The old Six Taoists complained about planting Yang Mi, you were greened by Reba

“Head, this Taoist priest is not funny, right?”

“yes!”

“But I heard that the last Weibo scolding battle, the “Classic of Mountains and Seas” team suffered miserable casualties, and yesterday it was directly disbanded.”

“I also heard that the head of the Classic of Mountains and Seas ran away with money.”

“What a run, in the hospital, it is said that he is still in a coma.”

“Head, aren’t you worried?”

“What am I worried about? I was sucking and worried that I wouldn’t have money to spend. ”

The middle-aged man at the head spat out a cigarette and snorted softly, seemingly not caring.

However, for him, bad luck is better than no money, and he would rather choose bad luck.

Anyway, if he is unlucky with 50,000 yuan, he can still earn 100,000 yuan.

There is always no shortage of people in this world who are confident.

How do you know you can make 100,000 yuan instead of losing 100,000 yuan?

(￣︶￣)

Once upon a time, the beef shop owner was so confident that he asked him for 5,000 transportation fees, and he crashed on the way back.

He is fully responsible.

Although the car in front was not seriously injured, the owner of the car was a bastard and took a K with a stick.

Not only was he injured, but he also paid 20,000 to the owner.

No compensation?

That kills you.

The freight driver who came with him also had to return 5,000 repairs, fatigue and rides.

Don’t give?

Then you yourself wait for the car halfway, you hurt, spicy does not guarantee that you can wait for the car.

It’s not over yet.

The rear car was too late to avoid because of the sudden braking of the beef shop owner, and it hit the car.

It is another repair fee of 2,000 yuan for the rear car.

When I went back, I spent thousands of dollars to see the injury.

Coupled with the compensation for the medical expenses of the owner of the hot pot restaurant, etc., he ran tirelessly for a day and two nights, and lost 60,000 yuan without making money.

His intestines were blue when he regretted, and he regretted that he shouldn’t have asked for the 5,000 yuan transportation fee.

In fact, if the owner of the beef shop did not ask Su Zhe for the 5,000 transportation fee, he would only lose 10,000 yuan in the end with the 100,000 yuan that Su Zhe gave him to buy cattle.

It’s good now.

Ten times the shipping fee is put in.

“One by one, what are you panicking about?”

“Listening to the fierce look on the Internet, who of you has seen it?”

“It’s all fake.”

“I tell you, the current Taoist priests and monks and thieves have money. Those “Water Army Scolding War” and “Apology” incidents, Baoqi is the play that the Taoist priest himself paid someone to perform, let’s just watch the excitement. ”

28 “Besides, this time it was a matter of fortune telling, and I didn’t let you fake.”

“Even if that Taoist priest really has the ability, you didn’t hack him, what are you afraid of?”

When the water army heard it, it was indeed like this.

There is a star who is very good at playing the game “Little Chicken Feet” and specially invites a group of water troops to hack himself.

What stars are most afraid of is that there is no topic, there is a topic there is heat, and if there is heat, there is money to earn.

Black and red are also red.

Maybe the same is true of that Taoist priest.

Immediately stopped panicking.

Inside the Green Bamboo Taoist Temple.

Li Yitong and Bai Wei had been chanting the scriptures, receiving the transmission of the Dao “scriptures”, and did not fall asleep until four o’clock in the morning.

After all, “Three Emperors Jade Recipe” is indeed very, very difficult to practice.

I woke up before eight o’clock.

Under Qing’er’s service, he took a special morning medicinal bath.

“You’re the little green snake?”

“So, Reba said that the incarnation turned out to be like this?”

The two of them had “Sister Rice Bowl” in the morning, so there was nothing embarrassing about bathing in a large bamboo bucket.

In just ten minutes, I was already familiar with Qing’er.

Only then is it clear what kind of anti-heaven is in that ‘earring’.

Both became curious.

I want to know, what kind of spiritual pet will Su Zhe send them in a while?

