The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

The next day, early morning.

Li Cang stretched his waist and subconsciously glanced at the hourglass when he came out.

When Li Lei came out, she also glanced at the hourglass curiously.

When Lao Wang came out, he glanced at the hourglass proudly.

Tai Xiaoyi.

"Oh, little miss, the dark circles under your eyes are Michelin-level, right?" Li Laisi teased: "Are you so excited that you can't sleep?"

The writing on the hourglass shows the reason, [Zhong Jianzhang: 306 pills in 1 bag]

Li Cang wondered what the hell was going on with him. When he was a kid, the pocket money given out by Grandpa Wang during the New Year would always be spent in one second. But now he has learned how to kill people and punish his heart?

Get up from your mother!

What a beast!

Li Cang said: "Well, a wild island came over last night. Without calling you, they got a bunch of pheasants, wild ducks, and a few flying dragons. I made soup and simmered it with charcoal and a casserole all night."

Lao Wang's eyes flashed green, "Feilong soup?"

"If you want to eat shit, it's pheasant soup."

"Fuck!" Lao Wang decisively raised his middle finger: "Then you want a hammer flying dragon?"

"Two females and one male."

Lao Wang blinked and changed his face: "My dear son, daddy loves you so much!"

"Don't get too close, I don't have a grandson like you."

Several people drink pheasant soup regularly, there is nothing surprising about it. The soup that has been simmered on the small charcoal stove for half a night is fresh and delicious. Each person has a bowl of soup. The chicken is shredded and thrown into the remaining soup to cook a pot of porridge. Just eat this With a bowl of soup and a pot of porridge, the four of them finished off a whole roasted antelope and eight grilled trout.

Lao Wang warned: "Don't throw away the bones! Later I will shave off the meat and smash it into pieces, then mix it with dried chili peppers and make a big meat and bone marrow soup!"

"Are you dreaming?" Li Lai Si didn't even raise her eyelids, "Drink three delicacies clear soup tonight!"

"Then I'll cook it myself. Vegetable soup is simply not for human consumption."

Li Cang had a different opinion: "The little lady raised hericium on the mushroom layer. She added three fresh vegetables and white fungus hericium in a casserole. Finally, she boiled some black-bone chicken slices and dipped them in her own condiments. Hiss!"

As the most fearful person, Lao Wang suddenly felt that the soup cooked with alien antelope bones might not be so fragrant: "Hmm! We are not going back to the base today, so we don't need to cook dinner. Well, when will we leave?" ?”

“I, I, I, I’m going to put on makeup!”

The little lady suddenly slapped her forehead and slipped away. Lao Wang followed in with a quick step, and the little lady's frightened scream suddenly came from inside.

Li Laixi looked at Li Cang: "Are these two hiding something from us? Is there something? There must be something! Something is wrong! Something is wrong with both of them!"

Li Cang weakly pointed at the hourglass plate: "Isn't this obvious?"

"Hey, tell me"

"I won't tell you, bitch, can you please stop gossiping?"

"I'm curious!" Li Laixi said matter-of-factly: "You two big beasts must have always been busy! You used to talk to me about everything! Suddenly I feel like you still like the way you treat me like a man. Come on. Come on, let’s talk about this big gossip!”

Seeing Li Laixi's heroic expression on Yunyi Bo Yuntian's face, Li Cang felt as if he had a heart attack.

"You hid it from me!" Li Laisi sneered: "Actually, I asked the little lady to make a nice little skirt——"

Li Cang has no desires or demands, and the ancient well has no waves. Ha, do you think I don't know that your relatives haven't left yet?

"I'll change it now!"

"In exchange, wait, wait, wait. Do you dare?"

Li Cang suddenly remembered that when this girl went to the base, she planned to invite her gang of motorcycle girls to clean the streets together. I would trade your grandma with a hammer and her brains would be ripped off!

"Say it quickly!"

"."

"Then I'll go now"

"Get some rest now!" Li Cang picked up this bitch and rushed to the jump point: "What's wrong with you! Do you know that the friendship between gentlemen is like water, but I have nothing to do to study that son of a bitch's xp hammer?"

"Goose goose~"

——————

At the base, the huge conference room only contains the sound of cigarettes and coughs from time to time. The fairyland-like scene is not only a test of lung function and visual physiology, but also an ultimate tempering of the mind.

A total of thirty or so tall, short, fat, and thin people with strong breaths obviously didn't take up much space, but they seemed to be able to compress the space and release pressure through the cigarettes in their mouths. They were several times their own number, and the majority of them were incompatible from their eyes to their temperaments. Pai was forcibly squeezed out and became a big piece of cake clinging to the window, fighting for the right to breathe like a drowning man.

Bei Zhikang, a long-time smoker, frowned, almost twisting into a knot; Wu Nansen smiled with a smile on his face and looked relaxed, with a detachment that had nothing to do with himself; Zhao Yang, blushing, sipped his tea with a sneer on his face, and looked at He looked like he had just won a fight, at least with a slight advantage.

