The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

As the saying goes: everyone has his own preferences.

Lao Wang's XP Li Cang was mostly treated as a prostitute for fun. This hanging man always adhered to the principle of Zhou Yu, Huang Gai, dry wood and fierce fire, but he didn't force anyone to come.

But now? What are you doing? What do you think the little lady is doing?

She's in the kitchen!

Her mother and your mother-in-law are the chefs of state banquets!

The two of them have a complete set of props that can skin you, cut your muscles and bones, and then stew you in oil and braise them, and they have the absolute skills to support this kind of behavior!

"I'm very rationally advising you to be a human being for once, even if it's just a little anthropomorphic!"

"Occupational disease, occupational disease, sorry"

The three of them bought a huge amount of seafood, almost every variety available on the market, including a half-meter-long small shark. Anyway, the subordinates are super big eaters per capita, so they don't have to worry about wasting food.

Perhaps because of the energy conversion rate, it is more practical for them to eat exotic animal meat or alienated plants and fruits. Ordinary food is no longer enough to sustain their normal consumption.

It's just that although the base is peaceful and comfortable, the resources of various walking dead, alien beasts and alienated plants are very tight.

Yes, that's right, Li Cang has long collectively referred to these things as "resources", which is reasonable and reasonable.

The transaction prices at the base, especially for exotic beasts and various alienated plants and fruits, are generally many times higher than the value of the sacrifice. Perhaps this is reasonable. The sacrifice is a subsistence allowance, but the three people who are used to going straight there really can't help it. I accept the illegal trader's speculation and don't plan to be the big enemy. Anyway, I came back to eat seafood to satisfy my craving!

Li Laisi took Abraham's grandfather and daughter into the G65. Li Cang was on guard and forced Lao Wang to get into the Brabus grocery cart painted with the Black Warrior. Two cars, what the hell, why is this pickup truck so weird? It’s not comfortable to sit in! That G65 is ugly enough, it’s not the ugliest, it’s even uglier.”

Lao Wang was chatting, but when he heard Teacher Cang say this, he suddenly thought: "What the hell are you talking about? This is a twin-turbocharged V8 engine with 800 horsepower, and the price is tens of millions." Just go! It—"

Li Cang interrupted rudely: "No matter how much you talk about it, it's just a big pickup truck? V8? No one can drive without a V12 these days!"

"???"

What the hell if I say one more sentence to a layman like him and write his name backwards!

"Maybe the G65 and this thing are related in some way," Li Cang was still talking to himself: "People say that beauty comes from different paths and ends in the same way, and ugliness has its own merits. It is evident that these two crappy cars can even be so ugly that they are similar!"

"???"

Lao Wang can’t accept this.

Gs AMG G 65

Brabus: Brabus 800 Adventure XLP

These two things seem to have nothing to do with each other, but in fact this Brabus was developed on the basis of the AMG G 63. Brabus is directly one of the royal modification brands of Mercedes-Benz.

Although the car logos are different, Li Cang said that they are similar and there is nothing wrong with them. After all, they are both upgraded and modified G63 models.

That G65 is indeed a V12, but Lao Wang will never tell Li Cang this!

hetui~

Nothing!

Don’t understand anything!

Why call a man a man if he doesn't like cars?

Go fuck yourself!

With an angry kick of oil on the floor, the engine roared and the car body swooped out, throwing the entire seafood market out of sight in a matter of seconds.

The two black beasts running on the road at the base were very exciting. Lao Wang especially enjoyed this feeling. He stayed on the track all year round. How could he have such an opportunity to be as arrogant as he wanted.

The most important thing is that there is no speed limit at the base. Have you ever ridden in a pickup truck with a speed of more than 200 kilometers per hour?

"Close the car window!" Li Cang roared: "Are you a dog? Why don't you stick your head out too?"

Master Wang stretched one hand out of the car window and grabbed obscenely. Instead of restraining himself, Master Wang took both hands off the steering wheel and leaned over to turn on the stereo——

"You said you love me and you said I have many advantages, but I didn't feel it. Do you really say that about me~"

"There are so many beauties around you. It's hard for me to figure it out. I love you so much that I really don't have any confidence~"

"Flowers bloom and fall, and I have loved you for more than a year in the blink of an eye~"

At first, Lao Wang trembled along with the rhythm, and he was so excited that he gradually fell into deep thought, hesitating and hesitating: "Uh, I didn't say, my mother listens to this kind of music??"

Li Cang said a hammer, Teacher Cang, everyone was dumbfounded!

