The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Sitting all night, Li Cang's mentality still exploded.

Since my debut, I have never lost anything in my work!

This is the first time in history that Timi has been beaten like a sandbag. With each axe, Timi was almost chopped into dumpling stuffing. The most outrageous thing is that the old guy patted his butt and praised a good job after he was satisfied, and threw down a dollar and died happily.

One dollar!

Okay, in fact, there are more outrageous things. After the 10 day boats recalled the two empty islands, the little coin boy performed an autopsy on Boss Hu——

The earth-shaking power did not belong to Boss Hu himself, but came from the pyramid-like robbery and robbery team under his command.

Therefore, in essence, Boss Hu is still an ordinary person, without any value, and uglier than an ugly zombie.

I can't understand it.

I can't accept it.

My sister can't stand it!

Split!

"I can't stand this humiliation." He clapped his hands and stood up, "It's simply a shame in life!"

The eyes of the whole room were all focused on Li Cang.

The young teacher Tony behind him was full of doubts, fear, despair, and grievances. There was a big kaleidoscope in his small eyes. In short, it was very complicated.

"Dear guest," Tony's tone was as straightforward as if he had accepted his fate, and the razor in his hand was shaking wildly, "Why don't you just shave it off, this hair is hopeless."

Li Cang was stunned.

Looking back.

He lowered his head.

"The strand of hair on the ground?"

"Yes, it's yours."

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Li Lace and Lao Wang laughed so hard that they slid off the chair, climbed up tremblingly, and slid down again.

Li Cang snatched the razor from Tony's hand, looked at the mirror with a ferocious face, and shaved Lao Wang a bald spot with one hand.

"If you are rich, bark at each other."

Lao Wang was so stupid.

"I%￥#@"

A haircut always makes people feel relaxed.

Especially a not-so-tidied buzz cut and a bald head, which are very clean and refreshing.

"Young girl, you are so fierce," Lao Wang touched the shiny bald head, "So why can you still have a buzz cut, but I am bald?"

"Tony teacher reacts faster, but I'm ruthless and fast."

"Fuck!"

Lao Wang kept mumbling all the way, saying that he would pray for a haircut when he returned to the island.

Men say haircuts, women can only be called hair. It only takes more than ten minutes and half an hour to cut hair.

Li Lace now has a head of hair with the ends dyed burgundy, and each strand is as thin as a knitting needle. She has an amazing amount of hair. God knows how many strands there are. In short, the stylist and four or five female assistants worked for more than three hours, and their hands were cramped at the end.

"Here, here, let's go to another island," the short and fat elder smiled at Lao Wang slyly, "It's already been arranged!"

There is nothing in the world that a barbecue can't solve. If there is, it is recommended to order two more bottles of Big Green Stick like Li Cang. If the problem cannot be solved, then the person who caused the problem can be solved.

Comrade Two Cups Down drank two bottles for the first time and still didn't fall down——

"Wine makes sorrow worse!"

"The world is not worth it!"

"Hiccup~ This chicken lantern is grilled well~"

It is said that the quality of wine is the quality of people, but no one is willing to pay attention to a drunkard.

This barbecue food stall is opened on an independent empty island. The island is very small and belongs to the boss. There is only one store on the entire island.

The signature grilled food is chicken lantern, deer penis and rabbit kidney, which are dry, fragrant and spicy. The skewers are not short of wine but the whole box is served.

Under Lao Wang's strong request, Li Cang and his empty island stopped at the edge of the island bordering this island, and the table was moved to the edge of his own island.

In the distance, floating islands with stars and lights were hanging in the sky. Tai Xiaoyi sat leaning against Lao Wang, looking at the noisy diners on the island, smelling the hot cumin and chili smell from the charcoal fire, and was so moved that she wanted to give him her heart.

In a sense, Lao Wang was really good.

Little did he know.

"Come on, come on, let's continue the stall!" The short and fat elder said with his arm around his shoulder, "When you meet a bosom friend, you can't drink enough. Next time, next time, you promised to tell us about the dangers on the track, you can't break your promise!"

Then, the fat elder's expression became a little embarrassed.

"Oh, Brother Zhong, your island is too big. We can't get into such a big island where we want to go. How about we take a night boat to go there?"

"Forget it, my little lady can't leave the island."

It was hard to refuse the kindness after a lot of back and forth.

Tai Xiaoyi didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at all, and just felt that she couldn't delay the man's business.

"You guys go ahead," she whispered to Lao Wang, "Zhong, drinking is drinking, but you still have to be careful, after all, people's hearts are separated by their stomachs."

Isn't it true that people's hearts are separated by their stomachs, Li Lace rolled her eyes and complained.

Leopard owes Miss, this fat guy and another fat guy said that they found a group of young sisters with very good skills to play in the canyon. I tried, but I couldn't refuse at all.

So, a group of people hurriedly got a drunk guy on a night boat, and ran away with him howling "After being drunk, I don't know the sky is in the water, the bed is full of sweet dreams, the stars are pressing, bed~"

For several days, Lao Wang transformed into the King of Happiness, living a life of drunkenness and dreaming, happy and carefree. It can be described as a gentle land of heroes, and he would be buried here even if he died; Li Lace's side was even more exaggerated. The young ladies who accompanied her in playing games had changed dozens of times. This woman had a firm belief and had developed to the point where she relied on suicide every day to apologize and recover.

Very good, whether human or ghost, they are all showing off

These two stupid things let themselves go like they were possessed, which made Li Cang feel a sense of foreboding.

He didn't understand the end of the world, but he understood Lao Wang!

The inexplicable luck of the dog

"Emmmm," Li Cang thought for a while and whispered, "If nothing unexpected happens, the accident will come soon."

There are a total of 7,000 to 8,000 people, and the entertainment industry is a hundred times more developed than the base. These two guys want all the postures here, which does not count the stationing time and there is no derailment sanction. It turns out that you have taken all the good things?

Something is wrong!

This is definitely going to happen!

The sudden premonition is very strange, but sometimes it really works.

"Hey, hey, hey, let's finish this game, please, just one game, I, Li Laise, respect my opponents and never abandon my teammates, let go, try to touch me——"

"Don't worry, Teacher Cang, I can't let them talk, I will say what I should say, and I will never say what I shouldn't say even if I die!

"Just one night, stay another night, okay? I still have a set of cupping, detoxification, essential oil health care, and kidney care that I haven't done yet. I have made an appointment and paid for it."

"Well, fish therapy, or let's take a bath and rub the mud. I heard there are hot springs on that big island. What kind of world is it now? Hot springs, hey, how rare are they, just think about it!"

"Huh?" Li Cang gave up thinking, "Hot springs? Scrubbing the bath?"

No northerner can resist the temptation of scrubbing the bath!

No!