The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us
Chapter 374: All the Trouble (4,000-word chapter, more in the afternoon)
At this time, Ms. Rao was wearing a gorgeous and complicated dress. No matter how strong her fighting power was, she certainly couldn't continue driving without affecting her clothes. Lao Wang did it for her.
The G65 has plenty of space inside. The mother and daughter were sitting in the back seat mainly to avoid wrinkling the dress. They didn't feel cramped and stuffy. Rao Qifang was enthusiastically matching the dress with high heels.
Li Lace usually, except for very special circumstances (Li Lace:?), is rarely seen wearing any shoes with heels, let alone high heels, even before the disaster, not to mention now greeting zombies every day.
You have to know that her original height was 174cm, and then the bug enhancement wave added another 3cm. After wearing high heels, Li Cang, who is only 185cm, is still a little stressed.
Rao Qifang obviously had it all figured out. Now Li Lace has three options, red, black, and gold.
"Hey, these three colors of shoes are very suitable for our dresses. Pick a pair. We have some at home, but these are all the ones I brought here to change."
"Mom, I can't wear these shoes. I'll just wear canvas shoes. Anyway, the skirt is very long."
"Are you crazy? Dress with canvas shoes? Is there water in your brain or water in your brain?" Rao Qifang exploded immediately, "Why can't I wear it? These shoes are so beautiful. Are they not worthy of your noble status or what?"
Li Lace sighed deeply,
"Mom, my feet are two and a half sizes smaller than yours. I really can't wear your shoes."
Her face actually showed whether you are her biological mother or not.
"Uh, uh, uh," Rao Qifang was stunned for a moment, and complained wildly to cover up the mysterious embarrassment, "No wonder your basic skills are so poor that you can't even stand on a pole. You are so big, and your feet are 34.5 meters. You know that you are deformed!"
". Whether it is deformed or not, it's up to your son-in-law. What do you think?"
Old Wang, who was driving hard and seriously in the front seat, almost died on the spot. His body shuddered, his heart trembled but his hands did not tremble, and he quickly took out two wet wipes from the driving platform and stuffed his ears.
Emmm, I have to say that this kind of fierceness is indeed the big thunder I know!
Rao Qifang glanced at Old Wang and immediately retracted his gaze, and hit Li Lasi with a Rao-style iron fist, causing the DPS to burst directly.
"You silly girl, you are always talking nonsense. If you have this energy, why don't you spend your time and energy in a proper place? Why haven't I had my grandson and granddaughter yet?!"
"What do you mean by proper place and proper time? If he dares to invest in me, I dare to have a baby. You, Mr. Li, are you dumb? Tell my mom to stop disturbing us when you get home. We need to continue for five minutes (next)!"
"Hey, did you just want to tell me that you were quick to stop, but I disturbed you, Li Lasi, so what? Do you want me to make you some nourishing soup? Who are you trying to scare with your mediocre skills? During the five minutes (above) and five minutes (below) , which shameless little bitch leaned against the wall to come out, she really doesn't mind bringing shame to her family's origin~"
"Let it go. Rao Qifang, you are talking nonsense, you have to blame Li Cang. If it weren't for him @#¥%"
"Wait a minute? What the hell? I didn't understand, say it again, how can a young man play such a trick?" Rao Qifang realized the slip of the tongue and got anxious, "Bah, what I mean is that you young people should not go astray"
After thinking about it, Rao Qifang suddenly raised her eyebrows: "Well, you little girl actually lied and confused me, what does this have to do with Xiao Cang Cang, no wonder you are so scared and don't even use a small umbrella, are you pointing at Resurrection to clear the inventory? "
"_(`」∠)_"
As soon as these words came out, Li Lace retreated directly.
This mother's brain circuit is a hundred times more perverted than Li Cang!
As for Teacher Cang
Li Cang is selectively deaf and dares not to respond at all!
The mother and daughter made his ears red, they are so nice, it is true that a tiger girl has no dog mother. Bah, bah, what am I talking about.
Ahem.
Women always have some magical little operations that are shocking, such as adding a small pad and a small strap on the feet that can prevent slipping and control the size, and a larger shoe size is not a problem at all.
The problem is that, even if Li Lace is very beautiful, The whole time, Lao Wang was talking nonsense and trying to cover up his mistake. They were late.
When Rao Qifang came to his senses, he found that he was already a long way from his destination. Lao Wang can drive and is very good at it, but his professional skills have not yet developed to the point where he can navigate with his own navigation system!
