The Pentium Era - South to North

Someone asked Zhang Xiangbei, what exactly does our security team do?

Zhang Xiangbei looked at his watch. It was almost four o'clock. There was nothing he could do today. Zhang Xiangbei said:

"We'll talk about work tomorrow. Today we have one topic: where to eat later."

Several people discussed it and finally told Zhang Xiangbei to go to Yanzhou Mansion.

Zhang Xiangbei said yes, then go to Yanzhou Mansion.

When it was time to eat, Zhang Xiangbei called Xiangnan, and everyone walked to the underground parking lot. These people were surprised when they saw Zhang Xiangbei driving an Audi R8. They knew that this guy was really no ordinary person. Everyone drives a car costing more than two million yuan, so what else can they do?

The one who said he wanted to eat Zhang Xiangbei's shorts sighed and said, "Forget it, we can't finish one of his tires in a month."

"It's okay. If we can't finish a tire, we'll just eat a screw. We'll eat it every day. The ants will move around, and one day we'll finish it." Someone on the side said.

"Shit, my teeth are broken and the drama festival is over."

The person in front said that everyone laughed and felt happy in their hearts. Everyone was subconsciously thinking that it is better to hang out with a person who drives an Audi R8 than with a cyclist.

They had a meal in Yanzhou Mansion until around eight o'clock in the evening. They had a pleasant meal. Xiang Nan watched from the side and secretly marveled in his heart. She had been with these people for almost a month, and the relationship was always inseparable. She Even the names of these people are not complete. How come Xiangbei became brothers with these guys in just one day? It seems that it is not as simple as buying a meal.

When the preparatory team office was established, I was also at the Yongcheng Central Hotel and treated everyone to a meal, but when the meal was over, it was over.

On the way back, Xiangnan asked Zhang Xiangbei this question. Zhang Xiangbei chuckled and said, I don't know, I just know the person.

"Nothing like your dad at all." Xiang Nan said, "Uncle Zhang, only people who know each other know each other well."

Both of them suddenly fell silent. They thought of one person, that was Liu Ligan. In terms of familiarity, Zhang Xiangbei looked too much like Liu Ligan. There was another person that Zhang Xiangbei thought of, that was the second-rate guy. Uncle Frog was also a typical familiar figure. Xiangnan was right. Zhang Xiangbei felt that he looked like a second-rate guy and Liu Ligan, but he didn't look like Zhang Chen at all.

Maybe it’s because I spent too much time with them when I was a child.

"Maybe it was forced." Zhang Xiangbei said.

"Forced? Who forced you?" Xiang Nan asked curiously.

"When I first went to high school in the United States, I was the only Chinese in the whole school. Oh, I should say mainlanders. There were people from Hong Kong and Taiwan, but even they, we had barriers to communication. They felt that they were very stupid. Foreigners still look down on people from mainland China. They obviously know how to speak Chinese, but they just don't speak it in front of me. They feel that their English is better than mine.

"Americans are like that. Everyone needs to show off their own species. You have to show how capable and capable you are. No one is interested in studying you. If you can't work hard to blend in with the crowd, no one will They will take care of you. Just be a lonely old man in school. I just have to work hard to integrate into them. This is true from high school to college.

"Aunt Xiaofang also taught me this. She told me that only by integrating with them can you understand them better and even defeat them.

"Why do many Chinese people, after studying in the United States for several years, only know a few Chinese people in the end? It's for this reason. They are too shy. Coupled with cultural barriers, their tentacles stretch out and then shrink back immediately. When I came back, I felt that it would be better to stay together with a few Chinese people to keep warm.

“At that time, there were very few Chinese people in American schools, so I didn’t think this would be possible.

"It was the same later when I was selling vegetables. If you couldn't sell them, the vegetables would rot in the ground. Although it didn't matter if the vegetables rotted in the ground, no one would scold me. I was just growing it for fun, but I If I can't live with it, I think my grandpa and grandpa will scold me. Do you remember that since we were young, we can do anything, but we can't leave food on the table or drop it on the table?"

