The Peerless Fisherman: The Counterattack Started from Accidentally Entering a Fishing Village

Looking at the mackerel lying in front of him with its mouth opening and closing, the man with the slicked back hair couldn't help but ask:

"Brother Sanwan, is this thing delicious?

Before Fu Chaosheng could speak, Xia Xiaotao replied:

"Haha, it seems that what Sister Sisi said is absolutely right. You are really a real foodie, Brother with the slicked back hair."

"Hehe, who made me not eat this kind of fish, sister-in-law, so I am a little curious about what it tastes like."

"Then you should ask me, I am a real fisherman's daughter, okay? Don't think that my brother, a "fake fisherman" who changed his job halfway, knows everything just by looking at something on the Internet. He has seen more fish than I have eaten!"

Hearing Xia Xiaotao's words, the man with the slicked back hair subconsciously glanced at Fu Chaosheng's face.

"You can't just kill me with one blow, sister-in-law. As the saying goes, you have seen pigs run even if you have not eaten pork. I think the few of us combined may not know as much as Brother Sanwan. ”

“Tsk, how did my brother brainwash you? You guys always speak in his favor?”

“No, sister-in-law, I’m just being realistic. Then why don’t you introduce this fish to me and Sisi? I guess Sisi is like me and doesn’t know anything.”

Hearing what the big-backed hair said, Yang Lusi was immediately a little unhappy.

“Damn bald head, who the hell is like you? I don’t care if it tastes good or not, I care about how much it can sell for.”

Seeing that the big-backed hair and Yang Lusi, one is a foodie and the other is a money-grubber, Xia Xiaotao suddenly couldn’t help laughing.

“Haha, I really think you two are a perfect match now. Why are you still betting? Just stay together.”

“Just him? Humph, I don’t want it.”

Although Yang Lusi refused on the spot, her expression looked a bit intriguing.

“Sister-in-law still has good taste. I also think that Sisi and I are a good match. "

The words of the slicked-back man, coupled with his slightly vulgar expression, almost made Xia Xiaotao and the others vomit on the spot.

After hearing this, Yang Lusi directly retorted:

"You are so shameless, slicked-back man, how can you say such words?"

"What can't be said? As the saying goes, 'The orioles are singing in the river island. The beautiful lady is the ideal match for the gentleman'!"

"Oh, I really underestimated you, you are so eloquent? What, are you planning to go to Beijing to catch up on the 'grilling' after the Chinese New Year?"

"What's that? Don't think I'm not a cultured person now. When I was young, I was also very successful in getting the 'three good students'. Alas, the knowledge I learned has not been used for so many years, and I'm about to give it back to the teacher."

Seeing that the slicked-back man was acting more and more like him, and his words were getting more and more outrageous, Yang Lusi instantly turned on the mode of sarcasm.

"Which 'three good'? Love wine, money, and sex? Your principal is so weird that he even gave you such an award. "

"Vulgar, really vulgar, Sisi, is this all you pursue in your heart? Besides, what I just read were all good poems, can't you also use some elegant words to communicate with us?"

"Well, it is indeed 'very wet', let me ask you something, big back hair."

"What is it, just ask."

"You didn't go to college because you overslept during the exam?"

"Oh my god, how did you know that, Sisi? Did I tell you?"

"No, I guessed it by looking at your unlucky face, hahaha..."

Yang Lusi wanted to take the opportunity to tease the big back hair, but he didn't think he would take it seriously after hearing it.

"You guessed it really well, but that's not the most important thing. The most important thing is that I found out that I didn't bring my admission ticket when I arrived at the entrance of the examination room. Isn't it annoying?"

"What happened next? ”

“Later, I thought that since I was already here, I couldn’t make a wasted trip, so I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet and rushed in. ”

“Haha, then what?”

“Then what? I was driven away by the security guards on the spot. They insisted that I didn’t look like a student, but like…”

Seeing that the guy with the slicked-back hair was hesitant to speak, Yang Lusi chased him and asked:

“What do you think?”

“They said I looked like a criminal who broke into the examination room. Do you think I was wronged?”

“You are so good at bragging. I don’t believe you. You are so embarrassed to make up lies. Have you read too many novels?”

“Why would I lie to you? What I said is true. If you don’t believe me, you can ask my classmates later.”

“Tsk, birds of a feather flock together. You are such a loser. Who knows what your classmates are like?”

“Well, forget it if you don’t believe me. Now that I think about it, the two security guards really did a great deed. Not letting me take the exam is a huge loss to today's society. "

"Damn, are you telling me and Sanwan brothers a story? You're really out of breath when I say you're fat. If you can come up with another line of poetry in your head, I'll take your last name, Yang Lusi. Still a socialLoss, I think it's more like social welfare. "

"Geese, geese, geese, singing with their necks bent, white feathers floating on the green water, red feet paddling the clear waves. What do you think, Sisi? Take my last name from now on."

Seeing the big-slicked-back hair approaching with a smug look, Yang Lusi quickly pushed him away from her.

"Get lost, go wherever you want, I'm not talking about such childish things."

"What's childish about it? Just tell me if this is a poem or not?"

"Boring, I'm too lazy to argue with you."

After that, Yang Lusi took Xia Xiaotao's arm and hid behind her.

Seeing this, the big-slicked-back hair chased after her without stopping.

"Sister-in-law, please judge, she doesn't keep her word."

"Haha, do I need to judge this? Of course Sisi is right."

"Why? ”

“Because she is a woman, don’t you know you can’t reason with a girl?”

Hearing what Xia Xiaotao said, the man with the slicked-back hair stood there speechless.

Xia Xiaotao saw that the man with the slicked-back hair looked a little funny at this time, so she added to him:

“You said you liked Sisi, but you are so fussy about such a small matter, and you don’t know how to give her some slack.”

Xia Xiaotao’s words seemed like a joke, but they were a kind of truth, especially for the man with the slicked-back hair now.

“Forget it, let’s talk about fish, sister-in-law. Is this thing delicious? Is it expensive? Tell us quickly.”

“It must be delicious. It has more meat and less bones and tastes delicious. How can it not be delicious? Why don’t you take a bite and try it first?”

“What do you mean, just eat it raw like this?”

“Yes, haven’t you heard of mackerel sashimi? ”

Seeing the slicked-back guy hesitate, Xia Xiaotao couldn't help but laugh.

"You're fooling me again, sister-in-law."

"I'm not fooling you, but you have to marinate it for a while. It's very delicious with rice, and it can also be used to make smoked fish."

"Can't it be steamed or braised? I still prefer more popular ways of eating."

"Of course, fried, steamed, meatball soup..."