The Pentium Era - South to North

At ten o'clock the next morning, Liu Ligan and Zhang Chen went to a teahouse near Loquat Mountain Park, where they made an appointment with Aunt Hu.

Not long after they sat there, Aunt Hu came. Zhang Chen and Liu Ligan were startled. Aunt Hu was in her sixties, but she had an afro, thick eyebrows, and bright red lips. The lipstick on her face was so thick that it almost seemed to stick the two lips together, and she also had two pieces of rouge on her face, as if the makeup had not been removed properly, rather than as if the makeup had just been put on.

This image is too vulgar, but it may also suit the taste of those old people who live a boring life. They feel that she is a ball of fire and can burn just by looking at her.

Zhang Chen felt that it was fortunate that Liu Yun did not come. If she saw that her father had such aesthetic tastes, she would probably want to die.

Liu Ligan quietly said to Zhang Chen: "If I ever fight over such an old woman, I will commit suicide."

"Don't worry, Tan Shuzhen will definitely die behind you, and you have no chance." Zhang Chen said.

Zhang Chen asked Aunt Hu to sit down. As soon as Aunt Hu sat down, before they could speak, she began to scold Teacher Liu in Chongqing dialect. She spoke so fast that Zhang Chen could only understand six or seven points, but Liu Ligan was completely I didn't understand, but I didn't need to understand. Her expression and tone had already revealed that what came out of those flaming red lips was not Lotus.

Zhang Chen sat there and listened, feeling a little feverish on his face and trembling in his heart. Aunt Hu was talking very openly. Even what Teacher Liu did on the bed and what disgusting things she said to her, she told her in a nonchalant manner. After she came out, no wonder the two old men who liked her couldn't stand it and went to fight with Teacher Liu.

Zhang Chen and Liu Ligan were sitting across from each other. They couldn't even get in the conversation and could only nod their heads from time to time. While cursing, Aunt Hu rolled her eyes at them from time to time, as if the two of them knew how to transmit telegrams and could send her to her. The disdain and anger were transmitted to Teacher Liu in real time.

Zhang Chen and Liu Ligan had only one thought in their minds, and that was that luckily Teacher Liu persisted and did not agree to marry her.

Aunt Hu talked non-stop for more than half an hour, then suddenly stopped and asked them:

"What do you want from me?"

Only then did Liu Ligan have time to introduce to Aunt Hu that Zhang Chen was Teacher Liu's son-in-law. They rushed over from Hangzhou to deal with this because they received a call from the police station after Teacher Liu had a fight with the two old men yesterday. thing.

"Not just two, there are many people who will fight for me." Aunt Hu said proudly.

Liu Ligan said yes, "Aunt Hu with such a good temperament was like Xi Shi and Yang Guifei in ancient times. It doesn't matter if men fight for you. Even fighting for you is normal."

What she said made Aunt Hu very happy, and she patted her hand affectionately, almost hitting Liu Ligan's face, and Liu Ligan quickly shrank back.

Zhang Chen asked coldly: "Aunt Hu, my father has had two heart bypasses, do you know?"

Aunt Hu was stunned and asked: "Has he done bridge building? He always said that he is in good health and has nothing wrong with him."

"Aunt Hu, this is all your fault. When it comes to a peerless beauty like you, no man would lie to please you," Liu Ligan said.

Zhang Chen frowned: "The doctor has warned him many times not to do strenuous activities. We are not even worried about him dancing. We have always wanted him to go to Shanghai and not stay alone in Chongqing, but he just doesn't want to. , refused to go no matter what, alas, we had to hire a nanny to take care of him."

"Yes, that's what he told me. He said that his daughter asked him to go to Shanghai, but he refused to go. He also said that the nanny his daughter hired for him was also fired by him." Aunt Hu said.

"That's because it's inconvenient for you to go to their house with outsiders around." Liu Ligan said, and Aunt Hu nodded.

Zhang Chen also nodded: "I understand now. It used to be strange why a good nanny had to resign and he was not asked to pay the nanny's salary."

"Teacher Liu wants to live a two-person world with Aunt Hu." Liu Ligan said.

Zhang Chen looked at Aunt Hu and said seriously:

"Aunt Hu, I think you are quite a nice person. Do you really want to marry my dad? If you really want to, we will do his job. You see, if you get married, my dad will have you by his side. Taking care of her, we can rest assured, we don’t even need to hire a nanny, Aunt Hu, are you willing?"

Aunt Hu hesitated, and Liu Ligan said:

"I can't listen anymore, Zhang Chen, you can't be so selfish. I want to say something to my aunt. Your old man has built a bridge twice, and you still encourage them to get married? What do you mean, you want to find a free man?" A nurse? Aren't you afraid that one day he might bang in bed and die next to your aunt?"

Aunt Hu quickly waved her hand and said: "No, no, I have been deceived by him before. If I knew that he had built a bridge twice, I would not dare to go to his house to look for him."