Xiang Nan nodded, and she remembered that her grandma and grandpa had been really strict with them on this point since she was a child, which objectively made them eat well.

Later, when Xiangnan went to university in Beijing, she saw many of her classmates eating in the cafeteria. Before they finished their meals, there was a mess in front of them. Xiangnan was shocked, and she felt very sorry for such classmates. Disgust seems to be a natural repulsion.

Every time she finished her meal, the dining table was clean, as if no one had sat here and eaten. The other classmates were very surprised. Some people realized it and secretly imitated her. Xiangnan felt that Zhang Xiangbei It will definitely be like this.

"If the vegetables rot in the ground, I will feel pain in my heart, I will not be able to sleep well, and I will not be able to attend classes well. In places like the United States, there are no vegetable markets. You can sell them there. After thinking about it, I can only sell them." For those restaurants, it is very difficult to work as a chef in a restaurant.

“So every time, I have to do some reconnaissance first to find out whether the chef or owner of this restaurant is white, black, Hispanic, Italian, Mexican or Indian.

"Once you have figured it out, think hard about what your classmates, or the blacks, Spanish, Italians, Mexicans, Indians, etc. you have come into contact with before are like, how should you deal with them, what should you say, and then go to them after thinking about it. .

“I’ve dealt with chefs a lot, and I don’t have to think about it anymore, and I don’t need to scout in advance, because they are generally the same type of people. I know what to say when I go there. Once we have a good relationship, they will also help me introduce other restaurants. The cooks are from the same family, and they always have some kind of relationship with each other, so I started my vegetable selling business."

"Yes, Zhang Xiangbei." Xiangnan said, "It sounds like a history of blood and tears."

"It was true at first, but then it wasn't." Zhang Xiangbei said, "Later I felt that dealing with different people is actually a very interesting thing. It's like opening new windows in front of you. You get to know the world better."

Xiangnan looked at Zhang Xiangbei, nodded and said, "Well, what you said matches your image of just carrying a backpack and running around in the east and west hemispheres."

After saying that, both of them laughed.

After chatting and laughing, they arrived home. The two people got off the car, parked the car, entered the elevator, and arrived at the door of the house. Xiang Nan took out the key and opened the door. The door was pitch dark. The two people, especially Xiang Nan, were stunned for a moment, and then Thinking of it, my grandpa and grandma went on a trip, and I felt ecstatic.

Today was such a busy day that they had forgotten about it. At this moment, they realized that the two of them seemed to have picked up a treasure. They were still complaining that it was too late to come back. The two of them hugged each other and kissed each other without even turning on the light. With.

I don’t know how long they hugged and kissed in the dark, but it was long enough. Later, the two of them still hugged each other, not even separating their lips, but Xiangnan took Zhang Xiangbei with him. , moved towards the switch, freed up one hand towards the south, stretched out towards the back, touched the switch, and made a click.

The light that came suddenly startled both of them. Even if the switch was turned on by Xiang Nan, she was still frightened, as if she had been caught. She quickly closed her eyes, Xiang Nan's face turned red, and she screamed road:

"Take a shower, take a shower quickly."

She pushed Zhang Xiangbei away.

Everything that happened next was in a hurry. Zhang Xiangbei hurriedly entered the bathroom, took a shower in a hurry, dried his hair and body in a hurry, got dressed in a hurry, and went to sit down on the sofa outside. Xiangnan was still there. In the bathroom, Zhang Xiangbei was sitting there, unfinished, anxious.

He picked up the cup on the coffee table, poured himself half a cup of water from the cold kettle, drank it in one gulp, put the cup down, and felt thirsty again, so he poured another cup, and drank it in one gulp, put the cup down, and then poured another cup. When you are thirsty, you drink again. After a while, you finish the water in the cold kettle.

Zhang Xiangbei stood up, picked up the pot, and went to the water dispenser to fill some water. Xiangnan came out of the room with wet hair and a hair dryer in his hand, and said to Zhang Xiangbei:

"Zhang Xiangbei, blow dry my hair."

