The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Li Laixi suddenly appeared and looked Li Cang up and down: "Is it done? Are you in a state of heavy blood explosion again?"

Li Cang laughed loudly, picked up Li Laisi and started spinning her around in circles and throwing objects at high altitudes.

"Nervous!"

He was just cursing, but he didn't mind doing a few difficult gymnastics moves in the air to suit Li Cang's mood. For Li Laixi, who practiced daily by stepping on a few meters of soft piles, this level of skill couldn't be called a show, it was too childish.

Hanging the girl's long legs around her waist, Li Cang hugged her and washed his face with a vicious gesture: "Why are you back?"

"I'm afraid you'll have trouble thinking about it and find a short-term life or something. I'm so sorry for you!"

It wasn't funny. The two of them consciously avoided the topic, even feeling slightly embarrassed.

Li Laisi was carried into the stilted building as soon as she was lost in thought, so she squinted her eyes and pushed Li Cang's head hard, glaring fiercely: "What are you doing? You've been working hard all day and you haven't taken a shower yet!"

Li Cang blinked and suddenly said meaningfully: "Oh~"

My sister said that we are going to do some kind of plot that has to be preceded by taking a bath?

Li Laixi was filled with anger, ashamed and irritable.

"What are you talking about? I'm going to die. Get out of here!"

"Stop touching! Go!"

"What are you doing again?"

Li Cang summoned a bag of golden melon seeds from the hourglass board and waved it in front of Li Laixi's eyes.

"You, you, you, you are despicable, shameless, perverted!" Li Laixi gritted her teeth, but she soon lost her shyness: "Wow, wow, wow, look, look, look, poor little lady, Lao Wang's bag of gold The melon seeds were taken away by him! When?"

"You can't even protect yourself, how can you still care about others?"

Li Laisi rolled her eyes, and once again used the brotherly tone that she was very good at, coupled with a disdainful sneer: "Ah, you feed a tiger with your body, cut your flesh and feed it to an eagle, stomp your feet and grit your teeth, what's the matter? I can’t bear it. At worst, I’ll treat it like a dog chewing me!”

It was not very lethal but extremely insulting. Li Cang became angry.

"What a spoiled bitch! Fortunately, I still want to muddle along and save you some dignity. Now you have one second to reorganize your words to apologize for my kindness!"

"sorry!!!"

"It's late. I don't even understand the basic rules of apology. Where is your sincerity? Where is your common sense?"

Hanging around with guys like Mr. Li Cang all day long, it's just slang, but Dalei Zi is experienced in many battles. She doesn't understand anything, but that's not what she cares about. When she sees Li Cang pretending to be confused, he pretends to understand. It felt like the twenty pounds on my chest were half full of energy. The ancient god whispered in someone's ear: "Use it for this? Are you sure?"

"Oh, wait for death!"

"Coward~"

Li Cang just pretended not to hear.

Only a stupid boy with no emotional intelligence would be obsessed with the ingredients of such nonsense. Believe it or not, he really dared to have such bold and impolite ideas. This bitch could turn her back on the spot and eat him alive without even a dish of soy sauce and vinegar for dipping. ? !

Seeing Li Cang kicking Miss Qiu to the outside of the stilted building to guard the door without even a hesitation, Li Laisi secretly held the corner of her lips and said softly with gleaming eyes: "Put me down."

"What? Aren't you taking a shower?"

Li Laisi shut Li Cang out of the bathroom door with a bang, and laughed so hard: "Get out of here, what good things are you thinking about? Go wash your own clothes, and remember to bring a change of clothes for me. On the tiger skin carpet tiger The cabinet your head is facing."

If you were a normal person, this would have to be an incompetent and furious sentence that started with "I was extremely angry all night long." But who was Teacher Cang? He was just stunned for a moment and then reacted.

This timi also has an unexpected gain

You see, comrades, that’s why the revolutionary will must be firm!

You have to show your respect for the mother and follow the rules, even if you have a towel with you after taking a shower, you can listen to the words of a woman who looks like she's very good at lying. One day, he rushed to the room and opened the cabinet. Li Cang saw a whole row of hanging silk nightgowns without even looking at them. He dug down again, and sure enough, he found a pile of bathrobes and home clothes under the perfunctorily folded bathrobes. A box that feels familiar

It's so hidden, buddy, I finally saw you little cuties again. It feels like the last time I saw them happened a lifetime ago!

Teacher Cang, who rarely had a large amount of food, was so happy that he picked through a lot of boxes.

Whale bone hairy classic maid formal dress?

Eight layers inside and outside is too cumbersome!

Collar bell chain?

I'm temporarily allergic to this stuff today!

Wait, this timi is a phoenix robe?

Thank you for your kindness, we will try another day, next time for sure!

Teacher Cang felt pained and happy at the same time. He chose an outfit that was full of style. When he handed it to her through the door, he even heard a surprised "Hey" coming from inside.

When Li Cang went to another bathroom to wash himself off, ahem, after he came out clean, the main light in the bedroom had been turned off, and a few ambient lights cast a faint light.

Some lesbians may seem like they have an iron-blooded temperament that can kill a truckload of hate, but they actually know how to be romantic!

Li Laisi sat at the end of the bed with her body sideways and a strange look on her face. When she heard Li Cang's movement, her body trembled, as if she felt a little embarrassed and ashamed.

Wearing a double-breasted waist-length undershirt, the long-sleeved shirt has a fairy-like air. The undershirt is embroidered with clear water and gold, and the suspenders are in the color of hibiscus and lotus. The underskirt is divided into layers and is lined with a large piece of goose-white gauze. Xiu was dignified and graceful. The most rare thing was that Li Lai Si styled her hair in a short period of time, only half of it was done. The lower part was tied up with red silk, but the jade hairpin and golden steps were still intact.

I have long said that this thing is fun when you marry someone home. Li Cang took out his cell phone and took a series of pictures.

"What are you taking pictures of?" Li Lai Lai rolled her eyes at him angrily, feeling a little shy in a rare way: "The size is not suitable. I'm not easy to wear this kind of shoulder strap. I need the kind of halter neck strap that goes through the neckline and goes through the knot. , it’s a bit ugly if the skirt is low and not tight.”

Li Cang turned to her, and even though he had done enough mental preparation, he still took a breath of cold air. "Female donor, it's not a question of whether the size is suitable or the size is too low or too high. You are hanging in the air!"

"Not ugly, not ugly!"

Looking at Li Cang's two scorching eyes like a wolf, Li Laisi began to grind her teeth again: "You lsp! This is all you have in terms of aesthetics? Can you still have any potential?"

"My aesthetics really can't withstand these two terrible and heavy critical blows!"

"Pfft! Pfft~"

Li Laisi kicked him twice with her small feet with exquisite arches. She looked so sloppy with only about 500 kilograms of foot travel. Compared to her usual days, she could be called a gentle and virtuous woman with three obediences and four virtues. Then she kicked him and said slightly cheerfully. : "Isn't there a few pieces of Hanfu with different styles? I'll take this one with the little lady to change the size later. Now, I won't go. You can go by yourself!"

Li Cang pounced on her: "What makes our Comrade Dalei Zi suddenly so considerate?"

"Because the clothes you got before were so ugly that I didn't even notice it. I'll give you a passing grade on this one."

"Ugly?" Li Cang felt like he had been insulted: "The cheongsam is ugly? Can Sir Tushan's change of clothes be called ugly? Hiss. I was wrong, I was wrong!!"