The Prodigal Son: I Can Foresee the Future

"Ancestor, Great Ancestor Chen!"

"What the hell should I say to make you believe it?"

"Don't go!"

"Coincidence! It's indeed a coincidence! This is really a coincidence!"

"I swear to heaven, if I, Lin Ming, tell a lie, then..."

"Boom!!!"

A huge roar came from outside again.

Yeah.

It was louder than the last one, and it seemed to shake the hotel.

"Isn't it... so fierce?"

Lin Ming's face twitched constantly.

For a moment, he even thought he was lying.

Xuan Xuan put down the remote control in her hand and ran towards Lin Ming.

Lin Ming didn't care about chasing Chen Jia, and quickly picked up Xuan Xuan.

"Xuan Xuan, don't be afraid, it's raining, a natural phenomenon, it will be fine soon."

"Dad, I'm not scared, I just think you look funny now!" Xuan Xuan said crisply.

Lin Ming: "..."

He almost couldn't help but throw the dead girl out of the window!

What kind of mother, what kind of child!

Chen Jiading didn't believe him when he told the truth.

There was such a loud thunder outside, but Xuanxuan, a little kid, was not afraid!

And she had the leisure to laugh at herself!

"Sad!"

Lin Ming looked up to the sky and howled: "I'm fucking sad..."

"Lin Ming, don't scream for me!"

"Okay!"

Looking at Lin Ming's respectful look.

Xuanxuan tilted her head and asked: "Dad, what does it mean to lick a dog?"

Lin Ming's heart tightened, and then he slowly clenched his fists, and his smile gradually became ferocious.

"What do you mean?"

"I'm just asking!"

Xuanxuan may be worried that Lin Ming doesn't understand, so she pointed to the Robles cartoon on TV.

"It just mentioned licking a dog, but I don't understand it, so I asked Dad."

Lin Ming looked at the TV.

The TV had been paused by Xuanxuan at this moment, and Lin Ming saw the word "licking a dog" on the subtitles at a glance.

Strictly speaking, Robles is not a cartoon, but a kind of artificial game commentary. The dubbing is quite funny, and many children like to watch it.

It's just...

Isn't this too coincidental?

I want to swear, and there will be thunder outside.

I want to be obedient, and Xuanxuan asks me what "licking a dog" is?

It's terrible...

God is really going against me!

"Dad, you haven't told me what licking a dog means!" Xuanxuan pestered Lin Ming and asked.

"This..."

Lin Ming thought about it.

Then he explained seriously: "'Dog licker' is a popular word on the Internet nowadays. It mainly refers to a person who flatters and pleases another person without dignity. He knows that the other person doesn't like him, but he has no bottom line to put his warm face on the other person's cold butt."

"Girl, since you asked me, then I tell you, we must not be a dog licker in the future, understand?"

Xuanxuan did not respond.

Instead, she looked at Lin Ming, and then at the closed door.

Finally, she nodded heavily.

"Dad! I know what a 'dog licker' is!"

"Fuck!"

Lin Ming's lungs almost exploded: "Damn girl, what do you mean by this? I'm different from those dogs lickers!"

"How is it different?"

"At least your mother likes me! She loves me! If she loves me, I'm not a dog licker!"

Lin Ming's words were very tough, but his face was full of powerlessness.

"I didn't say that Dad was a dog licker!" Xuanxuan blinked her innocent big eyes.

"Then why did you look at me just now? Didn't you mean to say that I'm a bootlicker?" Lin Ming almost shouted his throat out.

"If you say it's true, then it's true. Why are you so fierce!"

"You..."

Lin Ming shouted hysterically: "I'm not!!!"

Just at this moment, the door of the room was knocked.

"Wait for me!"

Lin Ming glared at Xuan Xuan fiercely, and then opened the door.

Lin Chengguo, Chi Yufen, Chen Anying and Lu Yunfang were all standing at the door.

Lin Chengguo's face was slightly gloomy.

He came up and scolded: "What are you shouting? We can hear it clearly outside the door. Does it seem that you have a loud voice?"

Chi Yufen also said: "Lin Ming, if you have something to say, why can't you say it nicely? No matter how loud you are, it won't solve the problem!"

Lin Ming was stunned for a moment, and then the corners of his mouth grinned.

Well, this is good.

From the unpleasant expressions of Chen Anying and Lu Yunfang, Lin Ming could easily tell that they must have thought that he was arguing with Chen Jia.

The shadow he cast on them when he fell was too big.

In addition to the situation today, it was impossible not to misunderstand!

"Dad..."Lin Ming wanted to explain.

"What do you mean by dad?"

Lin Chengguo interrupted with a cold snort: "You are restless even when you go out to play. What kind of bad temper do you have? You have two dollars now, but you don't know your last name anymore, right?"

Lin Ming was about to cry.

Fortunately, Xuanxuan came running over at this time.

She cried in a baby voice: "Grandpa and grandma, grandpa and grandpa, my dad is mean to me!"

"Xuanxuan, don't be afraid, grandma supports you."

Chi Yufen quickly picked Xuanxuan up.

At the same time, she asked: "What's wrong with your dad? Why is he angry for no reason?"

"I said my dad is a bootlicker, and he is mean to me!" Xuanxuan looked aggrieved.

"You said your dad is... what?" Chi Yufen was stunned.

"A dog licker!"

Xuan Xuan snorted: "I told him, but he still refused to admit it! He likes to see my mom's face every day. Whenever my mom gets angry, he immediately tries to coax her. Isn't that a dog licker? He just said it himself, a dog licker is someone who gives a cold shoulder to others. He likes to give a cold shoulder to my mom!"

After these words, the four old people all looked stiff, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Lin Ming spread his hands directly, as if he was saying, 'You guys understand now, right?'

There was no need to explain anything.

Xuan Xuan's so-called 'complaint' perfectly explained Lin Ming's current family status.

"You don't have to act like you're right. Xuan Xuan can say that, which proves that you've angered Chen Jia again." Lin Chengguo snorted coldly.

However, this snort was obviously not confident enough.

Lin Ming was exhausted: "Okay, okay, in your eyes, your daughter-in-law is always right, and it's my fault that she bullied me, okay?"

"Lin Ming, whoever's fault it is is whose fault, you don't have to..."

As a mother-in-law, Lv Yunfang wanted to say a few words for Lin Ming.

But as she spoke, she remembered Xuanxuan's "licking dog".

Finally, she couldn't hold it back and turned her head to laugh.

"Mom, what are you doing..." Lin Ming really had the urge to cry.

"Xuanxuan, tell grandpa, how did your dad make your mom angry again?" Lin Chengguo asked.

Xuanxuan tilted her head and thought for a while.

Then she said: "It seems that it's because there is an aunt who likes dad, and dad doesn't like that aunt, so mom is angry!"

Lin Chengguo's eyes twitched and he stopped talking.

"I just like Chen Jia, I don't like other women, this is not my fault, right?" Lin Ming snorted.

"How is it not your fault?"

Lin Chengguo immediately said: "You dress yourself up every day, and you have made some money. How can there be no girls who like you? Don't you deliberately keep a distance from them?"

Lin Ming was stunned!

"No way, Old Lin, this has something to do with me? Everything on my body, even my underwear, was bought for me by Chen Jia. If you want to talk about being well-dressed, it is Chen Jia who dresses me up!"

Lin Ming argued: "Even if you are partial to your daughter-in-law, there should be a limit, right? How come... I am really not considered a person at home?"

"Stop talking nonsense! Anyway, we know what kind of temper Chen Jia has. If she gets angry, it must be your fault!" Chi Yufen also said.

Lin Ming: "..."