"Yes, yes, that's hard to say. With a bang, he died on you, auntie. He was lucky enough to die under the pomegranate skirt. Even if he is a ghost, he is charming. Auntie, you are unlucky."

Liu Ligan was fanning the flames on the side. When Aunt Hu heard this, she thought it was really possible, and then she really saw a big-headed ghost.

Zhang Chen sighed and said:

"Auntie, since you don't want to, although we are very disappointed, there is nothing we can do about it, so let's do this. No matter what, you will have an easy time. I hope you won't tell others about my father's crossing the bridge. I If you know him, he must be bragging everywhere, and he won’t tell you alone that he is in good health.”

Aunt Hu nodded: "He said we danced together."

"I'm worried that if others find out, they will discriminate against him and ignore him. When he is stimulated, he will... do you understand, auntie?" Zhang Chen asked.

Aunt Hu said she understood.

"We will also ask him to dance as little as possible, at least not such strenuous activities."

Zhang Chen said, he knew in his heart that before tonight, all the old ladies who danced with Teacher Liu would know that Teacher Liu had deceived everyone, and that he actually had two heart bridges, and no one would dare to talk to him again. Dancing together, no old lady dared to flirt with him. They were blocking Teacher Liu's path to love.

"Aunt Hu, please stop inciting other old men to quarrel and fight with him. Even if they want to go, Auntie, you have to use your charm to persuade them, okay? You also know that if this happens, If something goes wrong and the police investigate, the source turns out to be you, and you can’t tell clearly," Liu Ligan said.

Aunt Hu said I know, I understand this.

"But what about compensation for the loss of my youth?" Aunt Hu asked the two of them.

Liu Ligan and Zhang Chen were both stunned. Zhang Chen asked: "What kind of compensation for youth loss?"

Aunt Hu looked a little shy and said:

"I have slept with him several times. He told me that the two of us are together. If he is no longer here in the future, he will give me the house in Jiefangbei."

Oh my god, I didn’t expect that this teacher Liu was really a big liar. He would do anything to trick women into sleeping with him. Zhang Chen and Liu Ligan couldn’t laugh or cry. Liu Ligan quickly said:

"Auntie, auntie, I have said before that you can't believe what this man says, let alone what he says in bed. Did Teacher Liu say this to you in bed?"

Aunt Hu's face turned a little red and she said nothing. After a while, she said:

"Anyway, I can't suffer like this."

Liu Ligan thought for a moment, pointed at Zhang Chen, and said to Aunt Hu:

"Auntie, you see, things have passed. There is no point in talking about them now. You can't say that he slept with you and to compensate you, you went to sleep with him again, right? In that case, Auntie, you will still suffer. This way , I’ll make the decision and let him buy you some nutritional supplements for five thousand, how about you replenish your body?”

"Six thousand." Aunt Hu said.

Zhang Chen said yes, it’s only 6,000. I didn’t bring any cash. I’ll go out and find an ATM to get it for you later.

Aunt Hu picked up her mobile phone and said to Zhang Chen, "I can use WeChat."

Zhang Chen added Aunt Hu's WeChat account and transferred 6,000 yuan to her. Aunt Hu accepted it and didn't even want to drink the tea. She stood up and told them that she was leaving. Finally, she turned around and showed them off with a loud voice. Said goodbye.

After Aunt Hu left, Zhang Chen and Liu Ligan sat there. The more they thought about it, the more they felt that this matter seemed a bit strange.

"No, no, this animal is too ferocious. I will ask Teacher Liu later." Liu Ligan said.

The two returned to the hotel and immediately went upstairs to Teacher Liu's room. Liu Ligan asked Teacher Liu, "Aunt Hu, do you often give her money?"

"Yeah, she said she wanted to buy clothes, cosmetics, and birthday gifts for her grandson."

When Teacher Liu said this, he smiled slyly at them:

"However, I am very stingy. I give her one or two hundred at a time. If she thinks it is too little, she will ask for it again. I will give her another one or two hundred, but it will not exceed three hundred each time. Let me tell you, you can't give money to a woman all at once. It must be given in installments to satisfy them, and it can’t be too refreshing.”

Zhang Chen and Liu Ligan looked at each other and sighed in their hearts: Teacher Liu, she took six thousand in one go today.

Both of them were confused. They didn't know who was the liar, Teacher Liu or Aunt Hu. They even began to wonder if the two of them thought they were smart and sang along in front of Aunt Hu. Maybe the other party had already figured it out. Breasts, people are just waiting for the plot to progress to the final stage.

"Hey, hey, did you give her any money?" Teacher Liu asked, "If I wanted to break up with her, she would definitely demand three thousand yuan for the loss of my youth. I refused and told her that my youth would also be lost. Now she is talking bad about me everywhere, saying that I am a big liar and that I have deceived her feelings."

Zhang Chen and Liu Ligan looked at each other, and both laughed.

Ginger is still spicy.

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