The Perfect Beauty Sitting Next to Me at the School I Transferred To Is My Ex-GF

By the time I had finished rearranging my room, the clock had already struck 6pm. I was surprised at how fast time passed. That can’t be it! I can’t tell you how painful it’s been for me for the past five hours since I finished eating lunch and arrived at this house.

That’s right, Hatsune had thrown away most of my favorite novels and manga. She’s really a demon. No, she’s the devil. There were even some limited editions of first-edition novels, but she threw them all away…

But the reason I’m still able to think so much is because of this.

「It’s soothing…」

Yes, what I’m holding in my hand is a figure of a manga character. I could barely hide the figure under the bed without Hatsune finding out about it. I guess that’s a blessing in disguise.

「So-kun, are you coming?」

Hatsune was about to enter the room, so I quickly hid the figure under the bed.

「…Did you just hide something?」

「N, no? I didn’t hide anything.」

「…Well, okay, what do you want to do now? Would you like to eat dinner? Or take a bath? Or would you like… me~?」

「Dinner—」

「Me?」

「No, I’ll have dinner—」

「M! e!?」

No, you don’t have to force me to say “You”… I’m really tired after all the work I just did. So I don’t have the time to joke around.

「Sorry, I’m just tired today, I’d rather eat…」

And then, as if she sensed that I was really tired, Hatsune said–

「I see… Well, I get it, you look really tired, so let’s have dinner.」

「Thanks…」

Well being tired from arranging my room was mostly an excuse, but in reality, the fact that the books and manga have been thrown away is mentally painful. Not only did she throw them away, but every time she did, she used scissors to cut off the breasts of the big-breasted characters before throwing them away. I really wish she would stop…

「What would you like to eat today? I’ll make it!」

「Hmm, anything.」

「Eeh, saying anything annoys the cook the most.」

「Ah, then an omelet would be nice.」

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I really didn’t care about anything at the moment, so I just said “omelet”, but it turned out to be a big mistake…

「With my love?」

「I want an omelet.」

「With my love?」

「…with your love…」

「Okay! I’ll see you in a bit!」

Then she went to the kitchen with great enthusiasm. All right, I’ll soothe myself a bit with the figure now that Hatsune is gone.

「Ah! How much ketchup is too much——-Eh?」

While I was in my room soothing myself, Hatsune came in as usual. I didn’t lock the door because I thought she was cooking. No, it doesn’t matter, she saw the figure! This is bad!!

「….What? Is that?」

「……」

She sounds like a completely insane person…

「Are you by chance, trying to hide something?」

「……」

「I see… Can I borrow that figure?」

「……」

「Can I borrow it?」

「……」

These figures are the only ones I can’t abandon!

「Hey, So-kun, I heard it hurts to be castrated without anesthesia.」

「……」

I don’t know why she’s suddenly saying such horrible things.

「They say there’s all kinds of pain, I don’t know since I’m a girl, but there’s pure pain, shock, loss and so on.」

「……」

「I’m saying it again. Can I have it?」

T, that means, that if I don’t hand over the figure…. N, no, but—-

「N, not this one! Please don’t do this!!」

「…Really? What a pity, I haven’t even done anything with So-kun yet.」

「……Uu」

「Hey? So-kun, why don’t you quietly hand over that figure? Otherwise, I’ll really—-」

「Absolutely not!」

Screaming so, I ran past Hatsune who was in front of the door of this room while holding the figure, trying to escape out of this room as quickly as possible.

「Ouch!」

Hatsune took me down. If it weren’t for her jealousy, Hatsune would be perfect, she’s very intelligent, and is a very good athlete. But that’s why she’s so annoying. I can’t escape, and even if I try to, she’s too smart and cuts me off.

Even if I were to use force, I’m pretty sure that if Hatsune really tried, I’d actually be dead.

「Here, I’m going to castrate you just like this?」

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She is trying to use one hand to take off my pants while restraining me on the bed.

「Hey!?」

「What? If you don’t like it, just give me the figure.」

…You’re jealous of a figure and want to castrate the person you love, that’s really weird… No, I can understand if you were jealous of a real girl, but over a figure?

No, if you ask me, I’m probably much a freak since I’m protecting my figure, and I could get castrated for it.

「S, sorry…. but, I’ll listen to whatever request you have.」

「…Anything?」

「Y, yeah!」

If it will protect the figure!!

「So, will you go shopping with me?」

「S, shopping? Is that all you want?」

「Un!」

「…II understand, then please.」

「Mou, I can’t help it.」

Then Hatsune released me. I wondered if she had grown up a bit in the past three months, if she could quell her jealousy just by going shopping.

Or is she up to something else? No, let’s get rid of such thoughts. Let’s just be quiet and be happy over Hatsune’s growth.