Lao Wang counted with his fingers: "emmmm, Mom seems to be from that era. Hey, hey, what are you looking at? Uh, this screen seems to be broadcasting a live version of a nightclub. Good guy, this must be ten years old. The picture quality in front of you, right? Mom was really working hard at that time. What she wears, her legs are really good, tsk tsk.”

Li Cang turned off the car with a snap: "Do you want my mother to kill someone and silence her? Or find a place with pleasant scenery to degrade herself?"

"I'll wait a minute. Who is the bastard who asked me to sing Kangkang? Why does he sound so familiar to me?"

"Shut up! Drive your car!"

The entire journey was silent.

The three little ones from the CIA, whom they had not seen for a long time, were not urged to practice martial arts by Rao Qifang today. The crazy little guys immediately froze when they saw Li Cang, bowed weakly, and spoke cautiously and respectfully with a cry. Said: "Master."

"Don't!" Li Cang shuddered and felt uncomfortable: "How many times have I told you, don't call me that!"

"Contractable"

The three little ones' cries were certainly not because they missed Li Cang or anything, but because they were scared. They had only stayed on the island for a few days together, and they were closer to Rao Qifang.

At the base, the little guy experienced a happiness that was absolutely different from Tilly's. He became much more cheerful and gradually regained the lively personality of a normal child of this age.

The premise is that Li Cang cannot be present, because the damn contract has all kinds of restrictions and punishments that are almost harsh and detailed to the pores. There are requirements for the three little ones to stand, sit, speak, look, and look in front of Li Cang!

Li Cang waved his hand: "Go and play~ It's rare that you don't practice kung fu, so go quickly."

"Thank you, Master!"*3

"Tsk~" Lao Wang carried the fresh-keeping ice box containing the small shark: "Teacher Cang, tell me the truth, are you secretly happy? Oh my god, you really kicked me!"

Li Leisi shouted over there: "Mom, we have a guest!"

"You also have guests~" Rao Qifang looked at Li Laixi with a slightly speechless look: "You, you!"

Li Cang took a look, what a guy!

Suo Zhihui, Bai Huazi, Qin Zhenzhen, Jiaojiao Songqiang and Wu Yisong, all those who should come and should not come are in place. Judging from Rao Qifang's expression, it is most likely that Li Laixi leaked the news herself.

ε=(ο｀*)))

Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place. What do you want to do?

This wasn't the first time Daleizi had done this, and it probably wasn't the last time either. Li Cang even felt a little used to it, and said hello as if nothing had happened: "Hey, are you all here?"

"Here he is! Goose goose goose!" Qiao Jiaojiao laughed tremblingly, "We haven't all arrived yet, how about you two?"

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They are all old classmates. Of course Li Cang knows what kind of person this master is. Jiaojiao was not a fuel-efficient lamp when she was in school. Song Qiang has a cowardly character and relies on this best friend to hold up half of the sky.

The sinister Qiao Jiaojiao stabbed someone secretly without any ambiguity, and looked at Lao Wang again: "Bella, mother and daughter, I have called you for help, but they seem to be doing something important and have no time. Hey, this Who is this great beauty?”

Lao Wang: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

There is nothing wrong with saying that my classmates are all beasts. What a loss to you!

"Hello."

Ke Mier supported Abraham and didn't understand why she was being targeted. A woman's intuition told her that the looks in the eyes of the beautiful and young goblins opposite her seemed to have made some impolite comments about her.

"Ke Mi'er, it's our first time meeting you. Please take care of me."

"Ms. Rao, sorry to disturb you, grandpa"

"Rao, I'm glad to see you. I've already raised the fabric for your new dress." Abraham, who was white-haired and slender, smiled and narrowed his eyes. "To be honest, I'm defecting to you this time. You and Chef Kong She’s a friend, right? I’ve admired her for a long time and admired her name for a long time!”

Rao Qifang looked Abraham up and down, left and right, and said in surprise: "How can you still be in good health? Old woman! Your suitor has come to visit! This rare opportunity finally has a blind man! Take good care of yourself!" "

"Pfft~"

Everyone was shocked and burst into laughter!

Abraham is eighty-eight years old this year, and Kong Jingqiao is in her early fifties. Her mother-in-law is really a good match!

I saw Kong Jingqiao rushing out of the villa carrying a big long-handled steel spoon, and trying to fight Rao Qifang. Rao Qifang floated up to the roof with her toes, hanging on it and couldn't stop laughing.

"Come down! If you have the ability to shout, come down if you have the ability!" Kong Jingqiao pointed with a big spoon in her hand, and the veins on her temples popped out with anger, "Rao Qifang, you won't come down, will you? OK, OK! I'll lock the door!"

Kong Jingqiao is very famous in both bases. She is a serious chef at the state banquet of the year!

