The Other World Con Artist's Management Techniques

the day after the Magda Escape Incident (commonly known as the "Suppon Oji San Incident") 　I had come to the river in the 42nd leg where the river‐fishing guild works. I have something to tell Delia. 　Now Magda is asleep. She seems to have been in a very deep sleep since last night, and there was no sign of waking up. She must be wanting sleep to recover her strength. 　That's why I left the shop and Magda to Jeanette and came to the river. 　Well, it's just a report with no negotiations. I think I'm enough alone. 　The staff at the restaurant will also have Regina and Estella and, well, they should be able to manage. 　The amount of water in the river has increased considerably due to the heavy rain that has continued until recently. It is brownish and muddy, and the current is fast. 　However, it appears that the measures were taken yesterday, and sandbags piled up thickly on the river's edge. 　It's probably to prevent the river from overflowing. "But there's no one here..."　I can't find a soul by the river. 　Sure enough, no one can get near the river where the water is rising. It's dangerous. 　While I was thinking about it, I found a familiar bear beauty about 30 meters away. It's Delia. 　It was just behind the sandbag and I couldn't see the whole body, but it was so tall that only my head peeped over the sandbag. My familiar round bear ears were twitching. "Oh, Delia!"　raise one's hand to speak to 　Delia, who looked back at me with her head raised at my voice. When she noticed me, she opened her eyes wide and smiled broadly. "Oh, Jillo!"　As he spoke, Delia slowly emerged from behind the sandbag. 　A protruding breast appears first, followed by a tight stomach. 　Even so, it's incredibly powerful... it boasts a physical beauty that makes you think that this is exactly what a dynamite body is all about. 　Still, his personality is ridiculous and easy to talk to. I like Delia relatively. 　I was scared at first, but now I'm just looking forward to seeing you. I even hope to have a good relationship with you in the future. 　So I'm going to smile amicably and approach Delia with a steady pace, talking to her in a friendly. `I want to talk to you about something to-day, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!?　Delia, who emerged from behind the sandbag... ...had a huge, wet, two-meter-long raccoon on her right arm, gripped by the neck, limped and dragged. 　A…………………………………………`Is the raccoon washed up!'　Delia, are you finally f*cked up!?　It is undoubtedly Omero, the vice-guild chief of the river-fishing guild, who, to all appearances, doesn't look healthy. Otherwise, he's breathing.　I didn't expect him to wash so easily, no matter how gutless and useless he was. "Good to see you!"　Noticing that my face was cramped, Delia raised her right hand wide and swung it wildly with a look of joy. 　There was a giant raccoon in his hand... a battered raccoon waved through the air and sprayed. 　Raccoon!　The raccoon is being dehydrated so violently!"Oh, stable master! But I'm going to die! Seriously, I'm going to die!""Huh? Oh, bad, bad."　With no sign of being offended, Delia scratched her head and released the giant raccoon... again. 　What, did you live? ... I was scared. I seriously thought about quitting my relationship with Delia. "What were you doing?""Huh? Ah. He still can't swim, so I was teaching him how to swim."　In this swollen river?"It is said that large also serves as small, and if you can swim in this river, you will be able to swim comfortably in the ordinary river, right?"　No, I don't think I can even get close to it because of my fear of water...?"But you're a gutless fellow. You've got to make a noise like this."　Well... is it impossible to swim in this swollen river?"And can't you swim, river-fishing guild-chief?"　I ask Omero, who is freed from Delia and depressed on the ground. 　Omero looks up at me with a haggard, lifeless face that is about to collapse and laughs helplessly. "I'm... good at washing,""No, nothing to do with swimming,"　I wish he wouldn't be the vice guild chief. 　I can't swim, I'm afraid of the guild length, and I still have a pair of dirty bikini pants on my lower body.""Yes, will you swim with him?""Do you know that he is professionally negligent?"　I'm sure I'll die if I'm thrown into this river. I'm sure I'll die. "River is my friend,""No matter how much your friend may be, he will distance himself gently when he is in a frenzy."　