The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

A big drink lasted until dawn.

There are no guest rooms in the stilted building. It had been broken down into large rooms by Li Cang and Lao Wang, so that the big corpse brother was busy all night asking the henchmen to carry this and that one down from the insect nest, and placed them in various places on the bank of Jinping Lake. Ying Jing'er's tree house and the self-built small townhouse in the townhouse are comparable to the little lady hanging ham and bacon.

In the lair where alienated wild ginseng was grown, Li Cang asked, "Aren't you still drinking?"

"No, no." Qin Zhenzhen, who smelled of alcohol, laughed stupidly for a while, and said slowly: "Just now they were asking you to add another dish, so I said I would come to you. Well, we’re not going, darling.”

Seeing her staggering around, Li Cang stretched out his hand and pulled Miss Qiu, who was sleeping soundly, out of the homologous link channel. He then put Qin Zhenzhen up and put it away, and put the small basket woven with bamboo strips together. Placed on Miss Qiu's back, there were clusters of red fruits inside: "Try it, it's quite delicious."

"Ah~" Qin Zhenzhen was fed a large amount of it as a matter of course, and she was satisfied: "What is this, a little sour, a little sweet, delicious!"

"Mountain cherry, thorn rose, pickleberry, honeysuckle"

The so-called mountain cherries that Li Cang calls are just the local common name for currants, not a real academic name. These are the little gadgets of the president of Yanchuan Mountain. They will be especially sweet when there is autumn frost or the occasional severe heat or cool weather.

However, he was actually here to pick small mushrooms.

Ginseng does not grow with other ginseng besides its own subtypes, but it does not prevent the small and inconspicuous brown mushrooms in these underground mountains from growing in small quantities. Even if the temperature has dropped a bit recently, they are still there, and they will be more delicious. , use it to stew mushroom soup or stir-fry salty bacon, fresh meat, or stew squirrel. You won’t get tired of it no matter how you eat it.

"But I don't even know him." Qin Zhenzhen's delay was quite high, as if she was swaying across the ocean on a boat: "Are you looking for ginseng, and you want to stew a flying dragon?"

Li Cang lifted another basket: "Mushrooms! I'll make some soup for them later and stew some squirrels to warm their stomachs, shh~"

"I understand, you can't tell Sister Leilei, right?"

"Um!"

Qin Zhenzhen squinted her confused eyes and tried to see where the ginseng was: "Why can't I find it? There are a lot of them here. I want to drink ginseng chicken soup!"

"Stop!" Li Cang pressed Miss Qiu's big face: "Here~"

"Huh?" Qin Zhenzhen hugged Miss Qiu's dreadlocked mane and buried her head. Sure enough, she saw a small, inconspicuous green plant under Miss Qiu's five-flowered hooves that neither closed nor froze. The plant has only five leaves, no three flowers, and no small shiny fruits. "This is it. How big is it?"

Li Cang glanced at it: "At most, your little finger is thick. Since you discovered it, why don't you try to dig it out and don't step on the clumps next to it? The Acanthopanax root soup is very fresh and sweet."

"Eleutherococcus senticosus? How come you know them all?"

"In the past, I relied on mountaineering for a lot of time. Mountaineering was a common thing. These things are also available on several mountains around Yanchuan. The movements of those mountaineering people are not as fast as mine. If the weather is not bad, I can work for more than ten days a year. I'll live for several months."

"Oh" Qin Zhenzhen took a small wooden stick and poked and poked there unstablely. She was afraid of missing a ginseng beard in her mind, but she always hit it accurately with her movements, "Ah, what's going on with my ginseng..."

Ms. Qiu was immediately worried. She scratched her head and ears for a while, and dug the dirt bag next to her into a big deep hole in minutes. It seemed that she was trying to teach her some simple survival skills.

Li Cang looked amused: "It's fun to dig it up as you like. There are a lot of these ginseng cubs under the hillside. Some of them are barely at the zero stage of alienation, and some are not even at the zero stage. They are not so precious!"

"But I just want a complete tree." Qin Zhenzhen was very angry and anxious. She continued to poke and poke, and then it froze. She was about to cry without tears: "Ah this, this this, this, why is it like this?" It’s long, it’s broken, it’s broken!”

When I went into the mountains with Li Cang, I couldn't find anything but the original and genuine alienated wild ginseng. Qin Zhenzhen was fed all kinds of fresh and wild food along the way. She didn't pick many mushrooms with the magician, and she already felt fat. It's three pounds.

"Let's go!" Li Cang glanced at the mushrooms and stepped on Miss Qiu's back, "This much is almost enough. It's strange. I saw a lot of them when I came here last time, but I couldn't find them when I came here specifically."

