The psychic beasts of the city

When the sky is hazy.

After arriving at the headquarters of Petpedia, I went up to the 28th floor.

The staff of Petpedia packed up and got ready to leave work.

Seeing Song Yayu coming up with a good-looking man, colleagues began to tease her.

“Sister Yayu, is your boyfriend not bad-looking, it’s quite compatible with you.”

“This is the owner of those two living treasures?” A girl hid her smile and said, “Go to Sister Yayu’s office and take a look, ordinary people will go crazy.” ”

Song Yayu’s face was ugly, and she turned back and said, “Do you want to stay and accompany me overtime at night?” ”

This trick worked very well, and a dozen young people obediently shut up.

Who makes people the editor-in-chief, holding the power of life and death for everyone.

Ye Wudao asked, “What did the two of them do to anger people?” ”

“Just go in and take a look.”

Ye Wudao pushed open the door of Song Yayu’s office, and the two dogs were currently looking at each other affectionately, whining and talking in their throats, and they were not in a very good mood.

Ye Wudao glanced at the office, shocked and speechless.

The office belongs to the kind of one-bedroom living room, with a lounge and a bathroom, and a living room inside.

In the living room, the floor was covered with goose feathers, as well as pieces of cloth from throw pillows, torn off sofa skin, and a bitten TV remote control.

Song Yayu hugged her shoulders and leaned against the door, expressionless: “Boss Ye, how are you going to compensate?” ”

“I just went out for less than twenty minutes, and when I came back, my office became like this, anyway, I can’t understand what the two of them are arguing about, you can translate it for me.”

Her bulging mouth rose and fell, and her lungs were about to explode.

Ye Wudao said with a dark face: “Who did it?” ”

Black Leather and Little Six raised their paws at each other at the same time, Black Skin was very focused, and Little Six raised his face to the sky, looking a little arrogant.

“I ask who did it?”

Ye Wudao shouted.

The two dogs snorted, and the black skin barked: “I didn’t do it, I really didn’t do it, master, you have to believe me.” ”

“Whoops…… (I didn’t do it, I didn’t do it anyway.) Erha shook his head and shook his head in a wolf whisper.

Song Yayu was on the side, wanting to laugh, but couldn’t laugh.

In just ten minutes, the office became a garbage dump, with a sofa, a throw pillow, and a remote control.

“Woof. All right. Hei Leather lowered his head guiltily: “I admit that I bit the remote control, but the sofa and pillows don’t care about me.” ”

Ye Wudao’s mouth jumped several times, looked at Xiao Liu, and said in a deep voice: “Didn’t you say that you don’t care about your business?” Since you bite both the sofa and the throw pillow, why don’t you admit it? ”

“Whoops, whoops, what do you think you call the remote)”

“Okay, you’re starting to pout, you’ve learned to lie to me, haven’t you?”

“Whoops (mom help).”

Xiaoliu hid behind Song Yayu.

Song Yayu said angrily: “What are you coming to me for?” It is not quick to explain honestly, confess leniently, and resist strictly. ”

“Whoops (I want to watch Ultraman, Black Leather wants to watch martial arts films, what can I do).”

After understanding, Ye Wudao understood that it turned out to be a simple civil dispute, a battle for remote control.

In order to be able to see their favorite programs, the two dogs began to compete for control of the remote control, and as a result, Xiaoliu couldn’t beat the black skin, so angry that he unplugged the TV latch and wanted to break.

The black skin was choked enough, and the remote control was gnawed into slag in one breath.

In order to vent the anger in his heart, Xiaoliu began to vent on the sofa and throw pillows, tearing the pillows to pieces, and goose feathers all over the ground.

By the way, he gouged out all the yellow sponges in the sofa, and plunged himself into the sofa to pretend to be the sofa.

Little Six: “Whoops… I just bit off the black line and bit the sofa, but the black leather bit the remote control, which is very valuable, and it controls the fate of the TV. ”

Hei Pi also felt that the remote control was quite valuable, lying on the ground with his legs up, his lips were cute, and his tail was clamped into the crotch of his pants.

What is worth and what is not, these common senses they can understand is strange.

Ye Wudao beckoned to Xiaoliu: “You come over.” ”

“Whaa I don’t go over, the master wants to beat me, and my mother helps. ”

“I won’t hit you when you come.”

“Wow, I don’t.”

“Well, I don’t want you anymore, you will be a stray dog from now on.”

“Wow, I don’t, if you don’t hit me, I’ll pass.”

“Well, I won’t hit you.”

Little Six walked over slowly.

It was pressed to the ground by Ye Wudao.

Little Six was so frightened that he screamed and tried to struggle, but no one had great strength, his expression was exaggerated, and he wailed like a dead father.

Ye Wudao grabbed the fur on its neck and began to shake, his face full of anger: “Lao Tzu doesn’t hit you, Lao Tzu didn’t say not to pinch you, what do you think you are fat now?” ”

“Look at your virtue now, do you still think you were a child? Do you still think that you don’t need to accompany if you bite something? Time can’t go back. ”

“When I was a child, I took you out to play, and whoever saw you was not allowed to praise you for being cute, and I was reluctant to hit you. When you grow up and take you out to play, do you know what people say? People say why did they bring this pig out again? ”

“Any idea why you were put in a cage? Just to prevent you from biting things indiscriminately, when you were a child, you can bite the pillow and tear the sheet and bite the mattress, but once you specifically bit the lighter, are you planning to breathe fire and burn me? Yes! ”

Syllable!

Remembering the past when it bit the pillow and bit the lighter, Ye Wudao didn’t hit a place in anger, and directly gave it a slap in the mouth, of course, it was only gently, and he would be distressed if he hit it.

“Wow~ Mom, mom save me, the owner is going to kill the dog.”

“Don’t fucking bark, bite the lighter and learn to breathe fire, but now you specifically start biting the wire, are you planning to be electrocuted and become a super dog?” Are you planning to save the world? What if it electrocutes you? How did Lao Tzu explain to your ancestors? ”

“Three days and two ends to give me a surprise, three days two heads to give me a surprise, are you planning to propose to me? Lao Tzu won’t marry you, why don’t you light a candle? I educated you when you grew so big, why don’t you coax me now? You’re going to coax me.” ”

Little Six was about to be strangled by Ye Wudao, and Little Six decided to stay away from this right and wrong character, didn’t he see that his eyes were red? This man is crazy.

Taking advantage of the fact that the night was not paying attention, Xiao Liuyi got up and plunged into the crowd again.

Yes, it was the crowd, and there were more than a dozen pet encyclopedia clerks standing at the door, all laughing like ghosts and animals.

“I used to bite anything, but now it starts to bite the wire, in case the electricity comes out, I can’t serve it with a handful of and urine?”

Song Yayu’s face turned red, and she turned back and drank, “What are you doing with your pestle?” Don’t leave after work? ”

“Gone, gone, off work.”

A group of people scattered.

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