The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"Bring me a steamed bun," Li Cang downed half a bowl of hot soup and said earnestly, "Don't do this kind of thing related to probability, or you will really kill yourself, don't you hear me!"

Lao Wang choked.

After living for more than twenty years, Lao Wang has done some psychological construction on what kind of bird he is.

If we say that normal people's luck is divided into three types: good, neither good nor bad, and bad.

Then when it comes to his turn, there are basically only two choices left: either very good or very bad.

"Thank you," Li Cang reached out to take the steamed bun, "In fact, you'd better not say a word from now on. If you want to break the curse of derailment sanctions, you will be rear-ended. You know, this is very important to me - "

Li Cang looked at the three people on the table, and then at the steamed bun in his hand.

Great, all four of us are here.

So the question is, who brought me the steamed buns?

When he turned around, he saw Brother Zhi's big face that was both ferocious and somewhat flattering.

"Good guy!" Li Cang suddenly became energetic, "When did it learn the word steamed buns!"

Brother Da Shi's operation of turning over horsemeat on the Contract Islands gave Li Cang a big surprise, and this time it was obviously even more unusual.

I opened the panel and glanced at it, and found that it had not entered the third stage of alienation, and the measurement attributes had not been significantly improved.

"Have you reached the threshold of the third stage?" Li Cang guessed, "There is almost no change in appearance, so this upgrade is just an increase in IQ?"

"Isn't that just what you want?" Lao Wang looked up and down at Big Corpse Brother, "Speaking of which, it and Corpse Girl will finally get their brains back completely. It feels a bit creepy."

Rarely, Li Cang made a small start for the servants of fate.

The bloodline fragments, alienated bone fragments, and fate coin matrix decomposed by the mill are enough for the second-level long hair, and it can be made with all your strength.

In front of the corpse brother, corpse sister, Miss Qiu and the electric mouse, there are all kinds of strange-shaped mixtures of bloodline fragments and fate coin matrix that exude strange smells -

No matter how you look at it, the scene has nothing to do with eating, but more like heaping manure.

"This is too much for dinner." Lao Wang retched twice, "Are you sure you want to keep staring like this? We seem to have just finished breakfast!"

"I've seen more appetizing ones," Li Cang said calmly, "You know it if you live in the ICU. People who can enter that place are generally not as complete as they appear on the outside. It can also be said that they are more complete than they seem. Can’t get into the ICU.”

Lao Wang's eyes wandered back and forth between the pile of mixture and Li Cang, "Is there really anyone whose abdominal cavity is worse than these things?"

"It's not the abdominal cavity, it's the chest cavity."

"." Lao Wang was silent for a long time, "Teacher Cang, does the ICU you live in also double as the operating room?!"

The servants of destiny went from eating to eating to gasping for breath, almost every one of them ate a mixture equivalent to their body size.

Miss Qiu's belly was almost as round as a rubber ball, and she felt like she might explode on the spot at any time.

Li Laisi pulled Li Cang's arm and kept thinking.

"Is it okay? Is it okay? Will it be okay?"

Li Cang stared at the properties panel.

"It's rising, it's starting to rise."

The various attributes of several servants of fate showed significant growth. Within two seconds, Brother Corpse's strength value jumped from 14.7 to 16.2, but it was not the most obvious. Miss Qiu's strength value even directly reached 19.

"Ah," Lao Wang opened his mouth wide, "Why did you suddenly stop moving?"

Li Cang had an ominous premonition. Wouldn't it be possible to upgrade the servants of destiny by relying on experience bars?

In the end, Big Corpse Brother's three-dimensional attributes grew by one-third without any change in appearance. If you want more, you won't give him face, but you won't give him face.

However, even the three corpse girls can clearly see that the bone spurs have become hard and sharp, and the bone armor has become thicker.

Li Leisi rushed towards Miss Qiu with her teeth and claws bared, making her beloved scream and feel extremely distressed.

"I told you not to mess around, not to mess around," Li Laixi complained, "I wish it were that simple! Look at Miss Qiu, what's wrong with it? It seems to be very uncomfortable."

Li Cang glanced at the panel and sighed.

"I can't die, it's just indigestion!"

The successful but not completely successful feeding incident made Li Cang's heart bleed.

That's half a ton of alienated blood, alienated bones and fate coin matrix!

You must know that Li Cang was only careful to use this thing in piecework, and he lost half a ton in just one go! !

After two days of depression, Li Cang finally recovered from the bleeding from his mouth.