Qin Zhenzhen giggled and nestled into Li Cang's arms, muttering: "Sure enough, only instructor Rao is here to get this kind of treatment."

"Then I don't see you eating less when I make food?"

"I don't! I don't even have anything to eat! Nothing!"

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When Li Cang went up, he took a look outside the door and then went to the open kitchen in the semi-basement. The smell of alcohol was soaring in the stilted building. They might not be able to finish the soup he had stewed, but Suo Zhihui actually For being able to persist until now, I really underestimate her.

He placed the sleepy Qin Zhenzhen on the recliner, covered him with the animal skin blanket, and patted the big crocodile Loki on the head. The fire in the fire pit ignited, and the flames gently licked the few crocodiles hanging on the tripod. The pot, facing the sunshine and flying snow outside, looks very peaceful.

At this time, Tai Xiaoyi, who had drunk Lao Wang and put him off, walked down as if nothing happened: "Well, are you making soup? I'll do it. I just saw you taking a look outside and then leaving."

"Don't dare to go in. The smell of wine is too strong. Go in vertically and come out horizontally." Li Cang said with a smile: "No, I'll do it. I'll just fry it and simmer it. I don't have anything else to do, so I can help you cook it." I’ll give you some ginger syrup.”

The drinking capacity of Kong Jingqiao and her daughter is likely to be limited by their physical constitution and individual strength. To bring their physical fitness to the same level, it is estimated that it would be like eating and drinking to overthrow their own mother and Da Leizi - the premise is that Rao Qifang does not cheat.

"It's rare~" Tai Xiaoyi helped Qin Zhenzhen straighten the blanket: "Well, these mushrooms are good. Did you pick them just now? Did you steal my ham this time?"

Li Cang held the tails of eight squirrels in one hand: "No, the victims are left here!"

"Hiss" Tai Xiaoyi felt guilty due to some conditioned reflex, and glanced in the direction of the upstairs: "Is this all peeled off? Li Cang, you can do it, you are so fast!"

Li Cang's tone was full of ridicule: "Well, after all, some people can't recognize it without hair. What if we don't hurry up?"

"Goose goose, okay, this squirrel is so fat!"

"But no, the fruit that Liu Zhen raised is not as fat as them. Do you know how arrogant they are now? It doesn't matter if they are not afraid of people. They are not even afraid of Miss Qiu. They even walk into people's faces. If they don't treat them, they will Dare to go to heaven!"

"Speaking of squirrels, I think we should pick some nuts and fry them to eat." Tai Xiaoyi said: "What flavor do you all like to eat? Salt? Cream?"

"We seem to only have pine nuts." Li Cang scratched his head, "I saw a Parana pine in No. 13667 a long time ago. I don't know if it is still alive now. That pine cone is so big!"

"Is there still something like that on the island?"

"These are all good things collected and collected by worker bees in the past. I have begun to miss the days when the queen bee was still there, the master of the nest, haha."

Tai Xiaoyi nodded solemnly: "It should be possible to re-extract it. I'll talk to Zhong about it later. If this continues, I feel that our quality of life and food standards may drop very quickly."

Li Cang gave Tai Xiaoyi a thumbs up: "Well, they are calling you from above. Come over quickly. They will be anxious soon~"

"Then I'm just going to wait and see what's ready to eat?"

"Qinghao'er!"

The soup and sugar water had been simmering for four or five hours, during which time Qin Zhenzhen had already woken up. Regardless of the protest of the recliner, she just put the cricket pupa on Li Cang's body and sat there for a long time, like a malt twist candy.

Li Cang was holding two pots of soup, and Qin Zhenzhen was holding a pot of sugar water. When they pushed the door and entered the stilted building, they were overwhelmed by the aroma of vegetables and pickled cosmetics, the heat, and the fumigation of alcohol. Your Majesty the Magician's spine was directly shattered, and he staggered before regaining consciousness.

Then

They were actually smoking cigars, very boss-like.

Li Cang was simply stunned. Jin Yujing had the habit of tasting cigars. It was not surprising that Li Laisi was playing cigars, but Miss Kong Auntie, Suo Zhihui and the others were definitely drunk and had already begun to let themselves go. .

The cigar that Rao Qifang held upright with her thumb and forefinger felt like it had been out for a long time and had not been smoked at all. When she saw Li Cang bringing something in, her eyes lit up and she threw the cigar away: "Smash it! Smash it!" Mom is here!"

Li Cang couldn't help but laugh: "Yeah, the first bowl is yours!"

Suo Zhihui's face flushed slightly, she put down her cigar silently, and then pinched Li Laisi in a covert manner.