“Incense.”

“This is the fragrance of orchids.”

Sniffed the white.

“Your sweet milk flavor.”

This is Li Yitong.

“Okay, this is for you.”

Su Zhe took out two earrings, as well as the ‘Spirit Plant Space’ jade pendant.

“Master!”

Just brought on the right earlobe, a familiar cry awakened Li Yitong’s dusty childhood memories.

Looking at the electric rat who was squatting obediently on his right shoulder and exuding golden light, he suddenly covered his mouth and exclaimed.

“Pikachu?”

“Pika ~ Chu!”

Bai Wei was also dizzy, looking at the blue turtle in his arms, his eyes wide.

“Jeni Turtle?”

“Jeni~”

This is not the soul of the spirit beast in Su Zhe Taoist Temple, but the new ‘heroic spirit’ created by his enlightenment blessing and convergence.

It can also be called ‘Heroic Soul’!

A large number of squirrels and turtles die around Xiaojun Mountain every year, and there will always be a wisp of remnant soul left in the forest and by the pool.

These remnant souls are unconscious and will not harm others.

And especially weak.

Even if you shine a UV flashlight that shines like that, they will dissipate.

Su Zhe gathered them together and gave them a new form and a reborn spirit.

After all, there are only a few spirit beasts in the Taoist Temple, and they have long been separated.

There is no chance to come back later.

Compared with the spirit beast to divide the soul, the difference is that the heroic soul does not have an entity belonging to it, and can only rely on the earrings to exist.

“They will protect you, and this Yupei.”

Without giving the two much time to be shocked, Su Zhe dragged and retreated together.

A scene of paradise appeared in front of the two women.

There are mountains and waters.

Between the mountains and fields, a log cabin has a chic style.

Surrounded by streams, you can clearly see the picture of fish and shrimp jumping out and falling back into the water happily.

The birds are singing with the fragrance of flowers, like a fairyland.

The moment they smelled the fresh air in the forest, the two suddenly felt a great decrease in fatigue.

After learning that the ‘Spirit Planting Space’ Yupei set rest, food, disaster avoidance and other anti-heavenly effects, Li Yitong and Bai Wei could no longer control the excited feelings in their hearts.

The two women looked at each other and slowly knelt down.

Willingly accepted Su Zhe’s “Chanting Sutra” preaching, a wave!

“Okay, let’s go back.”

When separating, there is always something difficult to separate.

“Don’t think about us, come to me if you think of me.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll use a stand-in for filming~”

……

Mushroom House.

Seeing the small wooden carving on the earlobe after the two returned, Peng Zai’s envious little eyes did not want it.

There is a ‘spirit beast’ in there.”

He Yu just finished answering the phone and saw the two women walking hand in hand, and suddenly felt his head big.

He did not feel disgusted and disgusted by what ‘may’ happen inside after the two stayed at the Taoist Temple overnight.

It can only be said that this kind of thing is too common in the entertainment industry.

Don’t say one dragon and two phoenixes.

The outrageous “Concubine Selection” incident is even more endless.

Master Su is one to two, and in his opinion, he still has to follow a lot of rules.

“You two should leave this place of right and wrong first, Sugar Yan will come in a while.”

He Yu said.

“Sister Sugar Yan is here, why are we hiding?”

Bai Wei was stunned for a moment.

“(⊙_⊙) Could it be that Sister Sugar Yan also…”

Huang Lei also felt a muggle.

“Isn’t it possible, we don’t know, but Master Liu and Yang Mi will also kill them back and forth!” Are you sure you want to stay here? ”

Peng Zai: “Two sisters, this place may become a hellish Asura field in a while, and a big war may break out at once, we can’t take care of you.” ”

Hiss!

The two gasped.

“Let’s go.”

I went back to the house to pack my luggage, anyway, I worked all afternoon yesterday, and there were shots to edit.

Will it not be broadcast in the future when you find that the people are gone?

“Immortal Sword” Sanmei meets?