Noisy is an eternal theme.

Dai Lihong is one, and Luo Zhen is another. This person essentially represents two batches of people who have been dismissed one after another. However, even after many artificial selections, the organizational structure of the base is still not clear. From the military to the political, from the inside to the From the outside to the public, the coordination between the old and new departments is quite low. After all, the interests pursued by the representatives of each department are different.

Again, you have your KPIs and I have my OKRs. Even taxes at the base have to be divided into three units to collect and understand?

Even a relatively mature political system cannot be put into practice in just three to five years. Some things are still made in the same place without changing the medicine at every turn.

cough!

In short, don't worry about big things and small things. A small quarrel every three days and a big quarrel every five days at the base is normalized differential competition. Regardless of whether the military or political leaders have delegated power to specific executors, they can implement it at all levels. Even if the two men, Bei Zhikang and Wu Nansen Together they cannot cover the sky with four hands.

When they suddenly got the explosive news that a two-way jump point might be settled in the base, the base's many talkative people almost broke apart in a biological sense, especially when Rao Qifang brought the news.

"Absolutely not!" The quarrel that had come to an end was taken out to take a breather, but the person who spoke this time was Pang Yuanliang, the leader of the 7th Base Coast Defense Force, one of the core members of Bei Zhikang's group. 1: "A sky island, or an orbiting sky island, to establish an unlimited spatial connection with the base. Is this a circuit that can be generated in the mind of a serious person? Is this a suggestion that a mature person in power should make? Just let the chrysanthemum of the base be exposed Let the zombies take it out at will! Our three major defense mechanisms have finally been established. Anyone who is not deaf or blind should not put millions of human lives on the table! Are you using it as a favor? The enemy is in the first three rows. There are bad guys in the conference room!"

The coastal defense force, the well-deserved first main force under Bei Zhikang, has the largest number and the strongest strength.

In addition, while maintaining his original identity as the chief instructor of 3/7 Base, Rao Qifang was appointed as the director of the Private Armed Group Control and Enforcement Department, a new department jointly established by the two bases, and at the same time assumed the fictitious leadership of the coastal defense, garrison, and assault of 7 Base. Military and political rank W, under the jurisdiction of Nightingale. This component is very complicated and difficult to remember, and there is no need to remember it. All you need to know is that Rao Qifang is Pang Yuanliang's colleague and "leader", and he is also Bei Zhikang's diehard loyalist.

Theoretically speaking, he should not "jump back".

When Pang Yuanliang stood up and accused Zhao Yang openly and openly, the whole thing suddenly became interesting.

The conference room was in an uproar. Almost everyone's eyes fell on the expressionless Bei Zhikang for a moment, wondering whether Pang Yuanliang's behavior was inspired by this purple beam. However, they automatically erased this in the next second. Realistically, if Bei Zhikang had given instructions, there would be no need for this meeting.

Zhao Yang sneered, and just as he was about to stand up and continue fighting, he was interrupted by Bei Zhikang's eyes and Feng Yuanqing's cough: "From the implementation of the base population to the attack on his country to the removal of Santa Catana and finally To the 83rd base, the 3/7 base has never suffered all the losses experienced by all disaster-resistant bases, settlements and resettlement camps in the outside world. Li Cang has contributed a lot. From the perspective of the Ministry of External Security, he has played an absolutely positive and absolute role in the recent development of the base. It has a beneficial effect. I can even say without giving you face, the base and the airspace around the base are rarely attacked. Most of the robbery groups will avoid this airspace when they learn the name of the 3/7 base. Some of them are his. He is also helpful in reducing everyone's workload. The base has already been bound to the same front with him, so why can't we further expand this advantage? "

The reason why Feng Yuanqing chose to speak out and mediate at this time is very simple. With Zhao Yang's abundant verbal ethics, if he allows him to continue to deal with Zu An, there will probably be a fight on the spot.

"Advantage?" Li Lincheng of the attacking army knocked on the table: "There are risks that are several times or dozens of times greater for every advantage. I don't need to say more about the dangers of the track line. Everyone knows that a direct line to the rear of the base can provide A jump channel for unlimited alienated bloodline creatures to pass through. Oh, if there is a leak on his side——"

Zhao Yang: "What are you talking about? If the base is so big and you still have to worry about one or two jump points affecting safety, then it means that the base itself is not fucking safe! You need the assault force and the coastal defense force. Are you a freeloader? My grandma is more courageous than you even when she is on a crutch! And you, Tang Ziye, just laugh at me, you are not a good person, you are the best paid guard in Sanxie. You’re the worst at it, but you still deserve to laugh at your father?”

It starts again and it starts again!

Feng Yuanqing pinched his eyebrows in pain, "You can do it, you are all my father!"

Bei Zhikang frowned and said, "If you scold me again, get out of here."

"Goose Goose"

"Hang bang bang"

"laugh"

"Shut up!!"

