in the group and other people would still thank the boss. If I have the money, I would go wash my feet and the little girl would say that the boss is so awesome. The boss is so damn handsome." Woolen cloth!"

Silenced Tai Xiaoyi directly.

This is obviously a different way of living that she can't quite understand with her family conditions. After all, she and Kong Jingqiao's salary levels are so low that they don't know how much money they need to save to have the four major banks come to visit them. Well, she has seen them seal their doors once.

However, one thing that makes Tai Xiaoyi feel very strange is that whether it is Li Cang, Lao Wang or Li Lasi, their low material desires are really puzzling and even outrageous. As far as she knows, the only thing that the three of them bought together and can be called an effective asset is a house that Li Cang once bought, a house whose price has fallen more than the stock price. As for Zhong's vulgar and weird habits, it really makes her

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In short, how did three completely different living conditions, which are bigger than those of humans and dogs, and people who came out of the same family, achieve such unity? The most vulgar is the most elegant, right? Is this the so-called birds of a feather flock together?

"Don't pay attention to them, a local rich man and a nouveau riche, these people have no life!" In just a short while, Li Cang had almost finished the newly cooked dish, "And I-"

"And you, my friend, are known as 'the one with the spine stabbed'!"

"Are you screwed?"

"Ha!"