"The temperature is now -35.6°C. It seems that we will be able to rush out of the cold zone soon!"

Lao Wang rode a huge moose and wandered around the island boredly. He himself insisted that this could bring inspiration - so the air-made buffalo machine in his mind entered a bottleneck period before it even started.

Li Cang rubbed his temples.

Sure enough, I, Timi, shouldn't believe this guy at all.

"It's going to happen, it's going to happen, it's going to happen, it's going to happen!"

Li Laisi blew by like a ball of wind, and Lao Wang, who was still thinking on the moose one second, disappeared directly the next second.

Holding two big men in hand, she rushed all the way to the stilt building. The livestock shed was cramped and narrow, and most of it collapsed, completely sealed under the fragment of the Black Mist Island.

I saw Tai Xiaoyi dressed in wool and weeds, already holding a wet lamb in her arms, and the grain reserve standing on the beam, clucking arrogantly.

"Holy shit! It's happening!"

"Boy or girl, ugh, male or female?"

Half of the barn and the few sheep of different sizes were destroyed in a wave of attacks on the Black Mist Island. After coming down from the Contract Islands, Lao Wang drank mutton soup for two consecutive days and thought about it. He almost started to pray for a cross-species love, trying to create some sheep, moose, alpaca, sheep, cattle, etc. with elk, moose, and bison.

However, no one expected that this big ewe, who no one could see was pregnant, suddenly had symptoms of premature birth-

Uh.

Actually, no one understands this.

It's just that when some strange things started to flow out of the sheep's buttocks, Lao Wang, who thought it was some kind of infection or ulcer but couldn't find the cause, was desperate and spent a huge amount of money to give it a full-body X-ray!

After the photo was taken, Wang looked doubtful: "Teacher Cang, the little coin took the money from my four sheep"

"Why are you so serious," Li Cang replied, "I thought the child was not yours!"

So, the non-professional delivery team went online.

The young lady who is theoretically the most experienced is fully responsible for everything, striving to ensure that the newborn baby survives 100%. This is the first new life born after the four people entered the Sky Island, which is of epoch-making significance!

And, except for eggs.

Lao Wang emphasized: "It is also related to the great cause of sustainable mutton soup!"

No matter what, it's serious anyway.

"Midwife Wang, please correct your attitude!" Li Lasi handed the lamb to him, "Take off the afterbirth and wrap it up."

Wang, whose hands were sticky and wet, was stunned on the spot and shouted: "Fuck, why is it so soft? Don't newborn lambs have bones? It's too scary. No, no, I don't know how to hold it. What should I do? Teacher Cang, help me! Fuck, help me!"

"Don't make noise! ​​Midwife Li, wipe the sweat off the young lady!"

"Here I come!"

Xiaoyi, the theoretical nurse who only served her sister-in-law during the confinement period, had never experienced the big battle of delivering triplets. She was in a hurry and dizzy, and sweat was pouring down her body. She couldn't wipe it off.

When she pulled and dragged the second lamb out, the blood on her face was almost gone.

"Something's wrong, this lamb is not right!" Tai Xiaoyi panted, "It seems to be not breathing!"

Li Cang and Li Leisi tore the afterbirth apart.

"It's really dead."

"What should we do? Can this thing be artificially respirated?"

"Ah, I don't know either."

"Let's try it out!"

Li Cang couldn't care less and held his breath, "Puff~"

"Oh, you should be gentler, I'm almost blowing you into a balloon!"

After blowing seven or eight times, Li Cang shook his head and looked at the big ewe with a sad expression.

"My condolences"

"Don't affect the mood of pregnant women!" Li Leisi complained.

"Cover it up!" Tai Xiaoyi took out a piece of white cloth with tears in her eyes.

"I'll find a place to bury it later?"

Old Wang finally wrapped the first lamb and was very anxious when he heard it.

"Don't worry, don't worry, steam the lamb--"

Bang!

A duck hit Lao Wang in the face, and the rest of the words were held back.

Li Cang covered the lamb with a white cloth and held it up with his hand.

Gurgle~

With this movement, the lamb spit out a translucent sticky liquid and a small piece of afterbirth from its mouth, and gasped.

"Damn, it's not dead!"

"Really?"

"Wow~"

Master Wang was speechless for a long time, and said to the lamb in his arms: "Life is full of ups and downs."

20 minutes later, the third lamb was born.

The ewes don't show their bellies, so the lambs are naturally not that big.

The three lambs may not weigh 7 pounds in total. The first two are a little heavier and stronger, and the last one is as thin as a chick.

