The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Standing behind the gate of the 3/7 Base Joint Education Center Campus, Li Cang felt like he was sleepwalking.

Just now, just outside this gate, they all called me little brother, and occasionally handsome boy. I have not lost myself. However, as soon as I entered the Hou family, my integrity was as deep as the sea. From then on, my moral integrity was no longer a passerby. This group of idiots actually-" Are Loris, Irene, and Aurora’s dad here?”

"Come, come. Actually, I'm not that. I'm the guardian."

"Hello, hello, I didn't expect that the father of three children is so young, and I am the children's teaching assistant!" An intellectual woman about 40 years old wearing glasses came forward, flipping through the document in her hand, and mouthing Li said quickly and gently: "You speak Chinese very well! You are also very handsome! Your face and bones really look like our flower growers! You, uh... I'm sorry, wait a minute, there doesn't seem to be anything on this Leave your name. I don’t know much about foreign names. How should I call you Auora Tudor Medici? Is your surname Tudor or Medici?”

"people"

"ah?"

"I want to say that I am their guardian. I am made in China."

"Oh oh oh, I'm sorry, you see this is a misunderstanding. Please come this way and walk over along the sign with the little welcome guests later." The female teaching assistant led the way and handed it to Li Cang. Zhang said while listing the process: "We are also sorry for wasting all parents' precious time, but today is not only the first school-wide parent-teacher meeting, but also the first anniversary of the founding of the Central School. It is very important to the school, the children, and us." important"

"Brother, you are here!"*3

"Brother, go this way!"*3

"Brother."*3

The three little guests were wearing lace princess dresses with angel wings on the back. They even had makeup on their faces, dotted with paper stars and diamonds. They didn’t know if they were going to perform a show soon. Come to think of it, this pink cat The triplets with big eyes that shine like pink diamonds, the head teacher is crazy enough to leave them alone and not let the real gold bury the pearls in the dust.

The scene was basically a sea of ​​people. Li Cang had never seen such a huge crowd of people in the busiest downtown area of ​​the base. Everyone and every child had a smile on their face. The parents knew each other as if they were a family. They were always greeting and chatting with each other, but Li Cang only felt that these people were like drooling Kenteros, rushing towards him in groups, as if they might tear him apart at any time. They might suddenly rush over and follow him at any time. He chats.

Simply terrible!

You are causing a massacre!

Facts have proved that not only school teachers and children attach great importance to this school celebration + parent-teacher meeting, but parents also attach great importance to it. Li Cang saw a child surrounded by 7 parents, all dressed up to attend the colorful show. He just couldn't find out which of the seven women was the child's real mother.

In addition to the parking lot, all kinds of servants of fate and strange beasts used as transportation crowded the originally designated parking area, and even occupied half of the playground.

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By the way, am I embarrassing the kids? I seem to be the only one who walked here?

Li Cang took out the hat he had prepared and put it on, lowering the brim: You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me.

"Mr. Li Cang, please sign your name. Just sign it here."

"Pfft, cough, cough. What are you doing?"

"I am the class teacher of Cloris, Irene, and Aurora. I must understand their family relationships. This is my job." Zhu Yijun, who was wearing a uniform and skirt, smiled and stretched out her hand: "Cang Teacher, I’m glad to see you. I’ve followed your posts~”

The two were talking at the door.

There were only thirty-one students, but they were all crammed into Parent No. 116's classroom. As if someone had cast a spell, there was a sudden pause. Some were dumbfounded, while others were whispering to each other. All eyes were on them without exception. He drifted involuntarily toward the door.

Li Cang: "."

Class-based interactions in the form of regular parent-teacher meetings, buffet lunch in the cafeteria, speeches by school leaders, speeches by student representatives, awards for outstanding students, cultural performances by parents and students, and a thank you and commendation ceremony for donations received by the school within a year

The whole process lasted until half past two in the afternoon. Li Cang's expression and limbs were stiff because the outrageous vice principal actually threw away the original manuscript during his speech: "Today, the relevant leaders of our central school, All the teachers and students welcomed a distinguished guest with honor and excitement. He has made an indelible contribution to all disaster relief bases in China and to the establishment of security and peace in the 3/7 base. He has been awarded "

Needless to say what happened next, there was an uproar.

