The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us
Chapter 389: Chopping melons and vegetables
It can't be said that Li Laixi has no social experience, but it has to be divided into sections. For example, she has a lot of experience with fists, and her mouth is almost zero. She couldn't stand a group of people while cutting down walking corpses and trying hard to fool around, so she gave a number.
"What? One meteor cannon only costs 80 coins! Can this piece of equipment be exchanged for 20 meteor cannons?"
"Oh my god, I thought everyone outside the base was so poor."
"Can the eldest lady be the same? The eldest lady has been on the track for 4 months!"
"As long as you're awesome, that's it."
"I can't afford it, so I can only wait for our eldest sister to show mercy and change her clothes~"
"Go away!" Rao Qifang yelled, "Work hard for me! What do I owe you? Each one of you can't work well and talks nonsense more than the donkeys in the production team. Go ahead and live your grandma's spring and autumn dream, and also change your armor. The bra lady won’t even buy you a bowl!”
The atmosphere is surprisingly harmonious as you curse and talk nonsense, and the speed of the car can reach the point where you can't even see the exhaust fumes.
But this pair of Li Laisi and Li Cang Laowang
It seemed particularly painful.
To these three goods, the walking zombies of Kurokiri Island are almost like a whole box of canned ham sausages. They are delivered to your door. Even the dog (Ms. Qiu) won’t eat them. Only the dog’s legs work hard all day without complaining, and they also taste strange. Seriously, they can't even break Lao Wang's defense when it comes to burying people. Who would be willing to work on the assembly line as a factory brother or factory girl? They can sleep to death even if they are beaten!
"Just learn the experience of operating a large-scale assembly line," Li Cang whispered in the group, "Old Wang, please hide your expression. Who are you so shabby? Our mother doesn't want to lose face?"
[Craftsman Master Wang: Got it! Do you think this is the case? Are you very rigorous and serious? 】
[Cang: Not bad]
[Li Laisi: Hello! Enough is enough for you two! 】
The group was sunk in embarrassment.
After a while——
[Li Laisi: ε=(ο`*))), the color of the bones of the zombies of Black Mist Island is quite right, I am so hungry for sheep and scorpions when I look at them. By the way, there should be no shortage of sheep in the base, right? 】
[Craftsman Master Wang: yue~]
【Cang:.】
For most normal people, cleaning up Black Mist Island is a very troublesome matter, but their headaches cannot be in the same place as those of Li Cang and others.
The jet attacks on the Black Mist Island chain are enough to make one's scalp numb, and even the thought of landing on the island is unthinkable. The zombies are hidden in the depths of the black oil that can isolate all detection methods. From time to time, they get together and pop out. You still have to bend down, right?
In short, the risk factor is very high. Almost only Panda and Nightingale have training and actual combat experience in this area. People like Sha Cansen and Evil Shark Camp, Rao Qifang, led the team to attack the main body of the Black Mist Island chain. Don’t you just dare to curse outside the circle?
"Take it easy, mother, and defend the territory steadily. Even if the soles of your feet are firmly on the ground, it may not necessarily be the ground. Don't forget how you train!" Rao Qifang ordered loudly to Mai, "The armor can protect you once, but it can't protect you until you persist. The battle is over, the zombies are attacking with more than just fangs and teeth!”
Turning off the mic, Rao Qifang instantly switched from the class teacher mode.
"These bunch of losers, I never thought that I would one day be reduced to leading this group of new recruits. If Team Yuan Yuan and Pen Pen Nai hadn't gone on a mission, the whole island would have been captured and dragged away by now!"
Li Cang and others are really unable to complain about Rao Qifang's naming skills. By the way, is the source of the combat power of these two teams directly proportional to the level of social death?
Li Cang had just had an overloaded blood explosion, so he didn't dare to use the big magic wand. He just put it on his back and his performance was mediocre. However, Li Laisi's weapon storm was so gorgeous that she casually crushed the cervical vertebrae of a walking corpse. , making a banging sound.
"Mom, haven't you tried getting a few servants of destiny? It's quite cost-effective to get 11 heavily armored zombies without exceeding the limit."
"Don't waste your time talking to me!" Rao Qifang scolded, "You are really not wronged by your armor of thorns. It hurts wherever you are. Do you think my prayers are worthless? I only have one. How can you use the quota of servants of destiny casually?"
"So, Gul'dan," Li Leisi suddenly realized, "What's the rest of the price?"
"Are you screwed up? There's no one else in this world you care about?"
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On several islands, it took almost three hours for the zombies to gradually disappear. The dead zombies piled up on the islands, and Li Cang and others were exhausted.
The main reason was that she was tired. On the island, this kind of repetitive and heavy dirty work was usually done by losers or left to Lao Wang for exercise. It was the same concept as cleaning the toilet, so Li Lisi started to be lazy in the end. Anyway, Li Lisi It's okay to be idle when you're idle. Just pull it out and run around, so you don't have to worry about being like a husky trying to grab your bed at night.
Lao Wang was such a good-looking person that he couldn't resist being coaxed. He went all the way with this God of War-like big boss, using all his strength to control his body, and shattered his waist like lightning with lightning strikes. , it was so dry that no juice could be squeezed out. Li Cang and Li Laisi had effective ways to replenish their physical strength. He had a long-lasting fart, and later he could only let go of the stone man once.
The stone man really has a miraculous effect on such a large area of leek fields, and the scene is super shocking. The whole island is emptied directly after the heaven and earth are restored, and the walking corpses all over the island are instantly turned into powder, and the black oil is among you and me. With you.
It's a shortcoming.
Even if there is any zombie on that island that has truly reached the second stage of alienation, Master Wang's momentum will be broken. Do you really think that you can become the main C just by learning an AOE skill?
"Very cool, well, if that special flame is integrated into this bluffing combination skill to achieve the full effect, it is not bad to watch." - Such a comment by a well-known female boxing master.
Compared with her "guidance" to Li Lasi and all the students in the two bases, this kind of words is probably the most euphemistic she can do. Ms. Rao has always been very tolerant of non-professionals and outsiders.
Master Wang was once moved to tears by receiving such a good and high-quality evaluation.
The three black fog islands with a total area of more than 7 square kilometers were dragged back to the edge of the base island by the "Panda", and the entire defense line was directly boiling.
While the people on the base island worked hard to plow the edge of the land with artillery, they also did not forget to observe the movements of several large private armed forces. Rao Qifang led people to take the main body of the black fog island chain. Everyone was watching!
"The instructor is an instructor after all. There is at least a billion universes between us."
"What happened over there just now? I couldn't see clearly even with a telescope. Boom, an island was destroyed."
"It's right that you don't understand. I don't understand it either."
"It hurts. Is the gap between people really that big?"
"This is not the instructor's main team. At least count from the second team. Maybe there are more than half of interns mixed in!"
"Wow
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