The Pirate: I Have a Kung Fu System

What it will be like for old friends who have not seen each other for many years to meet again, and under normal circumstances, people who have weak feelings will shiver a little.

What’s more, Eva feels that she has no abnormal habits except for some likes to wear heavy makeup.

But why is he treated like this?

“Death wink!” Eva blinked lightly, and an incomparably strong shock wave immediately radiated out like a cannonball, colliding with the laser light that erupted from Bartholomy’s mouth with incomparable accuracy.

After neutralizing the bear’s attack, Eva did not attack while the bear was condensing the laser again, but still questioned the bear with the last glimmer of hope.

“Xiong, I know that you guy has always been a non-talkative, but have you forgotten my face? Although I wear heavy makeup today, it doesn’t make it clear to you who I am! ”

Hearing Eva say this, the bear actually stopped the condensation of laser light, closed his mouth and quietly looked at Eva’s big face.

“Amporio Ivankov, a high-ranking cadre of the revolutionary army, does not match the appearance in the data… The information supplements the other party’s ability to change gender, and the correction is being updated… The male version of Ivankov, exactly coincided. ”

“Hahaha, I just said that you kid can’t really forget me, right. Your boy’s joking style has gotten pretty bad now, but I…”

Eva stretched out her hand to pat the shoulder of this indiscriminate brat, but the next moment his arm froze in midair.

An unusually neatly cut channel appeared on Eva’s purple curls, and the bear’s smoke-smoking mouth made something clear to Eva.

“Is that your answer, Bear?” Eva looked at the bear’s eternal poker face, and the smile on her face slowly solidified, and finally turned into complete anger.

“Since you seem to have completely forgotten about me, then I need to do something to remind you of me again.”

Although you have your own position after being Nanabukai, I think it is still necessary for you to know something! ”

The bear didn’t seem to hear Eva’s words, but after locking Eva’s direction again, he silently opened his mouth and began to condense laser light.

“Don’t expect my men to show mercy this time! Amporio Face Growth Hormone! ”

Eva raised her hands and pricked the needle-like nails on her fingers directly into her cheeks.

As if someone had suddenly placed a magnifying glass in front of his face, Eva’s already large face suddenly more than doubled at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Didn’t say anything about Eva’s mutant bear, and still unhurriedly condensed the laser light.

“Don’t think you’ll be better aimed when I make my face bigger. Don’t forget that no one in the world has surpassed me in terms of conditioning the body,

So the movements my body can make are not what you can imagine! Face and afterimage! ”

Eva suddenly began to move around the bear extremely quickly, and the big face like a round table was actually one and two, two and three at Eva’s extreme speed… In a short time, the bear’s entire field of vision was covered.

“It’s a warning and a punishment for forgetting your old friend. Galaxy wink! Hip hop! ”

Countless right eyes the size of round tables blinked at the bear at the same time, and the bear, which was trying in vain to distinguish where Eva’s entity was, suddenly began to explode violently one after another as if it was forced to fire from mortars.

“Hip hop! Amporio eliminates hormones. ”

Eva stopped moving quickly and once again stabbed her enlarged face, which quickly returned to normal again under the influence of his fruit ability.

“Crunch, crunch.” The bear stood up again in a tooth-biting sound, but what made it strange was that a few flashes of electricity flashed on his body.

However, Eva, who was angry, did not notice this, but quickly ran to the bear and jumped up hard, and then kicked down with both legs against the bear’s chest.

“In vain, when I was advancing the city, I was still worried about you who broke into the government, I kicked!” The bear who had not yet had time to defend was directly kicked out by Eva in anger without reservation…

“Get out of the way! Get out of the way! I’m going to save Ace!” ”

Luffy shouted, shaking his fist vigorously to knock the navy towards him one by one, like a drill constantly breaking through the wall of navy people.

The undead summoned by Jiang Tian were closely following Luffy, helping him advance while helping him block the cold knife that came from nowhere.

“Abominable and arrogant straw hat boy! You give me a stop! ”

An angry shout sounded behind Luffy. Bucky held four small knives between his fingers, and with a group of escapees, he suddenly broke through the navy’s defenses and rushed out from one side.

