The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Over there, Li Laixi and Li Cang have already agreed on a bet.

"Say!" Her tone was one of undisguised contempt and disgust, and she said decisively: "There is no need to do it. As long as the method you mentioned is possible, I will just admit defeat!"

"That's what you said."

"My spitting is a thorn!"

"Yes, what I've been waiting for is your words," Li Cang said: "Do you know that Jichujutsu rolling all over the floor? No matter how many years you practice it, unless you don't have physical contact with me at all, you will With the strength of our brother, I will seize the opportunity to pull you to the ground, forcibly lock the man on top of the man, and put the man on top of you. Believe it or not, I will give you your pussy."

"It's your turn. Here's the solution. Young people must respect martial ethics, be fair, just and open. Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't talk about martial arts. Anyway, you are the only one who knows martial arts."

Lao Wang secretly thought about it, what, what did he want to say, was Gracie Jiu-Jitsu?

Speaking of this thing, Lao Wang’s inherent impression of it:

1. Naked cross-strangle, hug and fall down three ways.

2. Submission-style wrestling that involves all ground skills and a big tripod. What are the types of practical combat skills?

3. Except for women, no one else has any sense of beauty when playing tricks.

4. Even if you have learned it well, it is unlikely to be used in actual combat. With the physical fitness of modern people, people may be gone with a bang. It is said that some countries learn this thing to fight with people and injure them with weapons.

People have strengths and weaknesses, but there is no superiority in martial arts.

It's not that which kind of martial arts is better or worse, this kind of debate is meaningless, and it's not the point at all.

The key is that with Li Cang's terrifying strength, if he really has to learn how to fight this thing shamelessly and get into trouble, I'm afraid...

Sure enough, Li Laisi's expression suddenly became so gloomy that she could drop ice shards.

She ran away with bare feet in an attitude that could be described as embarrassed and hasty: "Well, well, I have to check the information. I can only make a conclusion after fully understanding the things I haven't come into contact with!"

It's a pity that he didn't run away.

"Why are you running? You don't want to go anywhere today, just stay here and think about it!" Li Cang pressed her on the sofa, and before the girl's anger threshold reached the limit, she said lightly, "I saw us all Mom replied~"

Li Laisi was like a frustrated ball, and she honestly acted as a sounding board for Li Cang and her mother.

[Li Leisi: Mom, I’m Li Cang! 】

I saw the name of Li Leisi's mother "Rao Qifang" in the contact list starting to make an unusually familiar refresh circle, and after a while it suddenly changed to "Lost you Rem".

Rem→Leimu, this is the WeChat name that Rao Qifang retained due to a previous mistake.

She once expressed that she was very curious, what exactly is this Rem, and why is it ranked before Rem in the input method?

[Throw away Rem: Good boy, why didn’t you contact me? I thought you didn’t recognize me as your mother]

[Li Laisi: How is that possible? Mom, aren’t you busy? She is working hard on the railway line to support the family. Our mother has worked hard to raise Dalei to be fat and fat. I can’t let her starve and lose weight here. 】

[Li Laisi: Speaking of which, Mom, you are so awesome. I didn’t even know you could change your name! 】

[Throw away Rem: Just spoil her! Did you hear from Xiao Lei that your illness is no longer a problem? This is a great thing! But my dear, you must be careful and don't be careless. I see people on the forums outside say that the tracks are particularly dangerous. Don't be brave in everything, just do what you can. You know, if anything happens, let Little Lace take care of it. I and her damn dad have taught her martial arts for more than ten years, so she’s quite good at it, so don’t dislike it, just make do with it]

[Throw away Rem: You said you want to change your name. Actually, my mother doesn’t know about this. The little girl under me did it for me. Due to some trivial reasons, most people in the Seventh Base no longer use their real names]

Li Laixi felt that today was definitely her Mercury retrograde day. She had been sharpening her skills, but in the end, someone took advantage of her. There was a high probability that she would lose the bet again, and then her biological mother changed into the one who didn't know what she wanted to express but Very insulting nickname

Watch them chat again.

mom! Who is the biological child?

"Heh," Li Laisi said, "The Great Tengu is the friend of women!"

Li Cang smiled slightly: "Mom, your daughter threw a freshly sharpened knife at me today."

"A brain is a good thing, but it's a pity that you don't have one." Li Leisi looked at him as if he were a fool, "I have the typing authority, do you think I would say something like this?"

"You're not going to post it, are you?"

"Ha~"

[Throw you Rem: Are you still there? 】

[Throw away Rem: My dear, why are you ignoring your mother? 】

【Throw away Rem:】

After a few seconds of silence, the momentum changed.

[Throw you Rem: Damn girl! Are you bullying me again? See, I can’t cure you if I’m far away, right? Do you dare to touch him? 】

[Throw away Rem: Don’t even think about pretending to be Xiao Cang. I’ll know what you’re going to do as soon as you stick your butt out. Let me tell you, I won’t be able to speak in three seconds, haha. 】

The two inner OSs keep peeking next to them:

"This must be my mother."

Li Laixi's expression was extremely wonderful.

"Oh," Li Cang said, "You type whatever I say, and you are not allowed to change the words."

"You! Don't go too far!!"

[Li Laisi: I just went to make sugar water for Dalei Zi. Mom, how are you doing over there? 】

[Lost you Rem: You are so lucky to be dead, but my mother can’t do it. She has a terrible stomachache and no one feels sorry for her.]

[Throw your Rem: The situation at the Seventh Base is a bit complicated, but generally speaking the conditions are still very good, with no shortage of food and water, except for the occasional stone air raids and noisy zombies]

[Throw your Rem: A few days ago, several aircrafts under research crashed at the research institute, hitting the island not far behind me. It is said that dozens of people died in the explosion, and the flames were soaring into the sky]

[Throw your Rem: Mom occasionally goes out for a walk, and she is doing pretty well. She has no problem eating and drinking. Recently, she has taken on a job as a physical training coach for the security department. God knows how the officials carefully selected such a bunch of weaklings and idiots. Even when I was training the idiot Little Lace, I didn't suffer such a punishment. It really pissed me off. My period has been irregular recently.]

[Fuck you, Rem: Also, the neighbor on the island next door is just an unreasonable old woman in menopause. I just feel sorry for her sending off the young. Humph, I'm afraid I'll beat her to death if I beat her, and I can't scold her enough. If only Xiao Wang was here, Xiao Zhong would be fine. That, Xiao Zhong isn't watching, right?]

Old Wang: "Na (N-nà) Mei (M-méi) Shi (S-shì) Le (L-lē). Goodbye"

The three of them were busy laughing, and no one noticed the triple context of his gnashing teeth. Old Wang really felt that his humor was not worth it.