When they returned to the auditorium where the banquet was held, it was already 3 minutes past the opening time.
The good news is that the last batch of people are still entering. The bad news is that every time this group of people enters, the onlookers will take crazy photos. It is obvious that they are the last to appear.
Rao Qifang glanced at the time: "It's okay, but hey, is the next one Dai Lihong? If he's done, we'll go! ”
Li Cang, Old Wang, Li Lace: “.”
Mom, isn’t Ning stepping on others too bluntly?
Public is public and private is private. The timing of entering such a formal occasion is very delicate. If there is a slight mistake in the front and back, there is no telling how many people will be offended.
However,
Rao Qifang said it is not a big problem, then it is not a big problem!
She herself has a very high status and popularity in the base, and is also an official member of the 3/7 base. In theory, it is not an overstepping of authority to be in front of or behind anyone, but it is a pity for Dai Lihong.
Master Wang had heard from Li Cang about the twists and turns he had come to the base before, and he had a very bad impression of Dai Lihong, so he directly provided a full set of services, got out of the car and opened the door in a very servile manner, and waited for the goods to leave the warehouse.
First, Li Cang, who was naturally not used to this kind of scene, but he had been through a lot of ups and downs in the past four months, so he was not weak at all. With his momentum, he brought out the mentality of Timi facing the tide of corpses.
Then Rao Qifang and Li Lace, who looked very similar, had twin jewelry, skin as white as snow, and a dazzling red dress. The mother and daughter stood on Li Cang's left and right, each holding an arm in an intimate posture, with an elegant and charming smile, and the aura suddenly exploded!
The receptionist guarding outside was not familiar with this G65, but he knew whose car it was just by glancing at the license plate, and he would definitely not make a mistake if he was polite.
But when they saw such a dazzling mother and daughter, they were still stunned for several seconds——
My God?
Who is this?
Could it be Ms. Leopard Head Rao, the chief instructor of the 800,000 imperial guards in our base?
Everyone was stunned, but the group of reporters reacted first, and the flash lights immediately connected into a brilliant light curtain.
"Instructor Rao, can you take a look here?"
"Ms. Rao, Miss Li, Mr. Li, Mr. Zhong, please pose and cooperate with the work. I'm relying on this photo of you to make a living tonight!"
"Yes, yes, it's not easy for us reporters to make a living now. We are rolling to death. The two bases together have only so much to do. How can there be so many to take pictures of."
"Great, the effect is explosive!"
Some people have also read their posts, and they are old friends as soon as they open their mouths:
"Teacher Cang, look here, muah~"
"Master Wang, you are much more handsome in person than in the photo in the post!"
"How can you bear to call Miss Li a big thunder, she is so beautiful, if you don't want her eyes, you can donate them to people in need or dig them out and feed them to dogs, you are committing a crime of misleading the people~"
You deserve to be reporters!
It is questionable whether the four people were sincere in their praise, but their cooperation and smiles were perfect. Even Li Leisi, who had a bad temper, laughed so hard that her eyebrows were not visible.
With such a big commotion, how could the people who had not finished in front not notice it?
As luck would have it, Dai Lihong happened to hesitate in front of the door and the feng shui screen, as if he was thinking whether he should give face to Boss Bei behind him and wait for him to enter together. It was a great harmony between the military and the government. Outsiders would be happy to see it, and he would still be graceful and broad-minded.
The result was such a subtle hesitation and a look back -
My eyes!
What the hell did I see!
Why on earth am I standing here like a pillar!
The old face was completely black at that time, but the middle-aged bald head exuded a strange and inexplicable red.
"Click~Click~"
Not only the reporters and onlookers around, but also Old Wang, who was half a body behind Li Cang and the other two, was taking pictures, and then typing and posting, with a smirk on his face that he couldn't stop.
Wise?
Offending people?
What the hell is that?
I wonder if my stepmother is still thinking about slapping him in the face and hitting his head directly.
There were many people guarding the entrance screen door, and some small fish didn't need to go through the formalities for the entrance ceremony. Rao Qifang, the "chief coach of the imperial army", was much more famous than Dai Lihong. No one thought there was anything wrong with Rao Qifang entering at this time. As a result, they surrounded him and completely left Dai Lihong out in the cold.