Delia is disappointed, but I don't mean to say, "I can't help it, just once!" to her face. 　This river is above the threshold of approaching; even kappa get out of the water and evacuate from the riverbed. "Well, let's not do that,"　Delia clasping her hands behind her head looking bored. 　I'm glad you've given up on me. "... I'm glad, brother..."　At any moment, Omero crawls up to me. 　I don't want to get wet, so I don't act like I'm helping you, I stare down at you. "...let me borrow your hand, will you?"Yes, sir."...I'm going to die, aren't I?"　It can't be helped. 　Let's charge for cleaning wet clothes later. 　I'll crouch down and lend my shoulder to Omero. "And what did you like?""Huh? ... well, swimming with my stable master is life-threatening.""That's probably because you're Kanazuchi,""Well...Give me a listen...　Omero comes close to me. 　Clearly conscious of Delia standing behind her, whisper in a very low voice. "My stable master is naked when he swims.""You! Why don't you tell me that first!"　You've refused, haven't you?　Can't I cancel now?　I didn't have to say no, but I'm going to swim. "Baccha, come on! Stable master has such a wild personality that he doesn't mind. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..""So you're the only one who's afraid,""Is it OK to be dehydrated and dried in the sun after washing?""Even if it's a rule that you can't get away from washing?"　Most of the time, you take off your clothes. You know you're going to be looked at like that, right?"My stable master doesn't mean anything like that, so he absolutely hates people who look at him with 'that' eyes.""You're wandering about in such a bad dress?""I'm wearing it because I'm easy to move, and it's not to entertain 'someone.'　What a selfish story! "I'm just wearing fashionable and revealing clothes, so don't look at me with leering eyes." She's a high school girl with a short skirt. I'm going to look at me. "When the stable master takes off in front of us, we tell ourselves that what's there is a big tree. If he can't do that, he crushes his eyes.""I'm scared!""That's better!""Isn't it any more!"　Hey, I'm scared of Delia. I'm scared of her. "So it was a wise decision to refuse to swim."　I'm glad today wasn't a mild sunny day. 　If the stream had been slow, I would have accepted the invitation. And......"What are you talking about, two men?"　Omero and I, who were whispering close to each other, saw Delia's face cut in between them. 　touch one's cheeks [cheeks] together [in two senses] 　Can't I be greedy for such close physical contact?　When I saw him glaringly --""If you don't want to give up the rest of your life, put up with it."　I was gazed at [at] him. 　What torture awaits you? "Oh, yes, Delia. I had something to tell you."　I distance myself from Delia, changing the subject. 　Unlike innocent creatures in the picture book world like Jeanette, children like Magda, and depressed breasts like Estella, Delia is a completely mature woman. ... It's not easy to keep her libido under control. "Actually, Magda is very injured,""Is Magda the daughter of the tiger?""Oh, that's it. So I want you to reduce the amount of fish you buy from the river guild for a while.""Why!""Because the guy who eats a lot has stopped eating."　Magdas consume large quantities of food when they hunt. 　As a result, garbage collection guilds were purchasing nearly three times as much from agricultural guilds and river fishing guilds. 　Put it back in place until Magda's wounds heal; he doesn't need much food unless he can go hunting. "... well, I can't catch fish like this... my income..."　Delia's face is turning pale. 　The river's rising water probably prevented us from fishing. 　That's why I couldn't do business with the peddling guild, and my business with the garbage collection guild was saved, and I lost my income all at once. "... if this happens... ...I don't want to do it, but... ...I have to make money with my body...""Huh!"　Delia's unexpected remark gave a strange voice. 　De, Delia... You, no way..."He attacked a traveller from behind who seemed to have money... money and goods."It's quite different from the way I expected to earn money!?""Look, stable master... for she's quite a maiden."　Well, Omelo. The girl I know doesn't have that kind of idea of a thief. "Yes, Omelo! I'll supervise your swimming, so pay the annual fee!""What!""What? You want to be able to swim too, right?""Oh, no... (I feel like I'm going to cross the Three Rivers before I can swim...)"　