The Mushroom House is heading to Shengtang: Qiqi scares Boss Bai to tears

stiff? corpse!

This picture is so weird.

A lolita who is less than 10 years old, wearing an official robe from the Qing Dynasty, is hanging on the vines of a five-meter-high tree.

I don’t know how to hang it up?

The vines had just enough time to tie a knot and wrap around her thin white neck. The tree vines have been twisted into a twist. As the vines twist, the 'little loli' is also slowly turning counterclockwise.

"Ah, I can’t see it anymore."

Two seconds later he turned back.

"Hello, my name is Qiqi, and I am a zombie."

Everyone QAQ: Hey, hey, you've already said it once...

Zombie, this is too...?

The most outrageous thing is that I have never seen a hanged person who can still talk? Let alone the person in front of me. You rushed down with your little hands! Whoever hanged himself didn't use his hands to grab the noose!

You are hanging so firmly on the tree vine and you can speak clearly. It's super scary, right

?!

It’s not really a zombie, is it?

In the hot summer, a sudden chill passes by, and a chill hits my forehead.

"Sister Mi...I...my legs are weak."

Bai Lu felt her legs trembling. She leaned against Yang Mi and seemed to feel a sense of safety.

"Aren't you going to catch little zombies?"

Yang Mi glanced at me, are you like this?

Looking at everyone's pale faces, am I the only one who thinks this little zombie is cute?

Is there something wrong with me?

There was a gasp in the live broadcast room. After getting angry, 10,000 grass mud horses complained and were arriving at the battlefield.

/I'm a muddy horse. I scared my dad to death./

/Zombies?/

/Is it a magic trick?/

/I think it's electronic and preset. Didn't you see that she only said,"My name is Qiqi and she is a zombie"? /

A barrage with a special logo rolled in.

/(The 78th generation young Taoist priest from Maoshan): I also think this 'little zombie' is fake. Look at the talisman on her forehead. The talisman is divided into [talisman head]】、【Talisman gallbladder], some Talisman seals also have [talisman tail]】/

/(The 78th generation Taoist priest from Maoshan): Her [Futou] is the word [Shang], which is unique to 'Zhu Youke', and Zhu Youke itself is about medicine and treatment.. But generally, the talisman for suppressing evil is"Emperor", and the talisman"Shang" is very strange. Could it be that it is treating a zombie instead of sealing and suppressing it?/

/Boss/

/Although I don’t understand it, I feel powerful/

/No matter, worship first/

/Worship +1/

/Let's just say it's fake. It must be a stunt done by the show crew. /

The little Taoist priest of the 78th generation sent two barrages, and the person disappeared.

The more he looked at it, the more strange the spell became.

Because its 'symbol' is a word similar to '王'

‘Most of the time, the meaning of"talisman" is: borrowing power from"a certain god"; being witnessed by"a certain god"; or being subordinate to"a certain god".

Who does the word"王" refer to?

Could it be the Corpse King general?

No matter what it refers to, this is not a talisman to suppress evil or seal spirits, but to borrow power from a certain god.

Then there is the"Fu Dan" part in the middle, which clearly has the word"田".

Taoism has a saying,"Two things should be avoided when encountering ghosts".

The word"ghost" is often written as"上田下儿", or simply replaced with the word"田".

In other words, a ghost borrowed power from King XX?

The little Taoist priest of the 78th generation was immediately frightened. After taking a screenshot, he went to find his master. He always felt that this talisman was extremely weird.

In fact, this talisman is just Qiqi's ID card: 'The Zombie of the Immortal Liyue under the Rock King'’

=￣ω￣=

"Are you too bad to scare people in this way?"

Zhang Fanyi reacted, pinched his orchid fingers, and went to criticize Wang Zhengyu.

The program team: Rolling mud horse's eggs!

The old village chief didn't pay attention to their doubts. He raised his neck and asked with concern:"Master Qiqi, who are you? Have you forgotten to do calisthenics again?"

"Well, my body is stiff!"

As a little zombie, you need to do calisthenics regularly to keep your body flexible!

"Mr. Qiqi, please stay here for a while, I will call the master of the house right now!"

…………

At this time, in the thatched cottage and wooden house halfway up the back mountain, a young man with short hair was arguing fiercely with a girl dressed strangely.

"Hutao, can you stop scaring the village chief?"

"But I want to expand the number of customers for our 'Shangshengtang', one customer, two customers, three customers. How long has it been and we have only handled three customers in total?"

Although there was a healing smile on the girl's face, there was a hint of sadness in her eyes.

The business volume is small.

"But how can you expand like this? What kind of mid-year promotion? As long as the village chief signs the bill, you will get 100 urns for free!"

"The person is not dead yet, so you, Hall Master Hu, will give you the urn for free first, right?"

The young man rubbed his forehead, as if he was so angry that his blood vessels would explode.

"Not only that, but also……"

"If you serve ten people at one time, you will get a 30% discount!"

"I've heard of the concept of 'wholesaling', but dead people can do wholesale. This... is really unheard of!"

"These are all trivial matters, but the most outrageous thing is that the Shengshengtang has a big promotion for a limited time, buy one and get one free, buy two and get three free, the more you buy, the more!"

"You...you want to piss me off to death, you!"

Young man's head hurts. I really liked the character Hu Tao at first, so I distorted her in the second appearance, but I really didn't expect how much trouble this character would cause in reality!

Half a year ago, I The third uncle fainted in anger and was almost buried by Hu Tao. Three months ago , he almost burned the third grandma.

"whee."

The girl seemed to have noticed something was wrong, and she spat out her sweet tongue.

"I...don't we have to consider our financial situation? Look, Qiqi doesn't even have coconut milk to drink."

"She also needs to run out to collect medicine to supplement the family's income."

"It's very pitiful to have to bear such a heavy burden at such a young age."

"Well, what about Qiqi?"

Three-day summer promotion, recharge 100 and get 500 VIP points!

Grab a deposit now (activity time: August 13th to August 15th)