Even the leaders of the education department and the principal and secretary were shocked. Obviously, the vice-principal's off-the-cuff speech and the subsequent speech in which he asked for rewards were unplanned and most likely a personal act.

Damn spotlight!

Damn that old man!

Li Cang, who was forced to take the microphone, did not disappoint the vice-principal's expectations. He politely expressed that he was just an isolated person on the track, ordinary and unremarkable, and had his own difficulties. To be pragmatic, the fate coin and I won’t mention things like click cards. Don’t the children have social practice classes? Ma MaHuHu donated a hundred tons of rail line specialties as materials for the children’s social practice classes. He will try his best to select those that are relatively complete, if storage conditions permit. If so, there can still be some fresh ones.

At that time, the vice principal's face was purple and he was on the verge of collapse. On the contrary, the principal and the teachers were extremely excited - Li Cang had indeed solved the school's urgent need by accident.

In this general environment, it is very necessary to cultivate the courage of children to face disasters and reality from an early age, but we can't just talk empty words, right?

However, the fact is that regardless of the walking dead beasts, they have always been a scarce resource. Those things can be exchanged for destiny coins regardless of their rank. How can there be enough explanation? Even if the base works hard to supply, various units and parents often feed and donate , the teacher-student ratio of certain types of social practice courses is still rising from 1:60 all year round, the complete one is 1:450, and the complete and fresh one is about 1:2000.

"It's okay now. Is there a warehouse? Preferably a warehouse with refrigeration." Li Cang held the three little ones, surrounded by a group of education leaders and social practice teachers with red eyes: "How can there be a shortage? To this extent?”

The vice-principal was nowhere to be seen, and it is estimated that it will be difficult to see him in the school in the future.

"Principal Shan, can you tell Teacher Cang?"

"That's right, is it Principal Shan's territory? The situation must be clearer than us."

"Let me tell you." Principal Shan, who was about 60 years old and had an ordinary appearance but a pair of bright eyes, said with a wry smile: "Then you deserve the disrespect and deserve it, Comrade Li Cang. To tell you the truth, this kind of No matter how shameless I am about donating, I will still eat it.”

There was a group of good-natured laughter all around.

"The situation is like this. This year, the Central School received 50,000 to 70,000 walking zombies of all levels and almost 3,000 exotic beasts of various types through purchases, donations, and decentralization of resources from the base. It sounds like a lot, right?"

"But the number of students in the four grades of high school, middle school, primary school and kindergarten has now exceeded 60,000, and it continues to increase at a very high rate. A large number of students are enrolling every day. According to the preliminary population statistics of the base, teenagers and The proportion of children should be around 16~18.5%, and the existing population of the base will soon exceed 4 million. Even with the current population, even if the enrollment rate is only half or even lower."

"Students have to attend classes all the time. When the school was first built, there were only a few thousand students. It was guaranteed that each class could have at least one relevant social practice course every two days. After two months, it became three days. Once, then once every five days, and then two classes merged into one large class and three classes. Now it has developed to the point where teachers often use servants of fate to teach, but after all, that kind of thing cannot be considered a real practice. The corpses are hand-controlled and are different in many places, which can easily lead to unnecessary misleading for children.”

"Living materials can also be treated and raised and accumulated. Although it is not easy, it can still be done. It will only cost some manpower and material resources and is a bit cumbersome. As for those parts, the repair cost will slow down after being used a few times. Increase slowly.”

Li Cang understood. This situation was indeed an angle that he had not considered. Should he be considered a half-grown man living in poverty?

Principal Shan asked with a bit of expectation and shame: "Donations are done over and over again, not over and over again. The school cannot beg for food all the time. Comrade Li Cang, look, can we occasionally get it from you or from Panda at a low price?" It is really difficult for schools to purchase some educational materials there, and they really can’t compete with those organizations and individuals.”

This involves the issue of the lowest price and circulation value of the sacrificial bag. Li Cang lowered his head and thought for a while, then affirmed: "I have no problem. Although the level is not too high, the categories should be better than those here at the base." Be richer. As for the pandas, I’ll go back and ask them how to dispose of their trophies. If appropriate, let them contact the school.”

