The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

It's a bit bad luck to have a relationship with Master Wang, and it seems disrespectful to his profession.

"Do you love me or not?"

"well"

"How to love?"

"Do."

This kind of dialogue is more in line with Lao Wang's style of painting - such an alloy discus man can still thrive in this kind of industry. You can use your imagination to think and analyze where this guy's talent lies.

In fact, from the beginning of the game until now, Big Lao Wang has never mentioned relationships with his little lady at all. He calls it a true professional player who only talks about skills!

Tai Xiaoyi actually knew this very well, but what she didn't expect was that the damage caused by this betrayal experience, which was not considered betrayal, was far more profound than she expected.

Li Cang and Li Laixi were fussing in the kitchen, speechless and lustful.

This thing, if you talk about it in two ways, it's really hard for Gill to persuade him, or other people can't interrupt at all.

From the grace of saving life to the indescribable bombardment, it can be said that apart from love, the two of them have everything going on. Of course, the most important thing is Lao Wang's temperament and hobbies.

"Alas~" Li Lai Si dealt with the cabbage leaves in her hand, frowning, "In my opinion, the little lady is already a part of our lives. Although there is no blood relationship as a bond, it is really as inseparable as family ties, Cang Teacher, do you think the little lady can’t think about it? Even if it’s not entirely Lao Wang’s fault, it’s still too much. Hey, what are you laughing at? Do you have a solution? "

"Beep her, just once!"

"?"

Li Cang looked up at his watch and pressed the timer.

"Shh, it's almost time to start."

Li Laisi had a beeping expression on her face, and her eyes were full of absurdity: "I want to die! That's all you men really have in mind, Li Cang, you—"

"Ah~! What do you want to do? Let me go quickly. Uh-huh."

At the door, a fat and flexible figure floated past, carrying Tai Xiaoyi like a sack, as light and graceful as a marshmallow.

Li Laisi's mouth opened into an O shape, which could at least fit a ping pong ball into it, so Li Cang smoothly popped in a peeled salted duck egg.

"Bet 50 cents that Lao Wang can break the historical record of 33 minutes this time!"

"Huchi, are you a beast for riding on a horse? Huchi," Li Laisi choked and rolled her eyes. She finally chewed up the salted duck eggs in her mouth and swallowed them. "Aren't you perverted? Are you still counting the time? Did you shout through the door? Come on, Ollie?”

"Ha" Li Cang rolled his eyes wildly, "It doesn't hurt to stand and talk. I'm afraid you don't understand the cruel and inhumane behavior this couple used to bully me, a helpless single dog!"

Li Leisi blinked: "Really so cruel?"

"What do you think?"

"Bah! I'm talking about a hammer!"

The whining gradually turned into sobs, and she cried and complained for three days. Li Laixi blushed as if she was dyed: "Fuck, bastard, how dare he, how dare he not close the door."

Li Cang gave the girl one of her airpods as if she had come before.

"Shua"

It was like pouring down a basin of ice water, Li Lei's hair stood on end.

"You, what are you hearing?"

"Would it be better that we are really a cultural desert on the empty island, and we don't even know the suona song "The Big Funeral"?"

"No, what I mean is that any normal person wouldn't listen to this kind of thing."

"Depends on the efficacy. This thing is much better than the Great Compassion Mantra and the Heart Sutra. Just tell me if you still have that kind of thing in your mind!"

"."

Li Laixi refused to communicate and just kept singing.

"Moon Reflected in Two Springs", "Thousand Sheets of Paper", "Crying at Seven Passes", "Yin of Two Springs", "General's Order", "Su Wu Shepherding Sheep".

Okay, apart from the erhu tunes, it’s also suona tunes!

Li Laisian was immediately numb and said feebly: "Please, is there nothing else?"

So Li Cang composed a song called "Prelude to the Dead", and Comrade Daleizi immediately burst into tears - Fuck for the tribe's positive energy from the underworld! !

"I suddenly remembered that you seem to be pretty good at playing the harmonica?"

"No, we are the pioneers of Yanchuan No. 1 Middle School's right to choose one's spouse at will," Li Cang said proudly. "My piano skills are superb. From the dean of students to his wife, to the elementary school girl who just entered the kindergarten affiliated to No. 1 Middle School, our It’s so famous that everyone knows it!”

"Then the question is, how do you make sure that those little bitches who are given the 'right to choose a spouse at will' really like you and not Lao Wang."

"???"

With a stroke of genius, there was no trace of an assist on the antelope's horns, so that Li Cang directly had a confused and illusory doubt about his long-standing real life experience——

Ah this!

This, this, this!

!!!∑(Дノ)ノ

emmm, it seems that the harmonica is not a rare and amazing skill. Li Cang just randomly learned to play the harmonica from a Mongolian nomadic girl who has eight pastures at home.

Li Cang muttered: "And it seemed that I could only play "Evening on the outskirts of Moscow", "The Girl and the Sailor" and "William Tell Overture" at that time. I can be called half-baked among the half-baked. Who gave me the confidence? Do you think I can impress everyone with this thing?"

The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, and the more he thought about it, the more panicked he became. He quickly put a basin of water in to wash his face to calm down, and took a few glances at the reflection in the water -

"Very good, I'm basically sure that this matter has nothing to do with Lao Wang."

"Can you be more narcissistic?"

"Huh?"

I'm just stating an established fact, which has nothing to do with mentality!

Li Cang opened the wishing interface, found the group [3/7 Base Dating and Family], and typed quickly.

[Cang: Who is more beautiful than Xu Gong in the north of the city? ]

[Diao Ni Leimu: North of the equator, my daughter is the most beautiful~]

[Yizhi Zhenzhen: You are so beautiful! You are so beautiful! ]

[Wu Nansen: Xu Gong is not as beautiful as you are]

[Bei Zhikang: (︶︿︶)＝╭∩╮Can the person above have some shame? ]

[Bei Zhikang: Comrade Xiao Cang is very modest and polite when he speaks like this. Xu Gong is just a hammer player. How can he compare to you? ]

[Zhao Yang: I have a high school diploma and a degree from the army. Now you have to have a real diploma to join a group, right? You are not polite! 】

[Meng Liang: Pass it on. Xu Gong will be fired tomorrow for stepping into the gate of the Academy of Sciences with his left foot first. Execute today (No charge for this article 5. Comrade Li Cang, can you give our 3 base a lower price for this labor? You can kill those innocent people in 7 bases as much as you want. The suffering in our 3 bases is really hard.)]

[Xu Gong of the Academy of Sciences: ? ? ? ]

[Xu Gong of the Academy of Sciences: Teacher Cang, when will you come to the Academy of Sciences next time? Although the feasibility of the secondary brain is still under discussion, the realization of the thunder tree fruit you mentioned last time is still worth discussing.]

Xu Gong of the Academy of Sciences, the unlucky guy who was caught in the crossfire, the only person injured in the world, is the young researcher who discussed the feasibility of the secondary brain and the pan-human growth promoter with Li Cang without any physical performance.

Li Cang looked at Li Leisi with a smile: "Well, the eyes of the masses are sharp."

"Can you have some shame?"

I was exhausted from the New Year's greetings, and I finished all the manuscripts I saved. I just got home

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