The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

The street facing the building was empty except for the embankment itself and a ring of heavy vehicles.

It was obvious that the vehicles, walking corpses, and corpses in this area had been cleaned up. The dark asphalt road looked strange, like a dry river bed, cracked and curled.

Li Cang said directly, "Hey guys, no wonder there are so many repair shops in the inspection line but not a single large truck that can be used by them. So someone is taking advantage of it?" What kind of formation is going on here?

There is a semi-trailer in the outer ring of the dam, with a wide field of view more than two meters high, a windshield the size of a floor-to-ceiling window, and a brick-like intercom hanging on the ETC stuck to the inside of the windshield. The voice came from the intercom,

"I'm so embarrassed, Qing Niang! I've seen cars shake, Da Lao, Martha, Mercedes, and BMW. How can I be shocked if I write the first four and the second eight together? Lu Dongzi, you can do it!"

The voices of other melon-eating people came one after another from the intercom.

"The front four and back eight are great. The air conditioning is powerful, spacious and powerful. People who have experienced it say it is good."

"Haha, the driver's seat of Lu Dongzi's car didn't even tremble. Did it make him feel lonely?"

"If you can't shake, everything will be meaningless~"

"Fuck, doesn't Lu Dongzi only have three minutes? I'm holding on to the time."

After a burst of violent electric current, the voice of the person involved came from the intercom,

"Baby, open your mouth and say it. It feels so good."

A suspicious coughing sound was mixed with Lu Dongzi's gradually manic laughter.

"I'm only going to rest for three minutes. You bastards, when the time is up, get up and get up! Ring the bell!"

At Lu Dongzi's signal, the excavators four in the front and eight in the rear started to move, their big arms raised, and at the same time they pulled up several 200-liter galvanized white diesel barrels penetrated by chains, shaking crazily up, down, left, and right.

The white leather bucket, which looked like a bunch of huge wind chimes, contained something unknown and made a harsh collision sound.

"Wuhu~"

"I'm tired of waiting!"

"Go, go, go!"

"The fourth wave, ho ho, the fourth wave!"

"Suppress my wife for one night, and I bet Lu Dongzi will die this time!"

"Follow me! As long as Lu Dongzi dies, you and your wife will serve me together!"

"Lu Dongzi fucked his new guy three times in the morning, and his legs are still as soft as noodles?"

The embankment suddenly became lively, and every few cars had people climbing on the roofs or trailers. There were one or two hundred people waving all kinds of homemade swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, axes and hooks, like a carnival.

The horns and engine roars of hundreds of semi-trailers merged into one, and the glass windows of half the city trembled with the sound.

Li Cang's ears are almost deaf.

"This welcome ceremony card is too big~"

Lao Wang roared,

"How do you know they are welcoming us and not something else?"

"I have an ominous premonition. Is this poor island specialized in lunatics? Could they be——"

The roar of horns, engines and the so-called "bell ringing" sounded for a while and then gradually stopped.

At the same time, the roars of the walking corpses were heard from every corner of the ruins of the city.

As if they had been rehearsed in advance, the zombies who were hiding somewhere suddenly appeared from all directions, rushing towards the commercial building like a tide. A quick glance revealed that there must be hundreds of them.

"???"

Lao Wang's dark face was filled with question marks.

Like a dream!

Li Cang thought about several possibilities, but he never dared to imagine that these people would play so crazy and big, wouldn't this be like inserting straws into the pit and risking their lives to suck shit!

Lao Wang tightened the bat and hatchet in his hands, his voice was dry,

"Teacher Cang"

In just the blink of an eye, there were walking corpses all around.

All escape routes were blocked. Unless there were cracks in the ground for them to hide in, Lao Wang and Li Cang had no choice but to go on.

You are all dogs, right?

You guys are playing cup-breaking as a nickname, do you have anything to do with me, Li Cang?

When people are in a life-or-death situation, their IQ will always improve by leaps and bounds, and no matter how bad things are, they can still have a flash of inspiration.

Li Cang pointed his hand, Brother Zhi got telepathy and immediately got into the store next to him and hid.

Seeing that the group of corpses were only one step away from him, Li Cang dragged Lao Wang and rushed towards the group of people in the dam, shouting curses at the top of his lungs while rushing back,

"Grass!"

"I'm sorry for your family, my car broke down, cheating me to death will be beneficial to you!"

"A bunch of bastards!"

Lao Wang reacted immediately.

Fragrance coming out of your mouth?

I'm a professional at this!

He weighed more than two hundred kilograms and had vowed to hike all the great rivers and mountains of the motherland. How could his lung capacity be so bad after being beaten by a group of rhodiola war gods on Dongda Mountain?

His loud voice roared, and the average of three back-and-forth curses per second almost drowned out the group of corpses behind him.

Some of the people on the dam and in the car saw them, and they immediately burst into whistles and laughter.

"Hahaha, where did these two unlucky guys come from~"

"It's so funny. Who are you serious about it? Two big men went out alone to clean the streets."

"That thin skin is so tender. If my aunt has such a face next to her when she sleeps, believe it or not, she will drown him directly?"

"Stop dreaming, you don't want a man, but I do have a man~"

"Sasha, you are obviously not very competitive. Although the guy's hair is messy like a chicken coop, you can tell at a glance that he has a good foundation. I used to be a makeup artist, so I have some good eyesight."

"I have been practicing yoga since I was 16, so it's easy for me to do the poses of three people?"

"If you can't beat them, just join them!"

"Hey, run, you two idiots, the zombies are going to eat your ass~"

A second before being caught up, Li Cang and Lao Wang rolled under a car and were dragged out from the other end by seven or eight pairs of hands.

Sasha, who claimed that she would join them if she couldn't beat them, held a narrow blade made of truck spring steel in one hand, and twisted Li Cang's ass with the other hand.

"You don't know the handsome boy. When did you come in? I love you so much~"

Li Cang shuddered all over...

Where did this woman come from?

Old Wang was possessed by his acting spirit and pushed her fiercely, causing her to stagger.

"You think I don't exist, right? Where are you touching with your claws?"

At this time, a zombie climbed the fence outside the defense line formed by the truck with inhuman agility and used all four limbs to jump into the trailer. Before it could make a symbolic scream, it was smashed to pieces by two young men with colorful hair holding sledgehammers as soon as it landed.

There were people and zombies fighting face to face all over the embankment, and the smelly blood was splattered everywhere.

No one retreated at all, and everyone's face was only distorted and deformed excitement and madness.

"Oh, they are a real couple."

"Mad is really perverted, but I like it~"

"Sasha is finally going to fail."

Sasha raised the sharp spring steel long knife and nailed the zombie that crawled under the car to the ground, letting it scream and twitch, but did not take the next step. Instead, she looked up and down at Lao Wang and threw a coquettish big roll of eyes at him,

"Do you mind having more girlfriends? I have practiced yoga for ten years~"

That blatant look made Lao Wang feel like he was stripped of his pants in public and felt a chill,

"Bah, Those who practice yoga are all washboards!"

The people around were stunned, and then laughed crazily,

"Where did this fool come from? It's over. Sister Sasha is angry."

"Critical attack, every word hurts my heart, and it will hurt me forever."

"Sasha, it's not a good deal to be the one who chases after others. How about you consider me~"

"Get lost!" Sasha cursed with a dark face. She looked at Lao Wang and Li Cang deeply, "I'll remember you, wait for me!"

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