This Mars must not explode in an instant!

They don’t dare to blend in.

If Yang Mi came alone, the two of them would not be daunted, but would have the courage to face this “Big Woman”.

But mud horse three Shura?

Slipped away!

(ノω。 )ノ))☆.。

Can’t hold it.

Near noon, the three ‘heroines’ were finally late to Shanshan Mountain.

Almost front and back feet.

Sugar Yan arrived first, then Master Liu arrived in 10 minutes, and Yang Mi Kill came in another 10 minutes.

Three women in one play.

All of them are ‘big heroines’ makeup, dressing style, full of aura, just to that station to see the full of words: “Not to mess with”.

(￣^￣)

Sugar Yan changed the sweet style of the past, and the eye makeup was a little sharper.

Master Liu was originally as pale as a daisy, but this one is even colder, and Sister Zhang’s first reaction after seeing her was to run.

As for the big honey, let alone it.

Big red makeup like flames, national color heavenly fragrance big peony, with a wisp of thorny rose-like murderous aura.

Obviously, neither of them wants to lose to the other party!

The relationship between Sugar Yan and Master Liu is passable.

Although I haven’t cooperated or met for a long time, I came from a company after all.

Although in the end, it was also the front and back feet that left.

The relationship between Yang Mi and the two can not be called ‘good’, or even bad.

2 to 1.

But Yang Mi still did not fall behind.

“We’ve known each other for more than ten years, right? We have experienced a lot of things together and met many people, those people are always passers-by, and you are always the first woman I ‘like’. ”

Burst!

Ahem.

What kind of tiger and wolf words is this?

A mushroom house was all dumbfounded, is this still that sweet sugar candy, actually said such a thing?

Also, what the hell is “The First Woman I Like”?

Is she related to Yang Mi in “That Kind”?

Da Mimi is also a little confused, her eyes are big, and the little brain melon can’t help but recall, is she and Sugar Yan sauce purple?

Then when I saw that playful look, I suddenly felt angry.

Little smashed, I haven’t seen it for many years, and the palace fight scene has grown.

“What are you doing here?”

“All I want to fight for is a little bit of happiness, and you don’t even give me a little bit of it.”

Yes, this little, this one is really strong enough.

“It was you who betrayed me first, our friendship.”

Burst!

Sugar Yan was speechless, do you want to say that it is not a big honey?

It took it in an instant.

“Eat by skill, and it turns out that I am better than you.”

“Can you two get married sooner, the sooner the better, I can’t stand you.”

Master Liu joined in and thoroughly mixed the water.

“We are good friends, but we are different.”

The two spoke in unison.

Depend, didn’t you say that we should deal with Big Honey together?

Master Liu was speechless.

Peng Zai and Sister Zhang Feng are hiding far away, and this scene of the high-end bureau heroine battlefield is not something they can interfere into.

Crushed bones!

The one Wang Zhengyu recorded next to him was painful and happy.

Happily, if this wave of clips burst out, the show’s financial statements were definitely just now.

The pain is that this TM cannot be broadcast at all.

I can only appreciate myself.

……

Just when the three women pointed needles at Mai Mang, a special team climbed Xiaojun Mountain.

The first three knocked on the door of the Taoist temple.

“Chief Su, we have finally met. Introduce yourself, contemptible…”

A man with a national character face and a white shirt walked forward quickly with his hands stretched out eagerly.

“Ding Zimin Ding Bureau, poor road remembers your voice.”

After Sun Yangwen was killed by a ghost probe, Ding Zimin called him and asked if he had ‘cursed’ the child.

Su Zhe took a step back without leaving a trace and did a Taoist etiquette, he didn’t like to shake hands with people.

Beauty is counted separately.

Ωω beggar

Ding Zimin was not embarrassed, and seemed to know the habits of Taoist priests, so he simply shook his right hand with his left hand.

“Let me introduce you, these two are colleagues from the Special Affairs Bureau.”

