The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Chapter 864 The theory of relativity between luck and misfortune (+2, V and I have 2 votes to go crazy on Thursday)

The three of them, Li Cang, Wu Yisong and Lao Wang, were chatting and drinking in the warmest small pool. The heat was fumigating the alcohol. Lao Wang said with emotion: "It's comfortable to come back and enjoy it occasionally, but let me I have been staying at the base, and now I guess I can’t adapt to the pace of life.”

"Base?" Wu Yisong was sweating profusely and exhaled a breath of hot air. He felt that he and the two guys were scalded in a pool of hot water. The person who was cooked first was designated to be him, but the man's strange desire to win did not allow him to knock him out first. Tanggu: "What's the point of a base? It's just the people and things. The tracks are interesting. There's something new every day."

Lao Wang said: "There is a new way to die every day."

Li Cang asked: "How is your factory? It has made a lot of money recently?"

"Well, actually it's okay. I've saved up the bride price, but I'm still far away from finding my mother-in-law. Her parents are not at the base. After thinking about it, I still think it's better to be more formal." Wu Yisong smiled, "I saw you guys at the door. Luo’s post is really good. Don’t hide it from your old classmates. Tell me, how much did you earn?”

"Tsk tsk, Lao Wu is a good man and an honest man." Lao Wang laughed, "Most of them are in stock. If you bring them back to the base, you can open ten department stores and supermarkets! It's a loss to bring those ghosts from Monroe out. Teacher Cang, it’s hard to say how many more shows to do otherwise.”

"Just calm down the situation, but if it were me, I wouldn't be able to offend you."

Of course he couldn't afford to offend him. Wu Yisong's face paled when he heard what Li Cang had done in the past few days. He almost thought that Li Cang and the base were going to fall out with each other. Who would have thought that there was no movement at the base and they were not committed to internal cleaning. , it is difficult to imagine how much psychological shadow the scene at that time caused to the base.

This was just what Wu Yisong thought. What he didn't know was that the base suffered losses first, and very early.

If the base was willing to use half of the care it took to summon Duan Li in other areas to protect Li Cang's relatives and friends, then at least Li Cang wouldn't be so angry, the scene wouldn't be so ugly, and the base wouldn't be so passive.

"What a pure bunch of cows and horses!" Lao Wang said, "They are lucky this time, if it weren't for my bad legs and feet, haha~"

"Some people are probably still glad that Teacher Cang hid you and Li Lei Lei, right?"

"Hey!"

Lao Wang didn't say anything, and his expression was quite serious and he wanted to kill several trucks of people.

As his strength increases, Lao Wang's irritability increases day by day. If you can rip his Achilles tendon just by catching a fish, you can tell how irritable he must be.

A big belly makes a big bowl, especially his humanoid sex toy, Bai Huazi, was injured and couldn't draw for many days, which made Lao Wang feel very sad and unhappy. Don't you know whether to hit someone in the face or not? What are we doing on horseback? Don’t you guys have an idea of ​​how many things the base has done?

We gentlemen can just print out our resumes for more than a year and submit them to HR at will. If we go out to any residential area, we will be treated as living dads. Why don't we just run rampant and be free and happy?

Will I be angry with you later?

It’s screwed up!

"Why are you holding your feet outside?" Wu Yisong was curious on the one hand, and prepared to change the subject on the other, "Any doctor's advice?"

Lao Wang's posture was really weird. Others were lying on his back against the edge of the hot spring pool. Lao Wang turned sideways and put his injured leg outside. It was particularly uncomfortable to watch.

"Well, you are not allowed to touch hot water. I was wondering, doesn't hot water promote blood circulation?" Lao Wang replied lazily, "I finally came back, and I can't do this or that, for 15 days, The 3D area cannot be without Tifa, just like Hong Romance cannot be without Technician No. 18, the delicate flowers of 'White Bath' will wither without my care and care, which is heartbreaking!"

Li Cang thought for a while: "The one I've been to before? Don't tell me, their roast rabbit is really good."

Wu Yisong was shocked: "Damn it, Li Cang, do you even go to that kind of place?"

Lao Wang was not happy to hear this: "What is 'that kind of place'? Can you explain to me what is 'that kind of place'? I'm telling you that Baiyujing is a formal place with full procedures, and people don't sell their bodies when they are performing arts." Yes! I can’t allow you to insult the softest part of a man’s heart! Teacher Cang not only goes there, but also brings his own technician!”

(Note: The plot here begins in Chapter 532 - Li Cang: Aba Aba)

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Wu Yisong subconsciously glanced at the screen. Screens have ears. Fat friend, this topic is too dangerous: "How about we talk about roast rabbit?"

"Looking at your little potential, you're still a slut!" Lao Wang tutted, "No, you're just a slut. In high school, you even helped me take over the adult channel from the Internet! Tell me honestly, and keep it secret. How many times have you been to Jiaojiao? Let me tell you, you have to go to a regular club to know. What kind of night HK dream of Paris, it is useless, it is cheap to hold back the old pictures, there are two or three big and small kittens in the base, you can get it The only one who took action was Bai Yujing.”

