The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

As a humanoid species whose conversion rate of matter and energy may only be slightly inferior to that of the Zerg, Your Majesty the Magician has an almost endless desire and need for food. You can taste thirty or fifty bowls of salty food and drink a hundred or eighty bowls to wash your hands. Mouth, appetite is sensational.

Li Laisi happily poked at the charcoal fire for roasting the deer. It’s not that this thing needs to be taken care of or something, but it’s just a sheer meanness: “I feel like I’ve found a humanoid Taotie. I’m so excited just by looking at it. Don’t look at it. He is thin, and there is plenty of flesh between his bones!”

Qin Zhenzhen said with a sense of tacit understanding: "Well, my sister Lili said that when looking for a man, you have to find a rich generation like Teacher Cang. If the uncle has money, he will not necessarily spend it on you. The young man is really energetic. Use it on you!"

"Poet!" Li Laisi raised her thumbs: "Let me tell you, no wonder Zhao Li likes Yu Miao's little douchebag. He is waiting for his cooperation!"

Suo Zhihui looked at Qin Zhenzhen with great interest, and the teasing between the lines went straight to the core: "The truth seems to be the same, but I don't seem to see how much trouble you, a little thing, can take~"

"Wow, after all, you are also a fellow Taoist in the same bed. You will inevitably make this military advisor think that the restraint of morality on you is quite low~"

Li Leisi looked at the two of them as if she were looking at two big live rookies, and there was even an element of pity in it: "The rookies are pecking each other so enthusiastically, do you two usually have such a show? "

Li Cang casually threw a piece of deer on the grill that was shaking like a timi electric fan back into the homologous link channel. He looked at the color and saw that the outside was crispy and the inside was soft and juicy, and the parts were sliced ​​into thick pieces. : "Come on, grandma, don't wrap up for now, come and try my handiwork!"

"Ah, this, how can this happen!"

"What's wrong? You have to grill the whole deer and cut it into slices. When it's fully cooked, the outside will be too dry to chew." Li Cang distributed the large white porcelain plate containing the venison to several people: " I feel like my skills are a little rusty. I actually roasted the kidneys and lost them. They were just breading them in oil."

Qin Zhenzhen took the plate and didn't care whether it was hot or not. She put it with her little hands and mouth just to say hello, scrawling and saying vaguely: "I, I, I, I'm afraid it will burn if it is baked again, so I have already cut it off and eaten it!" "

Li Cang was speechless and could only raise his thumb to express his admiration.

"How do you feel?" Li Laixi was basically indifferent to this kind of pure meat, wild food, and roasted food. She joined in the fun without being disappointed, slowly tearing apart one piece and eating one, "Take it easy, don't give yourself any more cei. "

"I can't die! Don't ask, just ask because I'm hungry, very hungry! I guess I'll have to lie down for a while. During this time, the island may have to rely on the three of you again."

Li Cang sat down next to her, and there was no opening or closing of the food. A whole deer leg disappeared into Li Cang's mouth.

"Are you not used to it yet? I'm used to wiping your ass!" Li Leishu shrugged tiredly: "I've been lying here for several days. Let me tell you, we will have to go back to Rao Qifang's place soon. You talk like a fool, but that old woman doesn’t know anything at all!”

"I've been lying down for several days and you haven't been idle. I know you have to play games in both black and white!"

"Then they still use you as a pillow~" Li Laixi said nonchalantly: "Speaking of which, your evil new rebellious son smells like medicine and ghosts. You are a bitch who was tortured by the corpse weaver." Don’t you want to play the god-like thing just because you’re crazy?”

"How is it possible? It's just a requirement." Li Cang rolled his eyes and said, "You have to make up a seemingly reasonable excuse for such metaphysical things. This is a hard requirement."

"Stop dealing with that crazy bitch and Wang Shifei from now on! And those unscrupulous guys like Xiahou Haiwei, Tao Hongben, and Martinis doing sideshows!"

"No, where does this come from?"

Li Laixi ignored him and showed an interface: "Here, your Aunt Jin bought you the treasure. If you don't want it, take a look at it. The line has been set up over there. If it is finalized, it will be available within half a month. Shipping it back!"