The reason is that this kind of scarce top technical talent in the industry will not be buried anywhere. This was true before the disaster, and it is even more true now. The force value is basically zero, which cannot change the fact that she is respected. No matter whether she is civil or military, it is for Du. What you need to get through the hard times.

Although force value is a measure of absolute dominance in the eyes of ordinary people, to a certain extent and in theory, people like Kong Jingqiao, Jin Yujing and Rao Qifang are actually at the same level and can all directly receive special allowances from the base , enjoy public independent housing.

Well, it's just that they don't need it.

The seemingly tepid Kong Jingqiao has access to a very high level. Even Rao Qifang, a prominent figure in the two bases, may not be able to recognize them all, but Kong Jingqiao definitely knows them. This is called specialization in the art.

After threatening Rao Qifang, Kong Jingqiao and Abraham politely said: "Well, of course I have heard of you. You and your companions raised 6 tons of clothing and bedding for the children in the slums last week. You I planned to go to that dinner, but unfortunately I was too busy in the administration building that day, and there was an outside team that traveled thousands of miles to defect to the base, so..."

"Really? You actually know me? What an honor! Me"

Kong Jingqiao's personality is as gentle as Tai Xiaoyi's, but she is an out-and-out tyrant in the kitchen. When she is not in the kitchen, her new apprentices and the hired helpers do not even dare to open fire and can only deal with it. Dispose of the scraps and wait for the real owner of this kitchen to return.

Of course.

It's rare for a state banquet chef to take the initiative to ask for help. The group of apprentices and the cooks under her are almost celebrating the Chinese New Year. They have to wait for the real master to come back. Who hasn't ordered yet? Xiao Jiujiu doesn't want to take the opportunity to learn more. ?

If the cook doesn't steal, the grain doesn't get harvested, and the cook doesn't hide it, it means his work is in vain!

A group of women were chatting on the sofa. Wu Yisong and Mr. Li Cang were not close to each other in several classes, but now they are reunited at the base, and they are in contact with each other and can see each other often. Naturally, it is very different. .

"How was it over there? There were no more problems, right?" Li Cang asked, "It's quite interesting, I mean that thing."

Wu Yisong smiled kindly: "It's good, everything is good. Thanks to your help, Master Xiahou went there several times later to ask for talismans and rearrange the building layout. He is a very powerful master. Since I wore the talisman he gave me, I I feel like my luck has improved a lot.”

"Don't I work as a civilian in the Outreach and Post-Disaster Resettlement Department? Half a month ago, a group of bastards passed by the base, and we were there to receive them. It turned out that they were snatched all the way, and they were just waiting for us to let down our guard and make a big run away. , several of my colleagues were injured, but I was the only one!”

"You have to know that a homemade grenade almost exploded in my face. I just fainted and didn't even have a scratch. A day later, I went to check the talisman in the pocket of the clothes at that time. As a result, I found that most of it was burned, and there was a bag of ashes, but there were no signs of burning on my clothes. Do you think it’s strange?”

"It is true that he has some ability, but his surname is Xia, not Xia Hou." Lao Wang said: "I have met his nephew, what is his name, Xia Yilin? Yes, that's the name. Use a piece of talisman paper to dip some saliva on it. It completely killed the zombie monster summoned by Wang Shifei, it’s so mysterious!”

(PS: Chapter 379)

"Huh? Is there such a thing?"

"The base didn't say it, right? Haha, it's always pissed off. But the monster was already pretty much manipulated by Teacher Cang, so I can't say for sure. Who knows, anyway, I find it quite baffling that your factory is haunted. "

"I'd rather believe it exists than believe it doesn't exist. The only thing I've seen that can't be dealt with by praying is that thing. I have to believe it."

"Well" Lao Wang changed the topic: "When will you and Jiaojiao get married?"

"Ah this!" Wu Yisong scratched his head naively, "Just wait a little longer. Her parents are not here at the base. I want to wait a little longer. After all, this is a big deal, and you have to do your best."

"I can't tell you are quite delicate," Lao Wang laughed, "Okay, let me know when you have something to do, and I'll do whatever you want!"

"Haha, Brother Wang is so powerful, how much can Brother Wang follow?"

"Brother Wang, it's 200 yuan to get married and 20,000 yuan to have children!"

"Coins? Hahahaha~ Huh??" Wu Yisong was stunned for a moment: "Damn it! Have some moral integrity, I can't stand your hellish jokes! Please, for the sake of my old classmates! I was I even secretly accessed adult channels for you!”

"Ah, yes, yes, that's a life-and-death friendship, so you're welcome!"

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It's late, I had a check-up today and stayed in the hospital for a whole day. I smiled bitterly.