The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"Facts aside, I agree with your point of view." Li Leisi first asked an inconspicuous question: "But even for an alienated giant toad, isn't a tongue more than a thousand meters long a bit... um... so Is its mouth smoothbore or rifled? Does it use a primer or a hydraulic? "

Lao Wang was so moved that he choked up and lost his voice. Someone who can obviously talk about physics even talked to you seriously. She really made me cry to death.

What is this phenomenon? Is this the power of love? Or is it that the sun came out of the bed yesterday?

emmm, ball sack!

Bed?

It seems that as a close friend of Teacher Cang for many years, I need to urge him to work a few more shifts every day to nourish and understand Da Leizi. It is up to you to turn a hundred steel-making into a soft finger, dear Davarich!

A group of people who have never seen the world are still busy fighting to carve up the empty island and the meager resources. People with real vision, such as Master Wang, have already packed the mucus on the turf with medical examination sputum boxes and ran away seriously. I need to ask Coin Zaizi for the test results.

"Come on, let's analyze what this thing is!"

[99.6% weakly alkaline saliva and part of urinary tract excretion]

"So, what kind of saliva is this?"

[The results of this prayer consultation have been provided]

"Grass"

Answer the same question only once, that's the underlying rule.

Talking about Little Coin Zaizi, it always gives people a sense of fatalism and metaphysics, but the problem is that its responses are also metaphysical. It is very irritating that it is ambiguous and unclear and will never spend a piece of it if it is worth eight cents.

Li Cang actually had no hope at all for the test results, and was somewhat indifferent to what they were.

Even with the most sophisticated entry, Xiaobi Zaizi will never be able to give detailed attributes, and face-to-face identification will not work. What's more, if you only have this little saliva in your hand, how useful will it be to get a bunch of stars?

Then came the slap in the face.

I don’t know whether it was Master Wang’s uprightness that impressed Little Coin Boy, or it was because he really didn’t live up to expectations, or he was impatient after being tortured over and over again, or maybe the two equally worthless guys matched up with the entry code, Little Coin Boy. For the first time, he actually gave a very symbolic answer:

【Tarantula】

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"Hahaha!" Lao Wang laughed wildly: "Does the little girl named Li's face hurt? Hahahaha, did you see it? It said it, it really said it! Hahahaha~"

"How did you ask?"

"Hahaha, of course it is. Wait a minute and I'll think about it. I'm confused. I'm confused. It's useless to say what I said. I forgot."

"roll!"

Although the idea of ​​a creature with a tongue that is more than a thousand meters long is self-defeating, this does not prevent Master Wang from thinking that his character is firmly established.

"It's just a big spider. I have already seen through your despicability and cowardice!"

As Master Wang spoke, he went to prepare incendiary bombs, incendiary agents, anti-spider toxins, and other things that he analyzed to be useful against the Wolf Spider's shameless sneak attack in a serious manner.

Don't look at the easy talk this guy says, think about the size and strength that can easily touch a living person quietly, think about the possible existence of ferocious fangs full of venom, several rows of big eyes, and Even though his body is covered with downy hair, Lao Wang is more or less able to follow his heart, not much, just a little bit.

Regarding the matter of tarantula poison, I think the second girl in the village has a lot of say. Yes, it is the Hua Erya who was tricked into pulling the sledge by Teacher Cang's beauty.

In the mountains surrounding Grandpa Wang's village, you can occasionally see a kind of cave-dwelling wolf spider. It is small in size and moves quickly. It is not qualified to catch birds, but it is good at replenishing people.

Considering the road conditions at that time, coupled with the vast land and sparse population in the north and the unsatisfactory medical conditions, it is easy to imagine that Xiaohua suffered a lot from being talked about this thing. Xiaohua was young and in poor health at the time, and her condition after the poisoning It’s terrible. A bunch of adults and aunties heard from nowhere that this kind of spider poison can’t kill people with heat stroke and fever.

So the question is, what is the easiest way to make people have a fever?

The answer: washing powder.

Considering Xiaohua's condition at the time, she definitely couldn't withstand the torment of washing powder, so they chose a more unpretentious method - intentionally or unintentionally - to let Xiaohua accept the comfort of Mother Sun.

Just like this, under the hot sun of the dog days, we drove the tractor all the way to the hospital. The four elderly and aunties who were almost dead from exhaustion, plus Xiaohua's grandparents and parents, didn't even drink a sip of water and didn't have time to say a word. The little nurse on duty sprayed me all over my face.

Poisoning + heat stroke

Xiaohua's survival can only be said to be because even God can't stand it. He doesn't want to see such a cute and cute little girl being tricked into losing the opportunity to turn into a black military coat.

When asked afterwards, the so-called detoxification remedies and experiences that those people swore were nonsense. The people who had been rescued before could only be a coincidence, or they simply relied on their physical fitness to survive. It is a bit difficult for a normal human to achieve this condition: the toxicity of this spider venom will indeed be destroyed when the temperature reaches above 75°C.

Master Wang seriously suspected that his lingering fear of all kinds of strange things was probably due to the psychological shadow caused by this incident. Theoretically, no child could survive after witnessing such a frustrating behavior. Can you keep your aura stable?

After Lao Wang left, Li Cang looked away from the map, showing a look of relief like an old father.

"Finally grown up, my son Wang really has the potential to be an emperor!"

Li Lace stared at him with a smile: "You never have enough fun, right? I really don't understand the bad taste of you men."

The live point map is no longer useful. This thing is good. As long as you are willing to spend money, you will be able to see all the pants you have lost for three years. The only disadvantage is the same as all paper maps, that is, public opinion can only stay on paper.

The map is marked with densely packed and overlapping land masses and large red dots representing the movements of zombies and monsters, but it is two-dimensional and other people's space is three-dimensional. Li Cang can only throw the map aside with a lot of lawsuits in his mind when he sees the overlapping lines all over the map.

"I"

"I advise you to be kind!"

"You know what I'm going to say?!"

"Heh~"

Li Cang was helpless, and said earnestly: "Think about it, this thing can wipe out a subordinate under everyone's nose, so it must be strong. It won't be unfair to it to be my stepson. Besides, wolf spiders are also furry and cute, don't you like them?"

"Bah! You like them!" Li Leisi said faintly: "Li Cang, you have reached the point where even that kind of thing can be described as furry and cute? You are playing a perverted game!"