The Overnight Chosen Wife: Darling, Kiss Me Deeper
Chapter 164 - Divorce
Madam Jiang saw them hugging and excitedly sprang to her feet. "Ah! My grandchildren will be on their way soon, let me check which room is the best for them to play in!"
Xia Luna pulled away from Jiang Xingyu like she had been struck by lightning. Grandchildren, she said?
Madam Jiang was not joking. After checking out all the rooms in the mansion, she downloaded an application with thousands of bedroom designs for babies and sent some to Father Jiang. Her bashful voice could be heard clearly. "Honey, we might have grandchildren soon. Quick, help me select the best bedroom design!"
A few moments later, Jiang Xingyu's phone rang.
It pulled him out of his shocked stare. "Fa..."
"You punk! What did you do to my wife this time?!"
Jiang Xingyu pulled the phone away from his ears until the roar calmed down, then he cautiously returned it to his ear after making sure his father was done. "What did I do?" He did nothing, okay!
"How do you explain why my wife is suddenly talking about grandchildren?" Father Jiang did not give his son any room to explain. "It must be you! I know you better than anyone. You must have tortured her brains out!"
Before Jiang Xingyu could respond, a cold voice interrupted. "Are you saying that I don't have brains, honey?"
Jiang Xingyu looked over to see his mother with her hands on h.i.p.s and an expression like she wanted to kill someone. Shît! She must have heard that. These two are going to…
"Wifey, that's not what I meant."
"Jiang Xingren, you bastard! I'm going to divorce you. I really am!"
There we go…
"Wifey, can you not talk about divorce? We both know you can't…"
"Oh yeah?" Madam Jiang was glaring at Jiang Xingyu's phone as though her husband could see her through the speaker. "Watch me sue you for divorce. I will sweep away the last piece of your wealth with me and marry my teenage crush!"
Jiang Xingyu could not take it anymore. "Erm, before you guys sweep each other's wealth and date your teenage crushes, could you use your phone?"
"Shut up!" They both shouted at him.
"Gee… okay!" He placed his phone on the sofa. "Please continue!"
He fled from the living room, dragging Xia Luna away with him.
"Why did you drag me out?" Xia Luna had been laughing her ribs broken just now.
"Those two are always either showing off their love or yelling divorce. Don't mind them."
Xia Luna laughed just thinking of their conversation. "They are too cute."
It was obvious that they loved each other and loved their son.
Jiang Xingyu looked at her like she was an alien. She found that cute?
His ears were almost bleeding from hearing their meaningless banter! It was not that his parents were constantly fighting, don't get him wrong. In fact, they never argued about anything that mattered. It was always the petty little things and they would drag him into it. Then they would 'reward' him for being a good audience by showing off their love in front of him. Thank you very much but no thanks!
"Hey, do you think we can exchange families?"
Xia Luna frowned and looked him up and down. "Do you ever listen to the words you speak?"
"..."
Fine, that was lame.
He ran a hand through his chestnut, slightly messy hair. "Erm… I don't think they will be done any time soon. How about we…" He stopped when he realized that she was not even listening. She was typing something on her phone, probably a text to Cheng Yu.
Leaning foward, he pressed a kiss to her cheek. Heaven knew he had wanted to do this since he lay his eyes on her when she arrived.
Xia Luna turned to look at him when she felt the soft sensation on her cheek.
"I…There was a fly on your cheek." He explained.
"So you swallowed it… I see, thank you."
Jiang Xingyu's brows scruched up. Ew!
"Luna, you are so mean!"
Why was everyone so mean to him? Xia Luna was the meanest of them all!
Most importantly, months ago he had even given Ji Xiehan lessons on how to court his wife. Why was he, the love guru, having such a hard time?
Wait, Ji Xiehan didn't actually use his advice. "Urgh… this inhumane world!"
"What's wrong with you?" Xia Luna found his sudden change of expressions hilarious.
"Are you worried about me?" He slotted himself right next to her to ask.
She rolled her eyes.
Well, that didn't work.
"Luna, did you get bored?" Madam Jiang broke their awkward silence.
Xia Luna rushed over to Madam Jiang's side like she had seen a life saver. "Aunty, I'm glad you came back. Jiang Xingyu is so boring!"
She glared at her son. "You useless son! I let you stay with my daughter-in-law so you could keep her company, not so you could bore her to death!"
Jiang Xingyu could not take it anymore. He was now being accused of being boring?
"You do realize that without a son, you cannot have a daughter-in-law, right?"
When he saw their hesitant looks, he knew he had won. "And You Luna, without a husband, you cannot have a mother-in-law."
He let out a wink and made demands like a newly crowned emperor. "Also, you cannot have a grandchild without a child. So, you guys better stop bullying me. I'm important."
Madam Jiang ignored him and looked at Xia Luna beside her. "Luna, are you interested in becoming a Jiang? If so, let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau first thing tomorrow morning. I will adopt you and discard this punk. He is useless anyway.
Ah… or better yet, I will make you his sister so he cannot even court you anymore." She enthusiastically dragged Xia Luna away.