Wu Yisong wished he could sew Lao Wang's mouth shut directly.

"Can we talk about roasting rabbits? Why don't we just go back to the Yanchuan-level treatment." Li Cang climbed out of the pool and stretched out his waist with a banging sound: "There are fire pits and grills, and everything is ready-made. ”

Bathhouse culture is also a formal culture, and in Yanchuan, "bathing in the bathhouse" is far more lethal than "going to take a bath."

Especially the open-air hot springs on the top of the mountain when the snow is white in winter. Some hot springs can cook eggs and corn. There is heavy snow all around the pool. In the distance, you can see the dancing silver snakes on the mountains. At your feet, you can see thousands of lights and people and cats in the spring water. , put a hot towel on your head, and freshly roasted rabbit and venison with hot wine will be delivered to you.

Wu Yisong couldn't help but fall into a trance when he thought about it.

It had only been a little over a year since the disaster occurred, but the scene in my memory felt like it had been a lifetime ago, all blurred and blurry. Only the mist of the hot spring water and the scent of rabbits were extremely real.

The sound of flames licking grease sizzled. Wu Yisong shook the water on his head and couldn't help but said: "Who would have thought that Teacher Cang, who made a mess outside, would be roasting rabbits for us here, Bai Yu I’ve never been to Beijing, but I can brag about how awesome you are today!”

"You don't know a lot, how can this be a problem?" Lao Wang winked and said, "Teacher Cang is on the island, and he watered an apple tree and a bush of wild roses with his own hands every day, and also kept chickens as pets. , the skill of brewing ginger brown sugar water is also very good, that’s called a proficient person.”

"Hey, our teacher Cang also has such a side of life?"

"He's just nostalgic."

Wu Yisong was distracted again.

"Okay you guys! Eat delicious food secretly and don't tell us!"

"That's right, everyone is just roasting a few rabbits. They didn't prepare our share in the first place, right?"

"It's not enough to squeeze your teeth! Li Cang, you thick eyebrows and big eyes, you actually betrayed the revolution."

Seeing Li Cang, who was unable to resist while being robbed of the fruits of his labor while laughing and playing with several female creatures such as Jiaojiao Song Qiang, Wu Yisong suddenly felt that he was really lucky.

Wu Yisong is indeed lucky.

The next day, the big boss of Wu Yisong's external relations and post-disaster resettlement department, who had always been indecisive, parachuted in and called Wu Yisong by name. As soon as he entered the office door, the other party threw a document to him: "You did it." A good plan?”

This case is just a forum publicity plan. When Wu Yisong was writing this case, he fell asleep and almost drooled on it.

good?

Is it possible that the current leader took the blame after the crime was discovered?

Unexpectedly, this young man with a die-hard military background actually changed the subject: "How are you recovering from your injury? Why don't you recuperate for a few more days before coming back to work? The unit should not be so busy yet. Someone is making things difficult for you?"

This was a bit direct. He didn't know how to answer it for a moment: "Minister, it's okay. The hospital just advises against strenuous exercise. It's good for your body to be busy."

"I'm not a few years older than you, just call me Brother Feng." Feng Yuanqing asked with a smile: "I heard that you and your girlfriend opened a studio making cleaning supplies together?"

Wu Yisong's heart skipped a beat, and he didn't dare to hide it: "Uh, yes, it's a handicraft workshop, just some small towels such as cleaning wipes and hand wiping."

"In this way, here at the unit, we can use whoever's stuff we use. It's always more secure to use our own stuff. I'll have a word with the logistics side in a while and I'll use your stuff from now on, but the quality control must be good, and the scale must also be Expand it appropriately so that it won’t look bad when your company hangs up your cooperative company sign.”

The sudden surprise overwhelmed Wu Yisong's mind, and he couldn't speak smoothly: "Huh? Thank you, leader!"

"Yisong"

"You said it!"

"Your girlfriend is also in the work unit, right? What do you think? If it's convenient, I can help my brothers and sisters to worry more about this aspect?"

When she returned home and told the news to Qiao Jiaojiao, Qiao Jiaojiao almost jumped up with joy: "What kind of expansion will it be? Use ours for the entire external relations arrangement? Meeting banquets and receptions! Hey, I can't do this directly. Too broad?"

"Every woman has a chance to be a wealthy woman. If a rich woman wants to be a narrow wife, it will be difficult to change from frugality to luxury." People are in high spirits during happy events, so their words are inevitably a bit presumptuous: "Ahem, you go first Don't be too happy too soon. The leader wants you to step down and focus on this area. Although the base does not have regulations in this regard, it will not be nice to say it out loud. "

"Wu Yisong, are you good? Who did you learn from?!" Qiao Jiaojiao's eyebrows almost stood up, and she rolled her eyes and said, "Didn't I tell you a long time ago that I didn't want to do it anymore? There's nothing to hesitate about. , From now on, I will spend the night with Qiangqiang and have fun together, in Wuhu!"

