The red dragon just wants to do whatever he wants

A few kilometers away, David was mistaken for his companion by the devil. Adhering to the body of the Dragonborn, he was clenching his fists and writhing up and down in the low altitude like a drunken superman. From time to time, he would inadvertently spin around in the air. Circle, or spin in a continuous circle.

I don’t know if it’s because Hong Lin’s mortal body simply can’t withstand David’s torment like ‘playing an RPG game while driving Need for Speed ​​at a high speed’. His face was blown out of shape, and he always felt that his vision was... In a daze, halfway through the flight, I felt that the scenery in front of me always felt like it had been copied and pasted.

This made David even more convinced that he was 'dreaming'.

Just like a real dream, once the plot begins to become dull or repetitive, the autonomous consciousness can easily 'sleep over', and then 'automatically jump off' after going through a new sleep cycle, thus reorganizing the memory of the previous dream. Overwrite.

Just when David couldn't help but roll his eyes and was about to fall asleep, something new finally appeared in front of him that caught his attention:

A battlefield.

A group of seemingly well-equipped noble cavalry surrounded a temporarily armed village with wooden piles and walls.

Under the loud scolding of the commander, the archer infantry regiment kept throwing fire arrows towards the villages and towns, seemingly intending to rely on the fire to force the serfs holding dung forks and sickles inside to walk out of their crude defenses, so as to use the minimum loss. to win.

"Well! You can try the lawn mowing mode." David suddenly became energetic.

It's no wonder that his thoughts are jumping around at the moment. In fact, the logic of thinking in the 'dream' is almost automatic and subconscious. Many plots that he feels are wonderful and amazing will only feel nonsense and absurd when he wakes up and recalls them.

But at this moment, David, a 'UFO' that was approaching rapidly in the air without relying on wings or magic, still immediately attracted the attention of the group of regular army mages outside the town - and almost scared him off his horse. fell directly.

"Sir, pay attention to the low altitude in the northwest."

The commander was also obedient. Although he was a little confused, he immediately turned around and took a look. His eyes almost popped out, and he immediately changed his order and said:

"Archer, turn right, aim at the incoming enemy, stay alert! Don't let go!"

There is no way, David's posture at this moment is really contrary to human common sense.

It's so fast!

More importantly, who has ever seen a creature that flies by spurting blood from its two legs?

There was only Astro Boy from Blue Star next door, but that one was also fire-breathing.

After all, this is not a real dream. David objectively violated the laws of physics, and his subconscious mind and power automatically filled in this 'BUG':

He transplanted the flying method of his own body, ‘Tianhui Dragon’.

But because the carrier is not the red dragon body that has been completely transformed by [Slaanesh], there is such a strange creature that "has nothing wrong with it" in David's subjective consciousness, a monster that any normal creature would find inexplicably scary when seeing it.

Faced with this kind of thing, the most sensible thing to do is to stay alert like this group of regular troops, but not take the initiative to attack.

After all, this is a fantasy world with swords and magic. No matter how outrageous things are, you can barely explain them with magic you don't know.

Those who are associated with this kind of thing often represent extreme danger. When they come up, they are full of firepower and often die without knowing how.

But soon this human army made a shocking discovery. 'David' was coming for them. Coupled with that creepy 'dragon smile', an archer with poor psychological quality finally let go. Bowstring.

Then, in front of everyone's astonished attention, the arrow penetrated with extremely 'accurate' or should be said that David's right eye caught the arrow with extremely accurate.

"." Just when the human army didn't know whether to cheer for this or what.

Then he saw David acting like a normal person, imitating Xiahou Dun and pulling the arrow out of his eye socket, and yelled:

"'Father's sperm and mother's blood must not be thrown away'!"

Then he stuffed it into his mouth and swallowed it with the eyeballs and arrows attached.

"." The originally tense battlefield suddenly fell silent, and some soldiers even couldn't help but take a few steps back.

Then David didn't know whether he was choked or because he was disgusted. He vomited out a column of blood that reached the sky. It immediately plowed through the army outside the town like a "bloody laser cannon". Anyone who came into contact with this river of blood All of them were cut into blood as if they were being sprayed by a high-pressure water cannon, and a knight's horse was even cut in half.

Originally, David was worried that the scene was too bloody and would awaken his consciousness from his 'dream'.

As a result, I don’t know whether it was due to insufficient relevant materials, but everything in front of me was automatically mosaic, so that David, a P agency war criminal, even sighed inexplicably:

"We are indeed an outstanding young man with three good qualities. We have traveled through time, and even in our dreams we have the Holy Light Harmony Mode. There is no one else!"

However, the R-rated scenes that David caused one after another caused the "sergeants on both sides" who were still at war to run away in horror and no longer care about each other.

"monster!"

"Devil! It's the devil! Ah!!!"

"Retreat! Retreat!" The noble commander, whose expression also changed drastically, didn't even have time to order a retreat. The knights and infantry around him had already lost their morale in this terrifying and inhuman offensive, and fled in a hurry.

They were only ordered to suppress the serf uprising, not as sacrifices to the devil.

