The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

So, what are the words that are not very harmful but extremely insulting to men——

"Is it done?"

Li Cang's voice was full of complex emotions, including shock, disbelief, doubt, deep mourning and infinite sympathy.

"Pfft~"

Tai Xiaoyi's face turned red to her earlobes in embarrassment, but in the end she couldn't hold back her laughter.

Lao Wang: (ヾ)

When did the young lady start to be so polite? I don’t like to refute other people’s face.

So Li Cang said seriously:

"The lines are essential for praise. Professionals suggest that you, young lady, should also learn and use them."

Tai Xiaoyi's smile froze on her face, turning into circles of blood-like red and completely smeared.

Li Laixi kicked Li Cang away, "Are you really not ready to be a human being anymore?"

He was clearly being kicked, but he was still laughing wildly.

It’s hard to imagine whether Lao Wang was trying to prove something by postponing lunch to dinner.

If you say it's a celebration, it's not adulterated at all. It can be said that it's a doomsday event to the best of its ability, lavishing the survivors with great luxuries.

Raw Alaskan king crab with Kaluga caviar, stir-fried grass-fed beef breast with ginger and green onions, pan-fried baked lamb short ribs in spicy soy sauce, and freshly dug Haagen-Dazs garnished with sorrel.

A total of 10 dishes, plus 2 soups with different styles.

At this point, Tai Xiaoyi was still being modest.

"The preparation time is very rushed, and there are many raw materials that I have never seen before, and those that take a long time are not made. You just have to make do with it. I will study the recipes later."

There is no way that Li Cang, a scornful person like this, could go back and answer this question. He turned to look at Lao Wang and said, "Did you hear that this young lady has given you enough face? The preparation time was very rushed, howl?"

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Lao Wang's expression was extremely distorted, and he squeezed out two words from his teeth that were extremely effective and decisive -

"dad!"

Li Cangke was generous and waved his hand:

"Hey, what a big boy, build it, build it hard!"

The wine was a low-alcohol dry white from Tiansai Manor with ice added. We could barely manage to collect two boxes of twenty-four wine bottles that were intact. They either died from the impact when the boat capsized or from the severe cold.

After all, this thing is packed in a glass bottle, which is no better than an oak barrel that is two or three fingers thick. That thing is very durable.

rare?

No, no, no, based on Li Cang's excellent drinking capacity, these twenty-four bottles of wine can basically drink him away, and they are the kind that will lead to a long life, starting well and ending well.

Li Cang took a bite of dried ice cream, and his whole face was visibly red.

So Tai Xiaoyi curiously whispered to Li Leisi, "He obviously doesn't know how to drink wine, so why does he keep saying this wine is good?"

Li Laixi carefully thought about her words:

"Probably. Because this is one of the few brands that allows him to clearly remember the taste of wine."

"Tons of burps," Lao Wang let out a breath of cold air, "Human saying: The other one immediately fainted after one gulp."

"Pfft." Tai Xiaoyi kept laughing, "Have you ever considered that it may not be that he doesn't know how to drink, but that he may have alcohol intolerance or allergies."

Lao Wang and Li Leisi were stunned.

"Clam??"

By the way, isn't that kind of thing an option that should be eliminated first?

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"Hiss" Li Cang took a breath, "What the hell, was it raw pickled crab paste or raw pickled brains that I ate yesterday?"

"Are you awake?" Lao Wang's expression was very strange, expecting and strange at the same time, "It wasn't yesterday, it was the day before yesterday. Let me tell you, you are so handsome when you are asleep, as if you were dead. "

Li Cang rubbed his head that looked like it was about to split: "How much I drank, the stamina of this thing is much stronger than the big blood explosion."

"Well, about two and a half cups?" Lao Wang confirmed again, "By the way, you really don't remember what you did, right?"

Li Cang suddenly had a bad premonition.

"What do you mean?"

Lao Wang said nothing and patted Li Cang heavily on the shoulder.

The meaning is clear: take care!

Li Cang rubbed his head in confusion and went out to wash up.

Lao Wang returned to his room and saw Tai Xiaoyi sitting on the sofa. He walked over like a giant insect and put his head on her lap.

"It's broad daylight, let's go."

"Shh, I'll give you something good to do!"

"Wha, what are you? You are such a person. Are you not tired?"

"Hey, little miss, what weird things are you thinking about~"

Lao Wang clicked on a video recorded on his mobile phone.

"I risked my life to record it. Seriously, little lady, I'm counting on it to stay alive for the rest of my life!"

The video was black at the beginning, with noisy footsteps.

Then, a bright light appeared on the screen, and Teacher Cang, who was "windless and automatic", was standing at the door, banging on the door.

"Open the door. If you have the ability to wear it, you have the ability to open the door!"

Tai Xiaoyi was stunned: "This is not"

"Yes, it's Lilith's room," Old Wang said with a sly smile, "Keep watching and watching."

In the video, Li Cang continued to dig in, as if he had a grudge against the poor door.

After knocking for a while, he sat down on the ground leaning against the door frame, mumbling incoherently and drunkenly:

"It's more than seven hundred coins, and it still makes a sound when thrown into a puddle. Am I wasting my time?"

"Do you want to lose your conscience or not? Take the bamboo shoots."

"What's wrong with just taking a look? What's wrong with me just taking a look? You have to spend money to watch pay-per-view programs."

Bang!

The door suddenly opened, and Li Cang stumbled in.

Li Laisi's voice: "Look! It's not over, right?"

The video screen was shaking violently, and behind the camera was a low, stifling laugh like a barbell.

Because of the camera's viewing angle, the screen could only see the corridor outside the door and could not see inside at all. Only the light cast the shadows of the two people on the floor and walls of the corridor.

It took Li Cang a long time to react before he got up again, and continued to lean against the door frame crookedly.

He narrowed his eyes, tilted his head, and blew a hooligan whistle:

"Wow~ Nice~"

Li Leisi's voice was relatively calm, and it was obvious from the shadow that she squatted down, "Obviously fine clothes, but what's the matter with these furry ears and tails?"

"Don't you like small animals? I like them too."

Li Leisi's voice was obviously full of clichés, "So this is what you like, although it's a bit strange, but..."

"No," Li Cang shook his head with a serious face, and said word by word, "I just like flirty ones."

The scarlet leather pants and long legs left a residual image,

"Bang~!"

Li Cang launched, smashed the wooden railings of the stairs and flew out of the screen, followed by a series of shattering sounds.

The screen shook again and ended.

"I was wondering why the stairs were in such a bad state yesterday morning," Tai Xiaoyi was dumbfounded, "Teacher Cang has woken up? I'm afraid Lilith will beat him to death in a while?"

"Tsk, she's reluctant to do that. Based on my years of experience, Lilith is obviously shy."

So, where did you get your experience?

How can you tell shyness from that ton of side kicks? Is the judgment based on the strength?