Quietly, Tang Ziye had to stand up and said when the other two looked at each other: "Let me mention one thing, let's not engage in those vain things. Let's get straight to the point. Look, everyone, the problem The key lies in these points. First, the jump channel follows the orbital island, so any emergency may happen, not to mention that Li Cang has been exposed to his vision of the country. After all, this is where the jump point comes from. Yes, I don’t need to say more about the speed of the orbital island. The tracks are all established routes and are easy to be tracked. Secondly, if there is a problem with Li Cang, don’t blame me for speaking harshly. Even if there is such a thing, even this kid can’t solve it. thing, we will still be the ones to suffer; thirdly, in the worse case scenario, he himself is the biggest problem, his combat effectiveness, um, war strength, that kind of combat logic, everyone here, let me say one thing, who can, Anyone who dares to come forward and guarantee that this person will not raise the base for coins will treat all the questions above as nonsense. I am the first to raise my hands to support this matter."

"He has a history of mental illness"

I don’t know who made the cut in a low voice, and many people suppressed their laughter in a low voice.

"Dangdang~" A woman in a blue and black uniform stood in the long pancake that was "deposited" steadily along the window, and knocked on the window glass: "Escape the important and take the easy. If possible, please be more concerned about your identity, but don't Don’t you have to be so hypocritical?”

"Who are you?"

"What do you mean!"

Because it was so cloudy and foggy, no one at the conference table could see clearly who this person was for a while, and his tone was not much more polite because the speaker was a female.

The woman walked to the conference table, showing a cold face, with murderous intent in her eyes: "Believe me, we will deal with each other often in the future. Let me introduce myself. My surname is Sikou, and I have the character "Luo" in my ID card. Two, total employment tax last month.”

Pang Yuanliang, Li Lincheng, Tang Ziye: "."

The levy, defense and coastal defense have their own revenue, and they have to pay taxes on their income, then...

Nowadays, the base’s tax department is rushing to kill people. Who the hell wants to have anything to do with the tax chief who took office in this special atmosphere?

Sikou, an ancient official name, mainly responsible for prison, meaning punishment, compound surname, this woman is not easy to mess with at first sight!

"The three main pillars of the base? Don't you be vain? I think you will just scheming like a group of angry shrews all day long! Let's get straight to the point, right? Let's get straight to the point. Why are you avoiding talking about Rao Qifang? I think that once the two-way jump channel is implemented, Rao Qifang The hard power under my command will surpass that of any of you, right? You don’t want to improve your own strength, do you think it’s time for you to start involution?”

The sound of a knife scraping against the spine seemed to resound in the conference room, and then there was silence.

Sikoro shouted out a single note: "While the tax on private armed forces has been rising at a rate of 400%, the tax on levy troops has been falling continuously in three months, 7.7%, 8.6%, and will fall even more this month." I don’t care what you are doing, what you are eating, and who is responsible for connecting with me. Tomorrow, please send a few people from your expeditionary army who can read numbers and calculate accounts to my office to explain this. The specific reason for the crazy moth behavior is the garrison the day after tomorrow, and the shore defense army the day after tomorrow.

"I don't care how many there are on the base or how many jump points there will be in the future, but my taxes, no matter who I am, don't pay a dime less! I want to see the tax amount move at a satisfactory curve every month Growth! When the base wants to develop, there will always be someone holding us back, it doesn’t matter who it is, it can’t be you!”

Sikoluo stared at the three confused and restless military giants, almost naming them one by one through his teeth.

"Pang Yuanliang, Li Lincheng, and Tang Ziye, can you three understand what I'm saying? If not, I'll help you understand!"

"Also, Commander Bei, I would like to apply for multiple additional quotas for the tax bureau as specially invited armed tax enforcement officers. Please approve it. Here are the application documents!"

A stack of papers, God knows where she took them out.

Some people who haven't been blinded by the smoke have already seen the signatures in big red letters, including but not limited to Li Cang, Rao Qifang, Li Lei, Martinis, Bian Xiu, Xiahou Haiwei, Lu Daolian, Fu Tingzhi, Mai Feifei, Pu Yuan .

Oh, the last few names are the directors of the first and second hospitals, the director of the funeral parlor, and the chief undertaker who are familiar to everyone in the base. Are they going to have a one-stop process from collecting taxes to executing fines to being admitted to the hospital for burial and cremation? direct? !

Bei Zhikang opened his mouth slightly, until he burned his finger with a cigarette butt, he suddenly hissed and coughed awkwardly: "This, Xiao Si."

"Sikou, my surname is Sikou!"

"Well, Comrade Sikou, Instructor Rao's official title is already long enough and inappropriate. This is definitely inappropriate."

Sikoluo frowned. The air around him seemed a bit thicker and colder. He pulled out a document from a pile of documents and continued: "Please approve! My request is reasonable and in compliance with the regulations!"

Bei Zhikang: "."