At the same time, his heart became more and more broken. Ever since the failed coup seven years ago, the entire Walden Kingdom seemed to have been cursed.

The endless serf uprisings, the endless drow regimes, the continuous invasion of barbarians from the Old World, and the increasing engulfment from the northern Kingdom of Bafania have made every soldier in this country tense.

But now, facing this sudden 'demon invasion', this tense nerve finally collapsed.

"." Looking at the battlefield that had dispersed in an instant, David, who no longer had the feeling of being evenly matched, felt that this 'dream' suddenly felt so boring.

After all, he is not a murderer. He only enjoys the exhilarating feeling of adrenaline secretion in the 'simulated battle', but is not really interested in killing.

Just as he was about to open his eyes and 'wake up', he suddenly felt a burst of wind coming from behind him.

If it were placed in his red dragon body, he would probably have instinctively opened the [Greed] Eye at this moment.

But at this moment, he didn't know in his dream whether it was because the hardware and software didn't match well. David, who was a little slow to react, turned around and saw a guy with wings on his back who looked inexplicably familiar towards him. He dived straight over and punched him.

David only had time to instinctively raise his arms to block, before he felt himself being hit head-on by a car traveling at 80 kilometers per hour, heading towards the farm occupied by the noble cavalry outside the town.

This sudden feeling of weightlessness made David almost wake up, but waking up suddenly at this time, for David, who had just felt a little fresh, was simply worse than dreaming of a tryst with a young lady whose face he couldn't see clearly but in front of him. It’s even more uncomfortable to be woken up by the alarm clock at the critical moment!

He hasn't had time to enjoy it yet!

And with his red dragon's extremely healthy physical condition and strong nerves, God knows when he will experience a lucid dream again.

Immediately, he was like an anime protagonist who was sitting in "Unit 1" and could only watch his white moonlight being ravaged by monsters. He couldn't help but hypnotize himself:

"Get up! Get up! Get up!"

But his vision could only stay in a messy chicken shed, and a frightened little hen that landed on his head was laying eggs on his face.

The vision is gradually blurring, and the consciousness is losing control uncontrollably.

I really want to go to sleep.

【lazy】

Demon Gudmund, who was staying in mid-air, also looked at his blood-stained fist in disbelief:

"This? This is gone?"

It seems that Gudmund at this moment felt very similar to David's previous feeling. He originally thought he was an evenly matched opponent from the abyss, but he turned out to be like an inferior demon, no, like a chaos worm, crushing him to death.

This unprecedented sense of disparity made him feel that he had nowhere to use his power and was extremely frustrated.

Yes, under his full blow, when the twisted body of 'David' hit the chicken shed, it had already fallen apart due to the overload of the mortal body. Various parts were scattered all over the floor, and his head was It rolled like a bowling ball into the chicken shed next door.

In this case, it would be really weird to be able to 'restart'.

But soon, both the demon Gudmund and the trembling serf soldiers in the town really saw a ghost.

Gudmund, who was originally planning to harvest the battlefield, crush all the witnesses, gather his souls and continue to develop, and the somewhat desperate serf soldiers in the villages and towns suddenly felt a great sense of "lazyness".

Suddenly I don’t want to do anything anymore, just die. Once you die, you don’t have to be afraid of anything.

Gudmund even had the absurd feeling of wanting to go directly back to his hometown in the Abyss.

With his level of power, he can feel the twisting and peeling-off feeling of body, mind and soul, each of which has its own ‘consciousness’, so he feels even more aggrieved:

"I don't want to go back to the bottomless abyss! I still want to live happily in the material world for five hundred years!"

But his consciousness began to fall towards the lower plane involuntarily.

If it was the kind of irresistible instant return, it might be better. Subject to David's sometimes excited and sometimes "lazy" consciousness, all creatures, including the devil Gudmund, were frightened, indifferent, and indifferent. I don’t want to go back for a while, or else I should go back to my hometown in Abyss.

"Cluck, cluck, cluck!!!" Even the little hen's swallow's egg standing on the head of 'David' was stuck, going in and out, and the momentum of the back and forth was almost overwhelming the little hen. The chicken is directly roasted into Orleans roasted whole chicken.

"No!!!" At that moment, the demon Gudmund, who was about to fall into the abyss, and David, who was about to wake up, roared unwillingly at the same time.

And as David defeated his own 'sloth', Gudmund finally struggled out of this suddenly unblocked 'sloth', and then he saw something similar to his own appearance.

That is the instinctive desire and use of flesh and soul as an abyss demon.

It is precisely for this reason that many ignorant mortals call them blood demons!

I saw the flesh and blood scattered outside the farm, and even the red-scaled body that was originally blasted to pieces, turned into strips of flesh and blood as if consciously, and then reborn in the chicken shed like a [Resurrection Technique] that had been accelerated ten times. '!

No, at this moment, the red-scaled body that David is attached to has been inspired by David, the real dragon, and his flesh and blood has increased. It has transformed from a dragon descendant whose bloodline has been weakened for countless generations, to a body covered with scales. Kai, a half-dragon with a red dragon head.