Special Affairs Bureau?

Su Zhe swept it before, and there was a very faint Xuanmen aura in the bodies of the two.

The older one on the left has just entered the qi training period.

The age of the end of the law is hardly precious.

On the right, it’s just the innate realm.

The special affairs special affairs bureau, in the flower planter, is equivalent to “everywhere pass” within one person.

It’s very mysterious.

However, Su Zhe knew.

As soon as his master became a Taoist, he was a member of the Special Affairs Bureau.

“Hello Chief Su.”

“Hello!”

The two did not continue Ding Zimin’s awkward handshake, but bowed on the road.

Su Zhe got up, swept the Buddha dust, and returned the salute.

“Master Su, our brothers first congratulate you, you have learned the skills of a Dao leader, and even the blue is better than the blue.”

Su Zhe smiled.

Who said he inherited a Daoist chief?

Be!

Some Taoist techniques were indeed learned from the old man, but he could 973 conclude that the old man had not studied the Heavenly Transformation.

Why?

Because every time the old man leaks the heavenly machine, he will be unlucky.

Once, he was hit by a car in the hospital, and he had to lie down for half a month before he could get off the ground.

He definitely doesn’t have “Heavenly Machine Covering”

Either I didn’t learn it, or I just got a little bit of it.

Or maybe does “Tianyan Lu” need some special people to learn?

You must know that when he got the book, the “Tianyan Lu” was directly imported into his mind, and the book itself had disappeared.

The old man is like this?

Can’t be recreated until three years after his death?

Is it not, Su Zhe can’t verify it anymore, but the old man’s ‘learning is not at home’ is absolutely true.

“Master Su, introduce yourself, contemptible Ren Lu, the captain of the special affairs bureau of S City in Z Province. This is my team, Fengzhe. ”

Fengzhe arched his hand: “Hello master, we are all called zhe.” ”

He admired Su Zhe very much.

“Huh.”

Su Zhe smiled back.

“Last night…”

Before Ren Lu could finish speaking, Ding Zimin on the side interrupted him.

“You two wait a minute.”

“Let’s say, I will introduce you to Master Su, but everything must have a first come, first come, right?”

The corners of Ren Lu’s mouth twitched, and he nodded with a smile: “Ding Bureau, please first.” ”

“Master Su, can the person who died 20 years ago still be found?”

“Yes!”

Then, Ding Zimin began to flip through his mobile phone.

Soon, the encrypted album opened, and a very old photo was turned out from it.

“20 years ago, I was an ordinary XJ captain, his name was Luo Hou, and he was the first undercover agent I sent out.”

“I once promised them that I would send them out with my own hands and bring them back.”

“With their help, I get more and more credit and sit higher and higher. However, he has been missing for almost 20 years…”

As he spoke, Ding Zimin’s eyes turned red.

Ren Lu and Fengzhe next to them were also touched.

“Give!”

“Master!”

Su Zhe closed his eyes, and a round light that shocked the three appeared.

Especially Ren Lu, he could even feel a rush of supreme avenues, like a torrent instilled into his mind unreasonably.

Not daring to look again, he closed his eyes and turned his head.

But Rao is so, and the nose still sprays two red lines.

“You want to ask if he’s dead or alive?”

“I want him to die, but I want him alive, so I’ll bring him back with my own hands.”

Ding Zimin was silent for a moment and said a contradictory answer.

He’s dead!

Naturally, it is exposed.

Alive!

‘Missing’ for 20 years, that is a high probability of mutiny!

The second half of the sentence?

That means catching it with your own hands!

Su Zhe naturally understood what he meant, shook his head and sighed: “Dead.” ”

Ding Zimin suddenly trembled, and the green tendons on his forehead burst out.

It took a while to slow down.

“Master, where is the body?”

“Right in the city of S, the ruins of the old city, in the abandoned sewers.”

“Leave!”

Ding Zimin arched his hand, did not stop, turned and left!