[Fantasy materialization props: three disasters and eight disasters (only)]

The Patriarch said: "This is an extraordinary way. It takes away the creation of the heaven and the earth, and invades the mystery of the sun and the moon. After the elixir is completed, ghosts and gods will not be tolerated. Although you will stay beautiful and live longer, five hundred years later, a thunder disaster will hit you. You need to see your nature. Mingxin, avoid in advance, if you can escape, your life span will be as long as the sky, but if you cannot escape, you will die;

Five hundred years later, fire will fall from heaven to burn you. This fire is neither heavenly fire nor ordinary fire. It is called yin fire. It will burn from under your own spring hole and penetrate directly into the mud palace. Your internal organs will turn to ashes and your limbs will rot. Thousands of years of asceticism are all an illusion;

In another five hundred years, another wind disaster will hit you. This wind is not the southeast, northwest, nor the harmonious and golden new moon wind, nor is it the wind of flowers, willows, pines, and bamboos. It is called the wind, which blows from the fontanel into the six organs, passes through the Dantian, penetrates the nine orifices, and the bones and flesh. When the sparse disappears, the body will resolve itself. "

Troubles

1. Pan-type attack +30% damage increase rate

2. All hit damage +80%

3. Pan-type resistance +80%

fire

1. Pan-type attack +30% damage increase rate

2. All hit damage +80%

3. Pan-type resistance +80%

Thunder Tribulation

1. Pan-type attack +30% damage increase rate

2. All hit damage +80%

3. Pan-type resistance +80%

Optional equipment parts: master-apprentice outfit/couple outfit/parent-child outfit/pair of jewelry rings

Number of designated holders: 2, cannot be changed after designation

Tips: All three disasters and eight disasters entries can be freely deployed at any time, but cannot be left empty. The entry attributes will take effect immediately when the equipment is worn at the same time. It will become invalid immediately after one or both parties unwear it. Sacrifice this item to get 0 destiny pieces. coin

"Huh? Hold the grass! This, this, this! Has God opened his eyes? God favors someone!"

"I may not understand it a bit, but does this mean that Teacher Cang will get the golden nine-entry shroud after the new dutiful son's golden four-entry pallu?"

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The three men with six eyes dug out at Qin Zhenzhen, which made Comrade Jar Ping tremble with fear, staring and covering his mouth like a quail.

But Li Cang was really happy: "Where is this thing now? I'll go get it myself! Your Leopard 3 takes a 1 alone, and my Leopard 2 hangs a pair of 1. This wave is done. Now I feel like digging out a worm's nest. A solid batch!”

"Look at how you look like you have never seen the world." Li Leisi said: "Aunt Jin is so rich. If there is no problem with transportation, she will definitely take it directly. Why bother to ask you what you mean? Do you have that kind of effort? She already made the money back!"

"Yes, yes! Let's go, hurry, hurry, fat family!"

"Do you want to thank Aunt Jin in person? How about I avoid it?"

"You're not interesting anymore!"

"Oh, you are the interesting one, she is even more interesting!"

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The four people returned home in a mess.

Li Cang couldn't drive, but at least half of the people strongly urged him to drive. Li Laixi looked down on this kind of low-temperature oven that didn't sit on the engine. It didn't matter whether Suo Zhihui drove or not but she wanted to sit next to Li Cang. Qin Zhenzhen jumped up to Gaoer and came forward.

No one got what they wanted.

Li LaiSi forcefully sat up in the car seat with the momentum of the Iron Throne. She spread her hands and shook them: "Do you have any eyesight? Legs, legs come closer!" "

Li Cang looked at the roof of the car speechlessly. At this moment, his desire to practice driving was as strong as ever.

"That's right~" Li Laixi lifted Li Cang's legs proudly, and actually gestured to the camera at the intersection with her other hand, saying with a playful smile: "Good boy, I'll give you something to eat when I get home~"

"Does your fruit stay ripe? I said, you have deducted points!"

Li Lai Si patted her fruitful chest and held the flower branches trembling: "It's covered!"

When the four of them arrived home, Lao Wang was sitting on the sofa drinking "black" tea, and Aunt Kong was busy in the kitchen again, and the air was filled with the faint aroma of a medicinal soup.

Li Cang walked into the walk-in refrigerator and took out a pot of ice fruit made by Aunt Kong. "Wang, can you get down to business? Why did you Timi come back?"

"I just finished clearing the fucking bugs in the airspace around Sky Island!" Lao Wang said with a gloomy look on his face: "Red lips and white teeth know how a fucking dog barks, but you fell asleep as if you were dead, and my legs are all over him Mom is so crazy!"

"Which one? Oh, I see, no wonder the tea is so red today!"

"What the fuck??"

"We're back! We're all back!" Kong Jing said with a smile on her face and a kind-hearted Cathay Minan. Whenever there was such a happy reunion, Aunt Kong was often the happiest person, "Jin Yujing and Rao Qifang have to wait until they get off work. You guys go first?" Sit down, Zhen Zhen, this is for you, don’t sneak into the kitchen, you hear me! Xiao Zhong, call Xiao Xu at the door and ask him to pick up the others. Don’t forget Qing Yi and those little girls in school. Do you know?"

"Aunt Kong!"

"Hello Aunt Kong!"

