The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

After a meal is a suitable time to supplement knowledge points, but Lao Wang insists that it is on the toilet - he claims that he came up with many sneaky and inspirational inventions while squatting on the toilet and burping, such as the sweeping robot with a huge name, such as ± 5cm high-precision machine tool.

The book Lao Wang read was called "Friends of Dual-Use Talents". Yes, he finally got this thing.

Li Cang: "Houheixue"

Li LeiSi: "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (graphic version)"

Tai Xiaoyi: "Madame Bovary"

The evening sea breeze is blowing, and the world is peaceful. Isn't this more interesting than playing games with an Internet-addicted girl?

Li Laisi slowly flipped through the book, stroking her temples from time to time.

"I see fire inside the mountain"

I'm just a simple little fairy. It's reasonable for me to talk to myself after reading a book~

"I see fire" is the ending song of the movie of this book, sung by Ed Sheeran. It is the same as "The night is young The music's loud", "I see fire rising from the lonely mountain" "It can be regarded as an ancient magical legend, which can be said to be a magical artistic conception of resurrecting the dead and transforming decay into a miraculous one.

There are many such examples in ancient and modern times, especially poetry. The translations are astonishing, but the original works are boring when read again.

Li Cang threw something at her: "Here's a tip, and a spear behind it."

"Look," Li Laisi smiled brightly, "I told you that you can increase your knowledge by playing games, let's play a game?"

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Li Cang wished he could give himself a big mouthful.

Li Laisi wanted to work harder, but she saw Lao Wang holding the waistband of his pants in one hand and a book in the other, shouting, "Fuck, fuck, I saw fire in the mountains, Laton is coming!"

Mountain. There is fire in the mountain. Why the hell do you know how to adapt to the situation?

The sunset has faded and the sky is getting dark. Just in front of the bathroom window, a solitary peak suspended above the sea level is blazing into the sky, almost tearing apart the clouds.

"Say, is it really Laton?"

A huge bird with huge wings and tail trailing flames flew freely in the blazing flames, its chirping sound clear.

"It's really big."

Tai Xiaoyi was shocked and confused.

I don't know what to call this firebird for a moment. Could it be called a phoenix? Fire Phoenix?

The more Li Cang looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong, and suddenly shouted:

"Fuck, get down!"

There was a crackling sound, and Lao Wang stood up with a black ash on his forehead.

"Cio. Grass."

He watched as it crashed onto the island. It was a half-cooked bird with a wingspan of seven or eight meters. The black ash turned into black lines.

The bird is big, but not that big.

Probably because of the optical illusion caused by the darkness of the night, it was actually very close to the sky island, but it looked like it was hovering above the burning floating mountain in the distance.

Master Wang waved his hand, praying that the green light would cover the giant bird, and then he gave up in disappointment.

"There are only a few alienated bloodlines, but they are worthless and they are already cooked, so they are not as good as us."

The sky island gradually approached the floating mountain, and the two passed each other. There was nothing abnormal except that it was still burning. Li Cang was puzzled. How did the fire suddenly start?

"Teacher Cang, look below!"

The blazing fire attracted a large number of phototactic marine organisms, large and small, and they gathered in groups. From their perspective, the burning floating mountain illuminated the sea below into a hemisphere with a diameter of kilometers, and the sea water within the range It is transparent and full of strange-looking sea creatures.

Looking at it, several people looked at each other.

"These fish, are they alienated?"

"Probably"

"I've never seen such a strange looking fish."

"Well, maybe it's just the shadows overlapping, but it's best to be careful."

Then, a creature that looked like a crab and stretched hundreds of meters across, still holding a pipa and covering its face with only half of its figure exposed, inflicted a heavy mental blow on everyone.

"Hold the grass. I really want to escape." Lao Wang became numb, "Teacher Cang, you said this guy is going to have sex with us, what do you think?"

"You go up there with a slide shovel and feed it, and we won't be able to bring it back even if we speed up ten times."

"Nima!"

More and more huge shadows are constantly gathering in the direction of the fire: a whale whose pectoral fins are almost half the length of its body, a giant squid that swallows half of the school of fish as soon as it appears, a creature with two heads, one long and one short, like a turtle.

It was like a grand carnival party under the sea, with demons dancing wildly.

Especially when the floating mountain was burned to the point where earth and rocks kept loosening and falling into the sea, the party atmosphere suddenly reached a climax.

"They are fighting for the leftovers that fell from the floating mountain," Li Cang said in surprise, "Look carefully!"

"You can't see clearly, the soil has muddied the water."

Fading away, Li Cang could only curse and look away.

He also wanted to see what abnormal behavior those marine creatures would have after eating the soil and rocks on the empty island. Emmm, would it be like the whale corpse floating on it?

The more I think about it, the more it feels like a kitten scratching its paws.

Uncomfortable!

My butt hurts all over my body!

Master Wang is completely opposite to Li Cang. He scratched his head and wrote the title of today's post: Two Mountains of Ice and Fire!

The materials came so suddenly that Lao Wang even thought of the seasoning for the barbecue tomorrow, half honey and half spicy.

The next morning, the unknown bird was finally put on the grill.

Li Cang felt very annoyed. After all, this thing could be worth the price of a car if it was sacrificed. If it was a loss, wouldn’t it be delicious if it was decomposed in a mill or fried with thunder fruit?

Lao Wang said confidently: "You forgot the mutant ants, right? They can nourish the kidneys and strengthen the body, and increase the three-dimensional growth!"

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Kidney-tonifying and body-strengthening are very mysterious. Lao Wang may understand, but Li Cang certainly doesn't.

As for the so-called three-dimensional growth, after eating the mutant ants many times, the attribute increase in the end is probably not even up to the standard of one decimal place.

Lao Wang carefully checked it several times, looking at every inch of the poor bird's skin, inside and out, and did not find any alienation symptoms similar to zombies on it, and finally put his mind at ease.

"It's OK. I'm sure this thing is not a mutant infected by zombies. The heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys are all in normal form!"

They have seen "K-type monsters" and "corpse-type monsters", but this "beast-type monster" is extremely rare. In the past three months, there have only been big ants and chameleons. This bird can barely be considered the third type.

Master Wang burned a lot of charcoal and began to dismember the big bird. He also tried to popularize some of his metaphysical views to everyone.

"Look at this bird. The more and faster it flaps its wings, the darker its breast meat will be. This is similar to humans."

"Also, look here. The meat where the ribs are connected to the belly is always divided into three parts: skin, fat, and meat. Cut it and roll it into a roll. Stuff two leeks and a piece of garlic inside. Put nothing but some peppercorns. The taste will be amazing."

"The bird's butt is a good thing. Don't throw it away. Make a cross-shaped cut on the front. The tail gland will come out when squeezed. It is best to fry and then roast the chicken butt to melt the oil inside. The bird doesn't need it because it is thinner."

"When the heart and liver are 70% cooked, most people choose to brush it with honey, but it is best to brush it with the juice squeezed from the onion and leek. It is tender and removes the fishy smell."

Tai Xiaoyi has never seen Lao Wang like this before, and her expression is blank.

"He has never worked in a food stall before, has he?"

Li Lace: "Emmm"

Li Cang thought to himself, young lady, who are you looking down on? Be bold, cross out "not" and "right", and add "boss lady" at the end.