Not only did the injury heal, but the eye he had eaten earlier grew back.

"Abyss Demon Dragon? Or a descendant of Absalom Demon?"

At first he thought he had been hit by some kind of [exorcist spell]. Gudmund looked at 'David' who stood up again and asked with confusion on his face.

But it doesn't seem to make any difference to him.

If it was really a full form of the Abyss Demon Dragon or the Abyssalon Demon from Hell, Gudmund would turn around and run away.

But a half-dragon?

Who do you look down on?

"You, Lord Gudmund, have a noble head."

Before Gudmund could finish his arrogance, David, who soared into the sky like a cannonball, was also punched into a rain of blood.

Only one head rolled in mid-air and fell onto the bloody battlefield, with a look of disbelief on its face.

The way to use this power is even beyond his common sense as an abyss demon.

"That's it?" David was quite speechless. He always felt that today's dream was a bit unreasonable.

Theoretically, the more excited his emotions are, the more complex and radical the content of his dreams will be, with powerful enemies appearing from all directions like a riot in the sky.

Looking at the [arrogant] half-dragon in the sky, Gudmund soon laughed again.

"Yes! That's it, that's how it should be! This is what I, Lord Gudmund, expected, an evenly matched battle!"

"Mother of the Abyss! Please grant me your gaze, and I will prove to you that I, Gudmund! I am the one who is qualified to advance towards the supreme position of Demon Lord and even Demon Prince, the Demon among Demons! The King of Chaos among Chaos. !”

Accompanied by Gudmund's radical and passionate war cry, some of the debris left outside the battlefield immediately turned into strips of flesh and blood to bind the soldiers who were injured or who had not yet had time to escape. Make up for your own holes.

Gradually, a real devil's body, a mountain of flesh and blood six to seven meters high and weighing nearly 8,000 pounds, gradually took shape in the knight's eyes in the horrified and desperate eyes of the serfs.

"Your Majesty Tempus, God of War, please save your devout followers from the edge of the abyss."

The noble commander riding on the horse looked at the images of the followers behind him being swallowed up by invisible flesh and blood, and his white lips kept trembling as he muttered.

But David, who had enough time to interrupt the arrival of the devil, looked at the 'animated CG of the BOSS' with great interest and said with a smile on his face:

"Hey, there are indeed two stages, but I have three stages!"

【arrogant】

David felt that since he could create a half-dragon form, he could definitely manifest his red dragon form.

As a result, David's body also 'evolved' towards the posture of a red dragon.

"Red scales!"

At the same time, a group of dragonborn running out of the mountain pasture also saw everything that seemed to be getting out of control.

"What should we do? Demons, real demons, even if Red Scale turns into a half-dragon with the help of that existence's power, he is no match at all."

"Pray," the girl who had always been vaguely regarded as the opinion leader gritted her teeth:

"Pray like Red Scales. Since she can use the power of that existence, so can we! Anyway, once the devil really comes, none of us can escape! What is her usual prayer?"

"I remember a little bit, it seems to be, the Red Disaster, I forgot the middle and the last part."

But another boy remembered the following:

"If you truly represent the end of all things

“Please grant your humble servant the final peace and destruction.

"Along with this sinful land?"

"." The girl was confused, and so were the dragonborn children.

That's it. Is this a summons prayer?

Can this also summon the existence of those supernatural powers?

But just when everyone was in despair, the hairs and few scales on their bodies stood up at the same time.

At that moment, it was as if the air was stagnant.

Because just a few kilometers away, David's lower eyelids opened a second set of eyes, eyes that seemed to be burning with eternal flames of lava.

The demon Gudmund, who was stared at by this eye, suddenly froze halfway through his descent, like a mouse that instantly turned into an ice sculpture in the super ice storm in "The Day After Tomorrow".

It's not like he can't move.

But, don’t dare to move!

It's like facing a real demon lord, no, a demon prince!

He is just a speck of dust in the sand.

Can't see me, can't see me, can't see me!

And those eyes seemed to really ignore him, but glanced 'upward', and then 'David' asked:

"Davyutos?"

David also glanced down and was horrified:

".mom?"

Before the other party could respond, David, who was thousands of kilometers away in his lair in the New World, woke up with a fright:

"Damn it, why did it suddenly turn into a nightmare?"

It felt a lot like when I was a child and was halfway through casting a spell, and my mother broke in through the door with a mop to do some cleaning.

But in the New World of Walden, without the medium of David, the pupils on the red-scaled eyelids still stayed there, muttering to themselves:

"Aren't you afraid of damaging your cloaca when you run so fast?"

The dragon mother who arrived seemed to have noticed something. She glanced at the noble knight in the distance who was frightened and fell to the ground because of her dragon's power, and blew a breath.

Immediately, including the demon Gudmund who dared not move, as well as the noble private soldiers in the distance, they seemed to spontaneously ignite like pieces of paper from the inside out and turned into ashes.

After finishing this seemingly trivial task, he glanced thoughtfully towards the hillside in the distance, then closed his eyes again and fell into a deep sleep.

It was like having an insignificant dream.