"Okay, okay!"

"marvelous!"

"Savior!"

Principal Shan was extremely grateful, and a group of social practice teachers were eager to embrace Li Cang's relatives like wolves and tigers.

Li Cang himself doesn't have much energy to produce materials. Based on the recent combat equivalent, the actual consumption of dog legs, especially the No. 1 dog legs, is simply not proportional to the existing inventory. As for the garbage materials that even the No. 1 dog legs can't make. There are more, almost all of them are sacrificed with one hand, and they are too lazy to bother. It is much more cost-effective to have a good appetite than to let the little coin kid take the bottom.

"Then it's settled?"

"Okay, I will let you know when there is news about Panda. However, there is a problem. My materials are sent through the one-way channel on the other side of the fortress. You need to send someone to pick them up yourself."

"No problem! This is not a problem! It should be!"

Finally, Li Cang had a decent discussion with his class teacher Zhu Yijun about the learning problems of the three little ones, and silently wiped the sweat off his forehead amidst the many thanks from a group of old, middle-aged and young people.

Hot Springs Mountain Villa.

As soon as Kong Jingqiao opened the door, she saw a three-meter-long, blue crystal-like little Kun swung its tail and floated along the road one meter above the ground. Li Cang was lying on the fish's back in a big letter shape, and the three little ones were guarding it obediently.

The scene was really a bit shocking. It felt like the Sky Island version of the coffin funeral, which scared Kong Jingqiao.

"What, what happened?"

"Didn't you say you were just going to the parent-teacher meeting?"

"What's going on? Are you injured? Who did it! Who did it!"

Li Cang opened his eyes with lifeless eyes, and raised his arm as if he was in the end: "Auntie Kong, I'm fine, can you give me a beer, cold one."

Kong Jingqiao was stunned for three seconds, and her tone of voice changed: "Fangfang! Fangfang, come out quickly! Li Cang is not right! He wants to drink! He asked me for a drink! Fangfang Come out and have a look!"

Li Cang: "."

Li Cang's appearance almost made Lao Wang laugh to death: "Don't even mention the operating table, you won't be injured so badly even if you go to Syria!"

Old Wang still understands Li Cang. Seeing him lying there with his eyes blank and a walking corpse even after being beaten by three lackeys, he took out a 2-liter bottle of ice cola from the refrigerator and threw it to him. Li Cang lay there and took the cola, unscrewed the lid and bit the bottle, and saw the liquid level in the bottle with a little ice slag dropping rapidly, dropping, and dropping again.

Cangosaurus absorbs water!

Old Wang shuddered and couldn't help but protect his stomach: "Damn, it's a stub!"

Li Cang made a boring voice: "Do you know how many hello I said today? 960 sentences, do you know how many goodbye I said? 1283 sentences, I, Timi, may have said everything I said in this life today! "

Snap, snap!

Jin Yujing threw an apple, Rao Qifang threw an enamel cup, Kong Jingqiao looked at the spatula in her hand, thought about it and decided not to throw it.

"What are you talking about?"

"Stinky boy, stop talking nonsense!"

"Mom, I'm going to run away." Li Cang said deeply: "I think there are some heavier things now that have seriously hindered my deep yearning for maternal love."

"Isn't it just asking you to attend a parent-teacher meeting."

"Isn't that a parent-teacher meeting! Didn't you even look at the process sheet? My goodness, there are hundreds of thousands of students and parents, hundreds of thousands of people, that's not a place for decent people to stay. It took a whole day, and that idiotic vice principal even CPUed me in public. Fortunately, I made some money in the end The money was returned, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to hold on until I got home, I'm @#￥%"

"Isn't it a parent-teacher meeting?" Rao Qifang felt guilty: "The kind where parents sit on their children's seats and hold papers to be criticized in the classroom? When Li Lasi was a child, I was criticized every day! Are parent-teacher meetings like this now? Hold a mass criticism meeting with tens of thousands of people? Is this legal? Son, are you sure you are going to school? Did you go the right way? Not some other weird place? How about we report them!"

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