The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Facts have proved that when the scene returns to calm from the excitement of a three-party meeting + one party stirring up trouble, it is actually more difficult to deal with.

Rather than accompanying Kong Jingqiao, Rao Qifang was sorting out her own thoughts. Everything that happened today was too messy. Everyone was interrupted again and again and had no time to think. However, Jin Yujing's weird behavior still aroused Rao Qifang's vigilance. Since everyone left the scene and only Kong Jingqiao was left sleeping, she never said a word.

"Mom's big son, can you analyze what happened to my mom?" Li Lace secretly glanced in the direction of the second bedroom, kicked off her shoes and put a pair of long legs on the coffee table, "Rao Qifang started to feel something wrong when the little tea bag family came in."

Li Cang sat down and very considerately moved her long legs from the coffee table to his legs, and held the pair of delicate little feet that Rao Qifang described as "deformed" very servilely, and gently massaged them.

"Mom is angry with me"

"Tsk~" Who knows that Li Leisi rolled her eyes with disdain and said: "My mom won't be like that when she's angry, don't try to confuse me, are you hiding something from me?"

emmm

You say this woman is stupid, sometimes her perception is so sharp that it makes people's scalps numb, you say she is not stupid, I'm afraid Lao Wang will feel that he has the right to protest against Li Cang's discriminatory treatment and digging into the corners of revolutionary friendship!

"How is it possible~" Li Cang perfunctorily said, sacrificing himself to block the muzzle of the gun, his face was unprecedentedly sincere and serious: "Well, I'm sorry about what happened today!"

"Tsk, if there is nothing wrong with my memory, this is the first time I have heard an apology from you in my life," Li Leisi really forgot her mother's strange behavior, and smiled, "You, the legendary Xiancao senior of Yanchuan No. 1 Middle School, Affiliated Middle School, and Affiliated Primary School, actually have a day to bow to a woman?"

Li Cang pressed harder : "You can't force feelings. Just follow your heart. It's not shameful."

"Don't be so frivolous!" Li Leisi stepped on Li Cang's face, "Do you think I'm easy to please? You're a pervert! Why are you licking my feet?"

"You put them up first."

"Then you licked them? You're so perverted!"

"Didn't you wash your feet?"

"Of course I did. This has nothing to do with whether I washed them or not!!"

"If I didn't wash them, it would definitely smell like a hammer."

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Li Cang!

You're not right!

Li Leisi's eyes suddenly became dangerous.

"Good fellow, you loser woman actually dared to glare at me!" Li Cang was furious: "You selectively forgot that you stepped on me when you were a kid, right after you finished practicing boxing. At that time, you were a strong man weighing more than 200 pounds! I almost stepped on you to death! My gums are bleeding!"

"Cough cough cough cough."

Li Leisi was so embarrassed that she almost coughed out her lungs. The two of them spoke almost at the same time--

"You performed well today!"

"Don't try to change the subject"

Li Cang scratched his ears and said in disbelief: "Huh? What did you say? Say it again?"

Speaking of which, Lao Wang knew that he would definitely bang on the coffin board and curse--

But one was an active attempt to commit a crime, and the other was slightly suspected of excessive self-defense. In essence, they can't be compared at all.

As a straight woman (crossed out), a role model of "good brothers share a quilt", and a person who can't help but regard Li Cang as her gay friend physically and psychologically, Li Leisi can at least be a little more rational than normal women when experiencing this kind of thing.

Emm, Da Leizi is both reasonable and physical, but the truth is sad!

"You heard it, this is a reward for your firm stance!" Li Leisi retracted her long legs, bent at her side, leaned forward, and her lips were printed on Li Cang's face, "Whether it's your little tea bag or your little aunt, maybe I am the third party to them, but people are selfish. For a long time in the past, I tried to keep a distance from you, but at the same time I didn't want others to get too close to you. It was me who occupied the toilet without taking a shit. Little Tea Bag said this to me a long time ago, probably when I graduated from junior high school."

Li Cang: WDNMD, what happened, these two people actually practiced in private? ?

Li Leisi pinched Li Cang's cheeks with both hands and pulled them to the sides, pulling the shocked face into a rather funny shape.

"Then the reward is so perfunctory," Li Cang muttered incoherently, "I don't think I'll lose a lot?"

Li Leisi's body was sweating, her lips were warm and moist, and her whisper in her ear sounded like a female ghost sobbing: "Brother Li Cang, good brother, what else do you want?"

"Want, want a senior?"

"Hey, Dad~"

"Hiss!"

Li Cang took a breath of cold air and couldn't help glancing at a door. I was committing a crime!

"Are you satisfied~"

"How about you do it again?"

"Die, you——"

Li Cang had an extremely rippling smile on his face, and flew away like a wave, his head plunged into the fireplace, and bricks flew everywhere.

"Xiao Cang?"

Li Cang poked his head in the fireplace: "Hey, mom, I'm here!"

"Where did Yang Yinan work before? What was his exact rank?"

"Ah."

"Hmm?!"

"Real estate." Li Cang whispered: "Deputy Director of the Yanchuan Housing Security and Housing Management Reform Office, deputy director of the bureau, with real power."

"So it turns out that the house that the goldfish king transferred to my house was managed by her? No wonder!"

"yes"

"You little traitor, you must have been hiding this from me for a long time."

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I also want to ask you when you found out! I’m not Sister Li! What's going on with you women? Isn't it really not mentally debilitating to go around like this? !

Rao Qifang said pointedly:

"Er, Mom, let me tell you, women are very complicated creatures. Sometimes love is real, friendship is real, and family affection is real, but the actual situation may be more complicated. Tolerance, choice, respect, These are all an indispensable part of life. I have not lost anything, but I have gained more. Some people have obviously gained nothing, but are very satisfied, and there are others——"

"Little Lace, I know you are eavesdropping. Your disordered breathing is as good as your grandma's electrocardiogram. Do you want to imitate others and eavesdrop?"

Rao Qifang had a strange expression and seemed to be suppressing a smile.

"Also, it's natural for young people to play flashy, and I've been young too. I understand, but from now on you and I will whisper to each other. Can you please consider the psychological feelings of me, an old torchbearer who has been single for more than ten years? For my mother and From my ears, it’s impossible for there to be any secrets in such a big house.”

Li Laisi's faces were so charming that they were bleeding

Li Cang was a shameless person, and he continued what his mother-in-law had left unfinished in his mind: Some people are still alive, but they are already dead!