After waiting for a long time until the wet lamb is dry, when I want to put it back to feed it, I found that the big ewe has no milk!

"Ah, what should we do?"

"There's milk powder downstairs, Lao Wang, go to the Maozi supermarket and get a can of baby milk powder."

"Oh oh."

"Uh, why doesn't it eat?"

"Warm water, are you going to murder me? Use cold water to mix the milk powder!"

Another 25 minutes later, the three lambs finally had milk.

"Such a small one, not even half the size of the first and second lambs."

"It's hard for the third lamb to survive."

"Indeed, my grandfather threw away lambs that couldn't suck milk by themselves."

"Then use a soft bottle and squeeze it a little bit!"

Afterwards.

The four soulless bodies collapsed on a pile of dry grass in the pen for warmth, as if they had just been abused.

"Damn it." Li Cang said weakly, "I would rather kill 10,000 heavily armored zombies than have to deliver a baby again."

Tai Xiaoyi looked like she had just been pulled out of the water, "I'm alive, but I seem to be dying"

"For the mutton soup!" Lao Wang shouted, "Teacher Cang, how many months is the gestation period of a sheep? Was this sheep pregnant before it came to the island or was it the foal of the big sheep in the pen whose bodies were not yet completely cooled?"

"."

It's not completely cooled, the mutton soup is still warming on the stove.

Afterwards, the four people lined up to take a bath.

It is not without its benefits to say that the ambient temperature is low. At least water is being wasted these days. There is no telling how much snow has accumulated in a few snowstorms. After melting into water, it only needs to be purified a little before it can be drunk. It is simply perfect.

Li Cang came out of the bathroom, and the smell of mutton in his nose finally disappeared.

"Let's reduce the silage by half these days. Give them more beans and bone meal to nourish them well."

"The ewe looks fat, why doesn't she have milk?"

"Hey, I remembered that, Lao Wang, you are such a professional, don't you know some daily lactation techniques~"

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"Obviously, for the poor lambs, the necessary sacrifice is worth it."

"???"

"How about we vote!"

"???"

One vote against, one abstention, and two votes in favor.

"Then, objection is invalid. The organization has decided to give you this difficult task," Li Cang said seriously, "Comrade Wang, work hard. This is a rare and legal training opportunity. You must know how to cherish it! Don't live up to the trust of the organization! Don't try to do something impolite!"

Master Wang imagined the scene for a while: the moon was dark and the wind was high. Amid the screams of bleating, a pair of rough hands

"Hiss! Can you be more perverted?"

"Goose, goose, goose" a certain abstaining contestant was laughing so hard.

"Three new lives have been obtained. I think we have reason to celebrate!"

"Yeah, I agree."

So, how to celebrate?

Roast lamb chops and beer

And the crosstalk played on TV.

"Awesome!" Li Cang looked mysterious, "By the way, you have Mr. Guo's crosstalk in those treasured plates that you never leave. What does that mean? Brother, you are more or less anti-human."

Tai Xiaoyi was at a loss, and Li Lace understood immediately.

Lao Wang's lamb chops all slipped out of his mouth.

"Fuck! Teacher Cang, can't you be a human being?"

"No, don't sweat it," Li Cang said, "We are just reviewing it slightly, reasonably!"

"Is Teacher Guo's use the same as other teachers? Or is Teacher Guo's status in your heart as high as other teachers?"

Lao Wang's blood was directly held in his chest, and he couldn't say it or not.

Is this really a question that anyone can ask?

Is this really a question that anyone can answer?

"Go, go, go," Tai Xiaoyi laughed non-stop at Teacher Guo's jokes, and asked in confusion, "Are there other teachers? Does Teacher Qin have it? I like Qin Xiaoxian so much."

After that, she was about to take out the precious USB flash drives in Lao Wang's pocket.

"Stop!" Lao Wang's cold sweat covered his entire face, "No more, no more, really no more."

"Oh"

Although the remaining more than 500 teachers are also equipped with supporting roles, they are usually not suitable for appearing in public.

A couple of days ago, an old lady from my family passed away. She was also very young, only in her 50s.

I haven’t written anything these days. I’ve actually used the drafts I had prepared for more, because I’m a bit depressed.

I mentioned it in my old book two years ago. I attended 8 funerals in 3 years. Then in the next two years, I attended 6 funerals at the age of 20-21.

I’m really not old enough to experience this kind of thing frequently. I’m just a 90s kid.

Huh.

People are really fragile, and the living may be even more fragile.