In the northern part of the Xuanwu Continent, Tianyun City in Lingxi Prefecture, Yunjia.
"Oh mamaa!!"
A teenager rolled off the bed in all directions amid a scream.
The
boy rubbed his buttocks, which had been broken into eight petals, and his little heart was thumping.
Looking around and being surprised, as if seeing something strange, cold sweat instantly wet all the pants.
It turns out that this unfamiliar environment is completely different from the world I know.
"I have to send it, where am I?"
Fortunately, the memories in my mind slowly came out.
It is pointed out in memory that the boy's original name was Ma Goudan, and he was a Huaguo dick, and he achieved nothing until he was 24 years old, and his mind was spent on pursuing the goddess.
It took a lot of effort to barely catch up with the so-called goddess.
Who would have thought that the goddess who misses each other is a person who doesn't want Bilian, of course, Ma Goudan doesn't know it at all.
On this day, the goddess invited Ma Goudan to the 18th floor of a five-star hotel to open a room and chat about life, and Goudan was naturally excited.
Excited heart trembling hands, can it be said that today is going to say goodbye to Xiao Zuo and Xiao You, who have been used for more than 20 years?"
"Tonight, the master is going to incarnate into a night of fourteen times, and learn from him Zhao Zilong to come to Changban Slope seven in and seven out, hahahaha!" The
dog who arrived first was crookedly energetic, and suddenly heard a sound outside the door, and Ma Goudan looked back excitedly.
The goddess did come, but she also brought a large group of muscular brothers, and in the blink of an eye, she surrounded the door three layers inside and three layers outside.
Seeing this, Ma Goudan hadn't recovered from the crooked world, rubbed his little hands and muttered
: "Fuck, play with such flowers, this, is it so exciting?"
But I saw the goddess with her hands on her chest, holding up the towering and firm peak, and said slowly with a contemptuous smile:
"Ma Goudan, you stinky dick and still want to eat the old lady's tofu? And
this group of brothers comprehended, rushed into the room with a big mouth, and smoked the horse and dog eggs in place 720 degrees rotation and jumping.
Feeling the red five-finger mountain mark on his face, the horse and the dog wanted to cry without tears, how could Nima's beat people as soon as he came up, there was something wrong.
Bi Chi said directly: "Ma Goudan, for the sake of your licking dog's deep affection for me, hand over all your valuables, and the old lady will consider leaving you a pair of underwear as a fig leaf!"
Ma Goudan roared angrily
: "My brother's happy life is gone, and you still want to take advantage of the fire to rob after being like this, are you still human?"
The anger value was instantly full, a catapult started, spread his hands and went straight to the towering mountain peak, Ma Goudan nervously closed his eyes and shouted:
"I'm fighting with you!"
The ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, and the brother Gui No. 1 dodged in front of the goddess.
At this time, Ma Goudan had a puzzle in his mind, this touch is not quite right, how can it be as hard as a stone, and it can still move!
" Second goods, see clearly with your dog eyes, you are pinching my pectoralis major muscle!"
As soon as the words fell, Brother Gui punched out at Ma Gou's egg noodle door.
The horse and dog eggs flew upside down like a kite with a broken string, and coincidentally, the window was not closed.
Ma Goudan flew straight out of the window, at this moment he was stunned, his life in the past 20 years or so aggrieved is gone?
Ma Goudan summed up a truth saying, the more beautiful a woman is, the less good it is! Licking a dog is not a good death!
However, this weightlessness of the rapid fall made Ma Goudan react, and he was kissing Mother Earth with an acceleration of 10 meters per second.
!!Suddenly
, in the ring on the ring finger of his left hand, a golden light blinded the dog's eyes, instantly enveloping all the horses and dogs.
When the horse dog came back to his senses, the big belly had already come into close contact with the earth.
"Shhh
There are all kinds of signs that the place where you are is no longer the modern metropolis.
"I'm here, this is a crossing?!"
Fortunately, I didn't read a lot of novels before, and Ma Goudan instantly realized his current situation.
"Wait! What the hell is my voice?" When
I heard my voice, I was instantly confused, how dare I feel that I was still in the period of voice change?
Sadly, he is a big man with five big and three thick, and now he has become a fifteen or sixteen-year-old young man.
Happily, this thing turned out to be a handsome one, exuding a hint of a little milk dog.
Looking at his evil smile with a little anger, Ma Goudan couldn't help but sigh:
"If I were a woman, I would fall in love with myself...... Ahh
"Strange, isn't this the stall I picked up at the antique market?"
The horse dog egg is curious to take it off and explore, and it may be a supreme treasure to be able to follow it through.
"it, hell it's a hell!!" This
ring is like Mount Tai not moving at all, and this effort, the sweat of the bean is scattered all over the ground, and he is even more delicate.
"Ouch, I'm young, why am I so weak?"
Thinking of this horse and dog, he lowered his head and studied whether he was missing a waist.
At that moment, the door creaked open by a young girl.
When she saw the horse and dog eggs standing in place looking for the waist, the medicine bowl in her hand instantly slipped to the ground.
The clatter fell to pieces, and the horse dog egg chrysanthemum tightened, and hurriedly looked in the direction of the sound.
I saw a young girl staring at herself with tears in her eyes and watery eyes.
Looking at the girl's strange behavior, Ma Goudan was speechless and died, could it be that my handsome face girl was in tears when she saw it?
However, the horse dog who does not share the sky with women has no waves in his heart.
Now I wonder if the girl is crying as soon as she enters the house, can she tell herself what the situation is?
Before Ma Goudan could ask, the girl pounced on Ma Goudan with a head hammer.
At this time, Ma Goudan was already weak, and he watched the girl's big face get closer and closer.
In the panic, she wanted to dodge, but the girl's speed was fast
, and Ma Goudan hurriedly shouted: "Don't you come over!!
" "Young master, I miss you so much!!"
Poof, the two of them fell to the ground, and the girl pushed into the arms of Ma Goudan as she wished.
Falling to the ground, the horse and the dog were full of question marks, it was an annoying comparison, and countless alpacas ran wildly in his heart.
This seemingly weak little girl is heavier than a sow.
"Ah, I don't share the sky with women!"
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