The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"For a track-line licking dog who violently collects horizontal kicks, vertical curls, this face is really a bit too delicate!" Li Laisi held her chin with both hands, and there was something in her narrowed eyes that made Big Lao Wang extremely angry and suffocated. He was proud of himself, "It's pleasing to the eye, it's pleasing to the eye, it's amazing, isn't it?"

"Dog licking?"

"Scraping the ground, licking the bag, what a bastard, isn't it licking the dog?"

"As long as you are happy."

There is something on this empty island that Master Wang is willing to call the waiting-to-die effect. It means that it is better to eat a meal when things are too shameful, and it is better to wait for Li Cang than to wait for death. At least the magician will really come, as long as However, there is some doubt as to whether it is plundering or rescuing, or whether it is just adding insult to injury.

Of course, the formula is equally applicable to Li Cang himself.

After all, there is not even a single person on this island who would believe that such a thing would work. As the saying goes, good people don’t live long and will cause trouble for thousands of years. As a scumbag with an appearance of no reason, he has been alive for more than twenty years but he can’t even be considered a good person. An anthropomorphic creature that has never been published by anyone, including women and girls, he has quite a bit of barking power in front of this non-Kreku motto.

But now that we're talking about it

Yes, from the perspective of Lao Wang's bystander, it is the ultimate enjoyment of a simple bad mouth. This guy is neither good at starting a relationship nor good at ending a relationship. The way he refuses people is never decent, or in other words , extremely stinky, no one has ever been lucky enough to escape in front of this guy, no matter it was before or now, the road leading to him has always been a river of blood and corpses, this mountain of corpses and blood There is even a pit in the sea where Suo Zhihui himself lay down.

From an angle that Li Leisi couldn't see, Lao Wang curled his lips and bared his teeth in a hidden manner.

Licking a dog?

Could it be that the current licking is to repay the debt from the past?

emmm, that’s reasonable!

What a sin!

The older brother, who was wearing a macho pink beach shirt and beach pants, had two thick velvet white bath towels on his arms. His eyes were arrogant and condescending as he watched the three corpse girls working on their old father. He could not forget the moment from the corner of his eye. Beware of Liliana’s evil intentions There are also demons in the sex who are vying for slots, and people like Sword Girl, Bone Girl, and Yamei who are eager to try. Fortunately, it is a bit difficult for the Silver Ridge behemoth to come in, otherwise it would be a lively scene. It was a complete mess, and the boss was getting worried every day.

"Do you think this guy is asleep or dead?" Lao Wang shouted: "Okay, okay, it's almost done. After a while, the skin was rubbed off by him. Do you want to put it in the pot after washing it? Can't you just wait for him to wake up and feed yourself?"

Li Lai Si went from being affectionate to murdering and setting fire with just one eyebrow raise, and sneered: "No way, just clean it up quickly, take it back to the base to 'protect' it while it's hot, tsk, this bastard is still here today, let's see if Rao Qifang doesn't Kill him!"

Lao Wang was even more speechless: "Do you, the man, still need to question the material of the mother-in-law's treasure? Aren't you tired of the scene where he has coaxed our mother into confusion with just a few words over the years?"

"I've already started to feel nauseated!" Li Laisi's expression suddenly froze: "Thank you so much for reminding me! It's boring, little lady, is the meal ready? I haven't had a serious hot meal in two months. I almost forgot what the food you cooked tastes like!”

Tai Xiaoyi: "Just come, come!"

Li Leisi was even more unhappy: "Oh, that means it will take at least another hour."

"nonsense!"

"snort"

When Li Cang woke up, the room was full of beauty.

The bed was so soft that Princess Cangcang's back ached. The bedding was tea bag style. Of course, the smell was also the same. The sound of Li Laisi and Qin Zhenzhen playing games could be heard faintly outside the open door. It felt like the whole house was occupied by these two girls. They hammered the branches to pieces.

Li Cang stared at the sky for a long time, then stretched out the quilt and said vaguely: "Well, good morning, good morning, I just felt like you were about to wake up."

Or it could be said that the daughter of the king of the country is still a businessman online. They are also cannibals, and they are also greedy for other people's bodies. In a sense, they are even female fairies. Some guys die, but some women can let some This guy with empty eyes will never forget it.

From this we can see that this cannibalism

It's not just talking with lips and tongue, there are also some skills and emotional factors in it.

After a long time, Suo Zhihui, with moist and radiant eyes, wriggled out of the bed like a muddy fish, draped herself on Li Cang and breathed in his breath: "Are you satisfied?"

"It seems to be making some progress."

"Oh~!" Suo Zhihui moistened her lips with her delicate pink tongue, and spoke in a cadence at the corner of her eyes: "It seems that everyone is unfamiliar. The guest wants to come and play often. I really want to make progress."

The corner of Li Cang's mouth twitched, looking at her bright and colorful face, he smiled until he was weak: "Progress? Are you taking supplements?"

I think, sir, I am a magician. A slap on the head can extend the life of the Skeleton Demon for a hundred years. To some extent, in ancient texts, it is like a fairy who caress me on the top of my head, let me have my hair and receive immortality, let alone

Eat raw with dipping sauce.

The two of them chattered a few words, and time was like the light of Tyndall in the forest outside the window, washing the gauze curtains like water waves, floating and flowing.

"Don't do this next time, okay? You are still in a state of hostility and have bad luck. What if?" Suo Zhihui suddenly said with a worried look on his face: "Well, we were all frightened just by hearing about it. Aunt Rao will kill you again if she finds out."

Li Cang was about to answer some questions and refute questions related to luck: "That's not the case, I."

"Ah! Boss, you're awake! Huihui, you're eating alone again!!" Qin Zhenzhen came in like the wind: "Hurry up, hurry up, we want to see the new rebellious son, let's see the new daughter, is she as fond of wine as Yamei?!"

"Who told you that?"

"Haven't you been like this lately?" Qin Zhenzhen stared innocently, opened the bottle and counted them one by one with her fingers: "Daomei, Yamei, Gumei, Xi Niang——"

Li Cang: ─━_─━

Li Leisi, who was clicking her tongue at the door: ─━_─━

Looking exactly the same, but actually going in opposite directions.

Li Cang coughed and repeated like Xianglin Sao: "That's not the case, I."

"Tsk!" Li Lace leaned against the door frame and hugged her arms, firmly keeping people at a distance, or in other words, taking people's heads at a distance: "Some people have a broken conscience, what, you still try to explain? You can't explain a stick!"

The magician was embarrassed and trembled: "No, it's a three-court trial, is it appropriate, polite, moral, can you three restrain your gaze a little, dare to let me put on my clothes first?"