The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Chapter 52: Charge with me (don’t raise it while it’s hot~)

Afterwards (cross out and rewrite the previous one) it turns out that waist and waist are two distinct systems.

Li Cang rubbed his waist, and Qiao Shasha rubbed her waist. It can be said that both sides have their own injuries.

Qiao Shasha's eyes were dripping and her face was full of provocation, and she was already sorting out her language for the conversation.

As soon as Li Cang thought about this, he asked her to finish the draft and reveal the moves. I was immediately confused and lost my reputation in this life.

Being too passive means being labeled, and it will be even more difficult to overturn the verdict. To deal with this situation, you must take a preemptive strike:

"It's so fancy! Isn't it an A-level hexagonal warrior? Isn't it a waist and a horse? Isn't it a two-row battle all night until dawn? Is this what the little aunt is? She is really loud, and she only has one mouth left. Here, put the pillow first Give it back and I’ll lie down for a while.”

Qiao Shasha wiped the corners of her mouth subconsciously, her nose twisted with anger.

AAA knows A, what’s wrong with being small? My aunt’s mouth is still small. Why don’t you dislike it?

Then the cheeks turned red,

"You you."

She was snatched away by Li Cang, and all the lines she had just compiled were forgotten, but she was still a woman no matter what, and her words were spoken with ease and her tears were shed at the same time.

"Shameless little thief, didn't you pity your mother so much that she almost broke her waist?"

"It hurts me to death because I got a good deal and behaved well. Bah! Get out of here. My aunt is just like being bitten by a dog."

Li Cang was stunned.

Scratching my head crazily,

"Hey, hey? Don't cry. But you are like this. How can you still do it?"

Qiao Shasha opened her eyes angrily, her voice was as cold as a bell, and she reached for the knife.

"You, don't, want, say, I'm old?!"

This situation at this time is a bit strange.

It would be a long story to say——

The waist that is twice as big may be a surprise, or you may be worried that you will not be able to survive it.

But when I first saw a waist twice as big, I was really frightened.

Qiao Shasha once wondered how Li Cang survived.

Young man, are you going to transform into a dragon?

But after all, a bad waist is only temporary, and being handsome is a lifelong thing.

Feeling sorry for the little puppy, Qiao Shasha's maternal instincts are overflowing like the tide, water, water, water.

The arrow was on the string and had to be fired. It was delayed and then it was fast. I saw a certain point of cold light in Cang first, and then the spear came out like a dragon, with the speed of light, an armor-piercing critical strike, a sure kill.

If I have to describe it

I got up, and the shot was dead in seconds. What is there to say?

quick,

too fast,

It was so fast that Aunt Qiao Shasha didn't even react when she was on the horse.

She winked and smiled,

"Dirty little brother, have you really been caught by me?"

"No, at your age, shouldn't you be a proficient person who accidentally misfired?"

Mouth!

All I can say is that you know nothing about Cang!

Cang is usually in the ICU, but if he dares to practice this kind of evil technique, his electrocardiogram will not jump like a roller coaster? Believe it or not, the head nurse will come over in minutes to double extubate you?

Li Cang was speechless and suffered internal injuries and self-isolation on the spot.

"I want to say that my little brother and I haven't had sex for a year. Would you believe me? Really, excitement is unavoidable. He and I are really not that familiar. At least now, we are not as familiar as he is with you. "

How could Aunt Qiao Shasha still be willing to believe Li Cang's lies after she experienced being killed on the spot and blowing her nose? She broke the defense twice a day. If she doesn't seize the opportunity to make a comeback, she may be left with a shadow in her heart for the rest of her life.

With a serious look on her face, Qiao Shasha took out a wallet from nowhere, twisted out a thick wad of big bills on the spot, and tied it with a red headband.

She slapped the money on Li Cang's chest, and excitedly pulled up the reins.

"Ju'er, charge with me, drive!"

What a shame!

After removing the punctuation marks and modal particles, Qiao Shasha’s entire speech that night was as follows:

"That's it?"

"That's it."

"save"

"Help."

This is how the feud between the two was forged.

The enemies were extremely jealous when they saw each other, and killed all those who tried to break up the fight on the spot.

The pillow, the only victim, faithfully records the entire process, moving from one person's waist to another's waist, then to the belly, and then to the waist again.

Anyway, it didn't go to the proper place where it was supposed to go. It was almost worn out and squashed by the play. It was full of tears and soaked all over.

"You traitor!"

"Why don't I just give you a compliment? If you are so grudge-y at such a young age, will you die if you say a nice word to your aunt?"

The sulky look of the little aunt is quite interesting.

Li Cang pinched his chin,

"It turns out that people can really suppress their blushing when they are extremely angry. Not only their face becomes red, but their body becomes red as well."

The little aunt’s eyebrows stood upright.

"That's what you made red!!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his crystal-clear feet and almost stepped on Li Cang's face.

"Look, look, here, here, here, and above! It's all your fault! Even Jio is not spared!"

Auntie, you are already so old and you still act like a little sister? Do you really think that we young people have no temper?

Li Cang got angry, raised his head and pushed his chest into her face, causing her to stagger.

"Look, look, this, this, this, and the top of my neck! You chewed them all! It's not enough just to chew, you also film, drive, drive, drive your head!"

Go the woman's way and leave her with nowhere to go.

The little aunt was stunned, her eyes turned blue because of Li Cang's shamelessness and she spoke incoherently.

"Not. Me. You. You bastard!"

"Hey, my little aunt was a decent person before the disaster happened. I have never seen this phenotype before,"

Li Cang pulled Qiao Shasha's wrist and looked at the time on the Jaeger-LeCoultre watch that looked like it had been worn for many years.

"It's already three o'clock in the morning?"

Qiao Shasha rolled her eyes at him unhappily and lazily returned to the sofa.

"Stinky brother, my aunt's words are a nail. Look outside, the sun is about to come out, and you still say you're not going to stay up all night?"

Li Cang said disdainfully,

"Hey, stay up all night? It has nothing to do with you!"

"We agreed to play in a double row and get a high score, but it turned out to be such a mediocre effort. If it weren't for me bringing the flywheel, you would have won the whole game without doing anything?"

"Auntie, don't wait until your hair turns white and you're sad for nothing~"

Auntie was shocked,

"My hair There are more on the top?"

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Qiao Shasha realized that she had lost her composure again and turned her head away from him.

"Get lost, get lost!"

"Little milk dog behaved well tonight. There are two semi-trailer keys on the box of coke at the door. Here is your overnight fee."

"What are you doing there? Get your things and get out~"

"You" Li Cang was shocked, "What the hell, when did you..."

Qiao Shasha's eyes were half open and half open, with a little red in the mist. She was probably very tired, and her voice was nasal.

"Don't flirt with me, it's useless. I'm thirty-three this year, and I've seen all kinds of men."

Li Cang was stunned.

"Then you"

Just, a kind little aunt?

Qiao Shasha muttered,

"It's true that I saw a ghost, but I'm more afraid of not having a man than a ghost. Get out, don't delay my beauty sleep, and don't let me see you again in the future, otherwise you will get rid of Jill. "