The old son of the pirate is Yasso

“Yasogo, what is that?” Bonnie asked, pointing to the air.

“The yellow ape kicked the world at the speed of light, lost his wife and broke the army.” Yaso said leisurely.

Bonnie was stunned and giggled…

The yellow apes in the sea and those navies on the warships, seeing the words written by Yasuo in the air, all of them had black faces, so angry that they could not speak at all, let alone dare to speak.

This scene was taken squarely by a press writer on the island, snapping and taking more than N photos in a row.

Joy and all kinds of pictures, almost shouted out:

“The yellow ape kicked the world at the speed of light, lost his wife and broke the army.”

“Hehe, if someone dares to mock the admiral like this, this will be big news that will detonate the world.”

The yellow ape was rescued from the sea by the navy, and at this moment, it completely turned into a falling soup chicken—

The whole person is wilted, where there is still the slightest combat effectiveness.

“That guy snatched the Yellow Ape General’s battleship, chase!”

A lieutenant general knew that the yellow ape had no combat effectiveness at the moment, and took the initiative to stand up and command.

Another warship got the order and immediately chased after Yasso.

“Yasogo, chased.” Bonnie shouted.

“I’m not blind.”

Yaso turned around and pinched Boni’s pink face.

She shouted at everything she saw to report how her personality suddenly evolved.

Bonnie gently rubbed her face and puffed out her mouth not to speak, indicating that she was unhappy.

Waiting for the two warships to approach, Yasuo suddenly drew his sword and slashed at the sea.

Whew!

After the storm, a chasm was cut out of the sea, and the waves of courage on both sides were frozen into white ice!

And in the midst of that chasm, there was even more turquoise smoke.

“Rush over.” The lieutenant general shouted loudly.

Gee, gee!

The warship broke through the ice and continued its pursuit.

Just after crossing the smoking gap, the soldiers on the warship suddenly fell to the ground with a scream, convulsing— foaming at the mouth, and bleeding from their eyes, ears, nose and nose.

“Back, back, that smoke is poisonous.” The lieutenant general shouted.

Receiving the order, the two warships hurriedly stopped and turned their rudder back.

Boni looked at it blankly, and asked stupidly: “Brother Yaso, what’s going on?” ”

Yasuo smiled: “This attack effect is called: Alchemist’s Wildness!” It is specially used to deal with pursuits, unless the opponent is not afraid of poison. ”

“Wow, so cool, so handsome, so domineering, if you want to learn, I want to learn.” Bonnie rushed up and hugged Yaso tightly and said.

Yasso was confused by Boni’s three consecutive praises and three consecutive ‘want to learn’.

She didn’t even know what the “Alchemist’s Wildness” move was, so she shouted to learn?

Is it so studious?

How do you not learn to make people.

Holding Boni, the system prompt tone suddenly sounded.

“Huh~ha, baby show up.”

With a cute voice and a rain of colorful petals, an ice elf-like loli appeared in Yaso’s mind.

Yasuo leaned forward and asked, “Who are you?” ”

“Huh? Am I Bonnie? Yasogo, what’s wrong? Bonnie looked at Yasso with a confused expression.

Yasuo waved at Bonnie and said, “I’m not telling you, you go get something to eat first.” ”

Bonnie looked puzzled, completely confused about what was going on with Yaso.

But when it came to eating, she felt a little hungry again. Touching his stomach, he walked decisively towards the kitchen.

“Who are you? What about my system? Yasso asked suspiciously.

The system’s prompt tone has already thought about it, and the system plate that should have appeared has now become a white elf floating around and constantly spinning in circles.

“Lord Host, I am your system.”

System?

The exchange system that was cold and didn’t even know the border to be decorated with patterns before has now become this cute elf?

“Because you defeated an impossible opponent, Lord Host, you unlocked my humanoid function.

“Lord Host, you can now take the initiative to choose my character form, stupid loli, pure girl, high cold royal sister, hot, charity grandma, naughty Zhengtai, handsome boy, foot-picking uncle, clean old man.”

The system genie said.

That’s interesting.

“Dumb loli!” Yasso made his choice right away.

After all, the image of the hot before is not lacking, and the latter … Sister, what are they!

As Yasuo made his choice, the white elf in her mind suddenly waved the magic wand-like thing in her hand, and her body was surrounded by thousands of purple and red petals.

“La la la, stupid cute loli chose to succeed.”

Yasuo looked at it, isn’t this Lulu in LOL, but also Lulu in the skin of a magical girl.

Lulu is the most ghostly loli in LOL, how can it be cute.

However, the image of Lulu, Yasuo still likes it.

When playing LOL, if he is ranked in the auxiliary position, he chooses Lulu 90% of the time.

The shape is cute, the voice is cute, and even the skills are cute.

“Why Lulu’s image?” Yaso asked.

Like to like, the ins and outs can still be understood.

“Because Lord Host, you used Lulu’s skill ‘Whimsy’ to defeat an opponent that you couldn’t beat. So Lulu’s image is preferred. ”

Yasuo’s eyebrows wrinkled slightly.

Good risk, fortunately, the previous exchange was not a character skill such as Mondo.

“As I get up the level, so will my image.”

“Moreover, Lord Host, you are bored, you can use mental power to condense a self to come in and interact with me, oh, any hug and touch are okay.”

“Master System, but you want to accompany me all the way to growth.”

The voice of the system wizard sounded louder and louder.

Yaso smiled and nodded.

I don’t lack women in reality, and I don’t need to touch and hug a loli who only has a soul form

However, it’s funny to be able to watch the system elves grow, but I don’t know what Lulu will look like when she grows up.