"Hey!" Jiang Xingyu felt like a sore loser, his imaginary crown losing its meaning before he could even flaunt his newly found power.
Xia Luna pulled away from Jiang Xingyu like she had been struck by lightning. Grandchildren, she said?
Madam Jiang was not joking. After checking out all the rooms in the mansion, she downloaded an application with thousands of bedroom designs for babies and sent some to Father Jiang. Her bashful voice could be heard clearly. "Honey, we might have grandchildren soon. Quick, help me select the best bedroom design!"
A few moments later, Jiang Xingyu's phone rang.
It pulled him out of his shocked stare. "Fa..."
"You punk! What did you do to my wife this time?!"
Jiang Xingyu pulled the phone away from his ears until the roar calmed down, then he cautiously returned it to his ear after making sure his father was done. "What did I do?" He did nothing, okay!
"How do you explain why my wife is suddenly talking about grandchildren?" Father Jiang did not give his son any room to explain. "It must be you! I know you better than anyone. You must have tortured her brains out!"
Before Jiang Xingyu could respond, a cold voice interrupted. "Are you saying that I don't have brains, honey?"
Jiang Xingyu looked over to see his mother with her hands on h.i.p.s and an expression like she wanted to kill someone. Shît! She must have heard that. These two are going to…
"Wifey, that's not what I meant."
"Jiang Xingren, you bastard! I'm going to divorce you. I really am!"
There we go…
"Wifey, can you not talk about divorce? We both know you can't…"
"Oh yeah?" Madam Jiang was glaring at Jiang Xingyu's phone as though her husband could see her through the speaker. "Watch me sue you for divorce. I will sweep away the last piece of your wealth with me and marry my teenage crush!"
Jiang Xingyu could not take it anymore. "Erm, before you guys sweep each other's wealth and date your teenage crushes, could you use your phone?"
"Shut up!" They both shouted at him.
"Gee… okay!" He placed his phone on the sofa. "Please continue!"
He fled from the living room, dragging Xia Luna away with him.
"Why did you drag me out?" Xia Luna had been laughing her ribs broken just now.
"Those two are always either showing off their love or yelling divorce. Don't mind them."
Xia Luna laughed just thinking of their conversation. "They are too cute."
It was obvious that they loved each other and loved their son.
Jiang Xingyu looked at her like she was an alien. She found that cute?
His ears were almost bleeding from hearing their meaningless banter! It was not that his parents were constantly fighting, don't get him wrong. In fact, they never argued about anything that mattered. It was always the petty little things and they would drag him into it. Then they would 'reward' him for being a good audience by showing off their love in front of him. Thank you very much but no thanks!
"Hey, do you think we can exchange families?"
Xia Luna frowned and looked him up and down. "Do you ever listen to the words you speak?"
"..."
Fine, that was lame.
He ran a hand through his chestnut, slightly messy hair. "Erm… I don't think they will be done any time soon. How about we…" He stopped when he realized that she was not even listening. She was typing something on her phone, probably a text to Cheng Yu.
Leaning foward, he pressed a kiss to her cheek. Heaven knew he had wanted to do this since he lay his eyes on her when she arrived.
Xia Luna turned to look at him when she felt the soft sensation on her cheek.
"I…There was a fly on your cheek." He explained.
"So you swallowed it… I see, thank you."
Jiang Xingyu's brows scruched up. Ew!
"Luna, you are so mean!"
Why was everyone so mean to him? Xia Luna was the meanest of them all!
Most importantly, months ago he had even given Ji Xiehan lessons on how to court his wife. Why was he, the love guru, having such a hard time?
Wait, Ji Xiehan didn't actually use his advice. "Urgh… this inhumane world!"
"What's wrong with you?" Xia Luna found his sudden change of expressions hilarious.
"Are you worried about me?" He slotted himself right next to her to ask.
She rolled her eyes.
Well, that didn't work.
"Luna, did you get bored?" Madam Jiang broke their awkward silence.
Xia Luna rushed over to Madam Jiang's side like she had seen a life saver. "Aunty, I'm glad you came back. Jiang Xingyu is so boring!"
She glared at her son. "You useless son! I let you stay with my daughter-in-law so you could keep her company, not so you could bore her to death!"
Jiang Xingyu could not take it anymore. He was now being accused of being boring?
"You do realize that without a son, you cannot have a daughter-in-law, right?"
When he saw their hesitant looks, he knew he had won. "And You Luna, without a husband, you cannot have a mother-in-law."
He let out a wink and made demands like a newly crowned emperor. "Also, you cannot have a grandchild without a child. So, you guys better stop bullying me. I'm important."
Madam Jiang ignored him and looked at Xia Luna beside her. "Luna, are you interested in becoming a Jiang? If so, let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau first thing tomorrow morning. I will adopt you and discard this punk. He is useless anyway.
Ah… or better yet, I will make you his sister so he cannot even court you anymore." She enthusiastically dragged Xia Luna away.
"Hey!" Jiang Xingyu felt like a sore loser, his imaginary crown losing its meaning before he could even flaunt his newly found power.
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