Several people said hello one after another.

"Yeah, Aunt Kong is the best~" Qin Zhenzhen went up and posted for a while, "Wow! Sugar-coated nuts? Great!"

"Go, go, stop making trouble, girl, I smell like oil smoke and my clothes are ruined!"

"oh"

"Teacher Cang, how do you feel?" Tai Xiaoyi brought out another fruit plate and snacks and said hello to Li Cang. Seeing that he was in good condition, she nodded and went to call Big Lao Wang with relief: "Zhong, come here and kill him. Snakes and eels, I have my hands full!”

"Okay!"

When it was a rare occasion to go into the kitchen to cook some unfinished dishes, Lao Wang was very motivated. He put down the phone and got in following the smell.

"Why aren't the three little ones here?"

"Well, are there any extracurricular activities at school?"

"Pretend I didn't ask."

As soon as Li Cang heard the word "activity", he felt the cold hairs all over his body stand up one by one and pierced his heart, and he shuddered.

After about half an hour, Gu Mengxi, Zhao Xiaoshuang, Li Qingyi, Han Xiaoxiao, Yu Miao, Zhao Li, Bai Huazi and others were sent up the mountain by Xu Hongfeng.

Li Qingyi's eyes were bright: "Sister! Brother-in-law!"

"Little aunt."

Zhao Li held Yu Miao's arm and was startled by this title. She stared wide-eyed and thought that she was short-sighted. There are always some people and things in this world that are not understood.

Yu Miao was still so reserved. He only smiled when asked, and he was in a state of chaos. He had a pretty face and small teeth that actually made him look a little cute. And it was obvious that he really captured Sister Lili's heart.

Li Qingyi never mentioned her unsatisfactory old father and brother. It was impossible for her father to succeed and for her son to succeed, but she still had some hope for her daughter to succeed: "Brother-in-law, have you lost weight recently? Your face is so pale. Do you want to apply some makeup?" I have this skin cream and hand cream, they are very useful, try it, try it!”

Qin Zhenzhen ate the sugar-frosted nuts until her lips were covered with frost. She said, "Sister Leilei, why is she like this? Look at her insides, don't you care?"

Li Leisi didn't even bother to glance over: "No matter what, she's just like you!"

"What's the same? Do you all want to be called a loner?"

"No brainer!"

Suo Zhihui: "Pfft."

"Disgusting!"

Sure enough, before Li Qingyi could use the legendary soul-soothing technique of dual-wielding hand cream that no man could refuse, Li Cang pressed her face and forced her back to the sofa.

"Tsk! How's it going? Are you enjoying it?" Li Laixi raised her eyebrows at Zhi Hui: "Did you find a feeling of deja vu? The bright moon back then shone on us today!"

"Am I that clumsy?"

"Be more confident. Your rank is much higher. At least Teacher Cang didn't push your face in public and push you away, which is a very hurtful and humiliating rejection action!"

"That's okay then!"

"Extremely hurtful and extremely insulting?" Qin Zhenzhen clicked her lips and blinked: "Are you? Yes? Yes? Yes? But Teacher Cang seems to press me like this often! Should I ask him to cheer me up? Damage fee?”

"You? You don't count~"

Li Laixi pinched Qin Zhenzhen's face and stretched it to both sides, while Suo Zhihui took the opportunity to stuff several hazelnuts in, stuffing her baby-fat little face like a hamster.

Gu Mengxi and Zhao Xiaoshuang looked around for a long time but did not see the big old Wang who was hiding in the kitchen. He was a little discouraged, but soon Gu Mengxi and Bai Huazi began to study her new tattoo, and the little girl was proud of it. One bite will make you want to be fascinated.

Li Laisi collected a thick bag of unopened ones, winked at Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen, and decisively joined in the discussions that could be opened: "Here, the tiger comes down the mountain, give me Meng Xilai a tiger on his back. Go down the mountain, oooooooooo, how fierce and powerful, your roommates will never bully you, for sure!”

"Sister, she and I live in the same dormitory," Zhao Xiaoshuang said softly, "Well, the people in our dormitory are very kind and take special care of us."

"You don't often go back to the dormitory, right? Doesn't Meng Xi spend all day studying in the laboratory of the Academy of Sciences?" Li Leisi suddenly looked at Li Cang: "Hey, you two, why don't we go to the university to study for graduate school? Like, how interesting!”

Li Cang's face was solemn and solemn: "Based on the results before the disaster or the results after? It may be a little difficult for me to score."

"After that!"

"That's enough. I don't need to take the postgraduate entrance examination. I am not allowed to give me a third-level professorship?"

"That's enough. I'll sign up for your graduate studies and have a vigorous teacher-student relationship. What do you say?"

Not a human being anymore.