"Hey, hypocrisy, even the smell of cigar can't stop the aroma of your tea!" Li Laisi held a cigar in her mouth and ran towards Li Cang with a bowl of duangduangduang. She opened three lids in a row and sipped on the mushroom soup and ginger syrup. Repeatedly jumping back and forth: "Can we do it together?"

"heresy!"

"You damn girl, what are you going to do? How dare you?"

"Quick, quick, quick!" Li Laixi put the cigar into Li Cang's mouth: "Hurry up and fill it up. That woman is crazy. She only wants good things. She wants the first bowl and is waiting for someone to feed it to her mouth. Ah, you don’t understand that the food is stolen?”

"Help, give me a whole mouthful, help." Lao Wang was already erect, and Li Cang didn't even see where this guy came out, "Hey, how much sugar did you put in?"

"Yes, if you drink more, it will be particularly effective against Gong Han!"

"Fuck you, uncle." Lao Wang grinned and said, "Damn, there are so many masters out there. They are so good at hiding them all. I am so naive that I thought I could compete with them. Uh, I probably drank too much. , it actually gives the illusion that this stuff tastes good!”

"Twenty years of skill, let me know. Can my skills be used for errands?"

"Then why don't you drink?"

"I am a pure man!"

After the cold in the palace, Lao Wang still feels very warm: "You are so stupid, you are not a dog, are you?"

"Give me the sugar water!"

"Should I spit on you or poop on you?"

Li Cang directly showed the big wand and gestured at the angle: "No need to bother, I can scoop it myself."

"Hold the grass!"

Lao Wang jumped three feet high. He was more than half drunk on the spot, and it was just a matter of disemboweling him. However, he couldn't control his conditioned reflex after being squeezed alive by Li Cang.

A round of egg soup is the perfect finish.

The stilted building was directly occupied by the three giants, Rao Qifang, Jin Yujing, Kong Jingqiao, and the younger generation had to go to the insect nest to live in a side room. Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen soon began to snore cutely, leaving a few threesomes behind. Gouzi took care of them, but Li Cang himself was dragged into the dark forest by Li Laixi, who rolled up her arms and sleeves with evil intentions.

"Wipe! What do you want to do?"

"Um!"

Li Cang's nose was so angry that he couldn't laugh or cry: "You are somewhat human! Why are you so drunk?"

"Never mind it." As soon as this girl got her hands on Li Cang's waistband, she was more urgent than urinating. "GKD! Don't toast me and you will be fined if you don't eat. The scene of forcing me to play hard with you is not a good look." I'll tell you!"

"You Timi are just playing hard!"

"Nice pun!"

Finally, after all the hard work, Li Laixi reluctantly changed to a deserted lair and succeeded: "I told you early in the morning that we, sisters, are the only ones with this upright, smooth, round, and round look, so why don't we bring it with us?" Isn’t it a pity to go dancing wildly in a small forest? Well, isn’t it more respectable, more energetic, and more proud?”

"Can you spend the whole day thinking about some postures that serious people should think about?"

"Hypocrisy, how can you tell what is serious or not after all the postures? Just tell me which time you brought the magician to have those perverted ideas that didn't work out for you!"

"If you don't sleep in a house, you have to do these sneaky things like dogs."

"Are you talking about posture or artistic conception?"

"6!"

Her arms couldn't hold her thighs. Sometimes this girl is unreasonable. However, the thing she had been thinking about for so long was solved with a drink. She didn't even bring half a golden melon seed to the magician. She was just having sex for nothing. This made Li Cang very suffocated and lost blood.

night.

Qin Zhenzhen wrinkled her little nose: "Hey, it smells so bad, you didn't even wash it off!"

Li Cang shook his clothes: "Is there any??"

Li Laisi nonchalantly arranged Qin Zhenzhen's newly-woke hairstyle into a shape that she had slept with again: "Oh, how often do you roll to the side and die and start snoring? What a bastard! Watch your face!"

Qin Zhenzhen looked at each other for a while, then selectively retorted: "I don't snore!"

"Here~" Suo Zhihui handed the two of them fruit tea with ice, and said quietly: "Am I a very annoying person? You don't call me such a good thing?"

Li Cang choked decisively.

Qin Zhenzhen: "They are all so perverted!"

"Simple and clear self-analysis!"

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Li Cang threw away his clothes, threw himself directly into Jinping Lake, and dived to the crystal wall of the insect nest on the other side before emerging, where the big fork was soaking in the sunset.

Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen looked at each other——

"You go get your bathing suit!"

"you go!"

"Old rules?"

"Okay, best of three, rock, paper, scissors!"