“Captain Bucky’s fame and great combat have come to the point where it is time to achieve it, how can I let this kid of yours grab that opportunity one step ahead of me.

The person who rescued the captain’s son must have been me! Once successful, I will take over as my captain and become the existence that terrifies the whole world! ”

“That’s right, you’re the greatest Captain Bucky!” The escaped prisoners following Bucky shouted in unison.

On the Moby Dick, Whitebeard looked at Bucky with a strange look, the red-nosed man could barely be regarded as a contemporary, but he was not a reliable guy no matter how he looked at it.

And the guy who was so bloody in three words … Simply an idiot. ”

……

Luffy’s hand quickly moved his fist so that he didn’t hit Bucky the clown who suddenly rushed out, and he looked at the clown Bucky who rushed in front of him with some annoyance, and finally couldn’t help but complain.

“Hey, Bucky. I appreciate you coming to help me. But don’t keep getting in my way, okay! You will hinder me from saving Ace, the navy will execute us in advance, we don’t have time!” ”

“Hindering you? You say my Captain Bucky got in your way? Bucky felt like he was about to be laughed at by this guy who didn’t know how many pounds he had.

He waved his finger at Luffy with some contempt.

“Don’t think that you can have a relationship with Whitebeard, there is nothing great about calling Jiang Tian a brother and brother, I have now allied with him.

No, it was more precisely that he wanted help from my great Captain Bucky, and I graciously promised him.

I will rescue my captain’s son, and you hairy imp is still there waiting for me to triumph before holding your brother and crying.” ”

“This… This great grace… This radiant figure like a saint is…”

“Our great Captain Bucky!”

Bucky’s prisoner fan squad still spares no effort to praise Bucky while fighting the Navy, and this exaggerated performance even makes several Navy inexplicably do their unjust ghosts after being thundered.

“That’s right, it’s me…” Bucky had just put on an expression of laughing at the sky with his waist crossed, when suddenly a huge black shadow flew out of the diagonal stab and directly smashed him out.

“Captain Bucky!” The Bucky fan group made a sound like cuckoo crying blood, but it was followed by incomparable anger, “Damn, who sneaked up on our great Captain Bucky!” ”

“Ah, Straw Hat Boy and Candy Boy you are here. Did you see anyone fly over just now? ”

Eva, the shemale king, hurriedly ran over and looked at Luffy and the group and said a little eagerly.

“I was too angry just now, and the bear guy was kicked by me and flew around here. He had to be treated immediately, and he took so many of my enhanced death winks that even the bear’s strong body could not hold up. ”

“Ah, if you want to talk about people, something did fly over just now.” Luffy hesitantly pointed to the Bucky fan group that was making a circle, hesitating in his heart whether to tell Eva that he had just injured Bucky by mistake.

“Boom!” With a loud slap sound, the Bucky fan group immediately flew out upside down as if hit by a giant.

The bear’s huge body slowly stood up, and the glove in his right hand had been taken off, revealing the soft ball of meat in his palm.

“Bear !?!” Eva looked at Bassolomi Bear in amazement as she stood up casually.

“This is impossible, even he must have been beaten in many fractures in my attack just now. Unless his body is iron, he will definitely not be able to stand up! ”

“Hehe, you guessed well. This guy is indeed made of iron. ”

Don Quixote Doflamingo, dressed in fancy clothes, slowly walked over with a weird smile.

After kicking a prisoner who had been knocked down by a bear to another, Doflamingo Shiran sat down in this makeshift seat and continued.

“You seem to have a relationship with this guy, but it’s a pity that Bartholomy Bear and this guy you know are completely two people.”

Not more precisely, the Bartholomy Bear of your memory two days ago completely turned into this thing – the human weapon of the world government.

I don’t know what deal he has with the people above. But this guy has been undergoing government transformation a long time ago.

First the hands, then the feet, and gradually underwent long-term transformation throughout his body while remaining conscious.

Just a few days ago, this guy did still have a personality, but now after receiving Dr. Vegapunk’s transformation, he has become a humanoid weapon that even has lost his memory.

So you should now call the Otherhuman Weapon Pacifist – PX-0.”