The second half was a very low voice and a fast talker of triple speed, but I could hear it clearly. "You have to make money somehow. Help me!"　Delia, who approaches Omero, throws a tearful glance at me for help. 　...isn't it really better not to be the deputy guild?"Delia, are you in debt?"　The first thing that popped into my mind was the Godfred I saw on the main street. 　If you can't pay him back the money you owe you, he'll be turned into a frog. He's a terrible fellow. "No... I'm not in debt, but... just..."　murmured Delia. 　He looks down shyly and looks at me with his eyes up. "Sweet food... Because I want to eat it."　What?"Oh, I love sweets! If I can't eat sweets at the end of the day, I have nightmares! It's such a scary nightmare! Because I'm going to cry!"　What's that cute reason..."So Omelo! I'll sink you to the bottom of the river and steal your money while you can'"Master, I'm not the director anymore!"　It's a case of intimidation, blackmail and robbery, isn't it? 　Waterboarding seems to be painful... Omero cries out for help. "Omero, why don't you contribute all your money?""No! No matter how much guild you are, if you don't keep your money in order, your organization will collapse, right? You're not allowed to lend or borrow, but you're not allowed to give, so you have to sink him to the bottom of the river!"　It was a reasonable opinion until halfway through, but I don't understand anything after "so." "Brother......can you listen to my will?""Wait. It's too early to give up on life, Omero."　My tears have withered, and I'll put a stop to Omero, who looks as enlightened as a samurai just before committing hara-k.a. seppuku. 　As might be expected, leaving someone alone has a bad aftertaste. 　Here I send Omero eye contact. "What will you do in return for helping you?" 　and as soon as he did so, Omero began -- '"I'll do it! I'll kill you and rob you, and I won't offend you!"　--he replied. 　Is it a felony like that to offend Delia?　Well, I think... 　What I want to ask of Omero...what he seems to be useful, what I want... ...because I do business with Delia directly, I can't ask him to increase the volume, and I don't think it's possible to get him to accommodate me... ...what he could do alone...oh, there was that. 　Immediately I send Omero eye contact. "There's a path full of weeds, will you step on them with your large body?""I'll do it! That's cheap! I'll get rid of weeds while the road is muddy, and when the soil dries, I'll take responsibility for trampling until the road stabilizes!"　We communicated with each other in an instant and concluded a contract with our eyes and eyes. 　This will make it easier for us to take the beast's path to Yaplock's house. Even if it's a waste of money, it'll be useful once in a while. 　Well, shall I help you? "Delia, anything sweet?""Huh? Oh, I don't care. I don't care if it's pumpkin or boiled beans..."　The range is wide!?　Can I put it in the "sweet" category to that extent!?　If you tell a fashionable girl in Japan, "Let's go eat sweets," and serve boiled beans, she'll be beaten up.　But if you don't mind..."How about this?"　pull the honey popcorn out of a bag hanging from one's waist 　They also obligated Yodamari-tei officials to carry a meal of honey popcorn every morning so Magda could escape. 　You can go back and make it, or you can go to Delia here. "Oh, my God,"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!　I opened a bag of honey popcorn and Delia jumped at me like crazy. "Knock! Hack! Hack!"I'm scared! I'm afraid I'm going to get eaten."　Delia, whose head is half bigger than me, covers me like she's grappling over me. 　If a wild bear did the same thing, he would surely give up his life. "What's this? What's this? Dream? Is this a dream snack?""Oh, calm down! Just try one. And calm down!"　a creeping Delia 　I'm supposed to be lightly dressed, wearing poisonous costumes with exposed skin all over the place, and I'm sure I'll feel 'like that' when they get so close to me. ... Oh, shit. You've been waving a wet raccoon around until just now, and I smell a little sweet girl, and I'm nervous!"Can I eat it?""Popcorn!""I'll eat it!""Popcorn!"　Delia, as if I were swallowing it all. I can no longer hear a voice to stop her. 　I picked a grain of honey popcorn and threw it into Delia's mouth. "What!"　Delia's mouth closes as soon as the popcorn touches her tongue. 　First, roll on your tongue... slowly chew. 　--shaking.........shaking!　