The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Chapter 2146 Lao Wang: "Lalalalalalalalalal~"

When Li Cang asked the bastard to drag Lao Wang back to the stilted building, the guy was lying on the ground groping around and still pressing Lai Lai: "Believe me, you believe me, this is definitely not a good sign, Big Lao Li The bumper car mode is coming again! ”

Li Cang sneered: "Come on! Get out for me! Keep company with the insect nest!"

"Hold the grass??"

The Big Lao Wang was not carried out alive to sacrifice to heaven, but his words made everyone humbly hang out for several days.

Peace, calm peace.

The bugs are still there, but apart from some small and large geological fragments, the sky island has indeed not hit anything. This directly led to the false prophet comrade being sent to the torture rack. Well, to put it simply, the ultimate procedure is Ah Lu Bawan uses mosquitoes to reduce the swelling of the egg. This is probably a traditional performance performed by Li Cang and Da Laowang during their primary and secondary school days. It is very nostalgic and cruel.

"Dad! My dad! Mom! My mom!"

"My dear grandson, I know I was wrong. I really know it."

"Put me down, please, please, these damn bugs are going to give birth in my belly button! Let me down. You don't need to do anything. I can sew my mouth shut myself, okay?"

Shirtless and wearing beautiful flowery pants, Lao Wang's wailing was so harsh to the ears. The main reason was that this guy had been talking too closely recently, and the flags he planted were thicker than the grass on his grave. A series of flag offensives really made these few people on the island. It's unbearable to be a nagging guy who likes to engage in metaphysics. He doesn't even know what restraint is until he gets a few sweet words.

"It's so ugly. It's even uglier when you cry and urinate." Li Lai Lai was so disgusted that she pinched her chin and thought about it: "No, no need to sew, just do what you are good at, that's it, that's it, little girl. Miss, you cook some delicious dishes, and I’ll boil the wine!”

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"La la la la la la la la~"

"One wrong step and a lifetime of mistakes~"

"Go to the sea and dance for a living~"

Don't tell me, don't tell me, the gorgeous old man really smells like a young model working in a club. The horseworms outside are not as smelly as him. He flicks his sleeves and twists his bucket. , with a voice in his throat, his energy was worthy of the man who dared to do this when he was reviewing on the rostrum.

It is famous in Yanchuan and spreads to the East China Sea.

Don't ask, don't ask how someone like Big Lao Wang, who pooped on the dean's bald head and sat on the dean's ex-wife's face. Emmm, why would he go on stage to self-examine and still graduate alive? That's all up to you. Does the school want to renovate or purchase some equipment this year?

"For the persecution of life~"

"Every tear fell down my stomach~"

"Is this life?

"Destined to live in the dust all my life~"

"Yes, yes, that's it, it's authentic, I haven't seen it in years!" Li Laixi grabbed a few golden melon seeds and scolded Fang Qiu: "Reward, watch and reward!"

Duan Li leaned forward and backward, Huo Wen was still too conservative. This kind of scene was not visible at all. Just looking at it made her feel like she was going to evaporate or melt. What kind of social terrorist was this? Did he live just to punish this person? The world?

Li Cang sipped melon seeds: "Da Leizi, if you go back to the base to play, can you give Huo Wen and Dali Zi a gift?"

"Don't go!"

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"If you don't go back, you won't go back. The base is full of bugs, and you can't clear the streets. The power grid can't supply electricity right now, and you can't go to any bar or Internet cafe. Will I go back and look at Rao Qifang dryly? I'm so embarrassed in front of you?"

"That's just right. I asked Grandma Wonton Che to meet her in Mingxi Town -"

"Walk!"

After delaying for several days, Duan Li and Huo Wen went straight to the Academy of Sciences as soon as they came out of the homologous passage. The base was equipped with various deworming techniques of physics and chemistry, as well as the National Defense Formation, and it was still like a sky-blocking place. It looks like this thing is just a bug. It can't use the National Defense Formation and the force field generator at full power. What will it do? I really can't afford to disgrace that person.

Gou Kun, wearing a floating force field insect blocker, ran rampant over the base. After sending the two of them to the Academy of Sciences, he swung his butt and rushed towards Mingxi Town. On the way, Lao Wang said that he was going to his archery gym to clean up. As for the feet, Li Cang was annoyed, so he took them away and washed one for free.

Along the way, the operation of the 3/7 base is basically normal. Occasionally, we can see a lot of people enjoying themselves in human suffering and selling them for frying, frying, frying and stewing bugs. The urine of the socialist giant baby is evident. The sky will not fall. .

Li Leisi bought a portion of mutton stewed with bean curd and fried golden cicadas, and carried a few barrels of fresh beer: "If you want to go back to your mother's house in the evening, did you hear that I live in Mingxi Town? What do you remember?" After you finish cooking the rice, you can stew some mushrooms, chicken soup, mixed vegetables, and a big pot of meat for us to handle!"

Li Cang said dumbfounded: "Why, Gotham is not home?"

"Hey~" Li Laisi was too lazy to pay attention to him, and ate the crispy golden cicada like melon seeds one after another: "Rao Qifang doesn't like me now. She is petty. If she doesn't hold grudges, she won't be clear-minded. Time will still be saved." Be a loving mother and a filial piety to you two, I can’t afford to interfere!”

Just as he was talking, Gou Kun rushed to the luminous force field that suddenly appeared on the first floor. Suddenly, the sound of machine scrapping came from the depths of the insect miasma from all directions, and the force field barrier turned into trivial light.

A group of property security guards from Mingxi Town rushed out screaming at the bugs. When they saw Gou Kun and Li Cang, they didn't care about anything else and said quickly: "Welcome home, ah, can you help me first?" Are you busy and want our property management company to repair the force field generator first?”

Li Cang scratched his head awkwardly: "Okay, okay, I'll pay for this. I was so busy chatting that I didn't pay attention."

Gou Kun used all his strength to open the floating force field. Anyway, the bugs were not powerful mutant units, and they could be blocked with a little strength. After about ten minutes, the six damaged force field generators re-supported the spherical barrier. Property manager Wang wiped the cold sweat from his head and repeated: "Dear Teacher Cang, welcome home!"

Li Cang asked his lackey to deliver an alloy box full of insect nest specialties, and he fled: "Well, treat everyone to meat tonight, musk oxen and moose, and a few mutant antelopes, all processed!"

The blond and blue-eyed manager Wang opened the box and saw that it was not only about treating everyone to meat, but also that this pile of work points cards could buy several new force field generators, and he could also give a big red envelope to all property staff.

"Teacher Cang is so polite!"

"That's right, those force field generators are already outdated, and they will be replaced later!"

"What about these things?"

Finally, Manager Wang, who has a lot of authority far beyond his superiors, made the final decision: "Since Teacher Cang has said he will treat us, then, at the dinner party tonight, everyone will get a big red envelope!"

"Long live~"

"Wuhu~"