Zhang Xiangbei said "Oh" and put down the cold kettle.

Xiang Nan walked over and sat down next to Zhang Xiangbei. The two of them hugged each other immediately. The hair dryer in Xiang Nan's hand fell to the sofa. The two of them hugged and kissed. They had already forgotten about blowing their hair. Water droplets fell from their hair and soaked the clothes on their chests, but neither of them noticed.

"Damn it, blow your hair!" After a long time, Xiang Nan remembered and shouted.

Zhang Xiangbei still said "Oh", he inserted the plug of the hair dryer into the floor socket, turned to the south, with his back to Zhang Xiangbei, Zhang Xiangbei kept stroking her hair with his left hand, and with his right hand. The hair dryer whined.

Xiang Nan looked at the whole house, thinking that this house now belonged to them, and felt a sense of wealth in his heart. Xiang Nan's hair was flying in the wind, touching Zhang Xiangbei's arms and face, and also touched his heart. .

This was their night, and the night was still long.

They kept blowing like this for more than an hour, and then Xiangnan said it was OK. When the blowing was done, Zhang Xiangbei.

In fact, the hair is still not dry, but who cares about that.

It was already past eleven o'clock, and Xiang Nan and Zhang Xiangbei said, "If you are honest, Zhang Xiangbei, I will let you sleep in my room."

Zhang Xiangbei said quickly: "Be honest, I must be honest."

Xiang Nan giggled, stretched out her hands and said, "Then you carry me in."

Zhang Xiangbei held Xiangnan sideways in his hands, and hooked Xiangnan's neck with both hands. Zhang Xiangbei held Xiangnan until he reached the door. The door seemed too narrow and he couldn't get in. Zhang Xiangbei was in a dilemma, so he Nan chuckled:

"Is there really such a fool? You can't walk sideways?"

Zhang Xiangbei suddenly woke up and chuckled. He turned sideways, but he was still afraid that the door frame would hit Xiang Nan in his hand, so he left a lot of space on her side, but he hit the door frame instead.

Xiangnan chuckled: "Zhang Xiangbei, why are you so stupid?"

Zhang Xiangbei himself felt that holding Xiangnan in his hands made him clumsy and looked like a fool.

Zhang Xiangbei carried Xiangnan into the room and placed him on the bed. Xiangnan's hands around his neck did not let go, and Zhang Xiangbei also fell down.

Xiang Nan sighed: "Forget it, Zhang Xiangbei, it's your food anyway, harvest it late and harvest it early, you can take it."

Zhang Xiangbei understood and felt ecstatic in his heart.

In a daze, Xiangnan thought about it and asked, "Zhang Xiangbei, will you get pregnant if you do this?"

The two people were stunned for an instant as if they had been struck by lightning. Their hands and bodies were calm, and Xiang Nan continued to ask:

"Zhang Xiangbei, is there a safety period or something? Do you know what a safety period is?"

Zhang Xiangbei was confused and said, "How could I know this?"

If you are undecided about foreign affairs, you can ask Du Niang. The two of them got up immediately and went to the living room outside. Zhang Xiangbei took his laptop, opened it, and immediately Baidu. Xiang Nan was also calculating in his mind. After the calculation, Xiang Nan almost cried. :

"What should I do, Zhang Xiangbei, today is the most dangerous time. I will be 100% successful and you won't be able to collect the food."

No matter what I do, I can only stop it.

The two of them cuddled together and sat there, feeling miserable in their hearts.

It was past twelve o'clock. Xiangnan and Zhang Xiangbei said, either you go back to your room and sleep.

Zhang Xiangbei refused, and Xiangnan was reluctant to let go. The two of them could only sit cuddled up on the sofa, hugging and kissing.

They couldn't bear to separate, and they didn't dare to go to the room facing the south. They knew that if they went there, they would definitely not be able to control themselves. They would be 100% sure, so they could only sit here until the two of them fell asleep unknowingly. .

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