Bite too much! There's no prototype left, right?　Suddenly, Delia dented into the ground as if she had lost her strength. 　Throwing her crouched feet to the left and right and slapping her hips to the ground -- dressed like a "girl's seat," Delia covers her face with both hands. 　......what's that?`...wow!'　You started crying!?"It's sweet.........it's delicious........."　I was so touched!?　Apparently, Delia's love of sweets seemed quite severe, and she was moved to tears by her first honey popcorn. 　...it's not a character........."Oh, is it that sweet? Oh, why don't you share a grain with me, brother?"　Omero crawled up to me. 　But, glaring up at Delia, he retreated nearly a hundred meters at 38 times the speed of approaching him. 　. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 　... Omero, you're going to step right through Delia's mines, aren't you? . . . . ."It's all right, Delia. There's plenty left. I'll give you all this, so don't eat omero.""Are you sure you'll give me everything?"Delia turns to me with a "clink!" 　The rising aura of anger dissipates and the peachy aura of hearts spreads instead. 　have a happy face 　If you sell it, you might have bought it, but if you lose your Omero now, nobody will be able to get to Yaplock's house. ... No, I'm going to die. 　It would be cheap if you thought you bought Omero's life with popcorn. ... That's light, that guy's life. 　Passing a bag of popcorn, Delia holds it in her hands and throws it into her mouth. "………………………………！！"　They writhe slightly and smile meltingly. 　I'm like a little girl. She's sitting down. She's sitting down. 　His ears twinkle, and I can feel his good humor. 　This will no longer put Omero's life at risk. 　Right in front of me is a girl who is crazy about sweets. 　That's pretty, isn't it? 　When I look at the twitching round bear ears in front of me, I feel like I'm going to be ghastly shocked. 　. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."Yes,"`--?!?'　Try picking the ear of the bear that was twitching. 　Oh, it's thick and fluffy... It's comfortable to touch. 　It's as if I'm puffing up a meat ball. It's going to be a habit. "What are you doing, brother?"　From 100 meters away, Omero runs at a high speed of the men's final level of 100 meters in track and field, and carries me through another 100 meters. 　I almost threw up breakfast with my arm in my stomach. "Why... what, will you...?""That's my line!"　What? Did I do something?"I told you before!? Stable master is a pure, innocent angelic maiden!"`There's a great increase in modifiers, but you've said it. "So I told you not to do 'those things!'""I think you were just mumbling your ears.`The ears of the Kuma -- that very delicate part -- are as forbidden to touch as the breast!'"What!"　A tremendous shock rushes through me. "Then I should have touched my breast!""That's not the case!""No, if you get in trouble anyway!""You can't get away with being scolded! Get out of town right now! Run straight to the street gate without looking back! If you look at the stable master's aura, you'll be paralyzed with fear!"　Omero's expression was very serious. 　Is this really a crazy situation?"No, I... have my luggage in the Yodamari-tei.""Which is more important, baggage or life?"　You don't even give me 40 seconds to get ready?"Brother, I'll never forget you. You can go to another city and be safe.""Wait a minute. There's no point in other cities...""The stable master's serious aura is that he loses consciousness just by touching it."　Having said that, Omero's body suddenly shook. 　Omero's body tilts to the right at a speed like a frame feed. 　As the giant falls on its side, another figure appears behind it. 　......it's Delia. 　Behind Omero stood Delia. 　Omero seems to have fainted when he was hit by Delia's aura... ...does I die?"... Jillo..."　Delia, looking down, muttered. 　Even though it was a small voice, it reached my eardrum very clearly. 　Oh, I'm dead. "... well, all of a sudden... don't do anything strange.""... to?"　Something is wrong with him.　Omero told me that if I had done something like that, I should have been killed instantly by Delia, and that my ears and ears would have fallen under the category of such an act, and that I had no choice but to be killed instantly.""...it's Jillo, and I'll forgive him specially, but...this is just this once."　He's looking down, clasping his hands behind his back, and shaking his shoulders like a twist. 　And his face was so red that he could tell for sure. 　