The situation in the 3rd base may be slightly better, but the 7th base is really a "everyone is a soldier" state second only to "every tree and grass is an enemy". Anyone who has a little connection with the official can basically say that they have not been beaten by Rao Qifang personally or have seen others being beaten by Rao Qifang. Others who have only heard of her can only say that they are not of high status and cannot get in touch with her.
In any era, saying that you don't envy the strong and don't engage in personality cult is actually purely for propaganda and dilution. Not to mention this special period, the base has no principles and bottom line for not taking over the official brush. How can Rao Qifang, a teacher-level physics class representative who combines skills and strength, not be welcomed and respected?
"Instructor!"
"Hello, instructor, you are finally here!"
"Instructor, I will lead the way for you. There are a lot of little bastards waiting inside to get close to you. I will block them for you so that they won't make you upset."
"Instructor, instructor, how long has it been since you went to Base 3 to guide us in person? The teaching progress of Base 3 is far behind that of Base 7!"
This is a man.
The women are even more talkative and chatty:
"Instructor, your daughter is so beautiful. Her figure, skin and temperament are exactly the same as yours. They look like sisters!"
"You and Senior Sister are wearing red dresses and accessories, so stunning!"
"This must be our brother-in-law, right? Sister Li, you have a great eye."
"Oh, Senior Sister-in-law Wang, I have been following Master Wang's posts. I don't even worship the instructor. You are the idols of young people. I finally have the honor to meet the real person. Please sign for me, okay?"
She actually took out a thick black book - "The Crowd: Becoming God with Faith"
"Hehe, just sign on the title page!"
The people around were full of praise, but I don't know what they were cursing in their hearts. You really do whatever it takes to lick the instructor. I am willing to call you a female version of a licking dog!
After a set of procedures, Li Cang's face turned green.
"Just bear with it until you sit down."
Rao Qifang was the real leader. After half an hour, he was still able to maintain the reserved smile on his face without looking stiff at all, and even still had the energy to remind Li Cang.
She knew her eldest son's character very well. The little brat was good at everything, but he was a little bit socially anxious. He would be either autistic or irritable when there were too many people around him. She even plausibly called the "redundant backup" of a normal person "all-round". There is no use for socializing." There are endless little theories like this. It is really an old sow who wears one bra and one bra.
Li Cang nodded reluctantly, and was about to respond when he heard Li Leisi say from the other side: "Rao Qifang, there is no one in your base. Look at how they have never seen the world. They only know how to hang around you. You are not good enough." It’s just so-so. If my grandma were still alive, she could kill a dozen of you while leaning on a crutch and drinking corn stubble porridge.”
"."
The arm held at the other end suddenly tightened and hurt.
Lei Xi, brothers, listen to my brother's advice, isn't it delicious to live?
Li Cang just couldn't understand why the usually good-tempered Dalei Zi acted like a fool every time he met his biological mother Rao Qifang, and was more professional than Lao Wang.
The heart of the master in the martial arts industry at the base was beating like a war drum, and Li Cang could almost see the GIF of Rao Qifang's blood pressure rising.
The defense is broken, this is definitely a defense breaking!
A sack for the ball?
Doesn't that mean that he is a poor father, but he actually has an even more miserable grandfather?
hiss.
Is this also a kind of family origin?
Li Cang said nonchalantly: "Ahem, Da Leizi, why haven't I heard you mention grandpa?"
"Oh, grandpa, grandpa left early and I haven't even seen him."
"He..." Rao Qifang sighed, "A few years before that bastard and I ran away from the mountains, my father had already left long ago."
Li Cang was awe-inspiring.
When the world line is closed, it belongs to yes, and when the logic loop is closed, it belongs to yes!
Lao Wang squirmed over like a tapeworm, winked and said, "Hey, Teacher Cang, is there a possibility?"
"No, get out!"
"Wow," Lao Wang laughed as if the barbell had become a spirit. "I urge you to drink another glass of wine. There is an old friend in Yangguan in the west!"
"."
"Young man, I see that your bones are astonishing and your head and horns are impressive. I leave this task of hoeing the strong and supporting the weak to maintaining world peace to you. Get beaten more and talk less, and try not to let your women out to cause harm to others," he The logic is clear and the sword points to the core, "By the way, having a boy and a girl is really different. You must control it and don't cause trouble. If it doesn't work, I will suffer a little loss and give you a daughter-in-law. Don't worry about the little one." She’s a cotton-padded jacket, I’m afraid you and Dalei Zi won’t be able to beat her in a mixed doubles match in the future.”
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