"Well, you really need to talk to Song Qiang later and make it clear so that she doesn't misunderstand. She did a lot when the three of us formed a partnership. Giving her 30% is a bit small now that I think about it."

"You have a conscience!"

"However, the name Fengyuanqing sounds familiar to me. He has never been to the unit headquarters. He found me when he came here today. I didn't pay attention to that case at all!"

"You, you, you said you were dumb but you were really dumb. Let me give you a hint: Li Cang!"

"Um?"

"If you don't even pay attention to the background of the boss of your department, you are really hopeless." Qiao Jiaojiao crossed her legs, "Feng Yuanqing is one of the few civilians in Bei Zhikang's family. He just landed in our unit on a temporary basis. , who usually works directly with Bei Zhikang, the first time Li Cang came to the base, he and Zhao Yang were in charge of reception, and they are very familiar with each other. "

"No wonder, it's a blessing in disguise for us."

Qiao Jiaojiao snorted: "You have thick eyebrows and big eyes. Who did you think owed you before?"

"No, that's not what I meant!" Wu Yisong said speechlessly: "This accident happened by chance, it was just a coincidence. It's just a shameless thing. Who would have thought that love is indeed a more dangerous motive than hate? ."

"I think it's not your liver that's injured, but your brain!" Qiao Jiaojiao retorted: "Still in love? If they pursue each other normally, can Qin Zhenzhen and Suo Zhihui draw guns with that Ji Xiwu? That Ji Xiwu is a human being. Scumbag, I’ve caused so many troubles to girls, and Suo Zhihui just ignored him, and he called a bunch of people to harass him every day. Does this kind of person deserve to be talked about like a pig?”

"That's how I used the analogy to make you excited."

"There's nothing good about a man. Hey, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. I'll go play with Song Qiang."

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Hospital.

Lao Wang fell down on the hospital bed in a decent manner, with the patient's posture and aura well grasped. He said to the young and lovely nurse, "Come back quickly, I'll wait for you on the bed!"

The nurse, the most unpleasant creature in the hospital besides the head nurse, paused slightly after hearing this: "Okay, okay, don't scream then!"

Lao Wang just wanted to see Li Cang who came with him because the young lady was not here, otherwise he would not dare to be so arrogant.

After taking the green light for prayer, I had to wait for a while for the nurse to come and give the injection. Out of boredom, Master Wang separated from the brother who jumped in the extra bed next door. Shao Qing exclaimed, half-horrified and half-surprised: " Testicular cancer? That thing can cause cancer?”

The languid elder brother murmured in an extremely speechless tone: "Please keep your voice down, the chance is relatively small, but it does happen."

"Then why did you come here?"

"There are no beds, so we need to be hospitalized first."

"Has it been cut? What's the prognosis like?"

"No, it's not cut."

Seeing that Lao Wang was about to cry because of his elder brother, Li Cang kicked this guy on the butt: "Shut up and pray for your sister. Prayers are for repair, not time assassins. Pray for Timi cancer cells." Hope, why don’t you let people get into the incinerator by themselves?”

The eldest brother really cried this time: "Doctor, I need to change the bed, I can't stay any longer!"

Lao Wang watched his eldest brother carrying the hospital bed and running away from the door for a long time, and sighed deeply: "Humans are so fragile, but their flesh and blood are so weak, and the machine can soar away!"

Yes, people are very fragile, and Lao Wang is no exception.

Lao Wang had already realized this when he saw the very generous nurse leading 4 nurses who were as tall as Lao Wang and had fierce looks on their faces.

The nurse waved her hand, and the four people pinned Lao Wang to the bed.

"No, let's talk about it." Lao Wang was slightly flustered: "Why don't you just get an injection? I'm not going to run away. How about such a big battle?"

The little nurse took out a syringe that was not much thinner than her arm and inserted a needle that was slightly thicker than a ballpoint pen refill. Her smile was as sweet as aspartame + cyclamate: "As promised, don't scream!"

"You are killing pigs. You don't even need such a thick needle to bleed pigs!"

"Don't talk nonsense. One stitch on the sole of the foot and one on the back of the knee. Sisters, please press it properly!"

The four burly women showed smiles like butchers asking for their lives: "Don't worry, Xiaotian, my sisters are capable. As long as he dares to go to the hospital bed in our hospital, no matter whether it is a human or an elephant, there will be no one like our four sisters." The one who couldn't hold it down. The one who couldn't be anesthetized and had to have his thigh cut off yesterday was all done by the sisters. He didn't move at all!"

Full feet?

Knees, knees, and knees?

Technical skills?

Lao Wang: Help me, help me!

Li Cang: Goose goose, what are you talking about?

So here comes the question: Given the syringe specifications, needle diameter, number of nurses, and bed number, how many injections did Lao Wang receive in the end?

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