Uh......... Uh... Uh... Uhuh!?"Po, popcorn was delicious! That's why!"　What's the excuse for being full‐fledged? 　When did I flag it?"Oh, stable master..."　A mass of hair lying at Delia's feet--Omero regains consciousness and looks up at Delia. "Perhaps my stable master likes him????????"　Delia's right foot sank into Omero's abdomen, and the earth shook slightly. 　Omero seems to have lost consciousness again. ... You've stepped too much on mines, haven't you? "Yes, yes, Jillo!"　Delia shouts, changing the subject. 　A very good idea came to mind -- Delia's face seemed to be filled with such words. "The tiger's daughter is injured, and she's short-handed, isn't she?"　Well, well... Magda's injuries have forced him to take time off from hunting, but there's no shortage of people. 　If it's a shop, you can run it by yourself, and Estella and I can help you..."Shall I help you with the shop while you can't catch the river?"　………………………………………………………"What! You don't like it!""No... I mean, I don't like it..."　As I assure you, Delia cannot serve customers. 　This guy beats customers without a hitch. 　No, before that, customers may be afraid of Delia. 　That's a problem. "Oh, I don't need any money!""No, you're in trouble if you don't have money, right?""I wish I had this!"　Say so and stick out a bag of honey popcorn with both hands. 　...Pay with popcorn?"If you work hard all day, you can give me one serving of this at the end of work! If you can eat sweets before you go to bed, that's all right!"　It's certainly an exceptional condition. 　Even if you can't handle customer service, you might want to ask for hard work, such as splitting firewood or transporting luggage. 　......hmm. 　however "Perhaps our manager won't allow us without pay.""You say you don't want it?""But it's our manager who doesn't listen."　Even though you are poor, you try to be reasonable with others. That's the kind of guy you are. "So how about a low salary and lunch and popcorn at the end of course."Is it that good? I'll do it! Let me do it!"　Delia is so excited that she grabs my hands and swings them up and down. ... My shoulders are coming off!"Huh!? Sorry!"　Looking at my anguished face, Delia let go. 　Turn around and turn your back on me. 　Then, look closely at the hand you were holding together and dye your cheeks. 　. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."... now I can be with Jiro."　I don't know what you liked so much, but it's not a bad thing to be liked. You'll get a lot of flexibility. 　Well, yes. I can't use it as a bargaining chip, though. 　So let's pretend I didn't hear what you just said. "Then come to the Yodamari-tei. Jeanette -- I'll talk to the manager.""Yes! Okay! Let's go now!""Now? What's Omero's special swimming lesson?"　When I glanced at him, Omero was looking desperately at me, saying, "What's your business!? Take me right now!" 　......I think I'll say no, part-time job. "Omero can't swim no matter what he does, so it's all right.""What!"　It was Omero who voiced his astonishment. 　... you're completely abandoned... well, why do you train on a day like this when the river is in terrible condition... well, I guess I was free. "Then shall we go?""Ah!"　When I start walking, Delia follows me. 　I'm sure Omero would have a look of joy by now. "Ah...."　After a few steps, Delia exclaimed. 　Looking back, Delia was red-faced and holding her ears. "Only one thing... I want you to promise me."　Delia opens her mouth, looking a little embarrassed and trying hard to fix her fleeing gaze on me. "Well, touching my ears in public is... ...nothing."　...is it all right if it's not in public? 　The bear ear is the same as the breast, right?"All right. I won't touch it again."　It's more fun to have a breast anyway. 　But I can't even ask you to touch my breasts... Oh, my God. The world is hard to know. "Absolutely!""All right,""Absolutely!""Yes, yes,""It's absolutely true!""If you're too persistent, you'll muffle both at once!""--! Oh, come on! That's ethereal, Jillo!"　After these conversations, girls pat on the shoulder, "Pesh!" -- what an act that every man would admire, but what would happen if he were Delia...　The solution -- you're going to have a bone-crushing pain. 　painful 　It hurts so much that I can't believe it hurts so much. 　If my bone density had been the slightest bit lower, it would have been crushed. 　a moral lesson 　in moderation of s*xual harassment 　And it's better for you to consume calcium is better for your health.